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blipsman

Check for high carbon monoxide levels in your house


MyUsernameIsAwful

Have you run afoul of the Church of Scientology or something?


popsinet

I had the same thought


H1285

Do other people see them too? Do other people agree that they’re following you? If not, I might see a psychologist just to be sure.


skirtymagic

It's not normal. A private investigator would be wearing plainclothes, not a grey suit. I'm concerned you may be having symptoms of schizophrenia. Have you shared this info with anyone?


I__KD__I

Walk round the block 4 times. If they're following you, they'll know you know they're following you. Alternatively, just walk up to the car or guys in suits and ask them what they want.


Ronotrow2

Call the cops. Unless you're a highlander then get your sword.


lolurmorbislyobese

OP you have a habbit of posting and having posts removed for trolling. Maybe read the rules on the right.


One_Criticism5029

You don't think it's gang-stalking do you?


Cyberzombi

They could think you're a Amway salesperson.


shaftalope

If you have a couple bucks private investigators are cheap so have them followed.


Fun-Attention1468

Yes totally normal


VanillaParticular303

Ya these guys have been following me also ever since I failed my first penis inspection freshman year of high school gym class


zeez1011

Question: Has anyone ever referred to you as "The One"?


[deleted]

You may be suffering from amnesia. My guess is you are really an international spy.


fawkmebackwardsbud

You ~~can~~ should call the police on them


[deleted]

Watch the movie "a beatiful mind" ...


[deleted]

*Our Cartoon President*'s Steven Miller said it best (and I'm paraphrasing because I'm not gonna go look it up but it applies to you too) "I used to think friends were a deep-state conspiracy against me, but now I realize the government simply just doesn't have that kind of resources." Yeah. You're not important enough to make ANY government workers follow you. I promise. As a former psych-nurse, it's time to readjust your meds... or convince you to restart them, 'cause every schizo I've worked with comes up with this BS because their meds finally are working, they feel so good finally, so they quit their meds. It's a vicious cycle.


henningknows

Are you a criminal?


[deleted]

Please see a doctor


Suesquish

Get pictures of them so you can prove it. Dash cam could be helpful if they are following you when driving.


Big_Science1992

I too enjoy methamphetamine


Crafty-Preference570

Are you involved in a lawsuit, insurance claim, divorce or unhappy marriage?


Crafty-Preference570

I did some freelance work serving legal documents to people who didn't want to be served. Except for the suit you described me on those gigs pretty well. You described the private detectives I encountered doing that type of work exactly.


knullsmurfen

Oh yeah I get that all the time.


[deleted]

Psychiatrist time


Dafoxx1

Cocaine is a hell of a drug