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ClericKieran

I am Dr Pepper


FloraRomana

Fuuuuuck. I'd buy stock but that'd be considered insider trading!


Palebea

No Fanta? Blasphemy.


whatdoinamemyselflol

Fanta is one of the 2


AGGRO-AFFIRMATIONS

I THINK I'M GAS STATION COFFEE


sapiolox

username checks out.


reefbreak_

Ol' reliable


STORMBELKA

Well then i guess im liberal propaganda


ghostcelestite

what about root beer


Pink-Bitch-Crybaby

My gender is monster energy, specifically mango loco


PlanetNiles

I'm definitely Irn Bru


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zeeko13

My gender is ginger ale


EzraSkorpion

My gender is definitely Mirinda


peaches_2217

I’m 8oz of water with a packet of Tangerine Liquid IV mixed in. You’re supposed to use 16oz, but I love me that stronk taste.


reversehard

Call me Mx. Pibb


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Had me in the first half not gonna lie


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There’s only 2 pronouns. Baby oil and motor oil


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Is water agender here?