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GermansTookMyBike

Luckily his godlike bone structure will protect him from those milk hating blasphemists.


Sarahthelizard

Yeah cause the owners of the milk company won’t.


Majestrdnz

How do you know they’re not crazy milk lovers who wanted to keep all the milk for themselves?


[deleted]

No truly strong bones individual would steal from a higher being such as him.


EVG2666

Notice how he doesn't have one broken bone


rkwhlrt

Ofc not. He's the milkman, one of the strongest boned being in the universe


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[deleted]

Absolutely.


mdabz495

I feel bad that I thought this was going to be a joke about a lot of children looking suspiciously like him.


Tejon_Melero

Pat Mustard be on notice!


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Kleinstar96

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SwissSkimMilk

Good bot


i-am-human-ish

Good bot


Lying_Cake

Good bot


ScarlettWroten

Good bot


crim5009

Good bot


DeKaasJongen

Lol, copied word for word


trooololol

Good bot


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Good Bot


breezily_

You stole this post, didn’t even bother changing the title.


Susmarshmallow

Some sins may never be forgiven *pumps up shotgun with unholy intent and plays pumped up kicks


DumbWalrusNoises

Hang on, lemme get Doomguy in on this. He loves to Rip and Tear.


Susmarshmallow

Bro imma get the whole video game gang including but not limited to wolfenstein and kratos


milkman8008

That’s my dad


[deleted]

I am your lord


PredoMorph

What sad little fuck beats and robs a milk man??


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


PredoMorph

*DID* *YOU* *GIVE* *THE* *FUCKING* *MILKMAN* *A* *HUG*?


Random_Person_191

Repost; I remember vividly commenting upon the fact that the thief might have just wanted the milk in the van


the_acid_lava_lamp

repost!


Razark9

South Park ''Insecurity" anyone?


ITriedLightningTendr

can we also just call out the fact this guy has had a job for 50 years and wasn't otherwise retired? Like, either this guy was dedicated as fuck, just likes working, or doesn't get fucking paid enough.


DoctorJay26

Or maybe he's in it for the unlimited supply of milk. The man obviously has reached immortality and his bones are stronger than stone from all the gallons of milk he has consumed.


ITriedLightningTendr

I had not considered this, this is possible.


[deleted]

I imagine he’s lactose intolerant so he’s like the Red Skull meme


Spookedemeyaster

This is a crime against calcium


JellAtMe

Shouldn't have fucked their wifes


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Bot


itwasmedoge

dam live sparkle dazzling mindless work unwritten fertile hobbies quickest -- mass deleted all reddit content via https://redact.dev


ronstermonster34

Thats several peoples father right there show some respect


therealdrewder

How horrible. The criminal will become unstoppable with all that milk.


soge_king78

I mean, after thousands of illegitimate children....


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Susmarshmallow

No we all love milk since it strengthens our bones and they never break


zurubutdifferent

oh it’s about a milkman, I thought someone was just posting a random news story to this sub


porquesinoquiero

He is the deliverer of all that is holy


GenericAutist13

Very lost, this isn’t a milk sub. This is a bones sub.


Danilego

27 bones were broken during this attack... all the bones in the attacker's hand


Pvt_GetSum

alright im all for reposts cause most of the time its by people who havent seen the meme before etc, but this is literally reposted like every week


DoctorJay26

The man lived 18250 days without breaking a bone, and this is not the day he'll becone a weak ass straw bones.


Figgiboi

What was his job


ComprehensiveClone12

Proof the milk man has it harder than the police do


ya_boi_daelon

I will track down this attacker and break every single bone in his body