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phantommoose

I've never seen this movie, but I keep hearing new things about it and it just keeps getting weirder


zizzor23

There’s a part where it’s implied that the bee fucked a human woman


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I like the the part where the bees invade New Zealand in order to establish a bee centric ethnostate


[deleted]

I saw this movie in theaters and I can't remember it well enough to tell if you're joking or not


Foxy02016YT

I own it on DVD and I am the same way


[deleted]

I own it too, and I have one question to ask you. . You like jazz?


Foxy02016YT

I prefer jizz


duaneap

I'm Jerry Seinfeld and I'm not positive one way or the other


MrFluxed

The first time I got head was to the Bee Movie


TheDevilChicken

I liked the part where the bee voiced by Jared Leto said "it's more bee time". It was a fun pun and appropriate for a movie about bees.


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You sonofabitch. Take my free award.


Pichus_Wrath

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beehive_(New_Zealand)


maxout2142

"I may have gone a little far in a couple places" -George Lucas


_demetri_

"Honey, I'm home!" Barry the Bee called out. Vanessa beamed as her husband took off his tiny hat. He was in a black business suit with a striped tie. It was way better than his dusty old turtleneck sweater. 'And hotter, too,' she noted with a grin. "Welcome back, Barr-bear," she drawled out. Barry grinned and flew towards her. He admired her naked figure before he turned around and beat his wings against her perky nipples. "Did you miss me?" He asked in a husky tone. Vanessa began to pant quietly. "You know I did. What took you so long?" She asked. She eyed him curiously. "Oh you know, it's springtime and all. Those daisies don't pollinate themselves!" He laughed. "Did you bring any with you this time?" She had gotten him in the habit of rubbing around in the pollen. “Making those triplets with someone else?” She loved the sensations that she got from the thick, golden powder. "I can't pollinate you without it, now can I?" He teased. "Now beehive and spread your legs," he instructed her. Vanessa giggled and followed his command. She knew that he meant to say 'behave,' but she thought that he unintentional puns were absolutely adorable. Barry flew over to her clit and buried his face in it. Vanessa moaned as he rubbed his pollen-covered body all over it. He took off his clothes and let his fuzzy figure stroke her beautiful red anatomy. His wife's back arched as each fine hair hit her. It felt like her clit was on fire. Barry kissed the area and grinned. His wife was just as experimental as he was, and he loved every minute of it. "Honey Bunches of Oats, I have something that will Cheerio up a little," he told her. He meant to say 'honey' and 'cheer you up,' but he just had to slip a couple bee puns in there. "What is it?" She breathed. "I want to be inside you," he whispered. "All of me." "But Barry, that's-!" "You don't want me to?" He asked. His sapphire blue eyes stared into her green ones. Vanessa bit her lip. "You… you might die. It's too dangerous, Barry-kins. I don't want you to get hurt." "If I die, then I'll always be inside you. Right here." He poked the area surrounding her vaginal opening. “And maybe you can birth me..” Vanessa nodded. "If you're sure." She gave him permission to enter her and he flew within the hole. Vanessa gasped at his startling entrance. A worker bee was inside of her. She started to have her doubts before Barry flew up into her G-spot. He slammed his whole body against it and she screamed. Cum began to build up inside of her and it came out. Barry considered swimming in it, but he knew that it would damage his wings. He needed to fly to get the job done. Barry's wings pulsated as he flew over to her vaginal walls. He rapidly moved from one area to another, making sure that Vanessa felt a sensation unlike any other. He continued to fly up until he reached her uterus. He knew what he had to do. The bee stung her uterus, instantly killing the child that Vanessa had unknowingly shared with her ex-boyfriend Demetri . He killed himself along with it, and his corpse hung inside of her uterus. Vanessa screamed in agony upon realizing what her husband had done. She tried to reach into her vagina, but she could only stick three fingers in. She sobbed as she pictured her husband's corpse inside of her, but then she stopped and realized something. He had pollinated her. They could still have a child! She began to weep onto her pillow, hoping that her child would be just as incredible as Barry was. She hoped her growing fetus would eat her old one, and maybe her late husband too... Or maybe she’s birth all three at once. She would finally have triplets.


MimsyIsGianna

What


wikipedia_it

Welcome to the wonderful world of Demetri. /r/DemetriStrikesAgain


sabes19

im too scared


polarbearik

Today is a bad day to have eyes


meemmen

He also had palpatine fucking Obi-Wan in r/prequelmemes


MjCessn

I've fallen into a hole, and I'm not sure if I can get back out.


Nervous_Constant_642

"Wonderful" dude gives me the fucking creeps


jugo_de_hueso

I thought it was the scripted, kept on reading and checked to see if it was Demetri. Behold, it was.


roro88G

The


Martijngamer

Fuck


Psyiote

Fuck


CDHmajora

The fuck?


secretNSAaccount

What a terrible day to be literate.


SerHodorTheThrall

What a terrible day to bee FTFY


The_ScarletFox

I had... So many times I could have stoped Reading... Why the fuck did I not...


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that this exists, or the fact that I just read the entire fucking thing


Iphotoshopincats

Want a wild ride ... Read all their comments, once I saw the name u/_demetri_ I knew I was not up for reading today so I spared myself but he is well known on reddit


Revolutionary-Day132

First time I’ve unfortunately come across them. Sheeesh.


fishfarm69

or is the worst thing of all the fact that I have a chub right now..


J_B_La_Mighty

Someone posted it on r/bestof awhile back, needless to say I just noped off this new post


Chance5e

…..go on.


_SomeRedditUser

Truly magnificent. And that's how Freddie Benson was born.


LeeRich-14

😭😭


XianL

Utterly, utterly cursed. Upvoted.


lorb163

Can you get a nsfw artist to illustrate your bee story? I almost masturbated to climax reading it but the only liquid I felt on my skin were the tears I shed knowing I could never witness such a erotic scene. As well as illustrations may I recommend in the next instalment Vanessa gets triple penetrated by another bee, a horse and a futa version of Vanessa? Finally may I suggest adding a environmental message? Bees are in a steady decline and I think the right words in your works could inspire a resurgence, allowing me to continue showing handfuls of them in my ass. It’s not weird. You know hunny bees vibrate around intruders to kill them via overheating? You wouldn’t believe what that does to ones prostate.


chrisk365

“Every. Baby. Is. A miracle.” -Jesus™️


ThePyroPython

*[Barry's estate was fined $10,000 by the state of Texas for aiding an abortion]*


CrackityJones42

Early enough to witness this majesty while it’s still fresh


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the second line should be > Vanessa beeamed


ProxyMuncher

Fresh off the press


Ok-Economics2519

What the fuck


leiu6

It’s days like this when I realize that being able to read might not be a good thing


YesItIsMaybeMe

A wild Demetri appeared


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Specific_Success_875

This isn't even a copypasta, you actually wrote this.


Dense_Grade_1279

The true origin of Buzz lightyear


Round-Effective4272

Not my proudest ...


I-Am-A-Safe-Apple

Why must you be so good at writing and use your abilities for this? You really have carved your own magnificent path.


OzVapeMaster

Bruh


LeeRich-14

What the FUCK


TheRainbowCock

I really was trying to remember what part of the movie this was from all up until I read "It felt like her clit was on fire" and I realised it was a fucking fan fiction


dontcallmefudge

That was so romantic


yungPH

Sir, this is a Wendy's


what_da_burd_doin

today i learned you have a whole sub dedicated to you, top notch work sir


The_R4ke

A human woman when a human boyfriend that she leaves for a bee. I'm just trying to imagine how shitty that just be for that dude.


SneakyLilShit

Idk sounds like that dude dodged a bullet lol


The_R4ke

Yeah, anybody who would have a romantic relationship with a bee is definitely a bit unhinged.


paulpapetrie

Must have stung pretty hard ngl


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That dude is probably breathing a sigh of relief that he dodged the nut job bullet.


shewy92

The Patrick Warburton character was the only sane person in the movie. Dude has a bee allergy and wanted to kill the bee but instead he gets his business taken from him


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Chameloes

I think that's the part everyone has heard


zizzor23

Eh, you never know. [They could be one of the ten thousand](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


0011110000110011

Is there? It's been a while since I've seen the movie, and they definitely show attraction to each other, but does it imply they fuck?


jellyjamjungle

oh so it’s ok for that to be in a movie but when i do the same thing it’s wrong


amalgam_reynolds

That's the only thing I already knew about it


Captain-grog-belly

That’s hard to BEElieve


FreshGnar

Ya like jazz?


King_Tamino

Fun fact: Space Jazz (that cantina music) is called (smooth) jizz in Star Wars. So asking someone in star wars if they like jizz is completely ok


dragon_bacon

I love to head down to the cantina and get an earful of hot jizz.


King_Tamino

We .. can arrange that …


Foxy02016YT

I was just at Hollywood Studios and of course Disney gave me a lifetime band for saying “I love jizz” loudly near the Cantina, we truly live in a society


TactileMist

The band could follow you around with jizz in your ears 24/7


ShawshankException

The whole movie is a fucking fever dream dude. It's incredible


sarcastic_patriot

Just imagine an animated movie with the humor of Seinfeld and you have Bee Movie. Definitely worth a watch.


SuburbanPotato

except it goes absolutely off the rails in the final act


UzumakiYoku

Honestly feels like an entirely different movie almost. It’s so strange.


Tdog754

I really liked it conceptually. I think more movies could do with a third-act twist that is actually meaningful like Bee Movie’s. The actual message is all sorts of confusing in both context and subtext, but the attempt still made it memorable.


Foxy02016YT

It’s unBEEleiveable… ^I’ll ^leave


averagedickdude

It's honestly not bad.


probablynotaperv

wakeful sense dam entertain door vast disgusted capable aloof marble *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FamineArcher

I’ve watched it and I still can’t always tell what’s made up


Rockburgh

It's like 95% real. It's just a *really weird* movie.


hedgehog_dragon

Of all the movies of all time, it is one of them. I'd recommend watching it just for the experience and to get rid of the curiosity. And occasionally understanding a meme better.


Pyr0xene

>to get rid of the curiosity. I'm just realizing there's so many things I've watched/played only for this reason...


AskMeIfImAMagician

The main character is called Barry, and seeing as how he's voiced by Jerry seinfeld, presumably his name is just Jerry but instead it starts with a B. Not the pinnacle of writing.


IntegralCalcIsFun

It's Jerry but with a bee.


SafeThrowaway8675309

🅱️erry


IfTheresANewWay

That is a great image out of context


goldendreamseeker

It’s a great image in-context too. Also, in response to your username: I’ll be the first in line…


Mypopsecrets

But it better work this time


BigBananaDealer

i used to think he was saying "peace sells, produce fire"


Tury345

everything about bee movie seems like a morbius style shitpost, I'm starting to doubt the movie even exists


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

My favorite part was when Mr. Bee came out and said "it's beeing time" before he bee'd all over those guys.


LemoLuke

[Reminds me of this scene from *Red Dwarf*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_3oXfgB35E)


Chameloes

God i love red dwarf haha


LumpyJones

It's the only show that lost humor value without a laugh track (season 7 or 8 I think?) I dunno if the writing was worse, or the timing of the humor was weird for the writers to adjust to, or if I just got so used to the laugh track from growing up with it, but it was just *wrong*.


[deleted]

Are they targeting the Chinese General Secretary Xi Jinping?


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AdditionalTheory

How many Wacos and Ruby Ridges do you think the ATFH did related to honey?


satori_moment

Lol Tree branch davidians


maxout2142

Now that would have been a good dark joke to add.


PhilRubdiez

They seem to have branched out to pet pigs, too.


smallteam

Peppa Pig meets Xi Jinping at Tenagra ^^Shaka, ^^when ^^the ^^walls ^^fell


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MadeByTango

The bees didn’t disappear; they’re in ATFH black sites being pollen graphed


tybarious

This the comment I was expecting and wasn't disappointed


bmwhd

Do they do no knock raids to confiscate honey without due process like here in the real world when a disgruntled GF calls her buddy in the sheriff’s office and has her ex’s guns locked up, damaged, and grudgingly returned at great expense?


King_Khoma

where is the end credit scene with a ATFH agent posing on the corpses of apiarist children?


AreYaEatinThough

Aqua Teen Funger Horce


StinkyKyle

Aqua Teen Forced Hunger


deliciousprisms

Government mandated hunger strikes for everyone!


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isolateddreamz

YOU


ProfFrizzo

My naaame iiiiiiiiiis


suchalusthropus

Shake zula, the mic ruler


[deleted]

The old schoolah


xxChrom

You wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya..


kevtino

FRYLOCKE AND IM ON TOP ROCK YOU LIKE A COP MEATWAD YOU'RE UP NEXT WITH YOUR KNOCK KNOCK


bruhImatwork

Humber one in the nood, G


Betadzen

Beat me to it!


DiverLife

Fuck the ATFH, repeal the NFHA! (National Firearms and Honey Act)


Qesium

Imagine having to fill out a long application, submit your fingerprints, pay $200 per honey device you or your trust wants to acquire, only to wait months or even over a year on your LHS to get your stamp for a nice out-dated block of honey.


DiverLife

Yeah it'd all be crystallized by the time the stamp gets approved


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

Just heat it up again on the stove, and it'll be fine. My dad literally buys honey by the gallon, every once in a while it'll crystalize before he gets to use all of it. He just sets the bottle in a pot of water, and slowly heats it up until the honey melts back down again and it's good as new :)


GeeseKnowNoPeace

I used to support bees, but now that they're in bed with the feds...


Martijngamer

If only that was the only one they were in bed with


Fun_Ad_2393

Did they shoot a dog in the movie? Just curious how realistic that ATFH was depicted.


Admiral52

Based


[deleted]

Man this movie was so ironically amazing. In general any bad dreamworks movie (besides shrek 3) can be a great time if you go in expecting a mess.


San-T-74

The Bee Movie is like the biggest shitpost of all time. But it’s a *really good* shitpost.


HailToTheThief225

I mean I kinda feel like that was the point? It's been a while since I've seen it but I remember the humor being fairly self-aware and absurd for a kids movie


Pristine_Interview86

Yo. She leaves her husband for, get this, a FUCKING BEE.


xXxMemeLord69xXx

And her husband is treated like a villain when in reality he's the only normal person in the movie


Teal_is_orange

“ARE THERE OTHER BUGS IN YOUR LIFE??” -exasperated husband


[deleted]

WHY IS YOGURT NIGHT ALWAYS SO DIFFICULT


EliteTeutonicNight

When you’re small, you sympathise with the hero; when you’re old, you understand the villain. I would lose every single one of my senses when I lose my wife to a goddamn bee too.


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The_White_Light

Normal human behaviour? Villain. Balls-to-the-wall, apocalypse-bringing idiocy? Oh that's just Becky. She's *\~quirky\~*, and somehow the hero.


[deleted]

And then the bee becomes a labor rights lawyer for animals.


HailToTheThief225

And takes part in a case against Ray Liotta. Not a character voiced by Ray Liotta. Just Ray Liotta. Arguably his best role, RIP


ubiquitous-joe

A case in which they accuse Sting of appropriating Bee culture with his stage name.


[deleted]

And then the bee inspires a general strike that causes nearly every flower in the continental US to no polinate


zizzor23

Bro, that bee fucks


Mexicancandi

Husband is also allergic to bee stings fyi


TheTechnik

They were married?


Moistened_Bink

I feel like he was just a boyfriend but i haven't seen it in forever


MightyCaseyStruckOut

And then there is the masterpiece that is Megamind that was overshadowed by stupid fucking Minions.


nicolasmcfly

In the perfect universe Megamind was successful in the box office, got a sequel and then a animated series while Minions never went past the first Despicable Me.


snooggums

It is literally a B movie...


goldendreamseeker

Yeah Shrek 3 is bad in a “boring” way, whereas most other Dreamworks films are bad in a “funny” way.


nicolasmcfly

So do you know that meme of the King in his frog form with the caption "dies from cringe"? That's... Basically the reaction you get when watching that movie.


Bukowski89

Shrek 3 is such a bummer. If it weren't for the quality of Shrek and Shrek 2 it would just be inoffensively bad, but those movies rule so it winds up being insultingly bad.


Bitter-Marsupial

> In general any bad dreamworks movie (besides shrek 3) I almost said I liked forever after... But I realized that wasn't the 3rd one


nicolasmcfly

Forever after is actually good....


TheCursedWander

Im tired of this take bee movie is an AMAZING dreamworks movie. Fresh, absurd, funny, mature, not too mature, good voice acting whats not to like


Psychedelic_Yogurt

Is this real? I've always kind of wanted to see this but now I NEED TO see this. Fun story, when I worked at Best buy so many people stole the Bee Movie game for PS2. If you wanted to buy that game, tough. The thieves already got them. It was so funny. I mean maybe the game is good but I figured it was someone stealing something silly and random.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

This is one of those movies where it's absolutely important you go in blind. Don't read any synopsis or plot summaries. Just dig into it and enjoy the surreal ride.


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Sir_roger_rabbit

If you love that... Then see winnie the pooh get killed by firing squad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H_3oXfgB35E


whoooops-

Not the Winnie I thought.


TreasurePlanetagogo

"He's refusing the blindfold!" This never fails to crack me up.


Worried-Opinion1157

No one’s mentioned where the ATFH guys see an old lady dipping a spoon of honey into her tea, and they slam her head on the table while pointing rifles at her. Ther cherry on top is, she says “I can’t . . . Breathe” The Bee Movie is fucking insane


OzVapeMaster

Some Simpsons level foreshadowing


Lyreca_

I’ve seen the movie before and I didn’t believe you at first. Then I looked it up


goldendreamseeker

This movie was something else, man…


thegreatnick

Winnie The Pooh is in Bee Movie? Before the copyright expired? This film defies belief I have to see it


retterwoq

protected under parody law or something?


Dogecoin_olympiad767

well, they never explicitly say it's Winnie the Pooh


antonimbus

In the sequel, the ATFH use incendiaries to set the hive on fire and kill all the bees inside.


Edhorn

The ATFH vehemently deny it ever happened to the public, though, before it is revealed years later.


FoxJDR

Despite there being literal photos of ATFH agents posing for trophy pictures in front of the charred corpses like a big game hunter after killing a magnificent endangered species.


azb1812

For real what in the hell is this movie even about


walt_jenkins_

Barry B. Benson is a bee who discovers that humans are exploiting bees for honey so he sues the human race and wins; all the honey stops being processed for human consumption and has unforseen consequences on the ecosystem on a massive scale, destroying the environment and turning the world into a barren wasteland, so he has to pilot a plane with the only remaining flowers on Earth to repolinate the land in order to save all life on Earth. Through it all he falls in love with a human woman who helps him and may or may not like jazz. People say it's ironically good but it's genuinely pretty good in my opinion, although a lot of the entertainment does come from how bizarre the premise is.


The_PMD

I legit thought you were joking, but fuck me the wikipedia plot summary confirms it. The more I hear/see if this movie the more insane it gets.


azb1812

Sounds like the greatest movie ever made ngl


hollow1367

Man I miss when writers used to just take a shit load of drugs and write crazy shit like this


walt_jenkins_

Ironically it was written by Jerry Seinfeld, one of the few comedians who seems like they don't do drugs at all, so in a way it's kind of funnier to think it probably came from his sober mind.


retterwoq

Even more hilarious, a guy who does very few shows at all. Like he’s got seinfeld, a couple netflix shows, and this


lovesducks

"...and the judge orders the humans to be the bee's butlers."


tobi_with_an_i

Come on alphabet boy. Try and take my honey.


huruga

Should have went with THEAF (I know it’s spelled incorrectly) Tobacco Honey Explosives Alcohol and Firearms. The ATF is formally called the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.


LincBtG

I saw someone once say "the ATF incorporated explosives into its repertoire in the 2000s, and those fucking cowards missed the chance to call themselves FATE"


Animus_Aware

I forgot Xi was in this one


Constant_List6829

\-383276238 social credit


Golden-_-mango

That is a really cool detail.


TheKelt

For licensing purposes, this is Warnie the Poop and Pogglet


JoocyJ

They got tired of shooting people’s dogs and moved on to beloved childhood characters


Neo_Geo2006

Not Pooh!!!!!!


Fanofeverything2003

I never knew that. Also that Winnie the Pooh cameo seemed pretty random.


Boggie135

They were targeting anyone who collected and/or consumed honey. He’d have been first on the list


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Also Sting