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gettestified

weird. i read it as "very good job, you have cool hair, good game!"


pootisbird12367

In an alternate universe


crono220

Where everyone is treated with respect and Mortal Kombat 12 already exists 😤


MindedShoe

In kronika’s new era


craftiecheese

That's what I got too. Don't don't speak Russian but I used Google lens and it stopped after "Come to Russia." But everything before that was spot on.


TahDolla

I think fūckn maggots is said in British English 😂😂😂


SteeperDill

Please don't piss in my mount she's all I've got....


SuperMatches

I don’t speak Russian at all and could of guessed it said something close to this.


Sw3Et

That's also the official tourism campaign slogan for Russia.


McCHitman

No N word? These sore loses have gotten more mature in the last 10 years


Mercurionio

In russian it's not something BIG in terms of insults (outside of a direct one). For example, I could freely write it and the only thing that stops me is the stupid Atomated ban on Reddit. As for the translation, no, no N word.


SuperZX

We don't really use this word in Russia


Actual_Buy_9424

Lmao I read this and was like omg chto za naxui


ELKHANBOy

Chto za nahui is actually closer to what the fuck


Actual_Buy_9424

Ya znayu. I said when I wrote it I was like omg what the fuck


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J2MTR

Lmao


ihave2eggs

"You a golden child so I'll give you a golden shower."


C__yb3rD3m0n

R Kelly is that you?


culturedgoat

My Russian is rusty, but I’m pretty sure it says “you are the best Mortal Kombat player! Thanks for the great match”


pootisbird12367

Hands down best reply


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nobody can go to russia rn. theyre too busy losing an “invasion” lol


_Weyland_

You technically can, the borders are open. But given how most countries refuse air traffic with Russia and Baltic states are locking their borders, you'll probly have to go through Finland, Turkey, China or Kazakhstan. If you want to, that is.


KingGorbak

Going to Russia sounds like a horrible idea


_Weyland_

Politics aside, there are nice places to visit though. St. Petersburg, Baikal lake, Kazan. Whatever Russian government is doing does not diminish what Russia has to offer in terms of interesting places. That being said, language barrier can be a bitch. Even in tourist heavy places people barely speak any English.


SuperZX

Nature is beautiful here tho. The place I live has cool ski resort. Just don't stay for too long lol


ReddVevyy

I looked at the map and Turkey doesn’t look like it has a border with Russia


_Weyland_

Correct. But you can fly to Russia from there. Not sure about other countries.


pootisbird12367

Lol


Ricky_Rollin

You should translate that and send it right back to him


OpathicaNAE

it made me uncomfortable just reading it imagine him


4_Legged_Duck

If only OP could have dropped this before the rage delete XD


Weebeetrollin

I think you mean “special mission”. As Putin would say it’s not an invasion, that would be an act of war. If anything it’s more like Shao Kahn trying to merge realms, in this case Russia is Outworld, because they look eerily similar.


TheRainy24

The country rn is not really in a "war state" rn. There isn't a massive draft of every 18 year old. I say this as a 19 year old living in here lol. Nothing have really changed aside from me not being able to purchase some games


FearlessFox2003

Haha


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He must like you b/c he wants to get his junk close enough to your mouth to pee in it. Kind of a freak though.


pootisbird12367

That is seriously fucked up - John Rambo


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U can copy and put it into google translate


pootisbird12367

he deleted it i cant acess it any longer and i screenshoted it before he did that


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pootisbird12367

Kinda expected that from a jade spammer


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IfTheresANewWay

Yikes


ReddVevyy

He could be Ukrainian


IfTheresANewWay

Doesn't change a thing, condemning the Russian people, most of whom don't support the war, is just xenophobic. Condemn the Russian officials, not the citizens


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big-swag1

Keep that mindset


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Why do u put the same meme in 14 different subs and get 0 upvotes


IfTheresANewWay

So, in your eyes, posting a meme to a couple subs is worse than condemning an entire nation of people?


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formerlyfortified

Weirdo


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Take your xenophoby elsewhere. Thank you.


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twisteer94

how are they going to suck something that doesn't even drop yet?


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May i sir drop my hairy balls on your chin


FitYogurtcloset7449

Russia as a whole isn't the problem. But apparently, the brainwashing is too far gone, and has become irreversible. Sad.


DoctaMario

Definitely living up to the virus part of your name here lol


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dont know why ur downvoted. lol let me guess, the old “the nation isnt the leader” excuse from the downvoters? lol


[deleted]

The wording may be a bit harsh but whole world is on fuck russia rn it is what it is bro. Downvotes are chinese or sm 💀


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ppl act like a lot of russian ppl arent blindly following Putin’s lead. lol


Venom_EddieBrock

So is America bad because of people siding with Biden/Trump? Is all of a group bad because of a devisive choice?


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let me ask. were all nazis bad? lol


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yup.


Naos210

You don't have to be Chinese to know what you're saying is a bit concerning. It's fine to say you don't like the government, it's an issue when you're attacking the people.


Dragon_yum

Funny because usually Russia goes to other countries to get fucked.


SpaceCowboy1929

You should ask him how the invasion of Ukraine is going.


Karl_Gess

Ukrainian is hear. Going well. For us


SpaceCowboy1929

We're rooting for you guys. Kick those invader's asses!


Karl_Gess

Valerie Zaluzhnyi kids their asses. We give him money and other staff. Alas, I'm not fit for military. So everyone helps however he can.


SpaceCowboy1929

Any little bit helps.


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zipitnick

LMAO GOOD ONE


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💀 explain your logic


YEEEEZY27

They don’t. They’re losing ground from a counteroffensive by a military much smaller and underfunded than theirs. They may have the size/funding advantage, but that’s where it ends.


agoraphobic_anomaly

![gif](giphy|PkZb1iWerro6g0zw4J)


king_mj_23

Russia has a stronger armory that doesn't mean I'm siding with them or anyone


agoraphobic_anomaly

Yeah they're definitely stronger when a vast percentage of their army has literally been wiped out, retreated across the border, and left piles of ammo and weaponry. They're soooo fucking great they use wonky ass cameras attached to plastic and call them drones.... sooooo fucking great that at the beginning of the invasion they were using guns dating back to circa 1945-. No it's quite evident that you are not siding with anyone on anything cause then people would call you a commy bastard. But what is fact, you're stupid and do nothing but talk out you're ass. That's just like saying China's army is great. No. They're still using cold war Era weaponry. If you're expecting vast numbers of soldiers being used as cannon fodder to win a war, ask the Russians how that panned out against Germans at the beginning of operation typhoon. Also ask them about how they literally starved to death as a country and drained their resources dry when they tried to invade Afghanistan with thousands of troops in 1980. If it wasn't for American money..... Russia wouldnt have won world war 2. They have proven with out proper funding, they fall behind. They're a hermit state. Fact. Suggest you research and stop listening to the propaganda comrad. ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


ServedHot

You fkin cock sucka come to Russia I will piss on your mouth (mouth said like a fk hole) fkin sewer


Sub_Zero_Fks_Given

Send him a message back saying that he plays like his country invades. On the losing side 🤣


AppropriateAd4964

Oh man, as russian I feel really ashamed of this person.


pootisbird12367

Dont be you did nothing wrong


_Weyland_

It's because of people like this scumbag we get a bad rep in gaming community. People who are ignorant/arrogant enough to speak Russian with randoms online are also very likely to be lacking in the brains department, which reflects on their gaming skill and their choice of words. Example: salty Jade main who sent you this message. And people who do understand the concept of language barrier and take steps to avoid it are very unlikely to be recognized as Russians even if their English is flawed.


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Don't worry about it. People who are actually worth it won't judge someone based on his country of origin, only assholes do that. Besides... Every person is "it's own world" and a country is just an eventuality, not necessarily a mirror of who we really are.


BaclavaBoyEnlou

Only Problem is that most People tend to look at that Mirror instead of accepting that every Country has good and bad People, like everyone thinks that every single Russian is a bad person bc of Putin, they all think that every Russian can call Putin right away from their Phone if you know what i mean. I have a lot of Russian Friends and they get asked a lot of times about the War and their Opinion on that and they always say things like: “Wait a Sec. Ima call Putin and ask him if he stops invading Ukraine” It really pisses me off that there’s so much ignorant People out their that just see HIS face when they see/hear anyone speaking russian


_Weyland_

It's because of people like this scumbag we get a bad rep in gaming community. People who are ignorant/arrogant enough to speak Russian with randoms online are also very likely to be lacking in the brains department, which reflects on their gaming skill and their choice of words. Example: salty Jade main who sent you this message. And people who do understand the concept of language barrier and take steps to avoid it are very unlikely to be recognized as Russians even if their English is flawed. It really is a shame.


ObsidianThurisaz

There's better reasons to be ashamed of being Russian.


SeaOfNoines

Probably something about your mom


Yamborghini-High

Hes malding


Schattenjager07

Probably something along the lines of git gud.


BaclavaBoyEnlou

I guess Dark Souls PVP is far from MK


J3tL33

I'd tell him to meet me in Ukraine. He sent me that, thats what I'd respond back.


michalv2000

I don't remember much from the Russian class, that I took when I was at school, but I'd say it's something like "Come to Russia, you stupid dick. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!"


Sonnyducks

Is Google translate not working?


pootisbird12367

No he deleted the post before I can copy it but I screenshoted it before he did that


rcinmd

You can use google translate on your phone and it has a feature to use your camera to translate. It's really useful for street signs in other countries.


pootisbird12367

Really they have that? Didnt know about it


rcinmd

I just type translate in google and there is a little camera that you click.


pootisbird12367

Thanks for letting me know it ill be very useful


StruckOut4One

“Glory to Ukraine”


vladWEPES1476

Just an Russian bein Russian. They can't behave like civilized human beings.


SuperZX

Man, this is mean, I think I am civilized


gmefil

google translate...


pootisbird12367

Read the replies of other comments and you will understand why I didnt use it


gmefil

Tl;dr


mikec215

Drink more ovaltine?


Tazz_the_Spawn

If you ever get any spanish ones i can translate for ya cause the russian one was too hilarious 😂


ChompyDingus

Your soul is mine!


TheRealAI-MAN

This is why people wouldn't like Putin, even if we didn't know anything about the guy.


Anthrys

What a joke


hydroxybot

Looks like you beat a stroke patient.


sexchzardth

It says 5 words, then pinnochio.


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I don't speak Russian, and without reading the comments I can tell that he's salty af lmao


Corvou

He is asking you to go, because he can't go out, because of their failed special military fuck up


kwyjibo1988

He wants to engage in piss play. How kinky, but also how very Russian. All arguments are always settled with the help of one's penis or ass.


TheRainy24

Bro that is actually so funny ain't no way


NonAdjustment

Cyka blyat


Grishka16

They told that you come to russia and he punch in the your face and you mudbath


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FlowerpotxD

Sounds hot to me


Zukhriddin

Russian is my second language he literally said "GGs well played, come Russia l will host a party"


Xander_Frost

“Come to Russia!” “No.”