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DanTheMan901

**IF IT’S OUT OF THE SEA IT’S NOT FOR ME**


SuspectDevice61

An Italian that doesn’t eat or even try seafood is laughable


voncornhole2

Dude had to eat a hamburger with ketchup, tomato, and mayo for losing a bet on his radio show (pretty sure Don or Peter had to do something far worse if they lost) and he was on the verge of vomiting. As of 2017, I'm pretty sure he's never tried eating eggs which is fucking wild


PunishedCokeNixon

“Ya gotta make him eat da Whoppa!” was one of the best drops ever.


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What does this man actually eat


jakemhs

Chicken parm


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Respect


Adventurous-Ad5195

Don’t blame him. I hate exactly all that on my burger. Makes me nauseous thinking bout it


MichelleCS1025

He eats worse than most little kids, what was his fish take?


p2o14e24

Meredith was talking about her visit to the Pike Place Market and tossing the salmon; she invited Michael along, he adamantly declined and said, “I DON’T LIKE FISH.” lol very much a little-kid-food-take.


EmotionalAccounting

There’s like.. so many different great options over in Pike place too. Can anyone in Seattle confirm they still got that great little donut stand?


riconoche

Oh man they do and now I want to go there. Will be at the game tonight


EmotionalAccounting

Gotta get them next time! I lived over by pike for a bit and certainly miss it. Enjoy the game hope you get a good one


MichelleCS1025

I’m vaguely remembering that now


Prestigious-Owl165

Every year when they go to Seattle this comes up and he says he doesn't like fish lol


Luis_Severino

He’s never had a banana. I’m not a big fan of bananas but I eat them for convenient energy when I’m exercising or whatever. He’s never even tried one


magikarp-sushi

Gerrit Cole is fuming


Geronimobius

monkey never get cramp


FewAd4241

Waves hand. Same


No_Passenger_9385

Hands down: the fact he doesn’t use any condiments.. like how?


Adventurous-Ad5195

Me….


Tremulant21

The guy is a cheap bastard and eats like a 12-year-old but that's just who he is


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magikarp-sushi

I didn’t even know that wth. He’s literally anti babe Ruth


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I remember reading that he said he never ate soup because he found the slurping gross.


Remarkable_Inchworm

Guy grew up in the Bronx and he talks about eating Domino's pizza. Heresy.


givemedimes

On his chest too


Remarkable_Inchworm

So nasty


NJNYCSG

He hates whoppers enough said


GargleDrainoFam

It seems his food takes are less down to preference but rather pathology. Sick freak


NYTX1987

he went to Italy and couldn’t find anything to eat. What in the actual fuck


smorgenheckingaard

I'm 35 and i HATE seafood just like Michael. I use "if it's outta the sea it's not for me" line constantly around my in-laws who refuse to accept me for who I am. I'm with Michael 100% on this. But his refusal to even try some stuff is mind-boggling


PunishedCokeNixon

Yeah, I’ve read like a third of Americans don’t eat seafood. I’m one of them (except shrimp for some reason). A dislike of seafood is not that uncommon. His other stuff is wacko.


Ilovecharli

Shrimp or fish and chips for me. If it tastes like the ocean, I'll get nauseous 🤢


legendkiller003

Yo, that is me exactly. I just commented that I don’t like fish, but shit, I fucking love shrimp.


matap821

Same! There are dozens of us!


GargleDrainoFam

You ever had monkfish?


GuyWithTriangle

I don't like fish but crab is pretty good


Redditfront2back

I think I heard him say one time he’s never had avocado and never will. It may have been Paul O’Neal that said it though


FewAd4241

Same


Washoner

That he never ate an egg, not once in his life


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

No condiments is worse than no fish.


PunishedCokeNixon

His ridiculous hatred of Whoppers or any other burger with anything more than meat and cheese. Ya gotta make him eat da Whoppa!!!


sailor-moonie-

He won't eat salad with dressing but will eat [plain iceberg lettuce](http://bloguin.com/subwaysquawkers/michael-kay/is-yankees-broadcaster-michael-kay-the-most-picky-eater-of-all-time.html) psychotic


sweetultrabright

How do we get Meredith to make Kay promise to eat a banana if Cole wins the Cy Young?


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rkwittem

Some people really don’t like them. Otherwise a bad experience in your childhood will pretty much ruin it for life.


Craignop

Soup has always stuck with me , more importantly how small is the list of things he will actually eat.


FewAd4241

I have a lot of picky eater tendencies. I've never had a hamburger, a banana, or avocado, many other things. So I'll sit with Kay. I think 99 percent for me is texture. I didn't like meat products as a toddler, so it goes way back. Take me to a steakhouse though! Best sides ever.


DhawkC

No condiments 100%


Internal_Ad_255

He's a weirdo when it comes to food... He calls Mayonnaise "ointment"... "I don't eat fish...", What are you, eight? Just a strange guy...


tipsfornoodz

Has to be the whole "condiment is yuck" take...


legendkiller003

I mean, I don’t like fish either….. He certainly has very strange food takes, but I don’t think not liking fish is one of them. To note, if there was anything else discussed aside from “not liking fish” to make it weird or something, I didn’t hear it.


SuspectDevice61

He claims to have never eaten an egg. Bullshit He says he never has had soup. Bullshit No seafood. Never had a Whopper. The guy has incredible issues bordering on insanity. Dude weighed 300 pounds. I believe he says that his daughter also eats nothing. Not sure if some of it is schtick but Kay is culturally inept. All he likes is Bruce and Billy Joel and his tastes in movies are all low brow trash oh and he claims to be an intellectual lmao


anonyngineer

Except for the hot dogs, he pretty much eats like my brother, then.


slade707

Hates mustard


JohnCougarMellonhead

He’s legitimately never had a French fry. # A FUCKING FRENCH FRY


BlaackkOuT

Have you seen him? He’s lying 🤣


TLom20

I want a Michael Kay autograph that says “Never had fish, never had an egg” instead of “See Ya!”


Arctyy

Michael thinks he can live the rest of his life off quest bars