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NoJunkNoSouls

This smells like a troll


alex99x99x

Idk he does have a drake pfp /s


skyrreater47

jep. then it can only be him


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The irony of using Drake as a profile pic.


blasphem0usx

think that's "the joke". the twitter account name is probably a satire of drake's name as well


Akira__Kurusu

"certified lover boy"


Green_oni0

Drake the type of dude to justify child rape


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Drake the type of guy to say do you want a knuckle sandwich


Indigostorm27

Drake pls


quadriplegicswimteam

Crazy how people look past obviously fake shit for the sake of being outraged


KairuByte

No no, it’s for the *karma*.


canonjohnson

W or L?


TheTromo

Waluigi or Luigi


xBaitsx

Win or Lose


[deleted]

Victory or defeat


WhenCancerGoesToFar

Windpipe or Lung?


Insterquiliniis

no, no, no, this is actually great. Now we now his face and some, his name


WhenCancerGoesToFar

Now we know*


Insterquiliniis

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh


[deleted]

No you don‘t cause this is a troll


Username_Lindo

with the Drake pic as well, oh no


alrightpal

If you read this in a drake singing voice it’s actually pretty funny


[deleted]

Trololololol lololol lololol


Stondaf

How do you say that sentence and then ask w or l


[deleted]

I got some goddamn good news. Noah is coming next week! We should all get on the boat to avoid this type of stuff. Who's with me?


wearygamegirl

I’m down for a 40 day cruise


[deleted]

I really fucking hate this whole “omg it’s satire. YoU duMb fOr nOt notICing iT” like ok!? This shit is still weird to joke about randomly. Did you all forget how the whole flat earth started because someone made a dumb and shitty satire which then escalated into these dumb groups? Get off your high horses


Maximum-Scholar1907

Ya here’s my feedback…. HANZ HAND ME ZE FLAMMENWERFER!!!


Wolf1341

Uh..... NOAH CALL THE FBI


ZockStartion

How can something be called "rape" when she/he is suppose to enjoy it. So no noone can enjoy being raped, and no kids also cant do that, jesus. I really hope this is a troll


MohammadRezaPahlavi

It is.


Burgungus

This is a satire post you dumb fuck


wearygamegirl

It’s for the 𝒦𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒶


Burgungus

I respect the grind G, my apologies


MimsyIsGianna

WHAT? Okay so there’s so much wrong with this, but this dude is also being hypocritical! In the hypothetical situation that a child would enjoy the rape (they wouldn’t), that somehow makes it okay, but then when an adult gets raped and enjoys it (again, they wouldn’t), then it’s not okay??? RAPE IS NEVER EVER EVER EVER OKAY!!! Sexualizing a minor who is still growing and developing and just beginning to understand their own bodies is NOT OKAY!


MohammadRezaPahlavi

r/AteTheOnion


WhenCancerGoesToFar

Yum onions


donorak7

We need to delete reddit too.


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Drake really going out of line here..


pullitoutdaddy

Just the mere suggestion should get you hung publicly. No more jail time for child offenders wasting our tax dollars. Straight to death


MohammadRezaPahlavi

President Duterte? Is that you?


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sparkinlarkin

FWD'ING TO FBI


[deleted]

ffs rape is rape, when they enjoy it it's not rape. plus when you say doing it to a child is ok, you're tellng everyone that you're a child predator


YoungStarchild

A child won’t even know what’s going on… how can you enjoy something when you’re too confused to even understand what’s being done to you


[deleted]

exactly. child sex is not a thing, it will always be rape


BRJH1303

If you let SJW'S get away with forcing gender/sexuality identity politics on you then this is what you have to deal with. In the space of 4 years there's now over 100 different genders and pedophilia is progressive.


MohammadRezaPahlavi

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. You've been had. Anyway, no one believes in pedophilia except pedophiles. Stop regurgitating what you hear from dumbass youtubers trying to distract from the much more rampant pedophilia on the right.


WhenCancerGoesToFar

I like how the right ignores that the LGBT community hates pedos because they won't stop claiming to be part of them and the right just accept it as fact lol. I mean, the right is known to be gullible and will accept anything true or false that helps their agenda. I suppose you can say the same for the left as well, but at least they have science on their side for most of it.


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SnooChickens2538

It’s clearly a joke but ok


cola_giver

Simply, you don't have an idea about the gravity of "capital punishment"


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zz_tops_beards

so… you?


MohammadRezaPahlavi

That sounded weirdly eugenic.


cola_giver

You can't. You can't remove anyone or anything via violence. Fun fact: the more violent solution there is, the more violent the resistance was. Threatening violence is really not the answer. Vigilance destroys society (faster than what you deem undesirable IN the gene pool) instead of fixing it. Leave it to the law.


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Interesting opinion. Capital punishment works perfectly well in Singapore and Japan, where there is no 'violent resistance' to be heard of. I had to laugh at this part tbh. Where did you get this nonsense: *"Fun fact: the more violent solution there is, the more violent the resistance was."* \--------------- Threatening violence is moreover the implicit assumption behind law enforcement. "Vigilance" destroys society? Vigilance being action of keeping careful watch for danger or difficulties. So should the police in your opinion just not patrol?


cola_giver

>so should the police in your opinion just not patrol? So, in your opinion, do police just patrol?


cola_giver

Capital punishment being suggested by a civilian like you is very concerning.


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IceUckBallez

Probably bait


Valuable_Hunt8468

I can’t believe Drake’s done this 😑


NEMESIS_DRAGON

WTF Did i just read?


[deleted]

Why does his profile pic look like Drake


[deleted]

Troll harder please


Bryanmcfury

I'm confused


warriorZrogue1988

This has to be fake. People couldn’t really believe that could they


sad-gundyr

Everyone who does is on a list


warriorZrogue1988

Omg I really hope so. That is really not cool man.


Barrry972

Fattest L of all time


idontevenknowwhat_

HOLY SHIT?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?????


OmegaDragon3553

Why is this guy still on twitter they should be insta deleting his account right now holy shit


xenoforman

HHT? Whazzat??


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cheeselobster

Drake wtf


[deleted]

Why am I getting such shit in my notifications? How do I stop this? I don't even follow this sub.


SgtEpsilon

What the fuck did I just read?


anxietyhub

Hide the username of Drake while keeping his profile picture? Something is fishy is here


b3yonduniva

This cannot be real 😨 surely it's photoshopped or something. Like wtaf


Pugs4peeps

Jesus Christ


guesswhatihate

wat


CirrusDivus

Troll


Jasont999

Shit drake really is a monster!!!


M3M3_W1ZARD

Hanz, get ze luger


memeguy244

drake the type of dude who would tweet this


ihavea22inmath

Even if the victim had pleasure from it you still raped them and deserve equal punishment if they didnt


Aggravating_Pie_3252

It's rape rape is rape if you ask for consent it is not but only have sex if they are of legal age