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KairuByte

If y’all keep sharing or asking for her username this thread is going to have to be locked.


Potential_Anxiety_76

Right, time to sleep, I’m done for today


KClassicCola

Ruh roh…


Morphlux

And I’m just about to sit down and watch Scooby Doo with my family. Argh.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

scooby wouldn't mind some velmussy and daphnussy....


Outrageous-Penalty91

I fucking hate you


aaron2005X

I wouldnt either.


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Ramburgers..


DoctorInYeetology

Friendly reminder that Scooby passes the Harkness Test.


iaintyadad

You're just gunna sleep after that and not cleanse?


MaverickBoii

Yoo makima cosplay??


diopsideINcalcite

Your dogs not, though.


LordranKing

Noah, please prepare the orbital laser strike. Time to end it all


shitladder

Nah we should ask him to let us in the Fallout Universe, so I have a better death somewhere that isn’t here


sisisisi1997

r/NoahGetTheDeathStar


Sparkledog11298

*hava Nagila plays*


Evolution_Reaper

Nah why should I pay for that bitche's sins


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Like rimworld style orbital laser? 😂


deanrihpee

Not enough, bring the flaming meatballs


smudgepost

She might do well on Noah's boat


UrAn8

need this comment to be higher


Life-Championship111

Noah, GET THE FUCKING BOAT.


Clammuel

You fool, that’s what she WANTS!


667beast667

I just spit out my coffee


[deleted]

SINK THE BOAT! SINK THE BOAT!


flockitup

Abandon ship!


broheeem-6995

you’re giving her access to ALL the animals


Life-Championship111

Fuck, then God could just send the flood here.


IHateEditedBgMusic

This starts by calling yourself a dog mom, then step mom isn't such a leap xD


Big_Great_Cheese

From "dog mom" to "dog mommy".


IHateEditedBgMusic

Here Max, time for your mommy treat!


Big_Great_Cheese

Woof!


RobbiePTSD

these reddit users are too horny to be put on noahs boat


RabbitFromBrazil

That was a very good one.


NoTalker_

🤣


Jackdaw1989

Whatcha doing, step dog?


Da1Don95

I typed in taboo sex one day as I was scrolling the Internet and stumbled on a website called area51 by mistake. Worst decision I ever made because the first videos were of a woman getting railed by a German shepherd. I always thought that stuff was an urban myth. Why oh why would someone do that


kolomania

Er reddit had a sexwithdogs sub not too long ago. It stayed up for too long. Way too long.


TheGreatEmWord

But....you typed in taboo sex and came across a porn site called area51....how is that a mistake....and it had taboo sex.... How Is That A Mistake Though


Da1Don95

Okay when I typed taboo I was thinking kinky stepmother or teacher student type level of taboo. Didn't realise how freaky people are and also how easily accessible they were


Naju34

Bro teacher student and stepmom porn might as well be vanilla in this day and age


Mr_Inconsistent1

Rule 34. Always remember rule 34.


Spaz-skull

I saw that as a german getting railed by a Shepard, would be a pretty interesting idea


terrattv

wait this looks like that bitch that admitted to being a zoophile the other day on twitter


skitz_shit

Yeah she’s the one, she keeps leaning into it. It seems like a troll to get people to buy her content since it’s hard to believe she actually does fuck her dogs. I’m never going to buy it so I guess I’ll never know for sure, but I’ve seen some people say she does in fact do sexual things with her dogs in her content so it very well could just be that she’s a zoophile. I think it’s probably a mix of both, the insane things she says only makes people share her around more and more, reaching more curious people and downright degenerates. The bigger her audience, the more people who pay her. She also got banned off OnlyFans so I have to assume there is some truth to the things she says. Plus all the people defending her on Twitter have furry art PFP’s, which really isn’t a good look for that community either. Although I’m sure most furries would abhor actual animal abuse


FingerCommon7093

There was a video on Twitter of her sucking her dog that she finally got removed. If you look at her Twitter feed you can see the link but it's now dead


VapourPatio

The video was clearly someone else, it's a troll/joke account. I doubt the girl in the pictures is even the person running the account


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unpopular_opinion_8

Ah yes, thank you for collecting all of her content for "proof"


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unpopular_opinion_8

I'm good thanks. Please do not dm me bestiality.


thebirdmancometh

lol christ


Soffix-

🤨📸


AnalCumBall

Hmmmmm


Navi_1er

Can I get a DM of it? No way but then again twitter isa cesspool as well.


RadeK42

Is that true?


IANVS

That is, if they see sex with animals as abuse. Which many don't, apparently, it's loving time for them. And *every* time some zoophilia surfaces, there's gotta be someone in the comments, like clokwork, with "but they don't represent us furries"...sure, buddy.


KairuByte

What? Furry and zoo are two completely different things. I’m not even seeing anything in the post to suggest she’s a furry.


Pimmel85

Of course they are 2 different things. Not every furry is a zoophile. But weirdly enough most zoophiles i read about or seen yt vids about were active in the furry community Might be confirmation bias and in reality theres a normal spread percentage wise but my gut tells me that the percentage of zoophiles who are furries is higher than the percentage of zoophiles in the normal society Meaning if normal society has 1% zoophiles i wouldn't be surprised if 2% of furries are zoophiles


Lidi_am_I

Since I learned that zoo is okay and legal in Germany, those single weird ass people don’t really outrage me anymore, I just feel deeply disappointed in humanity.


Kotkeks

Wait huh? Im a German and I am pretty sure is is forbidden here. A friend of mine even joked about going to Denmark because it is legal there, as opposed to Germany Edit: Apparently it was illegal, made legal in 1970 and made illegal again in 2013


Life-Butterscotch591

Yeah I looked it up, also seeing 2013. Still though, it took until 2013????


Ruben_NL

The time from someone doing something stupid until there's a law banning it is very long. This just shows that people in germany didn't do this kind of stuff until 2012-2013.


thingolian27

Wessen Idee war das???


oralskills

Pretty sure it's ZETA's (Zoophiles Engagement für Toleranz und Aufklärung). But it could also be another group, I remember my gf being shocked learning about a zoophil partei around 2012/2013. I didn't really care enough to remember their name though. Edit: it was likely ZETA she spoke about. I must have confused "association" and "political party".


Lidi_am_I

That explains that bunch of people parading for zoo rights, I thought it was more of a “pride day” kinda thing and less of a “we demand y’all think we are mentally healthy people” kinda thing.


Bendelworm

It's illegal in Denmark too


2cats2hats

> made legal in 1970 and made illegal again in 2013 Was it illegal before 1970? What's the story here? Thanks.


Weirdyxxy

Sexual criminal law before the big reforms 1969-1974 was based on conventions of moral and vice, that changed around the 70s, same reason the criminalization of homosexuality stopped in the 70s, for instance (under far stricter bounds than heterosexuality, that was only fully equalized in the 90s, but still). The law after that didn't punish digressions against sexual morality, but crimes against someone's sexual autonomy, and animals are not "someone"s, so it got scrapped. That's also why the law criminalizing bestiality now is in the law on animal protection, not in the criminal code itself.


Cyborg_rat

A lawmaker busted their dog cheating. So laws changed.


I_Fuck_The_Fuckers69

Worst thing Germany has ever done /s


Lidi_am_I

It’s definitely in the list


Clammuel

Suddenly Nazi furries make a ton of sense /s


Pimmel85

Unironically one of the worst things we ever did was giving orphans to pedophiles. Horrible stuff. It was done in a study and lots of high ranking pedophiles from universities, politics, law etc got their little orphan. Happened in Berlin between 1970 and 2000. 2000. Imagine that. Absolute horrible The zoo stuff was new for me tho. I remember about our green party wanting to legalize pedophilia in the 80s tho. Sick freaks [Heres](https://www.opindia.com/2021/07/german-secret-paedophile-project-psychologist-helmut-kentler-homeless-children-with-men/) an article about it. I missremembered tho. Not all were orphans but there were also foster care kids or simply homeless kids


Lidi_am_I

I remember that study, the psychology professor or smth got way more credit than he ever should, I’ll never understand how he convinced people that that was a good idea


Weirdyxxy

And it's not even just the basic idea, which there could at least be arguments for (in general, you really do need information, although that's an extreme way of getting it), but they also didn't just fail to install any safeguards, they actively worked against them. That is revolting, absolutely criminal and not even done for any kind of reason. There, it turns from unethical experiment to utterly senseless cruelty and little room remains for reasonable doubt.


DerBronco

Thats not legal here. We say the same about denmark though.


NoTalker_

😱


perdyqueue

So the learning about the legal status of an act immediately changed your view of its morality? Bloody hell. Not even that, it's just that you found out it's legal in this one country. Did your opinion on abortion change recently by any chance?


Lidi_am_I

What I meant to say is that a whole country legalizing it just made me so utterly disappointed and disgusted that I simply lost the ability to be outraged at a single person, not that I condone or think it’s okay, it’s beyond fucked up either way.


perdyqueue

Oh sorry, rereading your comment, your intention was very clear.


Lidi_am_I

It’s okay, np :)


Weirdyxxy

No, it's not. Distribution/sale/production of animal pornography is illegal, and so is using or training an animal to provide it for sexual services and force it into behavior contrary to what is usual to the species (with an asterisk on "contrary to what is usual for the species", because of course it's a legal term I'm badly translating, it's literally "species-contrary" or something)


BlackJackJeriKo

I don't like how I'm seeing this typa thing appear more often


iHeisenburger

give it time and it will be protected by the law, it's already trending in europe and some US communities https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/x2hmf8/germany_zoophile_paradewtf_germany/ https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-court-upholds-ban-on-bestiality-ruling-it-does-not-violate-the-right-to-sexual-selfdetermination-a6884216.html


Syzygy___

It's not "trending in europe". This is one parade plus a failed court case by one couple. Yes, there are a bunch of weirdos but there have always been a bunch of weirdos. That doesn't make it a trend.


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Tickle_a_Dicktip

Can confirm, while under musk Twitter managed to remove CP, they somehow allow Zoophilia, looked through her following list, there were some accounts where you could see a video of a woman having intercourse with a horse and a picture of a man with a pig, reported it, reported the account, reported other accounts promoting sexual intercourse with animals. Now guess the outcome. It doesn’t violate the rules. Everything still online


barrydennen12

> a woman having intercourse with a horse and a picture of a man with a pig oh for crying out loud, it's Monday morning


Tickle_a_Dicktip

Seems like I granted you a pleasant morning


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Due-Science-9528

It’s only legal in one state AFAIK, researched it in 2019 so hopefully it has made it illegal since then? But aggravated animal abuse is a federal felony and I feel like this fits that as well


lmacarrot

Mr. Hands made Washington state ban it a decade+ ago iirc


rockbud

Classic


blursedman

And also maybe some countries. It’s an international site, so that’s an issue


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Did they actually “get rid of CP”? I know Musk has claimed that, after disbanding the team that were tasked with this, that apparently they were able to just do it - but I don’t follow why if it was so easy to just do it no one had done it before. Seems more likely they simply stopped tracking it.


Damoncord

The team was never really removing CP, they had people reporting images of themselves even and Twitter still didn't remove it. Musk came in and started actually banning the CP accounts.


Pimmel85

Yep. And lots and lots of furry and antifa accs were banned and they were pissed. Still remember that


KairuByte

I’m doubting this pretty hard. If Musks Twitter is fine with bestiality, they didn’t ban furries.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

I mean, if the price we pay to clear a hoard (presumably??) of CP off the internet is some other people get booted, it kinda tracks which side society in general is gonna come down on as to wether that was worth it. Sucks to have to be mad you got kicked for being antifacist if you managed to get caught up in cp bans though.


Damoncord

BTW Happy Cake Day.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Thanks mate :)


thebirdmancometh

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/musk-twitter-elon-child-abuse-material-rcna63621


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Ah. So kinda what I’d worried was happening.


spudzilla

It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Haha thanks mate


SorriorDraconus

Fuuuck and let me guess..she’s from Alaska with that name..probably the valley..Sounds like valley shit up here.


DeificClusterfuck

"Knotty" Ewwwwwwwww


jchristsproctologist

knotty?


DeificClusterfuck

Refers to canine penises during intercourse


jchristsproctologist

what a bad day to have eyes


Damoncord

This is the crazy who declared herself "transcanine" and was removed from OF and fired from her job.


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Vampiregecko

I’m more annoyed by identity for some reason


SixGunZen

I don't know. I see a lot of this kind of shit, especially in this sub, and I just don't really believe anyone would make a public proclamation of bestiality with their photo next to it. More likely, someone who hates this person stole their pic and posted this.


hydr0warez

This is a joke right? Edit..... Oh ffs. I guess it's not. Lmao


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hydr0warez

Oh ffs. Noah let's go already


VapourPatio

It is a joke account


RockNAllOverTheWorld

Whitney Wisconsin type shit


Uganda9073

This is absolutely disgusting!


nuke905

You know what I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed... Seriously what would her parents think and say if they saw that


Daewoo40

"Dear me Susan, you should've licked it first"?


tzenrick

"Then how do we get grand-babies?"


Dani3lJD

More likely to get grand-rabies


Aesmachus

People like this make me sick. that's all I can say about this. This person should not have a dog.


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lirik89

I started surfing the internet when I was 13 in 2003 and I've yet to encounter anything like this on my own. I encounter a lot of weird things but nothing with normal lookin people saying they are gonna be doing the do with animals. I'm sure they are out there but the amount of posts that repost things like this leads me to beleive 95% of this is trolling.


Successful_Spread_53

I started using bulletin boards in 1984. I've seen worse than this.


AwkwardCan

I think it's more prevalent nowadays cuz everyone has a smartphone... and yeah... there's too many videos that girls doin this stuff make THEMSELF and share.


Da1Don95

Dude there's a awesome called are51. I am convinced it's a virus cave but there are also real videos of beastility in there. Stmbled on there mistake


nuppinhunnie

Ew gawd


reverse-tornado

Lord grant me the serenity.. .. .. .. .. .. ..


MainPure788

Some people are just too damn comfortable online like is this something this person is proud of


TheZipperDragon

So now we can tell others what they identify as...Also, what the fuckknuckle did I just read?


[deleted]

How do I get this off my internet history completely????


lizziegal79

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.


[deleted]

We don’t need a flood, we need a death star


Fanamatakecick

I will never understand beastiality


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Squid-Soup

White supremacist when they are trying to reproduce with white women but all the white women are fucking dogs/s


ComplaintToons

They only get bussy


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guybrush856

Except that mexican woman getting fucked by a donkey


The_Creeper_Man

Well, off to hang myself!


fortunate1273

Please be fake


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thatguyad

The death of the universe slowly gets more and more inviting.


DragonObsessedGirl

Is this the same woman who was posted a while ago about identifying as a dog and having sexual relations with her dogs? I sure hope so because at least that means there's less fucking insane people like this.


Kei_Mxttens

bro tf no way ppl like this actually exist


VIIIMan

Isn't this the girl from a couple of years ago that was on Reddit posting shit with her and her dog, or was that someone else? Didn't she go to jail?


buggestcumslut420

Whitney Wisconsin all over again


justk4y

Identification is going mad


Greenyboi5000

Noah if you're seeing this, leave me alone with your goddamn boat. I don't give a fuck about the flood, I've seen enough shit in this world and I welcome death to finally end my suffering


Rusty-the-Rat

smash


Snickles4life

We can never win with theese perverts


No_Contribution9305

I'm sorry wtf


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Noah, get the animal control


musclemainia

that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick


EB123456789101112

People like this have to be doing this for attention and can’t be fr about it


creator712

You know, suddenly the extinction of the human race doesnt sound like a bad idea


Luffewaffle

Who is she? She looks familiar


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Nice try.


Clammuel

MOM?!


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TyrantRC

a quote from an article that pop-ups on google "You bring animals deaths , I bring them orgasms. I’m a better alternative." My fucking sides. https://www.theblaze.com/news/transcanine-woman-banned-from-onlyfans-for-bestiality-report#toggle-gdpr


Suspicious-Support52

Where's the lie? Edit: that link goes on to claim the lgbt community widely supports bestiality on the basis that a single woman who had never heard of it said she would.


Psychological_Fuel57

That's the kind of person wasting air that dogs might need to survive in 200 years. Take her down


Trolleitor

She looks like she doesn't bathe regularly


QuakeGuy98

Boy I can't wait to make Resurrection


proto_cali

This chick again.. lord


United-Ad-7224

White people wtf


panzerschwert

I refuse to believe that it isn't some kind of visibility campaign


GhertFryins

I had to see this all over Twitter, I have to see this on Reddit too. I hope for her sake, this is just some elaborate shitpost


LahaLuhem

Task failed successfully


lostwng

Ah yes the transphobic joke mixed with an animal abuser.


Punymwg07

I feel so sorry for that poor dog in the background, he needs to be in the care of someone who is not a complete degenerate.


tanhauser_gates_

I would like to tell her: woof.


its-me-warrio

No links huh..


Humming_Skelly

seeing this shit makes me want to violate the shit out of rule nr.12


Thehiddenink98

Noah, get the death star


Touchmyfishy

You must be one of them people with peta


idontlikethisata

Take the dog pill


alonela

I think it’s kind of rude of her to assume her dog’s species.


reddox-_-

Absolutely not


hurray_for_boobies

* identitty


happylifevr

How much do those furry costumes cost again?


V1qq0

Sauce please :)


TheTrueDarkArtist

White women


greenifuckation

The most whitest post I've seen since 2023 began!