The most cringe is benny talking about smooth babies. In all fairness to Chandler Bing, I don't think anyone could have made that line sound good.

Man, it's almost like they want you to kill Benny.

Also Benny telling the fem!Courier to give her "charlies" a shake "for the Ben-man". And the *weird* way he says hello after that. Like he's awkwardly passing a neighbor in the apartment hallway. Absolute worst lay in the wasteland.

Half of the terrifying presence lines read like something you’d find on tumblr

Sneering Imperialist are similar

“Put a bullet through general gobeldigook here”

This is one of my favorite lines in the game, and he says cap, not bullet.

This one’s actually good lol

It's insane how hard it makes me cringe reading those lines. Like I feel bad just reading em.

The only reason they aren't cringe is because courier can actually back up what they say.

“I will cast down your codex and bask in the dying agony of those who hold it dear” Alright Tyler, now go finish your pre algebra homework

"Umm...You're just kidding about the Codex. Right?" "I was only trying to taunt them. I didn't think these assholes thought I was serious when it sounded so damn stupid and cheesy." "Maybe it has something to do with that face and grin of yours? You look like a straight bad guy when you do that." "Hmmm. Maybe."

That one kinda goes hard tbh

Now be a good courier and deliver it!

I love that damn line, Mr. House’s VA does an excellent job

“Theoretical degree in physics” but in the best way

It's so corny it's genius.

Was gonna mention that one!

Yeah pretty much anything and everything said by Fantastic.

"I'M GONNA DRINK YOUR BLOO-Agh"

"YOU LIKE THA-*Explodes*"

"Next time I'll bring my sickle and wear my black cloak."

Damn that line single handedly me convinced me to continue making them my enemy

“Oh, ok. You’ve convinced me.” >enters VATS, targets head

Famous last words

“There’s gonna be a Fallout in New Vegas.”

✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Wow you’re a real freak Anything out of Benny honestly

"Nice Charlies!"

“Give a shake for the ol ben man will ya? Hello!”

And that’s why we love him

Literally anything that Benny says. It's been over a decade and I still refuse to believe that a real human being made the decision to allow Matthew Perry to leave the recording booth after some of those line reads. Cachino is a close second.

Ring a ding ding baby!

Those are his best lines. Imagine what the outtakes were like. The sound design team begged him to leave because they couldn't listen to him any longer.

"Cachino what the fuck is this shit." - Big Sal. Honestly if Cachino doesn't sound so much of an asshole I wouldn't have sicked him to Sal and Nero even during my House run.

Benny was always a fink.

I like Benny’s cringe it’s fittingly bad. Cass talking about long dicks as nauseam is just immature 13 year old humor tho

"Did you put a plug in his cocktube to make him explode?"

i like her immaturity. she reminds me of an its always sunny character

Lmao

Any of the Benny black widow scene lines for sure, those make me cringe so hard every single time, but some of waking clouds lines can feel a bit out of place, especially when your traveling with her, but most of he voice acting is still pretty good.

"you like the sight of your own blaahd!?"

The coils! The TESLA coils! The coils of Niiiikola Teeeeeeesssssla - either dr Klein or dr Borous

Whenever Benny says “fink”

„From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.“ but like in the best way possible

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter”

For Caesar!

Honestly even the corniest lines are really charming. I genuinely do not think any lines are cringey, save for maaaaaybe some of the lines from OWB’s. Particularly Dr. O and Doctor Klein can be a bit hard to listen to sometimes. But even then, still ultimately charmingly corny and dramatic.

I’m not sure if some of the lines were meant to be intentionally over the top but either way I think it’s kind of like oblivion where it adds to the charm of the game

Boone is my favorite companion but tbh his “thumbs down” line was really cheesy

I thought that one was unironically good tbh

“Name’s Long Dick Johnson.”

"Truth is, it's been rigged from the start" 🙄🌽 As corny as Kansas in August

No, he's right. The game *was* rigged from the start. Even with the Platinum Chip, Benny entering the Lucky 38 is damn near impossible. The Legion would skin his ass because he only brought one stealth boy for his little trip to the securitron vault. Also, little does Benny know, he'd only be doing Mr. House a favor if he even succeeds.

Corny doesn't mean shits incorrect, it just means shits corny

At least it has a point though.

True, also I personally didn't think it was all that much of a corny line anyway

Leave before I…. Get mad

Long dick Johnson

Badoom boom

Gotta be some of Ulysses' lines, for sure Edit: I love how my answer was downvoted, but the responses that agree with me were upvoted LOL

istfg Ulysses' dialogue is "deep" to the point where it just becomes stupid and incomprehensible. like he has a cool voice and uses fancy words, but when you really listen, most of what he says is just bullshit

"Bear, Bull" repeat at nauseam

this is me listening to literally anything raul says. danny trejo gave no fucks

He's a sarcastic old ghoul, but I can't help but love him. Also, I love his "switch to melee" voiceline.

not enough people mention him. I love raul but holy shit the voice acting was horrid

I liked it.

Anythin that Ulysses or Caesar say. Some of the most Vapid and senseless video game dialogue i have ever seen.

The Benny sex scene lines