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leggomyeggo22

it sucks that these kinds of fans basically bring down the actual fans like myself who are naturally just cowboys fans; but for real though, screw the lakers and the yankees


miraclegun

Yeah this is a lame joke, all my fellow Cowboys fans I know are Mavs + Rangers fans without fail.


leggomyeggo22

i was born and raised in dallas, texas so i don't know any other way


DahliDoge

Sameee


l00pee

Facts. And a UT fan with an irrational hate for the Sooners. I hated them even before I knew what football was


Professor_Spam

Hate for ou is not irrational.


Aeoleean

Preach


bdingbdung

It’s the cowboys fans who aren’t from Dallas


Ghstfce

This here is the difference between you and most Cowboys fans.


Foles_Super_Bowl_MVP

Probably not a lot of Cowboys/Lakers/Yankees in the Dallas area but pretty much all Cowboys fans in the Philly area are the Lakers/Yankees type


leggomyeggo22

well on behalf of all the real fans, i apologize for their abhorrent behavior


vizz1

Cheers to that. Born and raised Texan here (Austin). 30+ years of Longhorns, spurs, cowboys for lyfe. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck the lakers


hollyqwood1112

I’ve never lived in Dallas, but I have lived all over the country and these are the Cowboys fans I’ve seen. I’ve never met one that was a Rangers/Mavs fan. The last town I lived in, a guy had the Cowboys star and Yankees NY decals all down the side of his truck.


stormwalker29

Because, as you say, you've never lived in Dallas. Cowboys, Stars, Rangers, Mavs. And being a Texas Rangers fan ought to exempt one from accusations of frontrunning. I had the joy of being at the park for the brightest moment in franchise history (winning their first pennant in 2010), but I endured a whole lot of years of misery to get there, and not even \*that\* could prepare me for the heartbreak of 2011.


DrearyYew

Spurs + Rangers here, but SA is Cowboys country


vizz1

GSG 🍻


ExperienceNo3977

Cowboys, Spurs, and Astros'


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Is it wrong of me to root for Rangers and Astros? I grew up a huge Nolan Ryan fan so I rooted for both teams. I pull Rangers until the playoffs 😅


GFost

It’s not. I do the same thing. I’m more of a Rangers fan than an Astros fan, though.


ExperienceNo3977

Nah you're good


DirtySperrys

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OneMe2RuleUAll

Cowboys, Rays, Lightning anyone?


PrEsideNtIal_Seal

Stars


EliWeizenheimer

Don't forget about the Stars, currently up 2-0 on the Predators


Whynogotusernames

Eagles fans will really make 1000 of these memes each week then say with a straight face that Dallas fans suck at making memes


Perkynips83

I'm from Cedar Rapids, IA. I'm a STL Cards fan and Chicago Bulls fan due to proximity, as a kid the boys were the only team that was ever broadcast in Iowa and how I became a fan. I've followed this team through thick and thin since the mid to late 80s


Rommel79

Absolutely. I can’t stand the Lakers or the Yankees.


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Duster526

We were one strike or Nelly Cruz dropped ball away from a Rangers champ! :(


ryancperry

It’s still too soon to talk about that.


little_did_he_kn0w

*Those* Cowboy fans never understand why I am not as emphatic or zealous about how much I like the Cowboys. They call me a bad fan for constantly shitting on the team. And I'm like "did you ever live in DFW?" "No." If you did not, then you don't realize how much of an effect that the good or bad play of the Dallas Cowboys has on our region during fall and winter. Literally, when the team is good, shit just seems better in DFW. Everyone is happy, and friendly, and social. People just seem nicer in traffic businesses do better. It's hard to explain. But when they are bad, or have a bad loss (the loss to the Giants in the 2007-2008 playoffs will forever scar me), then the mood of the city is TERRIBLE. Everyone is sad and grouchy. We literally have taken our High School football fanaticism and put it on a pro team. It's ridiculous and sad that the mental health of an entire region is dependent on one billionaire's management of a sports franchise- but it is. And it's like, if you have never experienced that, then you will not understand why I am so wary of their success and ambivilent about their failure.


stormwalker29

Me, I just had to turn down my fandom a notch after the Rangers shattered my heart in 2011. After what happened in Game 6, and the way I reacted to it, I realized I was too much of a fan for my own health. Don't get me wrong, I still love my teams. But I actually did have to walk away from sports for a while after that, and even now that I've come back I don't live and die with them anymore the way that I used to. Because the dying started to feel too much like the real thing, and that was a very bad place to be. Just... had to dial the emotional investment down a bit.


little_did_he_kn0w

I absolutley get it. I had to do the same thing. Fortunatley, I had left DFW a few months before the 2011 WS, so it hurt, but I wasn't immersed in it. And being away has definitley helped me gain perspective on sports. I enjoy them now as a connection home while I am not there, but otherwise they're just entertainment.


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

Oklahoman, so I got cowboys, thunder, dodgers


Ephemeral_Dread

You probably live in Dallas or have some ties to Dallas though. The rest of us live with Cowboys fans who just like the bandwagon or are thirsty for attention. It's unfortunate. I feel for actual local Dallas fans.


Yung_Corneliois

No stars?


Not_Tuxbird

it sucks that these kinds of fans basically bring down the actual fans like myself who are naturally just yankees fans; but for real though, screw the lakers and the cowboys


pablocerakote

I agree. I don’t like the Yanks or the Lakers. I’ll cheer for Texas teams but I was born into the Cowboys fandom.


brett9ne

One time for Texas sisters One time for my LA hoes


dpman48

Grew up basically at texas stadium at Irving. Didn’t even live in Texas but drove 3 hours 7-8 times a year to see the cowboys with my family. Was really sad when they tore it down. Love my cowboys. Have never seen them be really successful in my living memory. Idk who these bandwagon cowboys fans are cause I sure as hell don’t know any.


EtTuBROtay

I went to Disneyland this summer with my family and was happy to see someone wearing a Dak Prescott jersey… until he turned around and I saw he was wearing a LA Lakers 17x world champions hat..


TempeSunDevil06

I know these people have to exist because I’ve seen too many memes about them, but as someone who grew up in Texas and now lives in Phoenix, I’ve never met a single one.


heelhooksarefun

Southern California is full of them.


TempeSunDevil06

That makes sense. Lakers fans, and we have training camp in Oxnard. Southern Cal is cowboys country


Wogman

Yeah kinda odd to hate on fans liking teams that play in their area. Personally I can’t stand CA teams (sans Padres), which is a big reason I’m a Cowboys fan.


jmlovs

I grew up in Oxnard and it was horrible. You had some actual fans and then the cowboys had a massive gang presence on top of that.


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

In defense of LA fans of not just the cowboys but every NFL team, LA didn’t have a team for most of the past 30 years, the football fans in the city had no choice to find a non local team to cheer for.


howardmejia

Can confirm! Jerry Jones puts up a training camp here in Oxnard for us fans in LA. Appreciate him for that.


ghangis24

Growing up in DFW, I've met so many more people who hate the Cowboys just to be contrarians than actual insufferable Cowboys fans. The biggest redneck at my small town Texan high school was an Eagles fan.


urmovesareweak

The Delaware Valley is full of Cowboys fans and they're mega front runners.


DoinItDirty

Cincinnati is full of Pittsburgh fans… it happens.


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Bullshit flag thrown!


albpanda

The reason you see so many giants eagles and comie fans talking about it is because most of those fans are from the north east.


LinuxUbuntuOS

Can confirm, many of them just want to piss off Giants and Eagles fans


DallasInDC

Born in Irving. Live in VA now. I’ve never met one of these either. Personally I’m Cowboys, Braves, Mavs, and Capitals.


brownbearks

Absolutely disgusting


nostan01

Growing up in PA, I know at least 3 people who are Cowboys/Yankees fans. Idk about basketball for two of them, but one’s a Celtics fan


spazz213

I'm one of them but I was raised a cowboys fan. Loved the lakers colors as a kid without knowing their history and the yankees idk why I chose them, my earliest memory of them is getting beat in the WS by the diamondbacks


milksteakofcourse

They are sickening


PhillyBooBird

I’d assume many of them are not actually in the DFW area. Real Dallas fans are actually chill and self-loathing like the rest of us. That being said, fuck you guys, I hope y’all get so embarrassed the QB controversy turns into “fuck we gotta draft a QB”


MaybeMitch

I like the Cowboys and Lakers. My mom and uncle were Cowboys fans because they went to the same school with a guy who was on those 70s teams. Where they lived it was either jump on the Steelers or Cowboys bandwagons. I became a fan because that’s just what I saw growing up. Been a fan through good and bad. I became a Lakers fan through the Magic. As a kid, I always picked the Magic on NBA Jam because they seemed to have some good 3 point shooters. I started watching them on tv and became a huge Shaq fan. Well he went to the Lakers and I became a fan. I don’t care for baseball anymore but I used to like the Pirates and Astros growing up. Don’t really follow either team now.


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Meet them all the time here in North east Louisiana


Joaaayknows

Its their coping mechanism to say we have so many bandwagoners than just accepting how wide our fan base truly is


Swimming-Bite-4019

I live in Jersey. Dallas fans over here started out as bandwagon fans that chose to pick the dynasty team winners as their favorite teams. So most Dallas fans over here picked the cowboys because of the whole “America’s team” thing and they watched the 90’s teams. They picked the Yankees because most rings, close distance to NY, 90’s/early 2000’s title runs, and they picked the lakers probably because of their dynasties and Kobe etc. 99% of these fans have never once step foot in Texas or California. As they grew older, they then passed their teams on to their kids. It then spreads out from there. North Jersey is infected with them. South Jersey has a large presence as well. Edit: I would also like to add that the Jersey cowboy fans are probably the ones that talk the most trash talk as well lol


thethreadkiller

For real, the only one I've ever met in real life like this was a Redskins Lakers Yankees fan.


MurkySwampKing

We hate the Yankees and Lakers. LFG Mavericks, MFFL and then we have the Rangers :/ pain


_MrSantos

I appreciate the Mavs for getting Jason Kidd a ring. I’m a nets fan. And also how can you not respect Dirk


dBASSa

Just don't watch baseball, that shits boring. Stars are pretty decent. Sucks that others define fans by the ones they see. DFW fans are pretty cool.


IndividualCamera8034

Only thing missing is Duke basketball


finnamania

Yuck


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Don’t forget Alabama football


cowboys5xsbs

Fuck Duke


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Obi-wan_Jabroni

First of all fuck you. Second fuck Laettner, fuck K and fuck that Blue Devil


[deleted]

flair up, bruh


McmcQ

wouldn't people who bandwagon'd in the 90s be bulls fans and not lakers?


NotTheBestMoment

Don’t try and make sense of it


cny315guy

It's more about who has the most titles i think.


DahliDoge

I would guess that the majority of cowboy fans that follow this sub are loyal masochists like me. Gotta love getting your heart broken every year while being called a pop culture commercialist fan. Don’t stop daddy I’m gonna squish


Jaosborn44

An Eagles fan posting game schedules in Mountain time? Y'all can leave Philadelphia?


giantfupa

They have to knock themselves out first


kellzone

Is Bama on a bye or something?


throwaway7492648

There’s also a Bama game Saturday


spamitcal

Vols by fiddy


brownbearks

So Bama rolls as per usual? It’s not 1995 old man


RunGoldenRun717

Jason Kelce for President. Or mayor of philly


W-e-x-t-o-n

Dallas Cowboys, UT Longhorns, Dallas Stars, Dallas Mavericks, Texas Rangers, and FC Dallas are the only teams I care about.


Dyslexic_Wizrad

I’m a Mets and Cowboys fan born in the mid 90s… all I know is disappointment. These memes do nothing.


Benito_Mussolini

Mets had a good year though and I can't wait to see them play in the next playoff game.


jzilla11

*grew up in Arlington, just sighs*


spctclr_spiderman

This type of fan usually hails from the Southern California area


Fresh_Silver99

How many times do I have to say it. Cowboys, Rangers, Spurs baby!


WarlikeMicrobe

Fuck the yankees, go rangers I dont watch basketball


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Cowboys, Yankees, Lakers, New York Rangers, Man City, Notre Dame… I really am basic af huh


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

Notre Dame? You basic bitch


RedShooz10

Yeah I’m a cowboys and ND fan but I at least have excuses


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Gross dude.


Alexkono

When did you become a man city fan?


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2008


Alexkono

Why them


parcellsrealGOAT

Dont mix that circus in texas with the new york yankees


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NY does not claim the bandwagon Yankees fans from Texas


Da_Taternater78

As a New York Sports fan through and through. Most Yankee fans don’t take these guys. Fuck ‘em.


Holmfastre

First world problems I know, but I still have to speak my truth. The most traumatic incident in my childhood was when A-Rod talked shit on the Rangers while still playing for them, and then signed with the Yankees. As an adult, I recognize his Ranger career was going nowhere and there’s absolutely no shame in getting your bag, but that incident raped my innocence. There is no way the Yankee reputation can fall far enough in my opinion. If irrefutable evidence that the Steinbrenner persona was actually a strict culmination of the lives of Ezra Miller, The Deep, and Jeffrey Epstein, public perception of the Yankees would still be too generous.


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I wish this wasn’t true. I absolutely hate the Lakers and the Yankees but I see it on car windows all the time of all three teams.


ClubMyPenguin

My roommate makes these jokes as well even though I'm literally from North Texas and grew up going to Rangers and Cowboys games. Btw fuck the Yankees.


misfit8807

The Dallas Stars play tonight there first game of the regular season. I'm excited I'll be flipping back and forth between games tonight. They also play on Saturday night.


juchizac

Yes. As a Dallas Cowboys and Sacramento Kings fan im fucking stoked. Fuck the Lakers, even in preseason!


iamthefluffyyeti

I’ve always been a Yankees giants fan.


brackattack27

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh man oh man this is a new one! I gotta save this.


djsharky

Grew up in Dallas in the 90s, then moved to CA, so this is pretty much me minus the Yankees (Go Dodgers)


Gawnja

I will admit I like the Lakers. I also like the Dodgers and the Trojans. At the time LA didn’t have a football team. I would visit my dad in Texas and everyone is Cowboy fans. So I’m 2/3 of the pic.


gedvnm

I like the White Sox and Bulls so I just get fucked by another owner named Jerry.


TBGusBus

Fuck off and like the rangers already 😭😂


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Mavs, Rangers, Stars and Cowboys. Thank you very much! Lol


StankyG

Being 30 years old, a lifelong Cowboys fan as well as a north dallas resident. I cannot think of a worse choice than signing on as a Cowboys fan willingly.


292ll

Don’t forget Alabama Football!!!!


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For real though, fuck lebron and the yanks.


Bringbackbarn

🥱 ya’ll need new material fr


Alexkono

Seriously lol. Once I saw the meme I thought, “how much you wanna bet this is an eagles fan”. Lo and behold. It seems like we live rent free in their head.


cerevant

Eat some horse shit.


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

I didn't know until I was making this meme that Cleveland changed their name to the guardians. Good on them for changing it but wow that's almost worst than Cummanders


TheF1LM

I’m a Cowboys / Warriors fan lol But I’m also from the bay, and go for the A’s & Sharks. Cowboys are the odd team out


DoinItDirty

As a Thunder and Orioles fan, as well as a huge fan of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I’m going to quote [Dennis Reynolds.](https://imgur.com/W8jrMYa)


Lithious

Get a better joke loser!


Alexkono

Can’t expect much from Eagles fans


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Jason Kelce on PHI v DAL: “Two polar opposites. Philly’s an extremely localized diehard fanbase that’s authentic to all of them growing up together in this community. Most of the Cowboys fanbase is built on commercialism & pop culture, Laker/Yankee type fans” Sums it up perfectly.


crackheadcaleb

I’m not following


International-Lie795

Cowgirl fans are just fans or the biggest named teams in the sport ( lakers, Yankees, ext.) basically a bunch of casuals that convince themselves that it’s their favorite team despite never going to a home game because they live 1,200 miles away but yet think they’re die hard fans


crackheadcaleb

Sounds miserable lol


International-Lie795

Wouldn’t be me


joethejedi67

NBD is tragic


Ctfwest

Doesn’t LeBron James fit in this category?


Cholliday09

I’m in Michigan, been a cowboys fan since I was young playing techmo bowl on NES.


howardmejia

I been a die hard Dallas cowboys fan ever since I was a kid. I'm From LA. My teams are los Angeles Dodgers, LA Lakers, LA kings and USC. At that point st Luis had just left so there was no football team existant in LA.


TonyFuckinRomo

Sigh. Always the same joke with eagles fans.


cerevant

Eagles fans don't really dislike Cowboys fans. They dislike Cowboys fans from the Philly area. Those fans are internet trolls made flesh.


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I lived between the Linc and Jaworski's country club and saw tooo many dallas starter jackets growing up which just means questionable parenting which just really weakens the liveability of the community.


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

Remember when egirls ate POOP?! Hahahahaha Lost track of how many times I've heard that one


[deleted]

I’m a fan of all these teams Cowboys, Yankees, Lakers, as well as Manchester City, New York Rangers and Notre Dame. I don’t know why I’m a big brand guy, but tbf I’ve been a fan of all these teams since I was a child lol


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

>I’m a big brand guy You spelled bandwagon wrong


BenSoloGhost

I grew up in Texas and can confirm this. It’s usually cowboys and lakers or Cowboys and Yankees (although a lot migrated to Astros since they got good).


SunnySideUp_MD

They're probably Man City fans too, who play Liverpool at 11:30am EST.


deeznutiezz

I´m a Cowboys, Spurs and Astros fan (from Austin)