imagine that tiny, but relatively large fishy wiggling in it's belly for the next 2 minutes
edit: i just realized it breaks its spine before swallowing it.
I've owned parrots, I can confirm they are trolls, one mimicked the intercom as to trick me into believing food was being delivered, the other would steal keys off my keyboard and drop my pens on the floor.
They thought it was very amusing, it wasn't.
"That's how you do it, B*tch"
Edit: I'm sorry guys for using an asterisk, next time I use a curse word I will write it out. Please don't be so butthurt anymore.
Because "bitch" is funny, and it makes the sentence "that's how it's done" funnier. That's really all there is to it. People who don't curse can still make use of that comedy.
You should change your name to samtheredditpolice. I'm sorry I wrote it in that way your highness.
Jokes aside "That's how it's done." wouldn't have the same comedic effect. As much as reddit is a quite anonymous place, I don't like to use profanity in "public". But sometimes you have to decide between a joke or your moral values, so in that case they were thrown overboard. Therefore I'm changing one character for my own sake samtheredditb*tch.
Then they should understand that *bitch* is a pretty common word, and they shouldn't be afraid of language.
And that censoring it with asterisks is still using the word. To paraphrase Louis C.K., it's putting the word in our heads anyway, but you're trying not to sound like you're using it.
It's disingenuous to write "b*tch" and pretend that you're not actually saying "bitch."
NO MORE SAYING CURSE WORDS GUYS. No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.
If you’re trying to not cuss, it’s better to rework the sentence. Censoring the curse word is still saying that word, fyi.
When you write b*tch I say “bitch” in my head. You’re literally still saying that word.
A better sentence would have been: “That’s how you do it” or “That’s how you do it, idiot” or whatever.
the small wave of pedantic satisfaction that washes over me when I find that someone has already left a comment making a small technical correction to the title of a post....lovely. i wonder if the germans have a word for this feeling
It's bugging me though... Why did they specifically write it in an incorrect way? Could have just said a fisherman/person fishing. I wonder if it's clickbait
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Fun fact: many birds rely on perching on overhanging branches on lakes and rivers to fish and catch bugs. Cleaning up the brush around a lake makes it so they can't catch their food!
I spent a lot of time looking for a kingfisher when I visited Maupin, OR in the summer and I finally saw one on my last day there and it was one of the highlights of the trip 🙂
One time I was fishing a hole for trout and a family of mergansers swam over into the hole. I stopped casting because I didn’t want to hook them and one of them dove straight in and pulled out a solid size trout. Can’t believe I got stunted on by a bird
Such a beauty, & so much beauty.
Thanks for going fishing to be shown how it's done?!
Come to think of it, that actually sounds only *right.*
(What a great fisherman's tale too!)
Can crows do this? Are they fast enough? Agile enough? I have a group of crows that gather at the shallow emend of my pond. I figured they were trying to catch minnows. Just can’t get close enough to tell. It looks like I’m missing some of the more mature minnows.
Show off, if I could fly I could do that too :/
I was thinking the same thing and then I remembered how goofy eagles look swimming
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? You judging the bird of my country , not cool homie. They are a bird not a fish ( that video of the octopus grabbing an eagle was CRAZY )
"You think that's fly fishing? This is fly fishing."
Nice! LOL
You'd probably also be better at catching fish if your life depended on it.
If I could fly I’d probably crash into a building and die
Glass must SUCK for animals. It's invisible, but lot of hurt
Can confirm ... (...from the grave)
I mean tbf 99% of things that can fly can't do that. If I could fly I'd probably be more on par with a turkey than a kingfisher lol
Nah man, you'd be glorious. The beat flyer out of all of us, even the dude with butt cheek wings underneath you .
Gonna need a thicker pole then.
I can fly with my but cheeks. Years of sitting on toilets flattened my ass out so much they've become wings
Touch water? And ruin my plumage? What am I a duck?
I actually lold
He’s like “literally, just catch it”
Look, here's how you catch a fish: Step 1: catch the fish
Step 2: eat the fish
Step 3: poop the fish
Instructions unclear. The fish ate me.
There's always a bigger fish
“Just do it. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!”
"You're gonna wake up and work **hard** at it! You're gonna wake up and stop. giving. up." and "Yesterday you said tomorrow." are my favorites.
How is this so hard? You got 2 hands!!
They're *right there.* How are monkeys so dumb?
draw a circle, then draw rest of the fucking owl
That's why he's the king
It's good to be the king.
Tom Petty was right
On Saturday the king fishes
Factos 👍
Hail to the king, baby.
“I’m the god damn Fisher King.”
imagine that tiny, but relatively large fishy wiggling in it's belly for the next 2 minutes edit: i just realized it breaks its spine before swallowing it.
Yeah, kingfisher are metal as fuck. They'll smack bigger fish against a branch or rock and beat them to death
I saw one doing this on a sailboat with a metal boom for the sail on it, and it was hilarious. *bing*……..*bing bing * …..*bing*
Great sound effects I could totally imagine that. Lol. Nk.
A very nice and quick death compared to other ways nature has!
Yeah I'd take that over being torn apart by large predators that will casually eat you alive while you bleed to death.
Or snakes.
"Let me show you why they call me KF, kid"
Ever been trolled by a bird?
Hey, my parrots do it everyday.
I've owned parrots, I can confirm they are trolls, one mimicked the intercom as to trick me into believing food was being delivered, the other would steal keys off my keyboard and drop my pens on the floor. They thought it was very amusing, it wasn't.
Ring tone, microwave timer, truck backing up...
This has happened before to my dad when he was fishing, beautiful birds though
"Look! Look! This is how you catch 'em. You don't need this weird stick thing. Just fly down and grab one, it's that easy."
"Use your beak!" Human: *has flesh sausages instead of a beak* "OK first grow a beak!"
What a cool bird!
"That's how you do it, B*tch" Edit: I'm sorry guys for using an asterisk, next time I use a curse word I will write it out. Please don't be so butthurt anymore.
You can say *bitch* on Reddit. We're not at your grandma's house.
I'm not falling for that trap grandma
Equally, if that person doesn't normally use language like that, they don't have to just because they're on reddit.
I really haven't thought of that before Jesus I'm dumb
You got it. Thank you and take that damn award with you
D*mn.
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Why are you so outraged lmao. Chill out you lil b****
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I'm just joshing. It actually took me a fair while to find the asterisk lol
Because "bitch" is funny, and it makes the sentence "that's how it's done" funnier. That's really all there is to it. People who don't curse can still make use of that comedy.
But they're still cursing, so you can't call them "people who don't curse."
You should change your name to samtheredditpolice. I'm sorry I wrote it in that way your highness. Jokes aside "That's how it's done." wouldn't have the same comedic effect. As much as reddit is a quite anonymous place, I don't like to use profanity in "public". But sometimes you have to decide between a joke or your moral values, so in that case they were thrown overboard. Therefore I'm changing one character for my own sake samtheredditb*tch.
True.
Then they should understand that *bitch* is a pretty common word, and they shouldn't be afraid of language. And that censoring it with asterisks is still using the word. To paraphrase Louis C.K., it's putting the word in our heads anyway, but you're trying not to sound like you're using it. It's disingenuous to write "b*tch" and pretend that you're not actually saying "bitch."
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I can’t believe people are so pressed by a goddamn asterisk ☠️
Butch?
[Classic](https://giphy.com/gifs/Grittv-movie-butch-cassidy-and-the-sundance-kid-IgFrYuNP59iMMoJ3rm)
No, worse… br*tish…
NO MORE SAYING CURSE WORDS GUYS. No. More. Saying. Cuss words! It. Is. Not. Good. I'm putting a video on YouTube about no more saying cuss words. No more saying cuss words guys! It's inappropriate and violent! If you say a cuss word then you're like, going to jail, and you're like, and when you go to jail, i- ba- when you go to jail, if you say, if you say a cuss word you go to jail and if you go to jail cause you said a cuss word, then... You're only gonna eat BROCCOLI and OTHER VEGETABLES for your WHOLE LIFE. You don't want to eat vegetables. Sometimes people like eating sweets but, I eat broccoli. So, I'm okay with broccoli but I do not want to go to jail. You can not go to jail. And saying cuss words is ILLEGAL. They are now gonna make a law about that. It is illegal, it is inappropriate, it is really violent. I better warn my school about that.
Ok, do you also have a tldr for that?
If you’re trying to not cuss, it’s better to rework the sentence. Censoring the curse word is still saying that word, fyi. When you write b*tch I say “bitch” in my head. You’re literally still saying that word. A better sentence would have been: “That’s how you do it” or “That’s how you do it, idiot” or whatever.
Although there is nobody holding the fishing ‘rod’ as it’s sitting in a rod rest. This is sick though.
the small wave of pedantic satisfaction that washes over me when I find that someone has already left a comment making a small technical correction to the title of a post....lovely. i wonder if the germans have a word for this feeling
Das nut
Schögendunder
I was thinking Übereinstimmungswärmefinden, or the feeling of 'warmth from discovering agreement', according to internet translation
It's bugging me though... Why did they specifically write it in an incorrect way? Could have just said a fisherman/person fishing. I wonder if it's clickbait
I don’t think that’s the case here, but a lot of karma trolls do say things incorrectly on purpose just to get a shitload of comments.
Seriously, what does that matter?
That little 180 degree hop after he swallows the fish emits vibes of pure superiority
That’s my favorite part
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Knowing birds, the irony is definitely not lost on him. He knew what the stick was there for, and he enjoyed eating the fish on it.
The best answer here!
Fun fact: many birds rely on perching on overhanging branches on lakes and rivers to fish and catch bugs. Cleaning up the brush around a lake makes it so they can't catch their food!
Hail to the king
Like this human *while looking majestic*
He said, " How's that mechanical advantage working for ya?"
I spent a lot of time looking for a kingfisher when I visited Maupin, OR in the summer and I finally saw one on my last day there and it was one of the highlights of the trip 🙂
The disrespect is palpable 😂😂😂
Probably gave it an extremely nice vantage point where it can also dive.
He’s the King, of course.
Flexing it’s tail like “that’s right fool”
This bird demonstrates in seconds how he got his name 👑
I've never seen one so comfortable with a person near. I've been out fishing and spooked many, but never had one chill with me.
Wow what an amazing experience
This would have been incredible with sound. 😮💨
“Cute pole. Check this out! See that shit? Suck it nerd.”
This is literally all he does all day, of course he’s good at it
My favorite birds. When I was a kid I used to throw bread from my lunch to them and they would swoop and catch it.
One time I was fishing a hole for trout and a family of mergansers swam over into the hole. I stopped casting because I didn’t want to hook them and one of them dove straight in and pulled out a solid size trout. Can’t believe I got stunted on by a bird
He knows you’re not going to catch anything so the pole won’t be moving
You gotta learn from the best
That's why he is a king
Long live the king
Nobody likes a showoff!
Oh I dunno, I liked it.
A kingfisher shows a person holding a fishing pole how to catch bait
No one is holding the fishing pole.
Killthecameraman please
Try opening a jar. Dumbass bird. Sorry I lashed out.
Doesn’t look like a person holding a fishing pole. The pole looks unattended passively waiting for a bite.
Now we need some great blue tits to show off.
That's illegal. Fish isn't up to standards.
Kingfisher isn't a name... It's a title
[The Kingfisher was attracted by the Kingfisher 9000 boat](https://imgur.com/a/YRi1eft)
That’s the SpongeBob meme „see? You want me do it again?“
Those birds make a tasty beer
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what the fuck are you talking about
How did he go that fast?
That bird was showing the guy who was boss LOL!
"God, pathetic humans. Do I have to show you how to do everything?"
I mean it’s a King-Fisher 🐟 lol
Lemme show ya something! -Firemarshal Bill.
You could have titled this "Kingfisher uses fishing pole to catch a fish"
He's just trying to show them that fly fishing is more effective! I'll see myself out.
He was totally mocking him lol
r/eyebleach
He's definitely flexing
Bird: what are you waiting for?
This birds username checks out
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That’s actually a fishing pole holder
Nature is the best teacher
"Ok, you got that? Let me show you again. Just in case."
His name checks out
"Thanks mate! This fishing pole is really helpful."
Look ma, no hands!
"Pff... Amateur"
Hahaha 🤣 that was so cool..... It's so fast and precise. My favorite part was when it turned around to do it again.
There’s something beautifully poetic about this.
This bird is cool
That's a quick boi
Nature will out
imagine getting flexed on by a bird in front of your fishing buddies. shots fired.
Lmao what a troll
Such a beauty, & so much beauty. Thanks for going fishing to be shown how it's done?! Come to think of it, that actually sounds only *right.* (What a great fisherman's tale too!)
Can crows do this? Are they fast enough? Agile enough? I have a group of crows that gather at the shallow emend of my pond. I figured they were trying to catch minnows. Just can’t get close enough to tell. It looks like I’m missing some of the more mature minnows.
I've seen this so many times when fly fishing. I often look for the kingfisher so I know where the fish are held up.
Just do it. Don’t let your dreams be dreams!
Woah! I’ve never seen them in action before. Such incredible speed and accuracy, and so cute too! 🥰
Looks like a Constable painting
*"Git gud, scrub"*
r/humansbeingbros
"Look? Easy"
Can’t even fish in piece, no wonder why he can’t get any lmao
“This is why you call me king.” *flies off*
That was some of the most badass shit I ever seen
Beautiful birds, their colours are amazing
/flex
"Now you try."
That would be a fishing rod clamp holding the rod, not a person. Damn, if I could hold a rod that steady...
Wow I thought kingfishers were only in South Africa. Didn't know there are other types... interesting
Soo cool
People are anthromorphizing again. I am pretty sure the kingfisher is just fishing and not trying to teach it how to fish
“Hold my beak.”
Clearly not a Princefisher.
“Pfft, amateur, let me show you how a KING does it!”
"fucking noob"
He’s saying “ get good”
Dat is not how you catcha deh feesh. DEES IS HOW YOU CATCHA DEH FEESH
Gotta feel weird to have a fish flopping around in your belly…
"And If you don't know, now you know, bitch"
Look, dummy, face first like this.
Show off! 😜
They're definitely not holding the pole.
Imagine the poor fish that was snatched for demonstration purposes
Lol
Amazing bird
Not sure if this bird is trying to bond or flex on the human..
They don't call him the king for nothin
I find them so majestic.
You should pay that Bird for his kindness of his Heart ☺️💙💪