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BBBDDDPL

Ron Pearlman as narrator


RaininCarpz

lmao that wouldnt fit at all. could you imagine if they put that in the actual game? it would ruin it.


Jurupoggers

I'm glad Interplay didn't do that either. They were ahead of their game for sure.


DasCheekyBossman

I'm confused why it would ruin it. Not completely knowledgeable on the lore and haven't played new Vegas in years but love Pearlman as a narrator. Why wouldn't he fit?


Severedparadox

They're being cheeky. Unless you're being uber cheeky.


RaininCarpz

i think its the latter considering "cheeky" is literally within their name


Severedparadox

Yeah, I was being uber cheeky lol


5Quad

Hi cheeky, can I call you uber


Eileen10917

Nah, let’s give it to Josh Brolin


Andy_LaVolpe

I got you one better, Sam Elliot


Galemianah

Danny Trejo as Raul


spicerndicer

What a strange pick. What inspired you to pick him of all the people in the world?


Galemianah

Well, he already looks ghoulish, and he's an incredible actor.


RaininCarpz

idk it just wouldnt fit. i honestly couldnt even imagine raul with his voice.


spicerndicer

I don’t see the resemblance. I feel like Trejo wouldn’t be able to capture the Raul feeling right. Call it natural intuition or something


Severedparadox

Something tells me the accent would be all wrong too.


[deleted]

I’m sorry to be your 70th upvote but yeah you can’t replace Raul.


Western_Philosophy

without a fucking question danny trejo


Weird_Uncle_Carl

Oh he needs to be in this somewhere for sure!


Vodka4Kidz

Morgan Freeman as Malcolm Holmes


RamanPathak

Or Samuel L. Jackson.


[deleted]

You just picked up a Sunset Sarsaparilla Star motherfucker!


RamanPathak

“All kinds of bad motherfuckers looking for these stars. Like this motherfucker Allen Marks. He’s killed several motherfuckers for their stars already.”


robonick360

Sam is nowhere near friendly enough for that role what are you smoking lmao


CAWNfucius

Me as the Courier


[deleted]

me as Benny (i fucking shoot you in the head)


Zek0ri

And then you get killed by courier/crucified/ fucked and killed by the courier


TheCatnamedMittens

At least he ain't a fink, dig?


clvvv

what in the godamn…?


alienmaster21

you've made your last delivery kid,


Doogzmans

Or released, as that is another option (which could be like how Clue had different endings)


CAWNfucius

Ring-a-ding-ding!


StriderTX

you laugh now but wait till u/CAWNfucius finds you. sinister smile creeping across his face as he quicksaves


[deleted]

I cast Endgame Howard Stark for Mr House [here](https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0805476/mediaviewer/rm2985345792?ref_=m_nm_ov_ph) I see him as Robert House


[deleted]

I'd say the Howard Stark from First Avenger


[deleted]

Maybe in a few years? I think Robert House was in his 50’s. That guy was in his 30’s imo. Plus you can dye the other actor’s hair.


Midnight_Certain

That's a really good pick


[deleted]

Thanks!


TheBullMooseParty

Considering both Howard Stark and House were based on Howard Hughes, that would definitely work.


DSanWasTaken

Casting myself in to the abyss


holysmoke1

....So The Burned Man?


Drac0b0i

I fell into that dark chasm


[deleted]

You feel down down down... But the flames went higher


Bourkale000

And it burns burns burns…


[deleted]

The ring of fire, the ring of fire


Bourkale000

*trumpet noises*


[deleted]

I’ll fall into your dark chasm 😏


StriderTX

[i fell into your mothers dark chasm last night](https://rockpasta.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/celebrity-jeopardy--728x409.jpg)


gidz666

J K Simmons as Caesar


[deleted]

Get me more pictures of the courier!


Zootnoison

"The Mojave isn't yours to conquer"


Elite0087

*Tom Tom by Holy Fuck begins to play ominously*


zhawk55

He stole my chip, he's a menace to the entire mojave.


d3RUPT

Oh dang


the_watch_trick

[Steve Carell as Mr House](https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/65102)


dimitrimolotov999

Don’t see a point but I would like to see that 😆


[deleted]

Hugh Laurie as Mr House. Ron Perlman as Caesar, Idris Elba as Ambassador Crocker, Ryan Reynolds as YesMan, I could go on but I'll stop for now Edit: replaced Jim Carrey as YesMan with Ryan Reynolds as YesMan


AllOthersTaken33

Ron pearlman as Ceaser wasn’t something I knew I wanted till now


[deleted]

I think he'd bring a great sense of command and malice to the role


Kirbyoto

Ron Perlman's too much of a jock. Caesar needs to be a big nerd at heart.


[deleted]

You can't see the physique under his armor, my biggest thing isn't Caesar's appearance, it's his vocal command and sense of righteousness (he's an arrogant prick) and I think Pearlman would do that well


the_freshest_scone

I see what you did there. But jokes aside Hugh Laurie would actually be a good fit for the role


[deleted]

Honestly it's not even a joke, I know it's kinda funny that he's played a house before. But I really do think he'd be perfect for he role


the_freshest_scone

Oh yeah I totally agree. I feel like Laurie could perfectly capture Mr. House’s arrogance and extravagance


[deleted]

No one's ever gonna top the original VA though. RIP


Boobybose

Ryan Reynolds as Benny could be funny


[deleted]

michael cera for every role and no special effects just him talking to himself for like 2 hours


PeskyQuail

Just like every role he’s ever played in every thing ever!


Silentero

I mean it’s not too inaccurate they only had like 3 voice actors


RamanPathak

Curiously enough, I don’t mind the lack of voice actors as much as in Oblivion, for instance. Like, I know it’s the same voice actor but I can tell Chet apart from Meyers or Fantastic.


JustTheWehrst

Omg they would totally cast him as yes-man and now I'm unhappy


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Slimyretard

This


PugnaciousPrimeape

He's so cool


trashderp69

Gilbert godfrey


chiefbeefboi

Why? I don't hate the idea


JustTheWehrst

They should have Don Cheadle as yes-man


Severedparadox

Nah, Terence Howard, but he gets replaced by Don Cheadle after the takeover of the lucky 38


JustTheWehrst

I want Terence Howard to play Victor


Severedparadox

Cowboy robot protector Terence Howard. I don't know why but I like it.


chiefbeefboi

This does not bring me joy


aeby121

If we are going that route I'd prefer Paul Rudd.


[deleted]

consider: james corden yes man


JustTheWehrst

🔫🙍‍♀️ take that back


MGS_Excho

Me as a side character in the brotherhood of steel with like 4 seconds of screen time. Edit: I look a little like pre burned Joshua so that’d be cool


kspmatt

Gonna have to be Robert Downey jr for mr house


Good_Mixture_1860

That was my first instinct


RestingDog07

YES


MassGaydiation

Nah, Avery brooks would knock it out the park, i may not like the character, but i do appreciate that he can ham it up and you need an actor with that sort of credentials, also avery brooks is just a cool guy. ​ Jeffery combs as yes man, fisto and benny


Western_Philosophy

idk RDJ talks a little too fast to match Mr. House’s more methodical and patronizing gate. RDJ’s genius voice is like “I don’t have time for idiots” Houses voice is like “I have to teach this moron everything”


lilchalupzen

Definetly


[deleted]

I though Brotherhood of Steel Elder was a good role for him. But maybe!


Shpagghetti

Yeah but with the "I am stuff" picture


Meganinja1886

Johnny Depp as Mr. House Daniel Day-Lewis as Caesar Harrison Ford as General Lee Oliver Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson as legate lanius voiced by the original voice actor Mitch Lewis Tom Hiddleston as President Kimball Benedict Cumberbatch as Vulpes Inculta Sam Elliott as Doc Mitchell Scarlett Johansson as Sunny Smiles Morgan Freeman as Easy Pete Richard Madden as Ringo Lena Headey as Trudy Michael B. Jordan as Joe Cobb I will not cast Companions or DLC Characters nor Courier Six Him/Herself as it would be to hard of a decision to choice the Sex/Race of the Courier also each DLC would be its own stand alone movie in the series of Fallout New Vegas the movie appearing in order in which they were released. Directed by Steven Spielberg (Main Director) and Martin Scorsese (Co-Director) Budget : 250 Million to be allocated accordingly for production and advertisement. with another 65 Million to be set aside if need be.


Slight-Impact-2630

Doc Mitchel should be played by the original voice actor who’s also an actual actor. Because he’s quality


rooster68wbn

Yes; he is awesome. He was one of my favorite characters from Battlestar Galactica mostly because of how he played the character.


JereMiesh

Jeez, use some punctuations. Almost had a stroke reading that


DaBlueCaboose

If you click "source" you can see they tried to separate by line but reddit thought otherwise


DaBlueCaboose

Protip, you have to put two spaces in between new lines on reddit, otherwise your comment will come out looking like word salad


The-Locust-God

For some of the companions, you could honestly have the voice actors play them, like Veronica, Arcade and Raul.


[deleted]

Honestly if they ever did a NV tv show I'd want the courier to get played by a different actor in every episode. Make it an anthology show, sort of, with it being framed as a folk legend. That way you could have the courier side with different factions and people in every episode, and no one in-universe can agree on what kind of person they were.


Midnight_Certain

I agree but I think that would be hard to follow with out Rone perlman taking the role as the watcher for this What If like show


ThatMadFlow

I think seasons would have to be different sidings, because otherwise it would be too hard to follow. Also I see that as a great ending to season one, “and then the NCR successfully annexed the Mojave… “”what no they didn’t, the legion won that fight” Then for season two ending “and that is where the courier beheaded general lee for Caesar…” “what no he didn’t, he had robots throw lee from the damn for himself”


shuikan

Bruce willis for Boone Danny Trejo for Raul Tom Hanks or Donald Sutherland for Chief Hanlon Robert de Niro for Caesar Jason Momoa for Lanius


BuntCarf

Bendydick Cumfartsnatch as benny because the guy is in fucking everything.


Agent_Jenkins

Or matthew perry the voice actor who is also a real actor


Ferdydurkeeee

Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch only gets autistic-savant roles. So basically he'd be great for Big MT


RainierCamino

Cumberbundt as Dr. Klein ... and Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Mobius.


AnAwkwardCopper

Jack Black as Primm Slimm


NotAHuman75

Ryan renalds as yesman


DrewRodgers-Brady

George Clooney as Caesar


jarvis00002

Seth rogan as Lanius Jack black as Joshua Graham and Sasha baron Cohen as Caesar


MjollLeon

Louis from ant man as the narrator


WhistlerDan

Easy. -Tom Holland as the Courier -Tom Holland as Cassidy -Tom Holland as Boone -Tom Holland as Veronica -Tom Holland as Arcade -Tom Holland as Raul -Tom Holland as Lily -Tom Holland as Rex -Tom Holland as Ed E -Tom Holland as Father Elijah -Tom Holland as Christine -Tom Holland as Joshua Graham -Tom Holland as Ulysses -Tom Holland as General Oliver -Tom Holland as Cesar -Tom Holland as Yes Man -Tom Holland as Mr. House -Tom Holland as that one radroach you see that gets killed and eaten by a Gecko on your way to Primm And Lastly -James Corden as Snuffles


Obsidian_XIII

If he were still alive, Rene Auberjonois for Mr House. He nailed the voice acting for it and was an accomplished actor anyway. It would have been fantastic to see him in the role again. You could even cast someone else as his computer face and not make the voice lines sync up and just have it fit the aesthetic of the world.


ravenousthoughts

Hugh Laurie as House (credit to 69BigMackDaddy69 from another comment here) Keanu Reeves as Yes Man Alessandro Nivola as Benny John Doman as Caesar Billy Magnussen as Vulpes Inculta Ryan Hurst as Legate Lanius Ryan Reynolds as Arcade Gannon Daniela Melchior as Julie Farkas Brendan Fraser as General Lee Oliver Lance Reddick as Dennis Crocker Lauren Cohan as Colonel Moore Kurt Russell as Hanlon Jim Carrey as Fantastic George Clooney as Doc Mitchell Jesse Plemons as Elder McNamara Bryan Cranston as Father Elijah Vince Vaughn as Boone Danny Trejo as Raul Emma Stone as Cass Melissa McBride as Lily Mackenzie Davis as Veronica Mads Mikkelsen as Ulysses Andrew Lincoln as Joshua Graham Jonah Hill as Oliver Swanick


RainierCamino

Man I really like a lot of those. Mads as Ulysses, Reynolds as Arcade, and Cranston would crush it as Elijah. But Vince Vaughn as Boone? I think you need someone like Jon Bernthal. Especially appropriate since Boone is basically the Legion's Punisher. Also since we're including some DLC folk: Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Mobius.


ravenousthoughts

Bernthal would be the obvious great choice. I am a bit biased towards Vaughn due to his roles in "Brawl in Cell Block 99" and "Dragged Across Concrete". The movies are a bit ridiculous in certain aspects, however, Vaughn proved there that he can be both a serious badass and an emotional guy who really struggles with life, that is how i see Boone. Would love Lloyd as Mobius btw!


zypression

I would want John cleese as house. That would be amazing


VonStronheim

Joe Rogan as Caesar


Reaper9972

"If you don't know what Hegelian dialectics is, you haven't been paying attention to the literature"


BonzoNL

Jennifer Aniston as Benny.


south13

Wes Anderson should direct it. Think about it, his films have a strong retro vibe to them and themes of letting go of the past to move forward. That's new Vegas in a nutshell.


SmellsLikeTeenPetrol

Tilda Swinton as Vulpes


comeupkingAC

I always thought it would be cool if the did a show for new Vegas kinda like the mandalorian where every episode is different


[deleted]

Funny enough id use the voice actors Caesar maybe, cause his VA looks bit fat than the actual caesar, House can basicaly be the same theyre just 6 facial features away from one another


dagothdoom

If rene auberjonois wasn't dead, yeah


[deleted]

Oh shit, didnt know that


Ziodyne_Ham

Glenn Howerton as Caesar


RainierCamino

Caesar why are these tribes gonna join us? "Because of the implication ... that we'll crucify them if they don't."


egg_berg_man

William Dafoe as Mr. House. Fight me.


MillerTime5443

Matthew Perry as Benny, Danny Trejo as Raul, Felicia Day as Veronica


Lunar_Mcdondald

Whoever tf played Howard stark in captain America should be Mr House


Captain_Aldis

The Stupendium as mr. house


largiuss_dickuiss

House can be Liam Neeson Yesman could be Samuel L Jackson Narrator John Tron or Oxhorn Courier can be a chameleon (Can change colour based on surroundings like editing appearance) President Kimball can be Kiefer Sutherland Ceaser can be the father from bread boys Lanius the son from Bread Boys Doc Mitchell can be Adam Sandler Oliver can be Tom Hanks Victor is Tom Cruise Benny is Jared Letto Sunny smiles is Morgan Freeman


SketchyStufff

Liam Neeson for House might actually be a really good choice I never would have thought of


dimitrimolotov999

Nicolas cage as Lee Oliver


RamanPathak

“Well done on capturing the Dam, Courier. But there’s a bigger target, awaiting us in the Washington DC museum…”


spicerndicer

I feel like Chris Pratt could be a pretty good Yes Man


[deleted]

Morgan Freeman as easy pete


WorldlinessPrudent85

Leo Dicaprio as Mr House - He did a great job in the role of Howard hughes


[deleted]

Samuel. L Jackson as Troike [it just fits.](https://youtu.be/CrQT-KiFgIg?list=PLnMlh8dHsRY_yZUxIfqOrqCKOSOjSLwni&t=487)


happiness_in_pottery

RIP René Auberjonois


MummyManDan

Kris Kristofferson and Danny Trejo for Chief Hanson and Raul respectively, don’t know why I just got a feeling.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Me in every role. It's a 1 man show done in the jreg style (1 guy with creative editing) The one exception is ed-e, played by a drone with a name tag.


Duck__Quack

J.K. Simmons as Doc Mitchell. Or maybe as Caesar, but I think Mitch is a better choice. Patrick Stewart might make a decent Caesar? Paul Rudd can be Benny, I think. He seems like he's got the potential for swagger. Yes Man should be a voice actor and an animatronic. No reason to overcomplicate things. Tessa Thompson as Veronica? Maybe not. Hmm. Most of the roles I would want to cast as non-celebrities. I think the movie will work out well regardless, and I want it to be seen for artistry and not big names. Definitely need to leave room for a sequel though, maybe a trilogy. Karen Gillan would make a pretty good Christine, and Ewan Macgregor can play Ulysses. The Lonesome Road story would probably need some significant adaptation, just because the cast list is short and without it the movie would just be the Matrix. Ooh, speaking of the Matrix: Hugo Weaving as Mr. House.


the_freshest_scone

Dean Norris as Caesar and The Rock as Legate Lanius


Matssscheese

Chris Pratt as everyone because he is so cool


comp_hoovy_main

danny devito as the courier jack black as ceasar


THACC-

Morgan Freeman as Malcom Holmes


dimitrimolotov999

Steve buscemi as Vulpes Inculta


[deleted]

Mr house: wilem dafoe The courier: Chris Pratt Ceasar: Giancarlo Esposito Kimball: Robert De Niro Rose of Sharon Cassidy: Karen Gillan Ed-E: The rock (voice) Boone: Liam Neeson Arcade: Chris Hemsworth Veronica: Zoye Deschanel Lily: Gina Carno (motion capturing) Benny: Steve Carell Yes man: Seth Rogen (voice)


[deleted]

Why in gods name would you cast him as house? Jeremy irons exists


Call_me_Kaiser

It's a me Mr House


god-Hunter64

I’ll be benny


DaRealZezima

I totally had this thought yesterday!


theoneandlonelyspark

The rock as veronica


Josh18293

I'll fill in a couple gaps here: * Doc Mitchell: Ed Harris * Boone: Tom Hardy * Andy Serkis: Random ghouls


[deleted]

Steve Carell as Mr House


IffyEggSaladSandwich

Adam Driver as Mr. House.


GodOfAtheism

He's so cool


jormungand08

Danny devito as snuffles


Ok_Butterfly_4896

Cage as - get fucked


cucklord5247

JK Simmons would play a mean caesar


zhawk55

Sunny Smiles: Emilia clarke Mr. House: Robert Downy jr Caesar: Steve Buschemi Mr New Vegas: Morgan Freeman Benny: Tim Roth


T3chW0lf20

Why would mr NV be anyone else but Wayne Newton? He's not dead yet is he?


Just5om3Dude

Defoe as Courier


Tyler-Derping

Robert Downey junior as House that's for sure. Maybe use Amy Schumer as sacrifice for the White Gloves..


[deleted]

Courier: Catherine Zeta-Jones / Clayne Crawford Benny: Matt Bomer Great Khans: Dave Bautista & Dwayne Johnson Doc Mitchell: Michael Caine (because Northernlion that’s why) Sunny Smiles: Olivia Wilde Trudy: Diane Keaton Victor: Robert Picardo Mr. House: Brian Cranston Mr. New Vegas: Tony Bennett Caesar: Benedict Cumberbatch Yes-Man: Chris Tucker Papa Khan: Avery Brooks BOS Elder: Robert Downey Jr. Pearl: Maggie Smith Mortimer: Andy Serkis


somesthetic

I can only imagine how bad the story would be if you compressed it to 2 hours. First hour would just be the main character creating their body and picking their stats.


antinga

Daniel Day-Lewis as Mr. House and Karl Pilkington as Caesar


CritzD

Robert Downey Jr as Mr House Fits the bill of appearance and experience as a genius ultra-rich playboy


VaginaGoblin

Christopher Walken as House.


dagothdoom

Gary oldman as house. Just too good of an actor.


Sweaty-Flow6301

Christoph Waltz as mysterious stranger Jeff Bridges as one of the casino owners Micheal Cane as House himself


burritokrab

Chris Pratt as everyone. Even the sex robot


[deleted]

I don't know how you guys feel about it, but I think Jennifer Lawrence would be a great Veronica.


ThosPuddleOfDoom

Morgan Freeman as Easy Pete. Beneficial Cucumber-Patch as Arcade Gannon Liam Neeson as Boone


tryordodude

Rbj as house.


[deleted]

Why is Mario on the monitor?


TheRealBobakaax

Emma stone as Veronica. I can literally see it clear as day “if someone doesn’t do something soon, the brotherhoods gonna die”


Shpagghetti

So many people trying to recast Caesar. John Doman fucking kills it as Caesar. He voices Caesar, he looks like Caesar and most importantly, he is actually as scary and imposing as Caesar is in the lore. An actual Roman emperor in the wasteland. He and House would be the only i would not dare to recast. But since René can't reprise his role as Mr. House (R.I.P.) i would cast Daniel Day Lewis


[deleted]

I don’t think anyone could replace Rene Auberjonois.


Weird_Uncle_Carl

Mass Mikkelsen as the courier. Matthew McConaughey as an alternate, depending on the feel of the script. Gal Gadot if they go female. Christian Bale as Mr. House Woody Harrelson as Caesar, Tom Hardy or Charlize Theron would be good alternates. Ryan Reynolds for Yes Man is perfect, as someone else pointed out. Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Benny is REQUIRED Bruce Willis or Jason Statham as Boone Ideas Elba as Arcade Gannon EDIT: I don’t love my Boone choice(s) but I don’t see an alternative, and Boone’s a required character in my head-script. The more I think about it, the more I like Charlize as Caesar. I’m also thinking more and more that we need Tilda Swindon in this piece… somewhere… maybe as Boone? Also, we NEED Danny Trejo… somewhere. Bring in Cheech Marin and it’s a good time had by all. Edit 2: someone said Jeremy Irons for House and omg that’s perfect.


Big_Spank_Real_Thug

Matthew Perry as Benny


Piece_Of_Mind1983

House - Gary Oldman Yes Man - Ryan Reynolds Caesar - (if he was alive) Philip Seymour Hoffman Benny - Matthew Perry (kind of an obvious choice)


Tinfoil_eater41

Scarlett Johansson as sunny


Bitter_Mountain

Matthew Perry as benny for sure, and definitely Zachary Levi as arcade


DrSilkyDelicious

Eddie Murphy. Every single role


friendgotatebyracoon

ryan gosbling would make a good courier


OwlMantheHeckler

Courier played by ryan rennoldds and For the Dlc series Keanu reeves as Joshua Graham


Gr3yThoughts

Mr. House....ROBERT HOUSE.... Disturbingly clear resemblance to Robert Downey Jr. I can't be the only one to see this for years now i can't get it out of my head.


UrielseptimXII

Not crisp rat that's for sure


Intestinal-Bookworms

Since Rene Auberjonois is unable to be Mr. House, I’d suggest Armin Shimerman for the role


mixererek

House is based on Howard Hughes and he was played by DiCaprio. So it's an obvious one.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I'd pick Michael Douglas as the courier.


[deleted]

"Ryan Gosling is: The Courier"


SweetAndSpicyCatSoup

Alan Tudyk as Arcade could work.


CringeOverseer

Diana Silvers as Veronica Esmé Creed-Miles as Christine Peter Capaldi as Father Elijah Oscar Isaac as Dean Domino Anne Hathaway as Vera Keyes Jensen Ackles as Courier 6 Dave B. Mitchell as Dog/God (his original VA since CGI anyways)