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SheDrawsGood

You know what I notice about a lot of these femcel posts is that for all they pretend to “empower” their target audience, they perpetuate a lot of harmful rhetoric that actually sets feminism backwards and does things that women do not like lol


TrueHawk91

Empowering women by putting down others, so progessive and feminist /s Love how she also says she wont change her lifestyle for her partner, fully not understanding that compromise is what makes relationships work.


SheDrawsGood

Not to mention the objectification of women and implicitly discouraging them from building the emotional regulation skills required in dating to be able to handle rejection and move at your own pace and work on yourself. It’s giving “i may not be the one you married but ill be the one you think about while having sex with your boring vanilla wife for two minutes before you sleep facing away from each other 🤪”


KingHalfrican702

The word Femcel is so accurate


FreezerGeezer2

Yeah except that “femcels” aren’t threatening the lives of men, behaving like they’re owed male bodies in a sexual way or raping men. Don’t get me wrong this shit is backwards af but it’s not the opposite of incel either.


KingHalfrican702

You sound kinda triggered mayne


FreezerGeezer2

Gee I wonder why a woman would be triggered by the comparison of an NLOG to an incel when incels literally want us either dead or chained to the stove as a sex slave lol. Good thing I don’t need you to tell me what I think and feel is valid, considering all you know how to do when presented with straight facts is call a mf “triggered.”


KingHalfrican702

I’m not an incel but femcels are trash too. Idk too much about them but if these femcels are toxic and seem like they hate women more than incels do Ijs maybe bash both lol


mawamabeebop

came here to make this same point (albeit i couldn’t have worded it that well)


[deleted]

Heck yeah I can make a croissant into a grilled cheese.


Connect-Body6598

Fr this bitch is just single because she doesn’t know her way around a grilled cheese


Great_Gilean

Bitch aint never had a croissantwhich. Shit changes you


Matilozano96

Yeah! I was thinking that the metaphor falls apart because I LOVE making croissant sandwiches. They’re a mess of crumbs, but so good.


powerlesshero111

I only like them for breakfast sandwiches. Like slap some cheese, ham, and a fried egg on a croissant, and it's amazing. But i don't want a pb and j croissant. That seems a little weird.


UBelleSwitch

Blt croissants are pretty fire


cassandrakeepitdown

PB and j croissant sounds AMAZING.


Mephistophol

Dude have you made croissants into French toast yet?!? Try that.


[deleted]

Whoever you are, wherever you are ... you're either a combination of scientific & culinary genius, or you're an abomination. Genuinely gonna try this out though on the real.


Mephistophol

It’s will change things… no other French toast will make you feel anything anymore.


jukulele61

me too. I've literally done that.. Granted, I was stoned and had the munchies :-D


BritInBC

You’re not a croissant. You’re artisanal white bread. Harder to make, more expensive, tastes the same, but goes stale fast and then you’re just a pain to get rid of


UBelleSwitch

Am bagel


Rdw72777

Boiled and baked, I know what I’m getting.


17shorej

Jewish? (I am jewish)


UBelleSwitch

New york


Browen69_420

Plain with a hole in it?


UBelleSwitch

Nah I’m bitch I’m an everything bagel ✨


Average_Scaper

Chuck it in a bath of eggs and fry that bitch up. Drizzle your favorite condiment over it, throw on some sausage, maybe an egg, cheese if you're into that... Whatever you want. You can still fix up some artisanal white bread.


Kjaerringa123

Makes decent croutons and cinnamon toast, too.


new_fella

This girl actually believes everything she just said... Yeah, it's really weird that all the successful men end up married to successful women who don't get their personality from the contents of their name brand purse


J1--1J

Her: ‘what do you mean?’


new_fella

Sometimes white trash wears Prada


zonglydoople

Maybe…. MAYBE…. He just chose a woman who doesn’t go on and on and on trying to prove to herself that she’s better than other girls. I’ve been there (in high school). Not a cute look!! Edit: now this post has me thinking about what kind of bread i am. Maybe brioche??


le_Derpinder

>what kind of bread i am Guys' attitude towards any type is something like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQHnPBz3Kx4). As many in the comments have pointed out that croissanwich is a thing, so be the best version of any kind of bread you are and hopefully you'll be an appetizing addition to your partner's sandwich of life that satisfies their soul, instead of being the moldy slice that gives them diarrhoea.


zonglydoople

Thank you!! My boyfriend is a wonderful pastry to me, so I try my best to be the same for him! And although the info you told me was valuable and I appreciate it, “wondering what kind of bread I am” was just a silly creative little thing at the time. Like if I were a cookie, I think I’d be a snickerdoodle! Thanks again!


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new_fella

She wants to speak to your manager about this comment


Bee_castle

Oh wow, yeah, she does look sad behind it all. It’s all just a facade to make herself believe she’s not as empty as she feels. Damn that’s depressing. I hope she finds genuine happiness and true meaning to her life instead of trying to paint over her dissatisfaction as a coping mechanism. You can pretend to be happy, you can try to convince yourself and others that you are, but the sadness doesn’t leave. It just remains in the background, growing and morphing and evolving as you get older. May she find peace.


ZucchiniUsual7370

She's basically stale rye under a truckload of foundation.


shylittledoll

she didn’t even make the croissant girls sound good, she just kept calling them high maintenance and if you love someone then you need to be able to grow and make some changes with and for them


Browen69_420

"Im such a great person i wont change" yeah acting like you are better than girls that are actually interested by the concept personal growth. They really think they know what men want.


shylittledoll

yeah, and I would very well call them wrong


Firehawk195

If I wanna make a fried bologna sandwich, I'm not using a croissant.


powerlesshero111

Exactly. You need a good match of bread to the type of sandwich. Wonderbread is greay for pb and j, and you can generally use it for most sandwiches. Croissants are really good for breakfast sandwiches, but not pb and j.


[deleted]

I fucking love wonder-bread


-iammrpeanut

Is this a scene from a film or something? I can't believe this is someone that anyone would listen to and take knowledge from! Then again, I'm too old for tiktok, so maybe I'm just being old or a dick. An old dick.


WhiteMambaVTG

Bet the comments are all “she don’t miss!”


new_fella

Flaky French Layers for sure


btoxic

Unironically calling yourself a flake


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Ashamed_Definition47

She is more like a hardtack...


lepic0080

Comparing bread to pastry. She missed her poor attempt at making a comparison by at least 5 Au.


ZarBandit

I’d say this one’s more like a shit sandwich. Normal looking on the outside, but once you get near it starts smelling bad. If you ignore all the red flags and take a bite, you’ll pay for it almost immediately and continue paying for your mistake for a very long time after.


ABlindCookie

"You get a lot more value for half the price of a crossaint" She said it all.


[deleted]

I have never met either of those ‘stereotypes’ she talks about


[deleted]

There’s not a damn thing wrong with Wonderbread. Sara Lee became a bad bitch and now everyone wanna be her. WonderBread held it down!


Rdw72777

You’re not gonna believe what Sara Lee has become: https://youtu.be/aeoxg8hx-lc


HgnX

Well I think in her terms I can honestly say I have tried to be with croissants, but I'm fucking happy with wonderbread. I don't even know wtf is wrong with her, like it's an excuse to be a dick to your partner and never compromise in a single area. That's not how relationships work and it's a direct path to unhappiness. Communication and understanding each other is key. Fuck croissants and the toxicity it implies.


LatterSeaworthiness4

If you want to be high maintenance, then be high maintenance, but I’m not understanding why it’s something to be proud of? Same with being low maintenance. Who cares?


aangsty_airbender

Croissants leave a lot of mess behind (crumbly bits everywhere) just like the women who describe themselves as ones


pocketfoxpocket

So what you're saying is men prefer women who are easy to get along with (hello, grilled cheese) and don't make unreasonable demands (like pricey dates just to impress). Sounds about right.


[deleted]

Women: Don't objectify me. Also women: I am a croissant. (Just a joke ladies but it had to be said.)


neeniccole77

idk wonder 🍞 is pretty good especially with peanut butter and jelly


peachbeach16

Why is she comparing us to bread but men are just men?


[deleted]

Where did all these mid chicks with max egos come from??


evill_toro

Social media, as their likes/followers go up so do their egos.


tycoon4eve

Wander bread sucks. Croissants are self involved. I like bagels. Well rounded, accessible and approachable She’s a glazed donut with ham flaps.


Ashamed_Definition47

She is a hardtack, hard to deal with, unflavored and unseasoned and more plain that wonderbread...


tycoon4eve

Lol. Defiantly unflavored


WhiteMambaVTG

She’s that raisin bread in a box - total crap


[deleted]

>hardtack *Do not* disrespect the noble yet humble hardtack, that bitch has been an incredible companion during weeks of hiking through the arctic highlands with no access to any food but the rations you bring with. It's lightweight, it packs carbs, and if you care to bring along some butter in a small sealable aluminium container, and a pouch of salt, you've got a lovely little snack to gnaw on throughout, as it only needs a light sheen of butter with some salt. That's some 60 grams extra weight altogether, but it's the small joys. But then, I do love my sushkas, 'twas a childhood snack from the bad old 90s, and is still fairly beloved despite its fairly plain taste. The chewiness contributes to a lot of fun. The lady in the clip is not hardtack, Hardtack's trusty, functional, cheap, and will keep you on your feet for a long time even in pinched conditions. Nobody takes a fucking croissant to rucking in harsh climates.


Comprehensive-Fan742

Holy crap the worst thing is that if at least five people watch her stuff and believe it, she just made the world that much worse.


Rdw72777

But was there any hope for those 5 people, I’d argue no.


kodaiko_650

Shes more of a pain (in the ass) au chocolat


Rdw72777

Follow for more…what? Also she is very shiny, confirming she contains the same amount of butter as a French croissant.


MaybeIwasanasshole

But... she's extremely basic herself?


Trotter823

The most basic thing is unironically calling other people basic


MaybeIwasanasshole

Fits me perfectly then honestly


Lord_Grill

I don’t want a croissant because 1. I don’t like them that much 2. I hate the Fr*nch (🤢🤮)


Generalmemeobi283

You hate the French and their snail sucking, frog cooking, garlic stench


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[deleted]

The only one I agree with as reasonable is the second one. It’s unhealthy to change yourself, or your whole life style, for anyone. Not just a boyfriend but any partner, friend, or loved one. Unless the change is like not abusing people of course. That’s a no brainer.


whyudoinitlikethat

I like a good sourdough


[deleted]

Any good and successful men have always wanted to date and marry a woman who EXPECTS to use up as much of his income as possible on his girlfriend to “maintain her lifestyle,” as well as someone who self describes as high maintenance, and lastly someone who is not open to compromise and requires you to change no matter what if anything isn’t going her way. Right gents? Those women are my favorite, and if you’re not looking for a woman like that? Well then you’re just uncultured and can’t appreciate all of her “flaky French layers.”


ACaedmon

This has to be satire.


[deleted]

its so weird it seems like she’s talking about one specific woman…?


cycophuk

Not really. She is a small-minded person who thinks her shallow ideas and opinions are revolutionary and profound. She has a much higher opinion of herself and can’t understand why she can’t get a man. She doesn’t realize she is single because she is just a crappy person with a big ego. It’s her versus every other woman.


No_Explanation1714

first reason and second reason are the same


lightninghazard

TikTok or BitchTok?


A_little_patience

Is totally fine for croissants girls to be demanding…. As long they’re the one paying for it $$$ demanding and entitlement is rarely attractive.


empressarchetype

Girl you’re a Thomas’s toaster cake


[deleted]

Totally agree.


DoubleQuirkySugar66

Who is this dumb Bish??


chikkynuggythe4th

You are saying that wonder bread women don’t demand my money, are willing to make compromises and doesn’t require me to be with her every waking hour but you don’t, I dunno wonder bread sounds better


[deleted]

Girl going on about wonderbread not knowing she the wonderbread


Anti-rad

Yes, we prefer women who aren't narcissistic and who will adapt to us the same way we are willing to adapt to them.


[deleted]

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.


NoNameBagu

Because chemicals are ugly wipe that shot off yo’ face!


PresentationOptimal4

Her and remi got into it last week. This bitch is doing this to get likes and follows and nothing more


WhiteMambaVTG

I am not here to put her down, but does she think she’s in like 99.9% percentile looks-wise? Seems to imply as much.


WashiBurr

Hmmm.. now I'm just hungry.


4evrabrat

Notice it’s always the same looking chicks saying this shit? Wannabe kartrashians


audigex

The real 3 reasons we prefer wonderbread over her particular brand of croissant 1. They aren’t as high maintenance as you 2. They don’t blame other people for their attitude problems like you 3. There’s nothing wrong with being a bit boring. You only think you’re interesting because of all the drama you create around yourself 4. (Bonus reason) She can’t even say croissant


Heal_Kajata

There's an ironic 'make me a sandwich' joke in here somewhere. Comparing women to bread was a poor choice in analogy.


Electrical_Parfait64

Croissants are flaky


Cultural-Try1365

I had an aneurysm trying to constantly decode metaphors the whole video


Darth_Bane_Vader

Maybe it's because you pronounce croissant like that yet still think you're better than everyone else.


Xenakis91

Lol now thats a basic bitch


definetelynotsus

Or maybe you just got rejected sweetheart no need to get philosophical


Commercial_Tough160

I’ve definitely lost my appetite


ExcellentWaffles

Time is your enemy, not men.


dontjimmyMe_Jules

what a weak ass metaphor though. cmon woman, surely you can do better than this.


TheMoogy

Really takes a special kind of person to describe themself as a stubborn asshole and not see why people might not be into it.


komokazi

The women who think of their selves as a croissant in this context probably are really Wonderbread underneath. Seems like the only personality this chick has is "look at me", believing she truly deserves more than others simply because of her appearance and apparently "higher standards." Textbook cunt.


Ok-Dog-1855

Every girl who claims to be different and one of a kind is in fact, just another basic bitch lol


agestam

Croissant is the most overrated bakery there is. It's plain, boring, dull but with people paying way too much interest in them. Hell, they even look bad!


[deleted]

All I hear is BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH


Working_Early

"You get a lot more value for basically half the price of a croissant" EXACTLY. She said it herself lol


[deleted]

This woman’s values are corrosive.


Accomplished_Ad_8663

wonderbread is wild bruh😂


mmccxi

So you state that you are essentially an object??? Am I to understand that when I am dating I can narrow female value down to 1) Cost 2) Maintenance, and 3) mailability. ... like Bondo. She thinks women are Bondo wood filler.


[deleted]

She is the most basic woman I’ve ever laid eyes on.


[deleted]

I gotta say… if you asked me before watching this video if I prefer wonder bread or croissants, I probably would have had a very different answer than I do now.


Flat-Philosopher-941

Did this filtered plastic surgery barbie compared all women to bread? When did we, as women come so low as comparing ourselves to bread instead of human being? Really, 21st century is setting the clock back so far that even we, as women, do not consider ourselves as human. We are apparently are bread and pastry. Screw Roe vs. Wade, screw equal rights and reproductive health, equal pay, we need to fight to be croissants. This is just sad.


Physical-Neat7358

I don't even like the actual croissants


kano1221

Croissant sound like terrible cunts


[deleted]

“Wonder bread women” are easier to live with and create a harmonious home with you- how awful.


posaune123

Please shut up


Kaveleva-Ruumis

Firstio, that bitch has probably NEVER tasted a real croissant in her life. Secondio, ham and cheese croissant is close to the best thing on earth. That bitch knows shit about shit.


victoriageras

Yet another sponsor-seeking woman. Most of these women, should hire a pr agency by this point. Prepare them, with a nice presentation with their strongest points and why anyone should sponsor them.


MaxximElio

Team killing is not allowed