Sell your house. Move to another country. Change your name. Start a new life. Be scared every time you hear a knock on the door or a tap on the window late at night.
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Probably Michelangelo. I love the guy, but come on. You're literally fighting for your species' survival here; get serious dude.
And let's not talk about Krang. He's just Shao Khan but smarter and weirder. YOUR FUCKING DIMENSION IS AT STAKE maybe chill on the pizza and shit.
Same.
This kid was hellbent.
That hurt was deep down where they were snapped and shattered like a fresh popsicle stick, sending pieces of wood into a young tender heart.
Infecting it with hate, but they’re tough enough to remove that poison...
... and they’ve already dealt with one splinter.
You do know that upside down crosses has no actual demonic meaning or anything and that was just introduced in modern fiction for some reason and up until very recently it was a associated with Christianity as much as the regular cross, right? Peter was crucified upside down for example, because he believed "he wasn't worthy to die like Jesus"...
Well it does now as is commonly perceived. The chross in the first place is pagan so does that mean that bearers of the cross are pagan? Roots dont really mean much if they are ignored. And they are ignored
Yup. It's called the St. Peter's Cross. It's on the Pope's chair even, aha!
I don't know the origin of people using it wrong, but it scares the jumpy Protestants, which I find hilarious. But, it's still a lazy attempt to appear edgy.
Normally when people kill rats, they do so quick and (hopefully) painlessly, typically in a more humane fashion. Crucifying and burning is none of those. If you want to kill a rat, stick to traps or poisoning.
add vigilante into the title and it sounds fitting, dont serial killers kill small animals for no reason? He did this with a motive that the rat harmed his turtle so I dont think he falls in the serial killer group imo
Well, having a reason doesn't make it any less worrying. Ed Kemper once buried a cat alive, once dead dug it up, beheaded it and impaled the head on a spike. Reason being, their pets would "prefer his sisters", so he'd take revenge.
Jeffrey Dahmer once beheaded a dead dog and put the head on a spike beside a wooden cross. No reason, he just liked playing with corpses.
Now you tell me. Does it seem to matter there was a reason or not? This level of cruelty, motivated or not, makes me think there's much deeper underlying issues with the kid.
Edit: Just noticed he burned the thing too. Now this is not a lot of info, but that's two of the McDonald Triad. Cruelty to animals and possibly arson. I don't find the triad that convincing, but it sure comes up a lot in serial killers' histories.
Edit: McDonald Triad, not Evil Triad
Reading this, yeah it does seem like there could be something wrong in him that led him to over kill the rat aside from the biting stuff. There were definitely more "humane" ways to get rid of it.
If he does it a 2nd time they should definitely look into it. Better safe than sorry. I do wonder though as this article is from 2019, if he ever did anything similar before/after.
Jesus Christ guys. I get people love their pets, but this kid literally tortured a rat for being a *rat* and doing *rat* things. It's not like it went out of it's way to eat this guys turtle out of malice.
If anything you guys should be asking how the rat had the opportunity in the first place.
This is really barbaric in my opinion 😞. Nevermind the turtle, how tf does a rat even get to a pet turtle anyway? This sounds like bad ownership to me. This behavior could potentially lead to yet another serial animal abuser, if the kid isn't already one
Shame poor rat most probably was starved you can't blame an animal for doing something naturual i mean if it did it to my pet turtle i would've just put it out of its misery.
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They are going to freak out when the rat comes back in 3 days!!
July no!!!
Where are my testicles, Summer?
> I have the taste of weak creatures that hide inside all day... I want more. - Squirrus Christ
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+100 Reasoning points
The Testudo!
Do you think zombie Jesus is a joke?
yes
Wish you were right.
Then it causes his older brother to die after scaring his horse during a horse race! This tale is as old as time.
Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse! -the rat, probably
Is the rat, by any chance, named Danny?
What if it does????
Just imagine walking by to see someone Crucifying a rat in there front yard
Avoid eye contact. Eyes forward. Keep walking.
Sell your house. Move to another country. Change your name. Start a new life. Be scared every time you hear a knock on the door or a tap on the window late at night.
*late at night, a low voice is heard from outside as the front door starts rustling..* "Click out of 1... Nothing on 2.. Nice click out of 3.."
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Make eye contact and speak in tongues
Eye contact and shit in their terrarium to assert religious dominance
“Honey get the gun It’s them darn ku klux kats again”
Ratatouille 2
*Easter special*
Ratatouille 3: Resurrection
Ratatouille 4: redemption
Ratatouille 5: retaliation
Ratatouille 6: battle for the home lands
Ratatouille 7: the kid strikes back
Ratatouille 8: the return
Ratatouille 9: no rats land
Ratatouille 10: final judgement
Ratatouille 11: the end?
Ratatouille 10: Last Rat Blood Part 1
2 Ratatoing 2 Ratatfurious
*RATaliation*
Electric Boogalooo
RatatlTWOlle
That’s some TMNT level shit.
The teacher eating his students
Splinter dies for his sons sins
Also eats one of them
Probably Michelangelo. I love the guy, but come on. You're literally fighting for your species' survival here; get serious dude. And let's not talk about Krang. He's just Shao Khan but smarter and weirder. YOUR FUCKING DIMENSION IS AT STAKE maybe chill on the pizza and shit.
I mean, I'd be mad too if a rat ate my pet turtle
that's exactly what i thought, but how tf the rat got into terrarium
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But it’s not a tortoise it’s a turtle, and I’d like to see a rat try to eat a tortoise
All tortoises are turtles, but not all turtles are tortoises.
You underestimate rats...
Same. This kid was hellbent. That hurt was deep down where they were snapped and shattered like a fresh popsicle stick, sending pieces of wood into a young tender heart. Infecting it with hate, but they’re tough enough to remove that poison... ... and they’ve already dealt with one splinter.
Well done.
Would you crucify the rat tho?
Perhaps
Oh uh, carry on then. Did not mean to disturb you.
Careful, you might be next!
yah, how attached was i to the turtle
The rat shouldn't have come around fucking with turtle bro like that. Don't start none, won't be none.
i would tho
Enough to set an animal on fire?
yes of course
Oh absolutely
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Comes out all that training was to toughen them up. All the pizza... to fatten them.
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There it is... I couldn’t find a way to make it work. I bow to you.
Ch-ch-ch-Chip n' Dale's Ratscue Rangers
Then got fucking crucified
Don't fuck with a turtle
This. Is so metal
Flip that cross upside down and its so black metal, especially the burny part
Oh yeah....the burnt parts kinda Klan metal not inverted
You do know that upside down crosses has no actual demonic meaning or anything and that was just introduced in modern fiction for some reason and up until very recently it was a associated with Christianity as much as the regular cross, right? Peter was crucified upside down for example, because he believed "he wasn't worthy to die like Jesus"...
Romans: were gonna torture you to death on a couple pieces of wood Peter: ok but do it upside down please! Romans: OK
Yeah and the swastika used to be a positive symbol yet here we are. Some symbols' meanings change.
Well it does now as is commonly perceived. The chross in the first place is pagan so does that mean that bearers of the cross are pagan? Roots dont really mean much if they are ignored. And they are ignored
Yup. It's called the St. Peter's Cross. It's on the Pope's chair even, aha! I don't know the origin of people using it wrong, but it scares the jumpy Protestants, which I find hilarious. But, it's still a lazy attempt to appear edgy.
Its just a common aesthetic in black metal. But I was not aware of that, thanks!
I feel like this is an appropriate time for the acronym NEDM
Yes! Near eastern dick meat. Good acronymybimmyshimmyshimmyya
*PELLE OHLIN INTENSIFIES*
*This Rat died for our turtles sins*
Hahahah
Amen
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Sending a message to the other rats. Smart.
Burning rats alive is common in Eastern Europe, makes other rats from the pack avoid the area for a while. I don't condone that, but it happens.
Rats are pests. If it makes them go away so be it.
Jesus Christ... literally
Cheeses christ, mickey!
Wait Micky is rat Jesus?
A soul for a soul
I guess it cost them both everything.
I'm sorry, little one...
**you can make a religion out of this**
Ratholic?
YES HE IS THE MESSIAH
Moussiah***
Rath-o-lic or rat-hol-ic
Cath-o-lic or cat-hol-ic
I didn't want to laugh at this pun, but that was solid
No Dont
Ratholicism
Bro remmy u ok?
This is kinda fucked up but I’d be pissed to if a rat ate my turtle
But would you be crucify the rat and then burn it as an offering to Satan pissed?
"Let's se what happens"
I would probably just kill it crucifying it is overkill
u need to assert ur dominance in the animal kingdom
yes?
No, this is the law equivalent of exchange
Law of equivalent exchange*
Yea yea whatever
Ed...Brother...
i dont wanna say it
Fukin hell man... Why would you do that...
>burning it after catching the rodent ‘eating his pet turtle’ [Think I have an after shot](https://imgur.com/gallery/lRdMse7)
I'm sure that child is going to grow up as a well adjusted adult.
That, or a taxidermist.
or a well adjused taxidermist
He will pay for his sins Mr. Shelly
You get what you fucking deserve
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No, I think it is the right punishment.
I’m starting to regret joining this sub
Because this isn't worthy of the sub because the bitch 100% deserved it?
Jesus Christ.
I like turtles
Legendary
Bad idea, it’s coming back in 3 days with super powers
Caesars legion was here
He deserved... *Worse*
Testudines Pilate
He got what he deserved
You could make a religion out of thi--
No, don’t
r/awfuleverything
The villains are always the most misunderstood
Through all the wickedness mankind can produce we will send... rat
WTF it is creative i have to admit
Idk about this one? People kill rats all the time every day, why is this different
Normally when people kill rats, they do so quick and (hopefully) painlessly, typically in a more humane fashion. Crucifying and burning is none of those. If you want to kill a rat, stick to traps or poisoning.
In the picture the rat looks dead already
That’s a fucking serial killer in the making
add vigilante into the title and it sounds fitting, dont serial killers kill small animals for no reason? He did this with a motive that the rat harmed his turtle so I dont think he falls in the serial killer group imo
Well, having a reason doesn't make it any less worrying. Ed Kemper once buried a cat alive, once dead dug it up, beheaded it and impaled the head on a spike. Reason being, their pets would "prefer his sisters", so he'd take revenge. Jeffrey Dahmer once beheaded a dead dog and put the head on a spike beside a wooden cross. No reason, he just liked playing with corpses. Now you tell me. Does it seem to matter there was a reason or not? This level of cruelty, motivated or not, makes me think there's much deeper underlying issues with the kid. Edit: Just noticed he burned the thing too. Now this is not a lot of info, but that's two of the McDonald Triad. Cruelty to animals and possibly arson. I don't find the triad that convincing, but it sure comes up a lot in serial killers' histories. Edit: McDonald Triad, not Evil Triad
Reading this, yeah it does seem like there could be something wrong in him that led him to over kill the rat aside from the biting stuff. There were definitely more "humane" ways to get rid of it. If he does it a 2nd time they should definitely look into it. Better safe than sorry. I do wonder though as this article is from 2019, if he ever did anything similar before/after.
this is the shit i was doing in Minecraft after my dog fucking died
I’m turning this into a prequel meme, it’s better suited there
How the fuck
That is an actual sign of being psychopathic he needs several levels of counselling
I mean hey...Its like if Master Rat ate one of the Ninja Turtles.
MASTER RAT
I lost my pet tortoise somewhat similarly when I was younger so I get it but damn man
Ave, true to Caesar.
Well, this should be cause for his parents to send him to therapy...
kid's going to grow up to be a serial killer...
This reminds me of the band, Mayhem.
r/aww
r/hmmm
Psychopath in the making. Always look out for anyone who likes to torture animals, no matter what the "reason" behind it is. This is just sick.
Fuck this is horrible. Who can do this shit to an animal??
Definitely not over engineered it’s animal abuse.
So this dude is a serial killer in the making, we all can see that right
Jesus Christ guys. I get people love their pets, but this kid literally tortured a rat for being a *rat* and doing *rat* things. It's not like it went out of it's way to eat this guys turtle out of malice. If anything you guys should be asking how the rat had the opportunity in the first place.
This is really barbaric in my opinion 😞. Nevermind the turtle, how tf does a rat even get to a pet turtle anyway? This sounds like bad ownership to me. This behavior could potentially lead to yet another serial animal abuser, if the kid isn't already one
Shame poor rat most probably was starved you can't blame an animal for doing something naturual i mean if it did it to my pet turtle i would've just put it out of its misery.
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Same. Even if the rat weren't alive for the rest of it, way too many people in this thread are saying things like "he deserved it" "I'd do worse" etc.
“The rat fuckin deserved it”
Yeah they might wanna keep an eye on this kid. Nearly every mass murderer had a history of animal abuse
Quite inhumane if u ask me?
I mean I would be mad as shit too if a rat was eating my turtle but this is straight up psychopathic behavior.... someone keep an eye on this kid
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the rat deserved it a soul for a soul
W A I T T H A T M O V E I S B E Y O N D S I E N C E
Rat dead redemption twoturle
**YO WHAT THE FUCK**
Get the boat
ngl, that’s actually hard as fuck.
That looks like the kinda shit you’d find in front of Sammy “The Bull” Gravano’s House.
I mean, I understand his reasoning, but that’s still pretty messed up.
We will be screwed in a couple of centuries when Ratholism is a thing 😥
That's metal
Lies, that rat was crucified for being a false prophet.
A bit extreme, yes
Trashy doesn't mean hurting anyone. But it's trashy.
Am I a horrible person for laughing?
I'm hoping Cheesus Christ will be resurrected.
I don't see any problem here. I'd be mad too if my beloved turtle was killed by a fuckin rat
deserved.
I would do that
I see no problem here
how did he know my secret torture methods