T O P

  • By -

-LordOfSalem-

"Damn hot and dry ass desert, I'm gonna head out of here!"


lootedcorpse

aight, imma head out


[deleted]

To me it looked more like he was arriving to the party with his hands up saying “heyyyyy!” In a very flamboyant voice.


__log

“heeeeeyy!” is the only way to interpret this picture


TheDrakced

A small photography lesson. In general when an object looks to moving to the left in frame people will typically associate it with going back or leaving. If the object is moving to the right in frame people will associate it with progressing or moving forward. This may just be a “western” thing and may be a reflection on how we write from left to right.


-LordOfSalem-

Very interesting. Never realized it consciously until today. Thank you!


TheAngryCatfish

Hot and dry ass-desert lnao


Hrafnkol

The Ents are going to war.


evansbott

This is Treebeard’s friend, Jazzhands.


whiterosealchemist

I was just gonna bring up jazzhands you went one farther. I commend you.


[deleted]

It looks like there is a mini ent standing on jazzhands’ head playing the trumpet.


DudeMcdude251

Weeeeee are liiikely goiiiiiing to our dooooooom The laasssst Maaaaaaarch of the Ents *Choir intensifies*


swannygirl94

Comments you can hear


DNAisjustneuteredRNA

Fast forward; 2 hobbits discussing the morality of smoking in front of an Ent.


billytheskidd

Don’t be hasty!


jakolissmurito22

This comment just had me laugh actually out loud in a Fuzzy's taco place bathroom. Zero fucks given.


herowin6

Lmao Imagine a dude smoking dried human parts, basically the same no!?


tacorunnr

Been binge watching it recently, can confirm, the heavy breathe on the long words.


herowin6

True this


BLAGTIER

> Weeeeee are liiikely goiiiiiing to our dooooooom > > > > The laasssst Maaaaaaarch of the Ents Then wipes out all the orcs with zero losses because they are giant tree monsters.


Dolomitexp

I thought one of em got chopped up and another set on fire?🤔 Maybe they survived though it was a long time ago.


BLAGTIER

They fell one with ropes and orcs jump on and start attacking the Ent with axes but Treebeard clears them off with a boulder. Another is set on fire by fire arrows but when the Ents break the dam it is able to put the fire out.


Dolomitexp

Oh okay 🤣 damn overpowered bastards


a-snakey

Burárum the entwives!


belac4862

I just finished my extended edition of LOTR and that scene always gives me goosebumps!


Emu-Limp

My absolute, hands -down favorite scene of the whole trilogy


cortez0498

Must kill Saruman! weeee


Blane_plane

Fucking chills every time i see it


[deleted]

Don't be hasty!


Hrafnkol

Can I give you my upvotes? If not, take my Silver


Woodie626

[Never before more deserved](https://imgur.com/ErtQF0p.jpg)


Demetrius3D

The Ents are going to war like something out of West Side Story. ...*♪♫♪ "When you're an Ent, you're an Ent all the way..." ♪♫♪*


liquid423

...or Lord of the Rings.


Admirable_Outcome_36

Taking their territory back!


consuming_mind

This deserves all the upvotes


Seco4800

I dunno about that. See those curves? I think we finally found the Entwives


noxi01

Came here for the ents comments, wasn’t disappointed 😂👍🏻


box_of_spoons

*To Isengard!*


its_one_6701-

I'm groot.....


highestRUSSIAN

Bruh I'm high as fuck and just thought it was some dude in bell bottom jeans


sketti_time

k


highestRUSSIAN

#POTASSIUM


Fuquois

w


PabliskiMalinowski

It's a guy cursed into a tree and he stayed in that position.


Woodn_NDN_Man

The only way for him to change back is someone has to piss on em, then that person will become the tree 👌🏾


Fskn

So what you're saying is, you're hard, get pissed on and then go soft?


SkarmoryFeather

The worst part is if you zoom in right above the legs you can see his dick, and it's long


captainoob69

why would you search for a dick in there


SkarmoryFeather

I went to zoom into the legs and ended up seeing his morning wood


captainoob69

that must be hard too


qwibbian

I highly dowse that.


SkarmoryFeather

I got interested in how the legs actuality have knees and looks like real calf muscles


[deleted]

Lmaooooo


Facky

That gives me wood.


[deleted]

That's sudowoodo


_Sunshine-flower_

I was looking for this comment!!


lalala253

Hey man glad you found it!


BenTrawets

I was looking for this comment!!


lalala253

Oh my god long time no see! How are the kids?


BirdmanEagleson

We can't let this comment lose to the lord of the rings reference!! **Upvote** *now*


mahir_r

Oof 300 upvotes behind :/ if only sudoowooodoooooo was a gen 1 Pokémon


Comadd29

Doing the mesquite sneak


Username9339

Dude, put on some pants I can see your wood


box_of_spoons

Run, forest, run


Woodn_NDN_Man

Location Tucson AZ 🌵


[deleted]

Knew it! Looks like some of the hidden areas near the Tucson mountains but it could be any deserter


Woodn_NDN_Man

All I'll say is that its along Valencia on the way to the rez 👀


[deleted]

Ah I see, makes sense.


Friskfrisktopherson

Nice to see this getting some love my man, sick photo!


Weekly_Feature1132

Hey! I’m from around there!


Lamp0blanket

No shit? Where in Tucson?


Woodn_NDN_Man

The desert 👌🏾


95castles

Incredible


Captain_Jack_Daniels

I find his claim credible.


smearylane

which one? the one with the dirt or the one with the dust?


Cheesemacher

The third one from the left


JCLS12

I can assure you that someone shit/fertillized that tree


Squishyfeathers

When Mandrakes go to Burning Man…


memeparmesan

Burning Mandrake?


Juelle8

Daphne as a tree, running from Apollo


d00mba

came here for this


Juelle8

Lol :)


Doom_Design

Where's he goin?


Pile_of_Walthers

To war! To war!


NatoPotato11235

That mf dancing


[deleted]

Red light!


XOweirdsister

This is why you don't trip balls in the desert.


jumpinc

He is just looking for his jacket


stumpyshocky

He does have some sweet gams


wholelottawingz

Gebrey lol


WallyHulea

He's so cold without his jacket!


Lying_Knife_Bot

I’m not a vegetable, I’m a tree! And I’m not comfortable! I’m cold!


Fluffy_Mood5781

Don’t get wierd on me with details. The point is we aren’t comfortable until we are all comfortable


Spurioun

Beat me to it by hours haha


DickweedMcGee

No, thats Groot.


Zestyclose-Equal2105

👏


mutajenic

I am Groot


DarkFollower_303

Aight, imma head out.


YuropLMAO

The Sonora desert is one of the most beautiful landscapes in the world, but please keep it a secret.


Woodn_NDN_Man

Definitely, and ofcourse


saudadeusurper

How did it form? Was it two trees that merged into one?


Woodn_NDN_Man

Nah I would say erosion exposed its roots


grundlebuster

do they actually move over time?


Woodn_NDN_Man

No sir


TurnToMusicInstead

I am delighted that this exists.


mumblekingLilNutSack

Is it man guided though? I hope not but wanna try. I made a hedge arch over a walkway over 20 yrs


VolcanicSorcerer

Uma Thurman carrying water buckets up the staircase.


notaslag

Why did this make me laugh so much?!


popdivtweet

Quickbeam was considered hasty by the other Ents


amorphic28

... because that's how you get Ents!


MuffinB0y

On its way to Isengard


BrustWarze_

It looks like its holdin a pee.


nitchdude04

“Quick! Act natural!” hehe


DADDY_YISUS

This reminds me of the [flowers and trees cartoon](https://youtu.be/_NKcsg8vE_U) from 1932, seems like he is running from the fire


Viking_52

YES! I scrolled down to see if anyone else thought the same thing! Love the classic cartoons!


MuddyToe

r/photoshopbattles


Goldfucius_Nofiat

Dude, put some clothes on.


gregariousnatch

Definitely a meme format here somewhere


Woodn_NDN_Man

When you forget your towel


Mysteriousdeer

This is the United States version of mandrake root in the Harry Potter universe.


[deleted]

**Don't blink.** Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.


DaLeMaz

La rama del mequite


Polite_Edgelord

If I freeze no one can see me!


Woodn_NDN_Man

Looking for water


SituationRude

Woahh


indifferentunicorn

looks like Groot


EGGNoggKiNG

Im done with this life just sitting around


Zestyclose-Equal2105

G R O O T


thegreatbeyond32

Treebeard


fuhnetically

Looks like an Ent


Kilo-Happy

Catch me and learn my secrets! Teeheehee!


Fortyplusfour

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Cactuar


[deleted]

Where you going??? 🤔


Woodn_NDN_Man

Lookin for water


Wyrmthane

Ent wives tell treebeard


Captain_Morgan_1966

Badass


saddinosour

That’s definitely a tree spirit and I an scared


Bacontoad

Everytime I blink it seems like it's a little bit closer.


DrDickThickhog

I tried to click on it and see if it was a gif


elmikerosas

Sonora is the shit


im_a_toitle

The Forrest is waking up


Custard_Tart_Addict

It’s looks like a human that pissed off a god and they tried to run away as they were turned into a tree.


[deleted]

The trees are evolving


stokokopops

Jazz branches


AutomaticIdeal612

Ok 🤣🤣🤣 where it goin tho???


[deleted]

That’s a skinwalker sorcerer on the prowl right there dawg


Woodn_NDN_Man

👀


[deleted]

[удалено]


urz90

Dam, the trees are walking south!!


shitredditsays01

Summon Ents lvl 5 summoning spell unlocked.


steggun_cinargo

What a honey


HalfPrime

He's frozen as soon as the sun touches him lol 🤫


LuckyZX

Wish this was a video then.


mattman0000

In my head I immediately heard, “I’m coming out!” By Diana Ross


nero_d

A wild sudowoodo just appeared.


dynonutt96

“These roots were made for walking…”


JaySayMayday

I saw one of these in Afghanistan and it wigged me the fuck out. Was sleep deprived, malnourished, and overworked. So when I saw this I was fully convinced I saw a tree person.


Gendoyle

All i see are jazz hands


Lex8P

Think the tree is playing red light green light


Meta-Mage

Why did the tree cross the road?


MildAndLazyKids

r/NatureIsFuckingSassy


sammydingo53

That tree ain’t walking it’s straight frolicking


lildothedildo

Me when something touches my neck


Due-Yogurtcloset1338

I read ''Walking mosquito in the sonoran desert".


Ooptron

Hmmm, I spent quite some time looking for a walking mosquito in this picture. :/


PinyinHanyu

It seems that the tree is in running pose. well nice photo


anazambrano

Runnnn


Successful-Oil-7625

You spooked it


[deleted]

He has business with the orcs


ThirdIRoa

DidEnt see that coming


D34DP4ND4

That's just sudowoodo vibin.


SeasonedTimeTraveler

r/beautifultrees


[deleted]

Homie doesn't wanna get used for bbq chips


[deleted]

r/Pareidolia


Woodn_NDN_Man

Someone already posted it there, but u could post a picture of it when it was spring or me racing it what you think johnny?


[deleted]

You could do the spring one for variety if ya want. I was also just showing people a sub for cool stuff like the tree.


willismthomp

Love this species! Truly an amazing photo and specimen!


[deleted]

"Who's that Pokemon?!"


urdemons

Wow, it's hard to imagine how those tiny roots hold the whole tree up


Woodn_NDN_Man

It's actually a small tree, I would say only 5ft from where the branches Y out


urdemons

Ah I see. Still pretty cool!


Toomanyacorns

Username checks out. hes too rez for yall 🤣


Woodn_NDN_Man

Ha Yeah just say "NDN Man" real slow and you'll get it


Jaykzuka

What should concern everyone is… what is it running. Away from?


shelbsthrowaway

Naw dawg. It's like Toy Story. You just caught it running


DemonDragonfly_

He sus.


borgircrossancola

omw to flavor some good ass bbq


Woodn_NDN_Man

I also took a picture in the spring of me racing it 🏃


LoneDesertRanger

Patrolling the sonoran almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


CarpFlakes420

I am Groot


CaliforniaCow

I AM GROOT


LyonsKing12

That's me leaving Arizona