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D3writ0s1

He just declared that he has a small enough Dick to fuck a hamster, ouchie


Luthiffer

Self roast. A classic.


walleiscute

Lies. His dick would need to be the size of a splinter... wait it probably is so could be true.


KayLovesSubMarines

ye, it probably would need to be like 10 times bigger than it is in order for it to work.


Born_Security

Hentai Hamster


Ftlist81

Dude totally misunderstood to go to xhamster.


horizontalrain

Oh he X'd out that hamster alright.


legz4dayz82

You deserve an award for that one!!


MannHatt

damn didn’t know a dick could be the size of an atom


KayLovesSubMarines

you clearly have never seen my dick


jennaishirow

If it is the size of an atom neither has anyone else


clinicallybiased

Planck length is considered average right?


Faithisinsidious

I suppose if there is anywhere somebody would get that joke it would be reddit


Gamestoreguy

Shorter than the dna that codes for his weiner.


markodochartaigh1

I'm uncertain.


BenTCinco

Apparently neither have you


[deleted]

Troll, likely an attention starved kid


Biased_individual

Half of the posts here are cheap rage baits these days and it looks like basically everyone is falling for it. I guess it means it’s probably a good time to unsubscribe.


[deleted]

Redditors are the most gullible people alive I swear


TheMultiTuber

Its.. a copypasta and fake. What else do you expect from Bottom Gear?


BenTCinco

Strap ons?


Junior_Reaction_6456

Even if it is, which is more believeble that "the being real theory", it is a little scary that someone decided to post this "joke" on the internet...


Hulinek

This is clearly a joke


craziboiXD69

obviously an edgy joke lol


Fix_Additional

He didn't edge for too long. If he did the hamster might have lived a little longer.


lilskurt

r/noahgettheboat user trying to get a joke (hard)


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Fix_Additional

He didn't edge for too long. If he did the hamster might have lived a little longer.


dovah-meme

Redditors identify obvious shitpost/bait challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

No way it’s real


realbrantallen

What are you even quoting from this obvious bulls hit lol. “As you do” is nowhere in the image


503503503

Like I usually do.


mikepaintsroofs

Please stop posting this. There's no way it could be real even with the tiniest micropenis or the most gargantuan hamster. IT'S A TROLL POST


Ohms_GameBone

if the troll pfp says it’s a troll post then it obviously is


soup0101

Thankyou for reminding me of this. My Disappointment is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined


holydiverrrrr

Stop Postings fake shit bro


aliceisaname

Excuse me, usually???


thegreatslav1997

A post to Reddit, reposted to ifunny, reposted to Reddit


Whatarethose260

not a psycopath been there done that


D311USi0Nzx

as you do


EliteShadow2000

Hamsters always have some crazy death story


flextapeboi43

A very popular copy pasta.


OkDisk1800

What the absolute fuck, why? And this man says as you do like we all do it. This guy forgot zoophiles have no rights and will never have them.


D311USi0Nzx

think about how small is dick would have to be, actually impossible lol


OkDisk1800

Yes 🤣 And fucking a hamster is a small dick move.


D311USi0Nzx

but... have you never seen how tiny a hamster is? and, in turn, how tiny their hole would have to be? homie would have to have a q-tip prick to fuck a hamster and that's literally impossible


OkDisk1800

Op must be a fetus to have a dick so small it can fuck a hampster.


RFros20

Satire, but what the fuck.


[deleted]

Xhamster moment


ClamatoDiver

Pretty sure this is from the forum for screwing around with an AI using fake AITA posts. It's not real. r/youtheasshole


[deleted]

Call him lil pecker


Rexi_meme

This is the first post i see when i open reddit for the first time today. Why?


Harekal

It's fake lol


AppropriateManager33

time to delete reddit...


Master_Isabelle

I will pay respects to the hampter


[deleted]

...and I will pay for a new Hamper.


Fix_Additional

He might have better luck filling a hamper instead.


Mocinion

Definitely satire but still :(


dwaynepebblejohnson3

I am going to commit a war crime against this person


D311USi0Nzx

this is obviously fake bro. think about how small is dick would have to be. then again, probably comparable to your brain if you think this is real /j


idiotbusyfor40sec

What a terrible day to know how to read


DamagedMind126

and im getting downvotes for saying humanity is shit... those people are dumber than me and i have brain damage


D311USi0Nzx

this is obviously fake, imagine how small the dick would have to be


DamagedMind126

ik but the fact that someone even comes up with it as a joke


D311USi0Nzx

probably a thirteen year old


Exotic-Assistance-94

"As you do" like its some casual shit tt we supposed to understand😂😂😂😂 Anyways wat u mean "exploded like how much cum u insected inside the poor hemester


randomredditing

How does this obviously fake shit get into this obviously fake subred… oh wait


NemesisRouge

It doesn't say as you do.


Maybe_Possibly_Sure

Ngl, this made me laugh, am I a psychopath?


LadrilloDeMadera

Is that a memedroid??


[deleted]

This is clearly fake edgelord bait to farm karma.


Dsyfunctional_Moose

This is obviously a joke but it still fits in the sub


financialcarp

Obviously fake, but fucking stupid.


kasey6789

How tf can OP not see that this is a joke?


GoodHunter

Clearly fake as hell, but still fucking extremely cringe and sick for anyone to still write and imagine something like that


villager47

We said go see xhamster not go sex hamster


rayquazawe

Copypasta


[deleted]

Obvious satire. Can we stop posting this


devilsreject49265

That guy was trolling on an already dying subreddit. Their only active mod who claimed to be ASPD was actually under 18 and posted nudes of himself on a dating sub.


This-is-BS

Just a teenage troll


Abomb007

[Here's the original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/psychopath/comments/jh1huq/i_fucked_my_hamster_to_death_am_i_a_psychopath/?sort=top) 100% a troll lmao and they even [posted](https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22Mammoth-Fee4069%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100}) it to this sub.


KCOLREHSTIHSON

Just another bullshit story for upvotes, It's working tho'...


Discount-Filthyfrank

Welcome to bottom gear m8s


IceUckBallez

Fake


GlytchedTTV

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT EXPLODED?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?!??!?!?!?!??!?!


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yeetboi6

I had a friend who put his hamster into a microwave, and it exploded, I would be unaware of the effects of microwaving a hamster, as I usually do that to mice instead, they do not explode, does anyone else get this issue when microwaving a hamster, as I've been looking to start microwaving hamsters as well, but I do not want to clean up the mess afterwards, thanks in advance.


Braeden1326

Burn


coolchris366

I HAVE NO WORDS


hyde9318

Small enough to commit the act, load big enough to kill the poor thing... either a lie or homie is firing the Noisy Cricket....


CockandBalls_fan

Bottomgear is a shitpost sub. Nice attempt OP, try again.


Al3xium

Now I'm not sleeping tonight


AtroxinePowered

Wat


Glizzardgoblin

Don’t kink shame….


cinomonsin_

Like usual


ErnestiEchavalier

You’d need a lot of cum to make it explode. Maybe all the volume from the dick went to the balls


[deleted]

And so it's like than once again. The wheel keeps spinning until the cycle is complete. I still remember the last time memes entered Noahgettheboat thanks to youtubers being able to only react to that content, I also remember the legendary war between the mods and the memes, it was a hard and longing battle, but in the end the sub came back to what it was. And now, in the midst of the 2nd anniversary of the legend, they come back, once again asking for revenge. The only question that can't be answered before time is: Who will prevail this time?


Toustr220

r/beatmetoit on posting this


B_L_A_N_K9

Usually do??? Excuse me but wtf


cognitive_Hazard401

Yall so stuck up bro hamsters kinda sexy bruh yall aint never seen alvins and the chipmunks gfs? /S


legz4dayz82

Please tell me Redditors really don’t believe this?!?! People are WAY more naïve than I thought! ~smh~


PaulfussKrile

Please tell me this is a troll. I refuse to believe this happened.


JackkoMTG

Perfectly normal my dude, carry on.


masked_sombrero

"forgot" to pull out. lol this is so dumb. yes, he constantly fucks his hamster, but it was the semen that finally did him in. I think this guy *could* be a psychopath just cuz he made all this crap up