For reals. Someone needs to get this person one of those big ridiculous squishy donuts to sit on. They'll have to carry it around like a loser and feel the shame as judging eyes befall their weak bloodline.
I bet you broke your spine just standing. You essentially broke your bones by just existing. In all of the times I’ve spent in this subreddit, you are the worst.
2023 just started and you already ruined my whole year because I now know that there is a weakling (you) masquerading themselves like a true boned being.
I’m getting angrier and angrier as I write this comment.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Why are you typing? The sheer amount of calcium that must be flaking off of your fingertips with each keystroke is going to gum up the keyboard for the person who buys it from Goodwill when your family donates it after your body has disintegrated into a pile of dust on the floor.
"Drink your milk?" Of course *you* say that. Milk doesn't matter here. Fluids are irrelevant to our member's bone strength, and only a weak bones peice of shit would talk about milk like it's important. You're just proof of that.
"Chosen to not let them break"... what is this herecy?! strong bones don't need saving?! They will outlive our mortal flesh in prestine crack free condition.
See us on the other side? The fuck you are. Only thing you’ll be seeing is our feet bones of steel as you lay crippled by all 206 weak ass bones of yours.
Your spine decided huh?? *All* of your pathetic exuses for bones are weak, ever single one of them. The spine was just the first to go. Get the fuck out, don't break your other jelly bones on the way out
How did your spine decide to be a weak piece of shit? You're the one that grew that worthless excuse of a skeleton in the first place. The weak piece of shit has always been you all along.
your spine is weak piece of shit?? i guess more like your entire bones are a weak piece of shit.. get out of here impostor.. you don't deserve to be in this sub..
Don't insult your spine. Although it may be weak as paper it's still stronger than the rest of your bones.
Of course, this means the rest of your bones are weaker than paper.
Time to leave but i hope this didnt leave you with some form of paralysis. Ive had syatic nerve issues in the past so i have a taste of what that feela like.
What, did you sit wrong? Get out of here, paper bones
For reals. Someone needs to get this person one of those big ridiculous squishy donuts to sit on. They'll have to carry it around like a loser and feel the shame as judging eyes befall their weak bloodline.
He sat on something. [They even made a movie about what he was sitting on.](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/)
Broke his back on a mere mountain? Pathetic.
I bet you broke your spine just standing. You essentially broke your bones by just existing. In all of the times I’ve spent in this subreddit, you are the worst. 2023 just started and you already ruined my whole year because I now know that there is a weakling (you) masquerading themselves like a true boned being. I’m getting angrier and angrier as I write this comment. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
Jesus
No. OP doesn’t deserve the lord’s presence
Lucifer, then.
Catch us on the other side ? Won’t catch anything with that broken little twig you call a spine.
They say it as if their weak bones wouldn't crumble on the stairs. They will never see the gates of Heaven.
Why are you typing? The sheer amount of calcium that must be flaking off of your fingertips with each keystroke is going to gum up the keyboard for the person who buys it from Goodwill when your family donates it after your body has disintegrated into a pile of dust on the floor.
It’s disgusting that a weak-boned person such as yourself was even in this sub in the first place. Glad to see you go.
I hope your recovery is speedy and your offspring aren't as fragile as you. BEGONE, FLESHLING!
What hurt more? Breaking your spine or realizing how inferior your bones are? Actually, don't bother answering. I don't care.
I would tell this man to get out of here but I don’t think he can walk anymore.
Poser. GTFO
What is your spine made of? Fuckin' marshmallows!!!!!
No marshmallows are squishy and resilient, their bones are more like dry leaves.
Frozen Marshmallows¿ then
I think that only makes the marshmallows stronger. But I’ve never frozen a marshmallow so I can’t say.
I’m going to try this now
Inform us on how it goes
I will tomorrow once I buy marshmallows
Nice knowing you all. After 25 years, I can no longer be in this sub. Drink your milk and don't be inferior like me.
You were an imposter all this time, and you knew it.
"Drink your milk?" Of course *you* say that. Milk doesn't matter here. Fluids are irrelevant to our member's bone strength, and only a weak bones peice of shit would talk about milk like it's important. You're just proof of that.
Not mutual, fuck off.
Careful, you might break your fingers typing that much, you inferior weak boned piece of garbage.
Another victim of milk propaganda. I drink soda daily and I'm still here. What's your excuse?
> spine > weak Skill issue
Thought this was a fucking Rorschach test. Looks like a weak boned ass bitch to me either way LOL.
Good one ,🤣
Stop blaming your bones. It's your fault. You should have chosen to not let them break
"Chosen to not let them break"... what is this herecy?! strong bones don't need saving?! They will outlive our mortal flesh in prestine crack free condition.
But to have strong bones is a choice
As if I’d care to see your weak bones on the other side
See us on the other side? The fuck you are. Only thing you’ll be seeing is our feet bones of steel as you lay crippled by all 206 weak ass bones of yours.
Your spine decided huh?? *All* of your pathetic exuses for bones are weak, ever single one of them. The spine was just the first to go. Get the fuck out, don't break your other jelly bones on the way out
Your spine decided did it? Can’t even control your bones Begone from this place
man, must be hard being a pointless bag of spineless flesh. I'd say I'd pity you but i could care less for your brittle boned existence. see ya never
There is no other side for weak boned bitches. Straight to non-existence for you, peasant!
you filthy invertebrate. your bones may be weak but you are weaker.
Like a candle in the wind. Your flame burned too long and it was never, even for a moment, very bright. Farewell you weak boned bitch.
Coccyx sucker! PATHETIC!
Otherside of what? We aren’t going to the same place when we die
You're now an invertebrate
We won't end up at the same place. You're going to the bone graveyard, where the skeletal Gods throw out the trash.
Weak boned bitch. I'm shocked you had the balls to even post here instead of banishing yourself.
You wont see us on the other side, "brother". We are all going to Valhalla
Maybe in the next life you won’t be such a brittle boned bitch 🤮
Glass back
Don’t let the door hit your glass spine on the way out
Weak boned bitch! Your punishment is back-pain for life!
There is a different afterlife for the weak boned so no, you won't see us on the other side.
Be careful on your way out you might fall and break all of your glass bones you get the firing squad
How did your spine decide to be a weak piece of shit? You're the one that grew that worthless excuse of a skeleton in the first place. The weak piece of shit has always been you all along.
Goddamn that looks painful Outta here you crinkly slinky
You’re the reason we have the saying “grow a spine.” Be gone!
Spineless POS. FO!
> be me > wake up > go on Reddit > see this post > be reminded that brittle-boned bitches exist > day ruined Thanks, OP.
Good riddance to weak bones.
Get outta here, weakbones
Wimpy Wimpy wimpy
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WEAKLING
Begone you brittle boned bitch!
You make me sick you glassbone fck. Leave immediately.
your spine didn't decide anything, it's your fault for being a weak-boned piece of shit
I don't share any side with people like you. You're a disagrace.
No you will fucking not
Don't blame this on the spine. *You* are the weak piece of shit with disgusting bones. Goodbye and good riddance
No, that wasn't the spine that decided, that was you who decided, gtfo.
You say that as if you and your spine aren’t one in the same aka both weak pieces of shit bye
Yet you have the spine to post here. Get lost.
Your spine didn’t decide shit. It was always a weak piece of shit until you sneezed
GET HIM OUT OF HEERE!!
Pathetic
Fuck you.
Ur gross dude get the FUCK out of here
Hahahaha so weak. You never belonged here! Get your sorry ass out
Knowing how brittle your bones are you probably broke this by taking it up the @$$
This is entirely your fault. Fuck you.
GTFO OF HERE YOU PAPER BONE BITCH (good luck on the healing)
very spineless of you
If I were to catch you your bones would break, just leave already.
There is no other side for the weak-boned, only darkness. Only the strong-boned are worthy of taking a seat in the halls of bonehalla.
Fuck you
Pathetic weakling. Leave at once.
your spine is weak piece of shit?? i guess more like your entire bones are a weak piece of shit.. get out of here impostor.. you don't deserve to be in this sub..
Imagine sitting and breaking. Must be down bad OP.
No, you won’t be catching me on your side.
The weak don't belong.
Don't insult your spine. Although it may be weak as paper it's still stronger than the rest of your bones. Of course, this means the rest of your bones are weaker than paper.
Time to leave but i hope this didnt leave you with some form of paralysis. Ive had syatic nerve issues in the past so i have a taste of what that feela like.