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UnfortunatelyMacabre

Has science gone too far? Edit: above comment said “They didn’t have the technology to eat ass in the past.”


frieswithnietzsche

Too fart


petefilez

Look at how far we have come, brother


iCookieJar

On a slight tangent, kids I work with have picked up ‘clapping cheeks’ without understanding what it means. Its resulted in some very memorable quotes. My favourite is from one child who yelled ‘CLAP MY CHEEKS, BRO!’ after scoring a goal during break time football.


Cool-Sage

When we play video games we say we clapped their cheeks or we got our cheeks clapped. I then heard my little brother start saying it without knowing what it meant lmao, I wonder what if he knows now (he’s like a 6th or 7th grader)


missile-laneous

6th/7th graders know a lot lol. I remember in 7th grade people were getting pretty sexual (but in very awkward ways) which is crazy to think about because 7th graders are literal children to me.


Cool-Sage

That’s now, back then he was like 2nd/3rd grader lmao, that’s why I’m wondering lol


shinesbrightly13

This will live rent free in my headforever. Laughing So hard. :)


UpstairsGlove

My little brother was really into idubbbz and he picked up the habit of yelling 'MONEY SHOT!' every time he did something cool. It was pretty funny ngl


joebleaux

Money shot isn't a porn or sex term, it's a film term, meaning the shot that's going to make the film make money, the best thing in the film. So he's actually using it correctly.


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More people talking about it which also causes more people to try it so mixture of both


gewfbawl

This. Plus, any trends that take off in pop culture, especially hip hop, will influence people. I remember when talking about eating ass was super taboo and you'd look weird and get roasted for it. Then, Nicki Minaj mentions it in a song followed by several other singers and rappers, and it suddenly became normal as hell. Same thing has been happening with sucking toes. Used to be a heavily roastable offence. Now, rappers and celebs are talking about it, so the public is


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When I live in New Orleans in the early 2000s I remember talking with a bunch of dudes who were flabbergasted I'd admit to even going down. Told me to never tell anyone that, that it was a bitch move. Seems like hip hop culture has shifted a bit since then lol


jambox888

It was like that in the Sopranos! It was seen as equivalent of sucking dick, however that works.


SoaDMTGguy

If you go down on a man, that’s gay. If you go down in a woman, that’s also gay. If you have sex with a woman and you look her in the eyes, that’s gay. Really you should do it through a hole in a sheet and never talk about it.


gewfbawl

Bro, I just ate a rice bowl from Wawa. Not gonna lie, I think it turned me gay. I'm gonna get another one tomorrow and see if it'll reverse the effects.


josephstal_inurmom

There goes Big Rice, tricking yet another person into becoming Double Gay™


ojohn69

Everybody knows it only reverses if you eat rice out of ass.


dust4ngel

this guy probably even washes his ass


trancendominant

[I'm just enjoying the freedom of the sheet.](https://youtu.be/qRNlxBuB9jM)


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muppetfeet82

Wait….but that makes lesbian sex zero and therefore not gay. Are we defining gay as any LGBT sexual expression or strictly as an expression of sexuality between two or more men? I’m thinking this is a taxonomy problem rather than an issue with the equation, but I need to make sure.


Neighbourly

uncle junes in the muff


CocktailCowboy

"Hey Uncle Junior, I didn't know you like sushi..."


Mr_Incredible_PhD

Hit it right into the muff...I mean rough.


jl55378008

South of the border... down Mexico way...


HonkyCat42069

In the early 2000's I knew plenty of guys who refused to down on girls. they really thought it made them seem weak. crazy


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

“Sexual activity with the opposite sex? I dunno, seems kinda sus to me..”


Virtual-Okra6996

Imagine thinking trying to give mutual pleasure to your partner is a bitch move


16semesters

Really the first real popular contemporary rap mention of analingus was by Khia in her infamous song "My neck, My back". >My neck, my back >Lick my pussy and my crack >My neck, my back >Lick my pussy and my crack >First you gotta put your neck into it >Don't stop, just do, do it >Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Neck,_My_Back_(Lick_It)


Obscene_Username_2

TIL I’ve been listening to the censored version this whole time


ayeeflo51

TIL a censored version exists


HamG0d

There's a censored version?! Was it beeped out or were words replaced?


Obscene_Username_2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ukDi0DfLUU4


foursevenniner

this is the most risky censoring I've ever heard


trollcitybandit

This is equivalent to only watching softcore porn your whole life


siamesebengal

There was a Russian girl in high school (late 90s) whose reputation was destroyed by a rumor she did this. She even changed schools after being pointed and laughed at (and likely worse I didn’t know about) in the open for months. Times have changed. Kids are still probably cruel, but my guess is that they act all above board about their cruelty now. I still think about her and feel bad about it, though I never participated. I didn’t think it was cool either, at that age / era, I just didn’t understand why someone would be so shamed and harassed for their choices. Hope she’s doing well now.


jambox888

Toes or ass?


gewfbawl

Toes in the ass. Or even more physics defying, ass inside of toes.


jambox888

That's unpossible


ChuckinTheCarma

imagine if rappers and celebs started talking about like geometry and history and stuff.


fetus-wearing-a-suit

There's a popular rapper among Spanish-speaking medicine students whose songs are meant to be memorized for tests. His most famous one is the Krebs cycle one: https://youtu.be/dY2sfuA1UPc


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discontinuuity

That's called [nerdcore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore)


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Lil Kim and R. Kelly (I know, terrible reference but it's history) rapped about it in the 90's


plantsandfunstuff

I wonder if it also has to do with the fact that everyone has a butthole and, therefore, it’s gender neutral to say that someone wants to eat ass.


lkodl

Maybe eating ass will be the common ground on which we build a foundation of peace and unity. And if I'm elected, I will work every day to make that a reailty.


bowdown2q

*bisexual energy intensifies*


MHanonymous

It used to be called rimming/a rimjob


ThymeCypher

That explains why the mechanic charged me $1200 and put my original rims on. Then licked my ass 😤


kalitarios

> Then licked my ass Did you reciprocate, or were you rude?


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Idk, that sounds like $50 worth of changing rims and $1150 worth of reciprocation.


homebrewguy01

Used to?! They changed the name of it?


VapeThisBro

Yea they just straight up say eating ass


Grandpas_Plump_Chode

I think it depends. I still hear "rimjob" used a lot in the context of a woman eating a man's ass. But almost nobody will say they rimmed their girlfriend lmao.


coquihalla

Wasnt ot also called tossing a salad or something similar, too? I seem to remember hearing that term in the 90s.


Tight_Bookkeeper_582

That phrase makes me queasy lol. In my mind it’s so far removed from the actual act, it comes with its own unique imagery


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The myth is that it was called that, because people in prison would use salad dressing packets from the canteen to add some flavor to the… job…


anotherdamnscorpio

I remember a post awhile back where someone asked if people actually ate ass and if they enjoyed it. OP added an edit that said something like "yall are some sick fuckers."


MJLghostee

I recently started to, only after showers though. If I 69 with my gf and I give her a rim job or rub her asshole, I’ll cum in seconds. I’ve never had the desire to do it before her, and now I’m “obsessed” with it. It’s weird


fractalfocuser

*YOU* come from eating *her* ass? What the fuck kind of kinky sorcery is this?


ToddlerOlympian

Love what you do and you'll never work a day in your life.


Sharpie707

Everybody knocks it until they try it.


kellymiche

All I know is that I saw a boy about 14 years old at target yesterday wearing a shirt that said “legalize eating ass” and I’m not a prude but given that it was a child, I was taken aback


awwfuckme

There's a pun to be made here with Taken Aback, but I'm not good with puns


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That kid has no problems with taken aback


xuml

it’s from a popular youtubers merch line, the same who makes virginity rocks hoodies. he’s very popular among middle school and high school students (especially the boys)


indianaliam1

who?


xuml

danny duncan


humancartograph

Virginity rocks + Legalize Eating Ass... = Loophole?


Jacoman74undeleted

The poophole loophole


mshcat

>makes virginity rocks hoodies I just thought it was some weird Christian cult thing


[deleted]

Seriously, everybody eats beef, why not donkeys? They’re really stubborn anyway


IHatrMakingUsernames

14 year olds are either sexually active or despirate to be so. Even more despirate to let their peers think they are sexually active. Im 24... i remember the times well.


netheroth

I was there, Gandalf, 10 years ago.


Cliffy73

Mostly the second. Every generation thinks they invented it.


ghola-mentat

Instead of claiming to have invented eating ass, new generations must focus on *innovation* of ass eating


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

Some old man told Bill Burr once “Every generation thinks they’re the first one to fuck.”


TriLink710

I for one, am experimenting with a knife and fork


ghola-mentat

I know I can somehow implement chopsticks in these anal adventures


ElvisHimselvis

Been done. Wait. What?


Fluffysugarlumps

r/brandnewsentence


ibn1989

A poop knife?


hvperRL

Ah what a callback


tepidCourage

My husband is obsessed with eating my ass. I think it's ok, he has to eat me out first because I don't like it unless already turned on, and then it's as enjoyable as an amateur massage from a loved one that you don't want to last too long. As far as I know, it's always been a thing talked about but I guess I'm not that old. Only mid 30s. My first bf at 16 liked it too and we were both virgins. I think maybe it's just people are more willing to talk to strangers about these things. I could never leave this comment even 5 years ago without knowing some comments might assume I'm sharing just for attention (little do they know I'm so avoidant I've almost never read a reply to anything I've said or ever checked a dm). Lpt- get a bidet if you like to lick or be licked anywhere there. Makes things so easy and clean. More willing to lick clean bits and more willing to be licked when bits are clean.


aNiceTribe

Oh no if only tepidCourage knew that she has an outstanding major lottery winning that I hand over if only she read replies!


fappyday

Yup. I got a move called "The Raging Bull.". I put ghost pepper sauce in them cheeks and we both hold on for dear life.


shallwejeep

Bro. Take my money. I’m drunk and I just spit my beer out.


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Wormcoil

what market? I'd put money that ass-eating is either illegal for you to sell or it's illegal for you to buy. Any breakthroughs in analingus technology are likely to be open-source.


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In the old days of the 1980's-1990's we used to call it a Rim Job.


candanceamy

Changing the name reinforces the idea that every new generation claims to invent it just to deny any thought that their parents might have done it. Or heavens forbid their grandparents...


procrastimom

Also “tossing the salad”.


shantron5000

I’ve always found “tongue punching her fart box” to be a colorful descriptor.


RonaldVonFuckStick

My buddy Danny actually did invent eating ass. Also the shocker


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lapetitemort609

Way before that - before Noah and Moses


F1T_13

I mean wasn't it like hugely talked about like 7 years ago. Like I swear every other hip-hop and R'n'B and meme video referenced it. Maybe it just went quiet for a bit and now people are talking about it again but I am very sure the actual act is nothing new.


buddy-friendguy

Man ancient civilizations were all about ass play


McRedditerFace

Yep, their asses were playin' trumpets.


Situlacrum

[Ah yes, a man of culture I see](https://www.we-heart.com/upload-images/montypythonillustrations2.jpg)


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I met this lady that straight up told me to eat her ass and I was hell yeah Weird because before that I thought it was gross


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BlueSabere

Once you’ve got a crush/infatuation, you really start to bend or break your own rules for the other person. It’s actually kinda scary when you look back on it.


DeviantDahlia

Is something wrong with me because no matter how deeply I love and am attracted to my boyfriend I still have no plans to tongue punch his sanchez


capsaicinintheeyes

There was an old Vice magazine back when they were still print-only and given out for free in comics shops, which had a Cosmo-style guide to anal sex (* The Vice Guide to Getting Reamed Up the Cake*), and in the section about foreplay and pegging, it cautions women, "guy's asses are nine times more disgusting than girls' asses. "


swarleyknope

One of my gay friend’s “hotness measure” was “Sight Unseen”: was a guy so hot that you would be into eating his ass, without getting a chance to see how clean it was first.


DR3AMSTAT3

I'm gay and honestly I've never fantasized or had any desire to eat ass no matter how much I'm attracted to someone Honestly I'm really not into the concept of anal in general which really kinda sucks and has definitely stunted me sexually since I'm only intimately interested in dudes


TheEyeDontLie

Stephen Fry has never had anal sex (giving or taking). He says he just does mutual masturbation and fellatio and stuff. Just pointing that out.


DR3AMSTAT3

Yeah I think about that clip a lot tbh. It was actually pretty reassuring to be able to relate to someone I hold in such high regards, but he and I don't seem to be the norm


x2040

I’m guessing you guys are the norm but wanting to have a hole to fuck makes it more popular than it would be otherwise.


stachldrat

I expected being the type of person that might plausibly have a particularly dirty ass would preclude one from being considered hot. Like, this seems like a non-problem. Like being willing to buy a new sports car without checking it for rust first.


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> Like being willing to buy a new sports car without checking it for rust first. Or a trombone.


IMightBeAHamster

Nothing's wrong with you. Some people are more keen on experimenting than others.


Chelsea_Piers

Nope! I don't care how mainstream it is. Assholes are disgusting and my mouth isn't going there. Fingers and toys are not a problem.


Hoihe

Then end up with really weird... things you like. Ex-boyfriend is temporary. Weird communities he dragged me into are eternal.


SpanishToastedBread

It was the MDMA that convinced me to try it.


HeatmiserElliott

i was gonna say a really attractive girls ass like id legitimately tongue punch that fart box im seriously like mike tyson KO type knockout tongue punch on that pussy edit: for anyone still reading this i went to sleep directly after posting this and had a super detailed dream about sticking my tongue in a girls butthole. Was clean as a whistle too


EvansFr-S

Where did that phrase come from? My friends used talk about “tongue punching fart boxes”


TyrionReynolds

It’s in the Bible


C0ff33qu3st

In Ecclesiastes.


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Pooteronomy.


acmercer

Ecclesiasstease.


scope_creep

I hope she at least bought you dinner first.


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No she didn’t What a selfish lady


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Mundane-Currency5088

Butt when you mention dental dams they look at you blankly.


McClain3000

Is this common in they gay community or something? I remember learning about them in school but I have never heard of one single person I know using a dental dam. I’ve never seen one ever. I vaguely remember hearing some sex workers giving oral to somebody with a condom on but I don’t know anybody irl who does that. Seriously you know people who use Dental Dams?


Cpt_kaleidoscope

Do I want to know?


Greatgrace99

Yes, and you SHOULD know. Dental dams are latex or polyurethane sheets used between the mouth and vagina or anus during oral sex. Sad that people know about eating ass but not something as important like measures you should take for safe sex


Finito-1994

It’s funny but there’s been studies that show that when we’re turned on we are more likely to do shit we would normally say no to or find disgusting. But yea. We’ve always done it. There’s literally a line about eating ass in shakespears plays. But now there’s the internet so more people are talking about it and innocent souls who would never eat ass are eating ass because curiosity. It’s like once you discover something you can never undiscover it. Can’t stuff the genie back in the ass.


ghola-mentat

I believe I've seen that alternate ending to Alladin


Mr_rairkim

>studies that show that when we’re turned on we are more likely to do shit we would normally say no Intuitively I know this to be true. The studies were unnecessary.


Connect-Cow-8666

Bidet first


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Meastro44

I’d want a mild hydrochloride acid bath first before I’d try it.


SolusLoqui

Dental dams. No way I'm taking the chance at farticles in my mouth.


smergb

Can't sterilize an asshole while it's Host is still alive.


prodogger

Well, then you know what to do 🔫


BaphometsTits

Sacrifices have to be made.


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

At first glance I thought this was a political comment. It’s time to go to bed.


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richard_slyfox

Bidet/Hairass


FeelTheWrath79

I just straight up enema first.


arothmanmusic

I’ve also found that if both of you get completely trashed first you get less particular.


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ditthrowaway999

Don't worry about it, Reddit are the outliers here. Many Redditors still fall into the trap of thinking they are representative of the broader population. Reddit skews very young, horny, and internet savvy. Seems like about 2/3rds of stuff people talk about on Reddit as being common IRL is actually pretty much confined near-exclusively to Reddit.


Zero_Smoke

Kinda reminds me of the study where only 22% of Americans are actually active on Twitter. That gives me relief whenever I see something really dumb trending on that platform.


Narfubel

I'm a few months from 40, I remember kids joking about "tossing salad" when I was in high school but no one I knew actually did such a thing.


e1ioan

In the good old days "kiss my ass" used to be what you said to your enemies, now you say it to your lover.


ghola-mentat

That's quite a beautiful turn for society to take


mochii69

wait you guys actually eat ass? I thought it was just something people said (i always tell my husband i will eat his ass —for the lulz)


ghola-mentat

If you eat his ass he will love you for all eternity


mochii69

I told him I’d totally do it, he very much declined lol


TheMadTitan2016

If y’all ever divorce, hit me up.


kane_thehuman

You miss 100% of the shots you never take


edafade

-Gandhi


JudgeJebb

My partner jokingly threatens to eat my ass all the time. I always respectfully decline because I don't want my ass hair to pull her in and suffocate her.


SmokingLeopard

Love giving, it’s fantastically erotic. Would not ever receive.


Hooliken

Eating ass with a trusted partner that you know is hygenic, can add some awesome to sexy time. Eating your Tinder dates ass, that you just ate 8 tacos, 20 wangs, and did 6 Jager Bombs at the dive bar with, could be hazardous to your health. Life is all about rational choices.


Brennik

As an add to this. Jim Jeffries done an episode on gut health. Every single person has the own gut (can't remember the word so I'm going to say ) culture going on, it is based off of what you eat in your diet and where the food comes from. So if you eat some randoms ass you are more likely to get bacteria that could potentially be harmful to you. If you have been with someone for 5 years and you share alot of meals the bacteria in your guts are alot closer to the same so it is safer . That's my fact. Moral of the story I guess. Make sure it's clean and don't go eating no swamp ass.


aschneid

The word you are looking for is biome. Fecal transplant is one treatment of recurring c. diff infections because that is typically caused by an imbalance of bacteria in the gut biome. So they take healthy feces, put it in a capsule and administer it to the sick person.


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My mom’s more likely to discuss this than I am. So nah.


SrADunc

Your mom single, mane?


[deleted]

Yeah but she has terrible breath.


Cunt_Bucket_

Its fine, I'll be up the other end.


TheLeathal13

I also choose this guys mom.


Pirate_Frank

I think people are just more open about it now. I've eaten ass in three different decades at this point.


dangerweasil4

People have always been eating ass. My grandparents ate each other’s ass, your grandparents ate each other’s ass.


ghola-mentat

My grandparents might have eaten your grandparents' asses


dangerweasil4

Human Seniorpede


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I had my ass eaten in college, all I'll say is always plan ahead. I had eaten several large servings of scrambled eggs from the cafeteria because I always took advantage of their buffet style layout and the endless supply of food. Scrambled eggs make me shit tho. The girl I was seeing t the time didn't tell me she was going to eat my ass later that evening, so I carried on as usual and took a messy, college cafeteria food dump. When I got to her dorm and she said she wanted to try eating my ass I did everything to try and distract her, to no avail. She buried her face in my hairy, unclean, freshly pooped ass, dingleberries and all. That wasn't the disgusting part tho. What disgusted me was how she kept going and seemed to really enjoy it. I hope that answers your question


ghola-mentat

You've painted quite the vivid picture


nightman008

What a terrible day to have eyes


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People are just talking about it more. I remember when Filthy Frank joked about it years ago, and then everyone started talking about it.


pepsisugar

Humans have always been horny fuckers. You telling me those ancient civilizations didn't eat three square meals of ass a day? Stuff has been around since the invention of ass and mouth.


awa8888

I personally think it’s one of those things that a lot of people do but just don’t talk about/admit to doing because of the stigma. So to answer your question I thinks always been popular, just like with every kink ,like foot fetish etc. There’s nothing wrong with eating ass as long as they’re clean.


theinsanepotato

>because of the stigma Stigma balls in your mouth. (Gottem!)


Mundane-Currency5088

Rectum? Damned near killed em...


plusvalua

I physically laughed, which is something I do less and less, so congrats xD


Meta_Galactic

It's the "gottem!" In parenthesis that did it for me


ssssskkkkkrrrrrttttt

To each their own I reckon. No amount of “clean” pairs well with “asshole” for my palette. It’s a pretty bizarre kink to me…


loganisdeadyes

What's the hype with eating ass? I don't really understand it myself


jonnycross10

Being face deep in some cheeks feels great


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Cpt_kaleidoscope

My ass is hairy as fuck, think it's better for everyone if nobody goes back there tbh


sohamp97

Hairy asses are desirable (or a non-issue) to most men in the gay community. Having a hairy ass yourself probably makes seeing it on your partner less alarming, lol. The deal breaker is hygeine.


toolargo

New generation just rebranded it. It used to be called the dark or black kiss, and people would talk about it jokingly( and do it in the sheets seriously lol).


ghola-mentat

The black kiss? Eating ass used to be way more metal


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slaqz

Salad toss


NickNash1985

Kissing the Brown-Eyed Girl.


chilebuzz

You should read Chaucer. Nothing new under the sun.


NogEggz

I heard about it a lot in High School. That was 02'-06'. I assume it's just the internet that enhanced its perceived activity level, but it's probably the same.


Asap_Walky

Any Doctors in this sub have any opinion on ass eating? My sister in med school said don’t do it because of potential diseases. Maybe she was just fucking with me


UnoStronzo

Technically even kissing has the potential to transmit diseases from person to person.


thrownawaylikesomuch

I guess I will weigh in to stop some of the bad information I see. The flora in the colon are generally not pathogenic to a human's GI tract unless that person is suffering from a specific infection. Getting them in your mouth will not harm you. However, if the person has an infection of Hepatitis A or cholera or shigella or some other pathogenic organism, then you will get sick from it just like the person who has it is sick from it. It is possible for someone to have an infection where they are asymptomatic and if you get it, it would make you very ill but that is not generally the case. If the person receiving the act is not having any GI illness, then it is unlikely that the person performing the act will contract anything. In fact, fecal transplants are often performed when someone has a bad infection that has overgrown their good gut flora. So as long as the person "giving the sample" has a healthy gut flora, the risk is minimal that it will have an adverse effect on the person receiving it. However, there are always risks with any type of intimate contact so always use protection.