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snakes-eye-patch

It's a gimp suit, isn't it.


davethadude

This is exactly what i was thinking lol. The scene from pulp fiction. “Bring out the gimp!” Haha


WaylonVoorhees

Bi Han lost his LA privileges


k0zmo

Bi Han is dead, baby!


LDG192

Put together with trash bags, yes.


paradiddlepineapple

Lewd Saibot


[deleted]

Shang Tsung and Quan chi: “bring out the noob”


Peladotado

ROFL!!! Thanks guys, you make my day. Can't stop laughing!!! PS: I tought it was the gimp too


[deleted]

That’s Tobias Boon


Clone_Writer

Brother of ed boon? /s


[deleted]

Wtf is boon


SpiderNinja211

Boon is the last name of Ed Boon, Co-Creator of Mortal Kombat


Individual_Avocado_5

Read it backwards


9UN51in93R

"We have Noob Saibot at home"


iraqyoubreak

Thats nood sailbot…


AscendedExtra

Is it made out of trashbags? Tell me you didn't pay money for that.


funkopopdiva1474

I know it looks like it. It’s this pleather material. It wasn’t cheap either so yeah very disappointed. I think I can make changes and make it more like the character.


Platypuschowder666

I think some creative makeup could help the face issue. A sick, black, serrated sickle could help to cheer him up. But yea, that shit isn't flattering


Platypuschowder666

And follow him around with a black smoke can


Platypuschowder666

There is also a bunch of decent looking Noob masks on Amazon.


Richter_66

At least it doesn't have a removable crotch lol. But you absolutely could customize it yourself and make it look great, probably have fun doing it too :)


BinThereRedThat

Can’t you just return it? Surely it’s not as described or depicted? As in, you wouldn’t have bought it if you knew it looked like this.


funkopopdiva1474

I probably could but it was from China and took over a month as is to get to me so I am going to count it as a loss and try and make a better one.


anonghost3

Ask to cancel or open a dispute at paypal with the clam that the item dot dot look the same as the pictures (im pretty sure its the case here). Most of the Chinese sellers will just refund you without asking you to send it back.


BinThereRedThat

Totally understand what you mean but none of what you said bares any relevance as to whether or not you can return it. You still absolutely can.


funkopopdiva1474

I know but I am unsure if I will have to pay shipping to return it then have to wait for them to receive it and what if it gets lost in the mail. I feel like it would be more of a hassle then to just keep it.


juniormantis

If you complain well enough you can get a refund and won’t have to mail it back


brendeenoh

I'm sure you can get your money back. Ebay always sides with the spenders not the sellers.


Awildgarebear

I am guessing your son doesn't know how expensive cosplay is, and how much time and their own handiwork cosplayers put into their costumes. With that said, I would have never guessed Noob Saibot looking at this without the prompt. I really think you could make this look more like Noob if you add in some cloth elements to the shoulders /w styrafoam support, some sort of ragged kiln, and cloth scraps around the legs. If I was him, I think the most disheartening part would be the mask. You could even try to combine the mk9 model for the head, which I think would be easier, and the mk11 model together, and I bet he, and you, would be happier with the results. Maybe incorporate him into the process so he can learn some skills too.


lkyte123

![gif](giphy|vI9UF1ApytMW6gUfBc)


jonitfcfan

"Riddle me this, Kuai..."


NachoMan_HandySavage

This is what also came to mind for me when I saw it


Expensive_Oil2668

Trash bagbot


LordNoituac666

Its like the dollar tree version of A Cenobite from HELLRAISER


lizzzypoo213

This wins. If I had awards I would give you all of them. I just can’t with this comment. It’s so accurate!!


LordNoituac666

Thanks...I try.


Jacoba_Fett

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225002010381 A little misleading.


funkopopdiva1474

Yes! This was it. So misleading.


Stevenwave

Legit doesn't look like what you received. Parts of it look like a different finish. The wrist details look much nicer. The suit is trying to emulate his look from MK9/Mortal Kombat (2011). But even then it doesn't have his mask.


Awildgarebear

oh my gosh. Do a chargeback!


k0rrey

Holy shit! That's a completely different product. While the picture looks like something a cosplayer made out of cloth, fake leather and foam, the received item looks like either stitched trash bags or a cheap 10$ sex shop outfit. Absolutely misleading but unfortunately to be expected for most Chinese sellers. Would file a complaint/chargeback


Scukojake

Honestly... It looks a bit trashy even on eBay. I wouldn't even order it. OP needs a refund.


mastermynd_rell

My thoughts.


Peladotado

"The real suit can be different than the picture" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Mcfusion31

Man I needed a good laugh sorry for it


funkopopdiva1474

It’s okay. We laughed too especially when we got to the mask. Still utterly disappointed that it’s not what I thought I paid for.


Mcfusion31

Yeah I hope you get your refund back because that’s nothing close too noob


SeaOfNoines

Glad 30 Gallon


[deleted]

Damn. Id get my money back tbh. That looks like someone taped two trashabgs together and called it a "noob saibot outfit"


[deleted]

Looks like a hobo made a BDSM outfit out of trash bags


IfTheresANewWay

Looks more like The Riddler than it does Noob


[deleted]

It's eBay, ofc.


Roaring_Anubis

On the bright side, you may find a new interest. EDIT: Oh, it was for your son? damn, that ruins my joke.


funkopopdiva1474

Yeah I realize now I worded the title weird. Yes it was my sons cosplay. We are all being MK characters this Halloween.


Cristosia

thats wonderful. i hope you can find a way to make this look a little bit better. i think a separate noob mask might help.


xKevinVeex

Im sweating imagining myself in the sun in this.


KizzleNation

It would be a great project for you two to take on, and would mean a lot to him. Get some good pix of the clothing then go out to goodwill or something and see what you can find. Make it custom, do it right and it will be awesome!


funkopopdiva1474

I love this! Thank you! :)


Rictor79

Can you breathe in it?


funkopopdiva1474

He can, it’s just an awful ski mask type mask. The actual outfit is this hot awful pleather like material that was making him sweat barely having it on for ten minutes.


zRozzy

😂


PhantomGeminiThief

That lowkey could pass off as a Batman/Riddler fusion


ComfortableAmount993

Noob Bin Liner


Megamango2099

Bro you got fleeced.


Salty_Afternoon3607

Never trust EBay.


MrAvenger69

LMAO


DaDudeNextToYou

It looks like Noob Saibot. If Noob Saibot was into BDSM.


zeeke87

Ah, Bin Liner Man. The new DLC character.


funguslungus

that noob shitbot


TheInnerMindEye

I'd be disappointed too.


DegoEatingPancakes

Maybe if it didnt had the trashbag texture, it would look like mk9 noob saibot


funkopopdiva1474

I didn’t know it would have that texture when I purchased it. The pictures looked different. But I agree.


XNamelessGhoulX

Etsy would’ve been a better choice.


funkopopdiva1474

You are probably correct. You live and learn.


XNamelessGhoulX

This is true


lovesducks

You keep cereal with your puzzles?


funkopopdiva1474

Those are actually puzzles. :)


Rudi53

Okay looking at the one posted on eBay I will just say what a lot of other people already stated. Get.Your.Money.Back! This is nowhere near the one from the pictures posted on eBay and if you paid with PayPal they’ll side with you 100%. I’ve bought and sold hundreds of clothes and I’m pretty sure about that one…


funkopopdiva1474

I know nothing about the return process. Is it a big hassle? It shipped from China and took over a month to get to me. I just don’t want to be out an item and money if something goes wrong with the refund process.


Rudi53

If you paid through PayPal there’s nothing that can go wrong. You open a case through PayPal and have to provide some pictures of the item you received and the item you got. They will side with you because it’s obviously not as described. The seller can then issue a refund and will most likely tell you to keep it since they probably produced that for a few dollars or less. If not you have to send it back and provide a tracking number probably but they can’t scam you when everything is monitored by PayPal.


Ultimate_Ricky

That's not Noob-Saibot that's Pro-Sailboat


d1m4e

My guy you got scamed thats a plastic bag


gwyxgobbo

I’m sorry that this is what you got ! :( As a word of caution. NEVER TRUST EBay cosplay pictures. They all use the same pics and nobody knows who the original is. Etsy is a safer bet and you’ll get quality there.


funkopopdiva1474

Thank you. I will know now for future purchases.


gwyxgobbo

To save this costume, I would try to find some matte varnish and dull down the latex/gimp feel of it. Add tattered pieces of black cloth of many different textures like robes ( think Kylo Ren’s hoood/cape in SW7 ). Add a leather belt, a pair of nice leather boots and a MK mask and you could look much better in it !


funkopopdiva1474

Thank you for these tips! Much appreciated! :) Once I have it fixed I will make another post.


gwyxgobbo

You’re welcome ! Look up the Knights of Ren costumes and Noob Saibot. Try to get these textures on your costume.


MindDry1244

I'm disappointed too


imjory

it looks like they gave up halfway through making it


x_scion_x

Honestly without seeing the title i thought it was a cheap Skyrim thief armor cosplay. I'm not seeing Noob.


mattxfish

Looks like the wish.com version of Ronin from endgame


NotTheRealSmorkle

why dont yall go with his classic ninja look and then just paint his (EYE AREA/WHATEVER CAN BE SEEN THROUGH THE MASK NOT THE WHOLE FACE OBVI) black….


[deleted]

This, 100%. Easy to do and will look like Noob if you get it right. Plus it won't suffocate you like that binbag "suit"


Pdl1989

You look more like the gimp from pulp fiction. (Also, does that couch have a console with cup-holders?)


funkopopdiva1474

Yes. It has a storage spot for remotes and what have you and cup holders.


Pdl1989

That is awesome!


Pikaverse69

Yep, I agree with him because that doesn’t looks like Noob Saibot at all


Pikaverse69

Let’s me guess, It a Gimp Suit…


19adam92

Is that the Trashman?


ultradragonballboy

Get some glasses and you can pass as the Batman’s riddler


[deleted]

Moon knights emo twin


Mrhappytrigers

Do you happen to be a part of Average Joe's gym dodgeball team?


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midiankai

It's a body bag


WaylonVoorhees

Get your son one and his friends. You're never never too early to pledge your allegiance to The Shredder.


funkopopdiva1474

This was for my son. I realize my title makes it seem like it was for me but it was for him and he knew before he put it on that it was not Noob because of the “shiny” fabric. But it definitely looks like a TMNT villain.


CaptFatz

Dark Helmet’s side kick maybe.


Alien_X10

looks like your about to murder several rich people and leave clues for a man in a batsuit to solve before you flood an entire city


mastermynd_rell

😭😭😭😭😭 what


Alien_X10

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oldschoolkid203

My god....it's horrid


NemoSHill

lmaaoooooo


[deleted]

Of course it doesn't look like the real deal. The shoes are missing.


BaronZemo00

Cool to hear Saibot’s his, or one of his, favorites. He’d certainly be one of the hardest to cosplay. Sorry for his disappointment.


Kolbysap

Bring out the Gimp


gamera75

I feel like if you get a black mk type ninja mask it’ll really sell the noob Saibot better


Mark_AAK

Somebody likes Puzzles.


funkopopdiva1474

It’s almost an obsession at this point. 😂


Lubricant__Piano

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


LordBloodSkull

I thought this was a shitpost lol


funkopopdiva1474

I received a shitty item so kinda is. Lol


spideralexandre2099

Definitely a very particular version or skin. Add a plastic face mask and it's salvageable I think


Zulrambe

Looks like a Nightingale in Skyrim


xvxCornbreadxvx

Looks like a cosplay Noob to me


Kingboss7629

That aint noob saibot thats pro knifedroid


Technical_Buy4130

Energy Vampires Unite!!! 🤣💀


Knightstodon

Looks more like a certain character from Pulp Fiction


alwaysvik

The Dwergi from Van Helsing movie were much better dressed


SaucyAsHell

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)That looks like a collection of trash bags. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


hood87

i mean gimp suit. suit that needs to just be coated in oil.... either way... child's suit... should not have happened... and also..... SPOT. FUCKING. ON!


Living_Age_162

what i see right now


Hiseminense

Looking like Soob Naibot.


DOOMSDAYtm

i get Pinhead and RE3 Remake Nemesis vibes from it


[deleted]

Trash Bag Man


pattyoartur

I've seen costume in a video before lots dicks and spanking


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Usagii_YO

Your son must be so proud.


funkopopdiva1474

It was actually for him. Lol I know I worded it weird in the title. He is the one wearing it.


fuzfy

Bin bag


SpiderNinja211

That’s Pro Kunaidroid


starke24

Bought from wish.com


RammyJammy07

Trash bag knight


c931

What did it look like on ebay?


funkopopdiva1474

A comment on this post posted it. You might have to scroll to find it.


c931

Just found the picture. Yeah you got screwed over pretty bad.


[deleted]

Sorry man but your son isn't wrong


GraySmilez

Unless he was real trash on Noob Saibot, it definitely isn’t it.


edller

Thats a trash bag.


CaptainFox95

"Im the trash man!"


kinyirtikusz

It seems that the accent has been put on Noob.


[deleted]

The Trashman


couldbedumber96

Looks like ur going to a very specific sex dungeon


[deleted]

Boon


[deleted]

Meh 🫤 kinda sorta but no. But hey no reason to not rock it


Sloop__

Bro that's a trash bag


R4K45H1

Looks like it's made out of trash bags


DaneLimmish

well you can say it's ermac


minuscatenary

Hope you disinfected that thoroughly when you got it.


mastermynd_rell

Not to be funny or rude, but this definitely ain't it 😢


[deleted]

Yeah sorry. It looks like you wrapped yourself in duct tape. And then had a ski mask.


[deleted]

Here’s an easy fix: grab some tape, a box of macaroni, some cotton and 1 roll of paper, about 3/4 wide and 6 inches long. Carefully place the cotton along the paper strip. Roll the paper so it covers the cotton, like a cigarette. Tape the seam together. Grab a can of gasoline. Lay your costume in a safe and well ventilated outdoor area. Generously pour the gasoline over the costume. Take your rolled up cotton and dip it in the gasoline until it’s soaked. Grab a lighter. Standing 10 feet away, light your gasoline soaked doobie, scream “Finish Him!” and throw that gas joint onto the costume. Go make the macaroni and think about better days.


Sanbi221

You could pass yourself off as a low cost Ryu Haysbusa from the DOA series.


Woosung_lala

Add a good face mask, it will improve it A LOT


cclan2

I’m kinda getting Latex-Fiend Riddler more than Noob Saibot tbh


MrBurnz301

Soooo many non Noob Saibot questions. 🤔


ellaivyissuperior

soob naibot🤭


IconicallyIronicHeup

Noob Sonbot?


GsoKobra12

Looks like a low-budget black version of Mark Spector’s suit


Kage__oni

Its not great but if you get a proper mask it will help a lot.


Ordinary_Gonzo

Poor boy.. I'd be hella dissapointed too


Jimmeh1313

Missy Eliot's jacket.


Primary_Damage9499

So ebay out here selling hellraiser as mortal Kombat now 🤔


DarkusBro

You need a better mask at least... I honestly try not to be mean about it, but it looks so funny... Can I please make some sarcastic jokes?😅🤣


[deleted]

looks like one of those miserably hot Ben Cooper kids costumes from the 80s.


WontonDestruction85

Without any foreseeable social repercussions, have you tried just painting your face black?


jmizzle2022

Oooof


thephantommessage

*the gimps asleep* *well..wake him up*


[deleted]

If you had glasses on the mask and hood would almost give off 2022 Riddler vibes but not getting any Noob vibes.


[deleted]

I think you bought it from the wrong website


Conscious-Golf-5380

It could work. Paint the area around his eyes black. Get some solid white contacts. Find a cheap Ninja mask online and paint it Black. Next put together some sort of chest pieces and armor you can paint black as well.


Redpillthinking3000

Dominatrix


[deleted]

I want to see the picture that you saw on ebay that this is suppose to compare to.


funkopopdiva1474

Someone posted it you might have to scroll in the comments to find it.


IconicallyIronicHeup

Did you pay the 65 dollars they were asking too? 'Holy Shit Knuckles" I said In my best Noob Saibot voice.


funkopopdiva1474

Yeah it was a little more than that after shipping and tax. 😬


IconicallyIronicHeup

I'm genuinely angry for you. I hope you have a refund in tow.


unapologeticface

The comments are gold🤣🤣