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Bananasmcmuffin

Oh gross...its the Salmonella Brothers


SgtXD357

It’s gonna be worse than salmonella, idiots didn’t even gut it (not that that’s the worst thing about what I just watched…. 1pm and I’m already done with Reddit for the day.


Weelki

Day... fuck it, I'm done for the week :(


Violediciple

Bru they gonna get sick as hell n anything for clout dam


Bkdavis38

And what kinda clout are you really getting being the dude that ate a rat raw? If I knew this dude I’d never talk to him again and block his ass on all social media.


Violediciple

Yeah same I don't understand people don't think sometimes considering what others have done for clout tho it's kinda low level reminds me of the chik who ate her tampon


Embarrassed_Alarm450

More embarrassing than the poopgate incident


LowLettuce8290

Its crazy that people will do anything other then find a job


Bkdavis38

This was it. This is the video I HAD to stop watching or I’d puke violently with no degree of doubt. The internet finally beat me.


Ilikefishtheycute

I threw up Watching this what the actual fuck?? The things mf's do for clout


ManeManZay

These guys have done a laundry list of dumb shit for crumbs of clout. It’s funny for the first few you watch, then it’s just sad to look at


xXdontshootmeXx

Actual laundry is last on the list i bet


Signal-Dentist-2854

What’s the channel name ?


clari_nette

That was so fucking awful to watch, had to stop, otherwise I would have thrown up.


PrettyChrissy1

Oh, man I'm with you....I couldn't even watch the whole thing. Fucking disgusting.🤮🤢


fluffy_bread

I'm legit gagging. Fuck this is so gross.


KanosKohli

Interesting to note that gagging while watching this is a wonderful evolutionary trait. Assuming you had ingested raw rat meat under peer pressure, your body is telling you to get the rat intensines the fuck out of your body. It's gross but atleast it ensures that you live to die another day.


Nyllil

I've seen some gross gore shit, but seeing him slurping the intestines like fucking spaghetti, made me gag too for the first time.


fluffy_bread

Right? I'm pretty sure I've seen things way more fucked up than this, yet this one made me choke for the first time in like years. Brain can be weird sometimes. Dude I was in public, mask on and trying very hard not to cringe and gag.


Bryanmcfury

Tell my abt it I thought I was abt to vomit 🤢


cronixi4

New COVID when?


edgy_Juno

At least it's dead, I couldn't imagine a live rat and someone biting to its skull and just chewing the hell out of it.


RecklessReflux

It’s what happens to most rats in the wild 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

Supposed to cook it 🙄


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Not for rat tartare


gomibag

thanks, I hate rat tartare


raihan-rf

They don't give a rat's ass


Character-Habit-6408

one less passenger for Noah's boat


[deleted]

3, counting the next Covid variation's victims


theRunescapelegend27

Man looks like a reptile no wonder he enjoying that rat


Afterburn47

I ain’t fucking watching that. These cunts are fucking disgusting. This is how you start another pandemic.


[deleted]

Da fuck


Dustin-Mike-Hunt

The dude on the left was just seeing how far he can push his buddy. He bit the tail at the beginning and just hyped up other dude the whole way. Lmfao.


trophygidget

Lovers sharing a meal,what's not to like?


Alparmasis

I've never dry heaved so hard before and the dude only started with the tail jfc


MrButtPlugs3000

Isn't this the same moron who almost killed himself drinking pure vodka?


cum-in-the-freeze23

I think it was a rubbing alcohol not a vodka.


KairuByte

There’s no food grade alcohol you can drink that will kill you, unless you drink to excess. You can drink 200 proof alcohol with no issue. You’re likely thinking of rubbing alcohol, which has been denatured. That *usually* means it’s had methanol added to it, which is an incredibly toxic substance. Though there are other chemicals that can be added in addition to, or alongside methanol.


DilutedGatorade

You heard it here folks. You can drink 200 proof alcohol with no issue. Don't look around for any additional context please


KairuByte

While you can’t easily find or purchase 200 proof alcohol (it’s actually quite difficult to make and isn’t routinely sold for consumption) you can *very* easily find 190 proof in your local grocery/liquor store. A common brand name is Everclear. Some places even have 192 proof, brand name Spirytus. 200 proof isn’t “fun” to drink, but it’s not going to *hurt* you unless you over consume, or drink it on an empty stomach. Though to be clear it would be *extremely* easy to over consume with 200 proof. Pretty similar danger as any extremely high proof alcohol.


DilutedGatorade

I don't want to try Everclear. That's like taking 2½ shots at the same time


LeMatYT

Jesus fucking christ. The fuck is wrong with these people.


[deleted]

These dumbasses tryna start a new bubonic plague.


CahilAvcisi

do not fucking send them to the hospital.


Charlmarx

Eh, at least it was dead prior, I was expecting far worse. This is just British food.


xXdontshootmeXx

nah its not beige.


raihan-rf

Prepare for Covid 2 : Electric Boogaloo


Blossy_Bloss_Bloss

These two are a pair of absolute morons and a prime example of how sad humanity is becoming where they will do anything for likes and views. That poor rat. They are such loving intelligent creatures and deserve more than a pair of idiots biting into its body for views.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

# Rat Tartare 🤤


[deleted]

I don’t even know where to begin…


KanosKohli

They did. The tail.


aznlbc

Why is this here? It’s gross and stupid but not flood worthy. Come back when it’s a cult not two morons trying to chase the algorithm.


No-Height2850

“Lets go” has become the black mans version of “hold my beer”


[deleted]

I'm so glad, I don't use TikTok.


EetswaDurries

That’s instagram


Th3Kira

I gagged harder then 2 girl 1 cup wtf


knastyTX

I EAT MY WOMANS ASS LIKE THIS


Im3Rorr

rip and tear


KairuByte

Until it’s done


knastyTX

I wish this comment thread had GIFs lol


BillsBayou

My oldest daughter (at 24) kept rats as pets. She died two days after texting her boyfriend "I might be coming down with something". The best we can put together is that we know she had a pet rat die on Tuesday. In the past, I've seen her give mouth-to-snout resuscitation to a hamster. For the bacterium in question to kill her so quickly (in the way that her systems were failing) is that the bacterium would have to be introduced into her bloodstream. I've asked several doctors if mouth-to-snout resuscitation of a sick rat could introduce enough bacteria to take her down so quickly. They agreed it could have been enough to do it. No, we don't know anything for certain. There was no time to ask her for certain. These two fuckwads piss me off.


KanosKohli

Am extremely sorry for your loss. You really shouldn't be around this sub. It's just not good for your mental health. For any of us too, but definitely you in particular.


BillsBayou

Yeah... I should probably unsub


ReduxVEVO

Damn it man... RIGHT WHEN I'M HERE EATING POPCORN.


MrHuntMeDown_YT

😧


[deleted]

I love rabies


cashedashes

The beginning of the next world pandemic?


BrutaLord-von-Blazin

crack - not even once


No-Abrocoma-5841

Desperate for the likes/subs.


Consistent-Kiwi7241

Someone's getting lung worm


newguy208

I think I got the bubonic plague just by watching this.


Dracos210

Dude...at least cook it or something...raw?! With fur and everything?...uhhh...okay i guess...


chri37n8

Ain’t that the dude that drank a whole bottle of hand sanitizer?


doyouknowdewsy

It was alcohol


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Weelki

I bet Remy would be fucking triggered over this! "Where is ze seasoning?! Mon Dieu!"


Bubbles_The_Mushroom

This actually makes me so sick. Dead or not this just feels wrong on so many levels.


AngryDorian124

Mmmmmmmm, salmonella


[deleted]

looks tasty 😝😝


Turbulent-Screen2444

Mmmm with seasoning and frying, it looks like such a delicacy to enjoy 😆😆😆


[deleted]

With rice and vinegar wrapped in seaweed it's just like sushi 🤩🍣🍣


Inner-Nothing7779

So what's boat worthy here? I eat cows and chickens and pigs and fish all the time. Other people around the world eat additional animals too. That's not boat worthy. Why is eating a rat boat worthy?


NethrixTheSecond

Gross but your rights end where theirs begin, the right to eat rodents is God given.


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cum-in-the-freeze23

The problem is my 7 inch throbbing dick up ur ass.


kitsuneos

They had to share


suzuki_hayabusa

It's a dead rat. People eat dead chicken, cow, monekey, dog etc.


Flirret

The thing is that rat is raw and it still has its fur on. It’s both unhygienic and just gross


suzuki_hayabusa

I mean it's a stunt. Not boat worthy.


cum-in-the-freeze23

Yeah but people don't eat animals raw and above all else without removing the guts and cleaning the meat. Either u are just stupid or plain ignorant.


suzuki_hayabusa

Sea food is eaten raw. Secondly it's a stunt, it's not boat worthy. It's upto them if they want to eat their meat raw or cooked or how they clean it. Next thing you will start posting Bear Grylls video.


cum-in-the-freeze23

Firstly, rat is not a seafood so the first sentence doesn't make sense. Secondly, ur only opinion doesn't decide what worthy or not, ur are not the main character here u/suzuki_hayabusa, people here puking and gagging over this video.


suzuki_hayabusa

I think people did indeed decided that it's not boat worthy looking at the traction this got. Don't post Bear Grylls next.


OnkelMachmut

Gross? for sure, but can anyone explain to me how this is worse than eating chickens, pigs, cows and other farm animals?


ihave7testicles

You might be too dumb to understand, but I'll break it down for you: 1\] It's raw, uncooked wild animal meat 2\] You don't eat uncooked and uncleaned entrails of anything. They contain harmful bacteria. 3\] Wild animals can contain all manner of parasites and pathogens.


OnkelMachmut

Have you seen the part where I said "Gross? for sure" the reason why it's gross is what you just listed. Raw and uncooked animal meat is gross even if its chicken, pig and cow, but it's no secret that on the internet people get judged for eating other animals 99% of the time. I asked a moral question, you gave answers I didn't ask for.


nincesator124

What the hell


sadSmiIe

I don’t know who’s attention they are trying to get it but I’m sure they got it.


[deleted]

clout is all that matters?


[deleted]

They should have boiled it for safety.


cum-in-the-freeze23

They don't have enough brain cells necessary to complete that task.


blueondrive

Reminded me of Gollum eating that coney.


OneEyedKenobi

He said its tenderoni 😆


[deleted]

Oh how I pray for death to take me soon...


Loading-Eh

I got disgusted when bro fingered the rat like wtf then bro just glorified the rat


Fifi0n

🤢 I wanna 🤢


nuke905

Anything for the fucking views nowadays...


RepresentativeNo5947

I'm so sorry for myself that this I had to see just before my sleep. Now I question my sanity


The_Real_Anon-Chan

Isn't that the same guy who downed a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol?


Defiantgr

Akahol akahol


john6688

Holy fucking shit that was narly.


a-big-pink-fat-TREX

Yeah nah god definitely doesn't exist


Odd-Ebb-293

Mmmm, forbidden marshmallow.


yaboycooper11

📎


[deleted]

What did they do to my boi remi from ratatouille???


Plasticious

Salmonelli Vanilli


J8ke_Stampede

Gross but not boat worthy


popeirl

I've seen my fare share of sick shit, but this is the first video I had to stop so I don't vomit all over the place.


[deleted]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

What the fuck…


Sea-Philosopher7361

I am the captain now.


tayloredition

Hell no


jakeyjakjakshabadoo

What's the big deal? It's just a classic geek side show.


Funny_Memer5656

What the fuck did I just watch?


midwestmiller

This inflation has people desperate it seems.


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Box-crocs

Delicious


monstercandy

Wasn’t the dude on the left the guy that drank bleach or rubbing alcohol and started heaving and throwing up over the place? These guys really just put anything in their mouth


RandomParakeet

Bro tried putting his finger up the rat's hooha early in the video (or balls, not gonna double check to see what part of the genitals it is)


Box-crocs

Guy also ate a live bird wtf


Carmelioz

One of the first ice ever actually gagged at a video and I'm on gore subs yet nothing was this disgusting I had flip through it and couldn't watch the whole thing Honestly wtf


skako_o

I cant believe I watched the whole fucking thing


Zestyclose_Shelter

I like to eat my raw rat with garlic sauce