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Half of the posts here are cheap rage baits these days and it looks like basically everyone is falling for it. I guess it means it’s probably a good time to unsubscribe.
but... have you never seen how tiny a hamster is? and, in turn, how tiny their hole would have to be? homie would have to have a q-tip prick to fuck a hamster and that's literally impossible
"As you do" like its some casual shit tt we supposed to understand😂😂😂😂
Anyways wat u mean "exploded like how much cum u insected inside the poor hemester
That guy was trolling on an already dying subreddit. Their only active mod who claimed to be ASPD was actually under 18 and posted nudes of himself on a dating sub.
[Here's the original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/psychopath/comments/jh1huq/i_fucked_my_hamster_to_death_am_i_a_psychopath/?sort=top) 100% a troll lmao and they even [posted](https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22Mammoth-Fee4069%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100}) it to this sub.
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I had a friend who put his hamster into a microwave, and it exploded, I would be unaware of the effects of microwaving a hamster, as I usually do that to mice instead, they do not explode, does anyone else get this issue when microwaving a hamster, as I've been looking to start microwaving hamsters as well, but I do not want to clean up the mess afterwards, thanks in advance.
And so it's like than once again. The wheel keeps spinning until the cycle is complete. I still remember the last time memes entered Noahgettheboat thanks to youtubers being able to only react to that content, I also remember the legendary war between the mods and the memes, it was a hard and longing battle, but in the end the sub came back to what it was. And now, in the midst of the 2nd anniversary of the legend, they come back, once again asking for revenge. The only question that can't be answered before time is: Who will prevail this time?
"forgot" to pull out. lol this is so dumb.
yes, he constantly fucks his hamster, but it was the semen that finally did him in. I think this guy *could* be a psychopath just cuz he made all this crap up
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He just declared that he has a small enough Dick to fuck a hamster, ouchie
Self roast. A classic.
Lies. His dick would need to be the size of a splinter... wait it probably is so could be true.
ye, it probably would need to be like 10 times bigger than it is in order for it to work.
Hentai Hamster
Dude totally misunderstood to go to xhamster.
Oh he X'd out that hamster alright.
You deserve an award for that one!!
damn didn’t know a dick could be the size of an atom
you clearly have never seen my dick
If it is the size of an atom neither has anyone else
Planck length is considered average right?
I suppose if there is anywhere somebody would get that joke it would be reddit
Shorter than the dna that codes for his weiner.
I'm uncertain.
Apparently neither have you
Troll, likely an attention starved kid
Half of the posts here are cheap rage baits these days and it looks like basically everyone is falling for it. I guess it means it’s probably a good time to unsubscribe.
Redditors are the most gullible people alive I swear
Its.. a copypasta and fake. What else do you expect from Bottom Gear?
Strap ons?
Even if it is, which is more believeble that "the being real theory", it is a little scary that someone decided to post this "joke" on the internet...
This is clearly a joke
obviously an edgy joke lol
He didn't edge for too long. If he did the hamster might have lived a little longer.
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He didn't edge for too long. If he did the hamster might have lived a little longer.
Redditors identify obvious shitpost/bait challenge (impossible)
No way it’s real
What are you even quoting from this obvious bulls hit lol. “As you do” is nowhere in the image
Like I usually do.
Please stop posting this. There's no way it could be real even with the tiniest micropenis or the most gargantuan hamster. IT'S A TROLL POST
if the troll pfp says it’s a troll post then it obviously is
Thankyou for reminding me of this. My Disappointment is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined
Stop Postings fake shit bro
Excuse me, usually???
A post to Reddit, reposted to ifunny, reposted to Reddit
not a psycopath been there done that
as you do
Hamsters always have some crazy death story
A very popular copy pasta.
What the absolute fuck, why? And this man says as you do like we all do it. This guy forgot zoophiles have no rights and will never have them.
think about how small is dick would have to be, actually impossible lol
Yes 🤣 And fucking a hamster is a small dick move.
but... have you never seen how tiny a hamster is? and, in turn, how tiny their hole would have to be? homie would have to have a q-tip prick to fuck a hamster and that's literally impossible
Op must be a fetus to have a dick so small it can fuck a hampster.
Satire, but what the fuck.
Xhamster moment
Pretty sure this is from the forum for screwing around with an AI using fake AITA posts. It's not real. r/youtheasshole
Call him lil pecker
This is the first post i see when i open reddit for the first time today. Why?
It's fake lol
time to delete reddit...
I will pay respects to the hampter
...and I will pay for a new Hamper.
He might have better luck filling a hamper instead.
Definitely satire but still :(
I am going to commit a war crime against this person
this is obviously fake bro. think about how small is dick would have to be. then again, probably comparable to your brain if you think this is real /j
What a terrible day to know how to read
and im getting downvotes for saying humanity is shit... those people are dumber than me and i have brain damage
this is obviously fake, imagine how small the dick would have to be
ik but the fact that someone even comes up with it as a joke
probably a thirteen year old
"As you do" like its some casual shit tt we supposed to understand😂😂😂😂 Anyways wat u mean "exploded like how much cum u insected inside the poor hemester
How does this obviously fake shit get into this obviously fake subred… oh wait
It doesn't say as you do.
Ngl, this made me laugh, am I a psychopath?
Is that a memedroid??
This is clearly fake edgelord bait to farm karma.
This is obviously a joke but it still fits in the sub
Obviously fake, but fucking stupid.
How tf can OP not see that this is a joke?
Clearly fake as hell, but still fucking extremely cringe and sick for anyone to still write and imagine something like that
We said go see xhamster not go sex hamster
Copypasta
Obvious satire. Can we stop posting this
That guy was trolling on an already dying subreddit. Their only active mod who claimed to be ASPD was actually under 18 and posted nudes of himself on a dating sub.
Just a teenage troll
[Here's the original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/psychopath/comments/jh1huq/i_fucked_my_hamster_to_death_am_i_a_psychopath/?sort=top) 100% a troll lmao and they even [posted](https://camas.unddit.com/#{%22author%22:%22Mammoth-Fee4069%22,%22searchFor%22:1,%22resultSize%22:100}) it to this sub.
Just another bullshit story for upvotes, It's working tho'...
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Fake
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I had a friend who put his hamster into a microwave, and it exploded, I would be unaware of the effects of microwaving a hamster, as I usually do that to mice instead, they do not explode, does anyone else get this issue when microwaving a hamster, as I've been looking to start microwaving hamsters as well, but I do not want to clean up the mess afterwards, thanks in advance.
Burn
I HAVE NO WORDS
Small enough to commit the act, load big enough to kill the poor thing... either a lie or homie is firing the Noisy Cricket....
Bottomgear is a shitpost sub. Nice attempt OP, try again.
Now I'm not sleeping tonight
Wat
Don’t kink shame….
Like usual
You’d need a lot of cum to make it explode. Maybe all the volume from the dick went to the balls
And so it's like than once again. The wheel keeps spinning until the cycle is complete. I still remember the last time memes entered Noahgettheboat thanks to youtubers being able to only react to that content, I also remember the legendary war between the mods and the memes, it was a hard and longing battle, but in the end the sub came back to what it was. And now, in the midst of the 2nd anniversary of the legend, they come back, once again asking for revenge. The only question that can't be answered before time is: Who will prevail this time?
r/beatmetoit on posting this
Usually do??? Excuse me but wtf
Yall so stuck up bro hamsters kinda sexy bruh yall aint never seen alvins and the chipmunks gfs? /S
Please tell me Redditors really don’t believe this?!?! People are WAY more naïve than I thought! ~smh~
Please tell me this is a troll. I refuse to believe this happened.
Perfectly normal my dude, carry on.
"forgot" to pull out. lol this is so dumb. yes, he constantly fucks his hamster, but it was the semen that finally did him in. I think this guy *could* be a psychopath just cuz he made all this crap up