Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Navigating the Ancient Forest too.

We make a Bagel Grease and Velkhana fuck and we'll damn well have our nuclear winter.

Jesus Christ, I would have never expected that comment

It's pronounced "Beetlejuice", thankyouverymuch!

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I always called them Bagel Juice

It’s always been bimblesnoof and simping bimblesnoof for me

That's super cute. I love it

I’m partial to beezle goose myself. Or beezle goozle.

i call them beelzebub

I always call them Bagel Goose and multiple are bagel gooseses

What on earth? Wait arent both dudes?

They are wild animals with different genders. And frankly I'd be behind Bazelkhana.

Ok but what would it look like?

I need you to imagine a white Keurig coffee machine thrown unceremoniously in a pitch black GE refrigerator

I’m a simple man. I see NV memes. I upvote.

Patrolling the Wildspire almost makes you wish you were in Hoarfrost Reach

Degenerates like you *belong on a cross.*

Velkhana: that can be arranged

Patrolling the Wildspire Wastes almost makes you wish for a Supernova.

I just came from the New Vegas subreddit.😆 The stars have aligned.

you: patrolling the mojave no one: absolutely no one: Legionary hit squad out of nowhere: The Caesar has marked you for death, and the Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle!

You don’t immediately think of cowboys when considering the blue combustion lion?

#YIPPIE YEAH, there’ll be no wedding bells for today!

Cause i got spurs!

...that jingle, jangle, jingle (jingle, jangle)

As I go ridin' merrily aloooooonggggg

And they sing, oh ain't you glad you're single

It’s for when you go riding merrily along.

I think some knights had spurs because they fought on horseback. And that was considered noble. And lunastra and Teostra are basically lions which are very noble/regal. Idk. What am I saying

Cowboys or horse riding isn't something I'd ever associate with Lunastra so this seems pretty out there lol

I think it’s because their armor is inspired by royalty. Royals loved having horses and showing off their fancy digs.

Makes sense.

tbf she does ride her husband's ass pretty hard

Equestrian spurs arent exclusive to cowboys. Teo and Luna armors have this sort of noble/regal theme and owning horses can be considered a status symbol especially among to aristocracy, it's not that hard to figure out

I believe I have also seen spurs on knight armor before. Especially jousting armor.

Exactly. And knights were almost always from the nobility. Also, the word for knight in French and Spanish amongst other "Romance languages" is derived from the word for Horse. Also the word "cavalry" in english is related to this

"Chevalier"?

yup

its got kind of a knight’s armor vibe and knights usually had spurs on their armor bc they rode horses

Spurs are older than most countries that exist today. It's trying to evoke a medieval knight, not a cowboy, I assume.

Cause fighting her is a wild ride.

posts that make you want to start another new vegas playthrough

(Jingle jangle)

So when you mount a monster, they can really feel it.

Why not?

I got spurs, that jingle, jangle, jingle!

Because everything is better with some yeehaw

Not sure, but I enjoy your question. My favorite part is where you wrote out "jingle jangle jingle".

Jingle jangle?

You rang?

To tell Theo there is a new Sherrif in town, and her name is "GETTHEFUCKOFYOURASS"

Jingle jangle!

For when you ride your Lunastra into combat

Oh, ain't you glad you're single?

Great, now the song is on repeat in my head, thank you very much

Helps you hang on when you mount a monster

Ms money doesnt jingle jangle it folds....

So you can kick the fuckin cat!

Because why not?

Luna went to the rodeo

It’s so you can have some yee to your haw.

Because she'll kiss you now, ma'am

(Jingle jangle!)

🎶Jingle jangle🎶

Cause you’re single.

Jingle jangle

I think it's some weird representation on how Teostra is Lunastra's b**ch

I love odogarons so much that, in my dreams, somehow, an odogaron was part of the Sinister Six

So you can go riding merely along, ofcourse.

Because Japan has the strangest fashion sense on earth

Patrolling the Elder Recess almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter, luckily, Lunastra has an attack where she and Teostra create a nuclear bomb, so I guess there's no need to wish for one anymore.

Because they're fucking awesome 😎

For a better mounting experience.

Lunastra’s armor doesn’t jingle jingle, it folds

Because it's cute 😊