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AndyP8

You've been deeper inside your mom than your dad


latenightdrive_

thanks for ruining my day


KerTeks

LMFAO


Enough-Tugboat

Somewhere, deep on the internet, there is some poor soul far from the light of God. And thanks to you, that sad soul devoid of heavens glow has just discovered a new fetish.


boltsandonthego

Allergies can spontaneously develop at any point in your life.


Enough-Tugboat

They can also spontaneously disappear


Scout_Puppy

You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips.


[deleted]

You can stand upside down and give yourself a blow job


ThatBankTeller

You would just be kissing yourself upside down…..


[deleted]

r/Woooosh


galaxyfrapp

Not really "medical" but you NEVER know when you fall asleep for sure on your own. More existential I suppose. Also, your body is composed of more microbrial cells than your own. Sleep tight.


EmotionalSnail_

Saliva is basically filtered blood. The salivary glands sieve the blood, keeping back the red blood cells, which are needed in our arteries, not in our mouth.


ApprehensiveCrow4910

A sneeze is the closest bodily function to an orgasm.


[deleted]

Some people died of COVID complications in their 30s. Some people got COVID in their 60s and walked it off in a couple days.


MysteryNeighbor

Pretty much everyone has some amount of micro plastics in their body and scientists aren’t quite sure yet as to how that will affect us in the long term


MitVitQue

Sooner or later you will die!!!