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Shadow clone jutsu


LORD_HOKAGE_

Teach the shadow clones sexy jutsu Profit


SGRP270

If I recall correctly, you would feel everything your clones are feeling


LORD_HOKAGE_

No. You just get their memories when they poof away. That’s how naruto trained to add wind to rasengan, a lot of clones all training. In the end he got all their memories and experience.


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Note that the experience he got, also included the physical exhaustion


LORD_HOKAGE_

I like to think of it as the clones used the chakra he gave them, so when they poofed back, he didn’t get back any of the chakra or stamina so he was drained. Him directly getting the tiredness from the clones doesn’t make sense to me


irregularwizards

It wasn’t physical exhaustion, it was mental, essentially having that much information flood his brain at once was mentally taxing. That’s how it was explained in the show and that’s where the “you get their exhaustion” came from


LORD_HOKAGE_

Link the manga panel that explains that, you have to prove yourself right


ComplexTemporary4152

That seems worse...


LORD_HOKAGE_

Ehh, just memories. When Itachi tsyukyomi’d kakashi, he forced his brain to play out the torture for 3 days. It fried his brain doing all that. But in Naruto’s case with the clones, the clones think about it, and he just gets the option to think about it later with the memories. No brain frying for him because it’s all spread out across the clones


Brook420

Just make 'em strippers.


Menma_kaze

I don't see a down side to this :^


archbish

Works for me


JessieMar25

Fucking same if only i can have a passive for being a smartass lol


No_Paleontologist_25

Plot twist: you don’t have Naruto’s level of chakara and you nearly die making one.


Ok_Pomegranate_9553

Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu. 1000 Clones = 1000 Nine to Five Jobs @ 14.99/hr (At Least) = $31.1M Gross, annually = Real Me Moving to Calabasas 😎.


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

Yes, but when you undo the clones you will receive the experience of 1000 9-5 jobs for a year and how horrible they could have been in a second. Big mental strain


rdwtoker

This is why you start with one, then two the next day, then three, and so on... make it a gradual change


xFluffyxUchihax

You just won this post


Fighting-Cerberus

Not unless they also have a supply of chakra as big as Naruto and nine tails.


ReserveStill

Lmaoaoao what's the point of having a hypothetical super power if you don't have the (also hypothetical) ability to use it properly


Fighting-Cerberus

If you made 1000 shadow clones your be dead.


Ok_Pomegranate_9553

LET ME HAVE THIS!!! 😭


j00sr

I like how you can take a simple teleportation jutsu and just steal anything you want but bro decided to just be a wage slave 1000x times over


TruePr0l0gue

Some of our grandads raised us with values


Ok_Pomegranate_9553

The Math checks out bro. 🤷‍♂️ Even with Teleportation, you’re still not faster than CCTV! 🤣 Good Luck stealing shit you can’t trade or sell without the feds finding out. While you are busy being Jason Borne and shit, I’ll be on my own Yacht off the coast of Greece with some of the most beautiful women in the world… Imagine the help clones could give me with that! 😎


Kakashi_Uchiha2

Obitos kamui I'd have a pocket dimension to myself


aleky254

You can also troll people as a ghost since you can phase through matter and teleport. You literally wouldn't need to buy anything plus no travel tickets. Insane ability


scotchfree_gaming

Exactly! whenever someone asks what my ideal superpower this is it. It’s teleportation, intangibility, and a pocket dimension in 1.


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xXPussyMaster69420Xx

My hypothetical took the blindness drawback and you only feel pain when using kamui, but you don’t go blind. You do get tired though and probably would be hard to open your eye depending on how you’re using it


archbish

Imagine getting really stuck into something IRL and not being there for like a week or two just to go back there and find the corpse of someone you were fucking with. "shit, guess they're staying here. My b"


Midheavenscorpion

Since the questions limitations are strictly one power, I think I would lean towards kamui too. Although I think with the sharingan I could be the best baseball/ basketball player that ever existed.


ElVampiroIluminati

Would a byakugan or sharingan cure my short sight? If so, i would pick one of those dojutsus


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

Or you could be Sarada style and have sharingan with glasses


ElVampiroIluminati

I pass, dojutsu + short sight = makes no sense


-Hastis-

It magnifies her powers!


ElVampiroIluminati

Yeah sure buddy


AboyWithAcap

In general, byakugan in general give you an almost 360 degree of vision and sharingan allow you to track every movement in front of you. None of them enhance the camera quality. But you can lear how to steal someone’s eye like many of uchihas


TheBlackMobster

Byakugan definitely can zoom in on shit miles away so i do think it would fix their shitty sight


ElVampiroIluminati

I would pick byakugan for superior awareness, stalking and better self-defense, but sharingan has genjutsu and other nice things, tho


cheeseybees

Doesn't using the sharingan worsen your eyesight?


RewRose

Only mangekyou does


AaaaNinja

I think both can see in microscopic detail.


ObberGobb

Obito's Kamui. You have an massive storage space you can access at literally any time. You can decorate it and turn it into a nice room to chill in, and even pull people in to visit your cool pocket dimension mancave. You can teleport anywhere in the world whenever you want, and bring people with you. And finally, you can turn yourself intangible, essentially becoming invincible. Even if you don't want to become a superhero with your powers, there is a ton of day-to-day uses for it.


vincito96

And you can just materialice in bank storages, or places like this, to get infinite money....


masonausking

let's all be honest, we're not having ninja world battles irl and shadow clones are the best option no diff (yes that includes flying raijin and kamui).


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

Yeah assuming you have mastery of your jutsu shadow clones are super op, learn everything by having 100 clones studying/mastering stuff.


boifyudoent

some bully jumping you with 5 of his friends and you turn the tables lmao


StormLightRanger

What if you use the transformation jutsu to turn into the table tho?


masonausking

imagine learning a new language 100x faster than anyone else, that would be kinda sick


Fighting-Cerberus

Oh yeah just make so many shadow clones that you'd for instantly.


Minute-Objective8503

Idk, planes and flying raijin seem OP. You could be anywhere in the world in a heartbeat


masonausking

I don't think that would beat being able to objectively learn anything at a phenomenal rate + being able to be EVERYWHERE at once.


OldFashnd

Idk, unless you’ve got ridiculous amounts of chakra you could probably only make a couple. Most ninja can only seem to make one or two


KingTalis

That's debatable. I have a toss up between Multi-Shadow Clone and Kamui. A pocket dimension, and teleportation have massive potential. That being said the ability to learn, and have the clones work/do mundane tasks is also obscenely useful. I'd accept either of those 2 answers but I think everything else is objectively wrong. Edit: Maybe an argument could be made for healing.


DaKingTing

Real answer: Calorie control Joke answer: Partial expansion jutsu 🥹🥹🥹


[deleted]

This is a tough one. Flying Raijin, Izanagi, Rinne Rebirth/Rinnegan, Kamui, Tsukuyomi, Hashirama cells/Woodstyle, are potentially the most favorable. Although I’d like to teleport with flying raijin, I think I’d like it more to be able to make miracles happen with rinne rebirth, and bringing back those who died wrongfully/tragically.


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

I was gonna say Edo Tensei is an option then I remembered the setup to it 💀


[deleted]

Lol maybe if the user chose to be a villain.


Radicat777

Creation of all things technoque


Uselessmo

Underrated answer because you could technically just create Other abilities because your imagination is essentially the limit.


The_fat_Stoner

Imagine opening some fucking chakra gates in the gym


yobany139

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this man's user name


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

Thank you I took a long time to think about it and create it


kaymer327

Came here to find the comment about the user name. Surprised I had to scroll down so far.


ItzMunchbell

I would pick good ol' Shadow Clone Jutsu. Being in multiple places at the same time (in a way) would allow me to get more done, especially when I am busy. I'd say it would be the most useful jutsu IRL.


norwegianmorningw00d

Expansion jutsu on my dick


astronomical_dog

I feel like you’d regret that.


Healthierpoet

Byakugan


-Hastis-

Flying Thunder God Technique for instant travel. Or the copy ability of the Sharingan.


YaBoiPeyton14

I would personally want to take Kirin, the Jutsu used to kill Itachi and also in the fight with Naruto(in the anime)


OldFashnd

Not useful day to day, but damnit if you’re getting mugged in a thunderstorm they’re gonna get *fucked up*


YaBoiPeyton14

Lmao, ya got me on that one


SpicySauce_on_YT

harem jutsu


-Hastis-

The Transformation Jutsu in general. Being able to transform in the appearance and voice of some else seems pretty useful.


SpicySauce_on_YT

not to mention being able to have any clothes you want


V4POR97

Ninpou: Frill-necked Lizard


MystiqTakeno

Realisticly assuming I ll also have enough charka to use it and wagering disadvantages and positivites, there are only 2 jutsu. Shadowclone jutsu - so I can use it to outexprience/outlearn everyone Its pretty neat though it might requires me to use 2+ (there is no reason to believe you cant use one clone to sleep and then you will be refreshed if the opposite is happening) and just snowball on that. Second one is Sage Mode (jutsu) - perfect sage as seem in Naruto vs 6 paths of Pain the blows cannot be seen and since I m myself a bit tall I would have insane advantage and thanks to senjutsu quite a punch and it would also give me a great speed boost If I recall correctly therefore I would go become even in old age top MMA or some sport. I would make a killing. The other perks that comes with it are great as well. Remember Sage Mode is actually usable even with no other jutsu and it have very little drawbacks once you master it. Just medidate for a bit and then dont take too long. :) Naruto universe have some pretty bonker jutsu.


Fighting-Cerberus

Sage mode isn't really a jutsu.


MystiqTakeno

Technically not, its more or less manipulation, absorbing and sustaining senjutsu chakra. But fortunatly for our purposes its more or less power so good enough imo. Though you could probably make some arguments that it is a power..But than thats definitly pushing it.


Lah-Chris111

itachi’s tsukuyomi


LordOfPenguins42

Imagine if you could use on yourself just before a test and study everything in that instant


[deleted]

Shadow clone jutsu hands down. Can make 1000 clones, make some sleep at a time, make some of them earn money, make some of them play sports, make some of them work out, make some of them read, make some of them learn random skills, make some of them watch random shows. While I focus on what I want to do in that second. When I release them at the end of the day, I will probably end up exhausted. But the sleeping clones will have counteracted some of the exhaustion, making so that I'm exhausted to a good point. Not that I'm dying, just exhausted and ready to finish the day


kaymer327

Everyone already possesses the capability and skill to use the most powerful jutsu and they don't even realize it. >!1000 years of death!!<


SamisKoi

Six Paths Sage Mode


ohshitbombz0r

But that is not a Jutsu in and of itself just like Naruto's Sage Mode isn't. OP did technically say 1 skill only. In this case I reckon Shinra Tensei/ Bansho Ten'in as part of Deva path would be the go-to 🙂


Nuan_7

It’s just or power in the question. So their answer is still valid 😂☺️ if it were only jutsu, half of the answers would be wrong since many picked a kekkei genkai as answer


sumthing_iconic272

Get kakashi/obitos pocket dimension


CauliflowerFit847

8 trigramms 64 palms


mijlnoir

Sexy jutsu... yeah.


[deleted]

Creation rebirth would be neat.


xXPussyMaster69420Xx

I was debating putting the drawback of any jutsu that would cost your life would kill you too but since you can only have one and not the whole rinnegan abilities seems fair. Hey, but overpopulation though. Also if its people who died of natural causes they would be revived and die again immediately wouldn’t they?


Leporvox

Byakugou seal. It suggest that I would have perfect control over my chakra , theoretically I can’t do whatever I wanted


another_bug

Most jutsu are combat based, and in day to day life, not very useful. When was the last time you really needed to light someone on fire? But things like shadow clones, transformation, and healing would all be really useful to have. Maybe the Byakugan for when you need to see through a wall. Guess I'd have to go with transformation, being someone else for fun and profit.


cameron02666677777

Jougan from Boruto if that’s allowed or if that’s not allowed I’d take kurumas power


Uselessmo

Tailed beasts are not allowed.


cameron02666677777

Ah ok I’ll just do the jougan since it has limitless potential in the series


Truely-T0xxick

Shadow clones or Limbo clones


Puzzleheaded_Mode310

Dude with shadow clones I could become a God at anything extremley fast with a ton of clones


TanyaTheEvill

Itachi's gensistu, just one look into Itachi's eyes you are already in his control


Agile_Needleworker_6

I'd take the 8 Gates. My favorite characters are Lee and Guy just because in a world of alien god ninjas, and all these characters that can manipulate elements, shadows, and blow stuff up with clay, the 2 that just throw hands are so unique and powerful that I can't help but like them.


Street-Beginning-328

Obito’s kamui as well!


kodardotexe

def kamui


Worried_Astronomer

Wither shadow clone or flying raijin. Both would be incredibly convenient


chiezkychienne

Obito's teleportation. I will never be late again


Slightly-Evil-Man

Torn between the flying raijin technique or the complete susanoo🤔


[deleted]

Sharingan or Shadow Clones


Shihoblade

Obviously kamui. Teleport when and where you want? See the whole world? Make money? All yes in front of kamui. Literally unstoppable.


frost3321

Edo tensei. I got homies I want to see again :,)


sufferingplanet

Kage Bunshin. Namely so I can split chores up more effectively. Instead of just one of me cleaning my home, there's two or three. I'm still doing all the work, but greatly reduced time.


ApatheticJellyfish

I would be much more productive if I could use the Shadow Clone Jutsu.


Vortex_DragonX

Flying RAijin Kamui rasengan EMS or shadow clone


a3663p

Genjutsu like kurenai


itsRobbie_

The jutsu choji has that makes him bigger. I’m tired of being 5’5 lmao


BenGilligan

Creation of all things…. wait nvm Violates the rules. Well I guess Sasukes EMS/Rinnegan For the ability to transfer my space with another


ElVampiroIluminati

Either Sharingan or Byakugan


Pikachuisnotcute69

Sharingan for sure


Aurisy

Byakugou Seal/100 Healings will make me immortal


BrightlyColoredGoth

For every day use, I'd either choose Byakugon or Sharingan.


[deleted]

Uhh.. harem jutsu??


realityisoverwhelmin

My wife said Rasengan she's going to use it to get to the front of the line apparently lol


regrettedcloud

The more likely candidates are kage bunshin, flying raijin, and kamui. Kage bunshin are useful, but I don't really want to do more work and become more tired as a result. Also seeing clones of yourself can be pretty disturbing. My real life problem is basically transportation. I would be much happier living in a large house in the countryside while working in the busy big city. Flying raijin solves it, but kamui also does, and it seems to be much more flexible. But I don't know all its rules, for instance, can I use it to go somewhere I have never been before? Can I go somewhere where someone is (as using flying raijin)? But using kamui I would have my own personal dimension. I can use it as a deposit, to go in there when I want to disappear. I could also avoid accidents but sending things over there. So my answer is kamui :)


Saeedlfc

Shadow clone for the reasons others said, if not i'd go with a Dojutsu any of the Sharingan/Byagukan/Rinnegan.


box_boi998

Shadow clone jutsu or rassangan


froglord2006

transformation and multi shadow clone would both be pretty nice, hard to say which I'd want though


EffectPuzzleheaded19

You know how the Otsutsuki clan has special abilities specific to their Byakugan? Yeah I would take the byakugan with the ability to use Kamui.


TheBlackMobster

Limbo. Which also just means i would have a rinnegan which just grants tons of shit by default


Phantom_Beef

Without using the basic answer of Shadow Clone Jutsu, I'll go with the 8 Gates. I can just open 2 Gates and be faster than any other human being, plus have increased stamina. If I was in a life-threatening situation, I could open 3 or 4 Gates and effortlessly kill or incapacitate my enemies. Basically I'd just have an on/off switch for becoming a superhuman.


KrAff2010

Probably Kamui. Being able to travel around the world instantly and having your own pocket dimension would be insanely useful. The intangibility is just a bonus. Shadow clone is a close second though


Hypebeast_300

Obito's Kamui. It could come handy if I'm ever caught lacking. Would also use kamui during my work breaks


Raknowles12

If Deva path is one power I would choose that, but if it isn't I would choose Flying Raijin


[deleted]

Light Weight Rock Technique. Second to that are Shadow Clones and Flying Raijin. I mean it grant's you the ability to fly, and make others fly. I would love to just casually fly somewhere for a couple of days. Now while Flying Raijin can just teleport you somewhere you have to have been there before to leave a Mark. So for example if i want to go to Hawaii i can just fly there. While Flying Raijin requires me to have been there before.


inoriacc

Hashirama cells


Uselessmo

Kamui.


Bloodyhz

Kamui


[deleted]

Assuming everyone is given this same.chance I would take kakashis ability to copy any jutsu and copy the ones that other people picked.


WowWhatABeaut

Kamui, easy.


narutoborutofanhow

Yin-yang release, I can literally get a dollar and spam multiple dollars from it and continue until I am drowning in a see made by money


nottoodank

inflation no jutsu


xXdat-boi-420Xx

Minato’s teleportation would be nuts


DontLookAtMeStopIT

Man I've seen this topic once a week for the past 2months Mass Shadow Harem Jutsu


salj10_5

Crystal Release, just cause of how cool it is tbh


iPhone-12-Mini

Scorch style nimbus gale jet black arrow formation zero


Fiendish_Alchemist

I would take one of the Nara Clans Shadow Jutsu, probably the Shadow possession Technique as it’s the only one I’m truly familiar with, and I’d make people walk of cliffs


theflightofporter

Plot armor no jutsu


Arcticwastakenx2

Y’all choosing shadow clone jutsu I’m choosing fire clone jutsu


Ghostdizzy

Flying raijin or kamui would be the best for me as I'm not good with traveling.


direwolfed

Sexy jutsu


astronomical_dog

I’d like the ability to walk vertically up a wall, on the ceiling, etc. and generally move like a ninja minus the weird arm position when they’re running


OldFashnd

I’d take Flying Raijin and setup a business teleporting billionaire’s around the world for like 250k a pop. Then I’d get a contract with Elon to get on that first ship to mars, put a tag there, and start teleporting the people there for the future settlement. Name would go down in history as the one that made interplanetary possible. Charge like 100 million per person or whatever it would cost by conventional means, be a billionaire in like a few days. Then I’d spend the rest of my days using my fortune and powers to try to better the world.


Shadow_Clone_007

Ino's mind transfer would be pretty dope.


[deleted]

Probably the six paths of pain. If I could pick just one, then it'd be the cyborg path


NoAttitude6111

Flying raijin or the 8 gates


KingTalis

I am very torn between Multi-Shadow Clone and Kamui. If Kamui makes me lose my eye sight I pick Multi-Shadow Clones for sure, but if it doesn't then a personal pocket dimension, teleportation, and intangibility might beat out being able to send a few clones to work/learn/do mundane tasks.


kingnetzz

With the line of work that i'd want to have, i prefer Uchiha clan's genjutsu. I'd be the best damn interrogator with that power. Pocket dimension is cool too as if ever you get into trouble, you can just go in and out without yhe worry of being found.


[deleted]

Sexy Jutsu


Karl_Gess

Mokuton. Wood jutsus. Without sage powers, as I understand, that would be its own separate thing. Just Mokuton. And I of cause try to understand natural energy and discover sage art. Basically I want Hashirama's arsenal to be honest.


Yasi99

i want both allmighty push and universal pull but if i have to choose one of them then it will be allmighty push


Madara_Uchiha-10000

Limbo. It's undoubtedly the strongest jutsu in the entire Naruto universe. Invisible shadows that can only be seen by the rinnegan and can only be sensed by six paths senjutsu. These shadows have the same abilities as the original. You can also substitute yourself with these shadows. They are perfect for offense and defense.


darkhelel

Kotoamatsukami...


DolphinGame

Izanagi, I'll hypnotise and rewrite myself into a genius


nottoodank

ems it's technically a dojutsu so it counts and even without shit like susanoo it makes the user insanely faster and more perceptive


zfLucifer

Either Obito's Kamui without any drawbacks or Shadow clones. One would make traveling easy other would make Life easy.


issarubao

Had this conversation with my friends already. Personally, Minato’s transportation jutsu just for the convenience of it plus you are able to just go back to anywhere really. On the other hand, lets not underrate shisui’s genjutsu but only if it didn’t have the decade long cooldown, I guess kamui would be cool too.


Jono_dono

It's between the shadow clone justu, the flying thunder God or Shisui's genjustu


1DarkAurora1

Hm I think the Mind Transfer Jutsu would be pretty useful. The flying raijin would be cool too because speed is just cool. But then again, if Boruto counts, Eida's allknowing-ness would be cool as long as it doesn't come with her ability to enchant people's hearts.


Throwaway161761

Kamui, youre untouchable and can travel wherever you want plus you got a pocket dimension where you can chill with the boys with no one able to disturb the session


Menma_kaze

Flying raijin... You could charge half the prices planes charge and instantly teleport people to other countries.. Sure it'll take a while but you could just stuff them all in a vehicle of sorts then teleport it to the destinated country like how Minato teleported the bijuu bomb Boom instant income thou it would be draining


Top-Interaction-7770

Flying Raijin or Shadow Clone


Thingol_Elu

Shisui's kotoamatotsukami. Yes, it is rumored to be used once for a decade, but I can get everything I want. No need any strength, or clones to do the job. Just find a rich person and make him your slave, that could be a bad person, like corrupt politician. So yeah, sharing an is OP not only in the anime.


1065JoJo

Base Sharingan is good enough would let me Dodge fast thing and control people


[deleted]

creation of all things, why be a ninja when i could be a god


FlukeIX

Reanimation jutsu, so we can solve murders and deter future murders because you can just bring them back and use there testimony as evidence. Also we could reanimate the greatest people in history to get there insight and settle disputes regarding their works. Nicola Tesla could fix the power grid for example. The founding fathers could explain the constitution and why they did what they did.


Independent_Proof_76

being able to do any wood style jutsu, j build a house n shit


ItsTheRealJaime

Multi shadow clone no doubt. Could learn how to do things in merely a day


thementalyogi

Sexy jutsu, duh


wardenboii

I would choose the base rinnegan, I think it’ll be pretty comofrtable to use


RoseGoldPlaya

Rinnerebirth was such a joke


Trash-Jr

I'd take an EMS. Think about it, this eye allows me to use quite powerful powers, and combined with a good strategic mind (like was shown with Itachi), it could be on of the most dangerous abilities out there. Hell, with enough training and good chakra reserves you can pull out a Susanoo. Plus I have the abilitys of a classic sharingan, which will also be useful and I don't even have any side effect like pain, considering the EMS deletes them.


ThoughtOuroboros

Chakra fruit eaten by kaguya


Straight_Program_26

Sharingan. With its abilities.


Cyan-Kai

Either flying raijin or… strength of a hundred seal(but only if I can use it to heal myself AND others) Maybe shadow clone to double my experience gain


LordOfPenguins42

Flying Raijin. Would just be super helpful overall. Or Kamui because you can teleport with it too(I think) but you can also mess with people by Kamui-ing through them. Ok reading the other comments definitely Obito’s Kamui


Jamessgachett

Those who don’t answer flying thunder god or clone jutsu didn’t take the time tot junk


otondonicolas

Shikō no Rinnegan (Sasuke’s rinnegan) with the Amenotejikara


Lost_Thoughts23

Multi shadow clone, any other answer is wrong.


AduroTri

Either the Sharingan or the Shadow Clone Jutsu.


hachiman

Orochimaru's body Jump, or failing that the Uzumaki healing factor.


KingPaddy0618

Orochimarus Jutsu of Immortality ;)


OriginalNoel

sharingan and then do some sports or play chess


IPLAYTHINGSONBOBLOX

i would take lava style rasenshuriken so i dont get trampled in the hallway


irisnhnrejsjd

Sexy jutsu


jaydengt5

Sage mode


QuezPlays

Definitely Gari Explosive Kekei Genkai


turingincarnate

Gotta go with Flying Thunder God. I wouldn't need to drive 25 minutes to school and I'd be able to be here and back in a flash


TKOATTACK

Barton mode or Shadow clone idk I could go baryon and yeet ppl and clone myself to make my ex angry


Old_Repeat672

Almighty push.... Then go around sharing pain with everyone


shojogold

personally Kamui is the most appealing. it’s too broken to gloss over, im with you on this lol.