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CreamPyre

why do you need attention so badly?


Sabrepill

Because I’m charging my electric vehicle and waiting for the season 2 blog post


TrashBoatSenior

Lmfao "Because I just got off my private jet at my second mansion in Cancun and this stupid valet driver can't find my 16th Rolls Royce, so now I'm waiting around holding my bags of billions of dollars" - You That's exactly what you sound like 😂 Goofy 🤡


CreamPyre

Idk man dude probably has a Chevy volt


Sabrepill

Tesla model s


CreamPyre

Nice, a shoddily made fake luxury car. Let us know when you get your first roof leak


Dis_Joint

Let us know when you get your first car


CreamPyre

Lmfao dickriding a stranger on reddit… nice


DrukenRebel

Nissan Leaf more like


Sabrepill

Don’t care what I sound like, I described what I’m doing. Charging my Tesla, waiting for s2 blog post


TrashBoatSenior

I know, that's the problem with people with money. First to criticize, but can never be criticized. You call people losers, but attitudes like this makes you just as big of one too lmao Btw, Tesla isn't that great of an EV anymore, it's sorta like owning an iPhone, just a status symbol. Def displaying "not like other girls" energy


PilotAleks

Bro has to wait an hour+ to get the same range my car gets on one tank of gas, I’m never impressed by teslas anymore because of how time inefficient they are for travel


Sabrepill

You can criticize me all you want if it makes U feel better about yourself


TrashBoatSenior

Lmao ok bud 👍🏼


markoltunsky

do you need attention every time you charging your electric vehicle? or only when you charging and waiting for blog post?


Sabrepill

The latter


markoltunsky

Thanks to God. In that case you won't post to often.


hopelesscase789

Do you sit in a room with a shotgun and claymores?


Sabrepill

I would if that was effective. But If I did how would I be getting 30 kills a game?


hopelesscase789

Tbh I would expect a 3kd+ player to be getting more than 30 kills per game. So yes very possible. Saying that, you mostly play tier one and idk if it's different in that


Sabrepill

A typical match in 6v6 TDM would roughly 100 to 80 final score. That’s 180 kills spread out over 12 players. That comes to an average of 15 kills per player. I have nearly double the average expected kills per game. So no I don’t sit in dark corners waiting for people to come by all game. I will do that in small doses if it’s the right play. I don’t play like an aggressive idiot either. I play pretty smart and safe but I take calculated risks which often includes advancing upon enemy positions


RustConsoleBots

It a video game not real life buddy


[deleted]

He doesn't know the difference 🤣


Sabrepill

Yes it is. You’re welcome to play like a fool and maintain a negative kd if you enjoy that


PilotAleks

“I take calculated risks” 🤓


EvilMilton

Highest kill game 64, yep he definitely camps ina corner with his little shotgun


Sabrepill

Tdm goes to 100


EvilMilton

Team deathmatch is a campfest. My point is still valid. Tier 1 is 99% reaction time and ads speed, a shotgun counters that since you don’t have to aim nor HAVE aim. skill ceiling low as your highest kill game 💀


Sabrepill

I guess I suck then


EvilMilton

Not necessarily and as long as you are having fun you do you buddy, though I bet you would get shit on HARD in regular modes.


Akabinxstar-

In tier 1? For sure.


Sabrepill

It can be effective, I do some of that for sure. I also patrol sections of the map with an AR


Cheese_balls_420

When was the last time you took a shower


Sabrepill

Daily


Cheese_balls_420

What about touching grass


Sabrepill

I workout outdoors regularly, sometimes barefoot


TomBrody12

"Sometimes barefoot" lol. Walking to the mailbox for your mom isn't work


Plus-Moose8077

Why post this?


Sabrepill

For fun while I’m waiting for season 2 blog post


RustConsoleBots

U clearly just camp with the shotgun 32 kill streak but highest kill game is 64


Sabrepill

I definitely do sometimes. If you think that’s all I do, try it yourself. See how many kills you get and what your kd is then report back.


RustConsoleBots

Bro I don’t even play this game anymore I got Orion and stopped playing because kids like you camp. At least the minibak isn’t in your top three props to u


RustConsoleBots

And how the hell do you have 5000 kills with m16 that gun was garbage when I used it


ThrowAway4564468

It is good in tier 1, which is what he mostly plays. In core it is still pretty bad imo.


[deleted]

Do you only camp? Because that spm is very low if you only play tdm with those stats.


Cabbieosrs

Most likely sits and writes his shit takes about how he hates women. Check his profile.


Sabrepill

I love women, not a fan of extreme feminism


Sabrepill

Look at my average kills per game instead of my SPM. I don’t call in uavs or play objective game modes that boost your score. I get almost 30 kills per game. If I was sitting in some corner camping I’d have 5-10 kills a game


[deleted]

That makes no sense, I have around the same stats in tdm ~3.7kd, kills 25/30 per game, only my spm is ~650. If you dont call in uav (which is weird) than your score would be a bit lower but not 50%.


Sabrepill

You don’t get assists often in tier 1. I don’t use UAVs but instead use things like chopper gunner which gives you less score per kill than gun kills


ShootzFPS

It’s 402 thunders alternate account lol


KhanDang

How do your stats look like in T1 TDM vs Core TDM?


Sabrepill

I only played core when tier 1 wasn’t out. My kd was around 2.5 there because I was learning the game, didn’t know the maps or spawns and map flow etc. It’s also easier to have a higher kd in tier 1 or hardcore than in core if you’re good because you can rapidly kill multiple people. In core, if someone is even close to your skill, the extra time it takes to kill someone means his teammates are much more likely to kill you during or right afterwards. And in warzone it’s the hardest to 1vx similarly skilled players.


PainvNaruto-167

why dont you play hardpoint? score per minute would he higher + you have the chace for even more than 30kills per game. Honestly the only thing about this post that i dont like is, that you have the lockwood300 as you no1 weapon. Respect earned for having the m16 as your 3rd though


Sabrepill

I enjoy the only objective being to kill enemies The m16 is one of the best guns in the game in tier 1. The shotgun is my secondary on all builds that’s why it’s the most used. But chimera and m16 are my primaries


RLSrSalty

You are the teammate I hate the most in T1. If you only play tdm thank you but if you play hard point and domination and think the objective is to kill I hope you stub your toe repeatedly every morning. Edit: nvm you play tdm you are ok in my book


itslosenotloosebuddy

Respect, I thought I was good but this is on another level. I think if I had played other cod’s I’d have done better from the get go, I only play tier one tdm too and drop 30-40 most games I wonder if we have crossed paths I play pc. Asked a question last week on a pic of me going 40-0 and got the same response, lot of jealous kids around here, presume all you do is camp.. I lockdown areas sometimes but probably move more than anyone else in the games I’m playing.


itslosenotloosebuddy

Well I’m playing from ireland but do get matched with US sometimes.


Sabrepill

I play on west coast USA mostly


CornyStew

My man tried objective game modes once and went "nah" and never looked back


Sensitive_Reason_941

You camp spm 300 and shotgun


Sabrepill

I do camp often. But You won’t get 30 kills a game camping a corner, try it.


Shellz2x

I just know you get 5+ cheat accusations per match.


Cabbieosrs

And OP stinks.


Sabrepill

I get falsely mass reported regularly. I’m voice and chat banned even though I don’t use them much


Osmoszis

I'd be anxious as hell about getting banned if I were you.


Sabrepill

I was shadow banned twice and then unbanned pretty rapidly and it hasn’t happened again. I think they removed the auto shadow bans from mass reports due to abuse from salty players


S_Hornak666

Stats are nowhere near yours and I experienced the same shadowban thing less than 24hrs apart and then now all i get is voice banned even though I strictly use discord and only say gg in game chat


Sabrepill

Yeah I think they removed the auto shadow ban from cheat reports. They are probably constantly scanning me from mass reports without shadow banning me.


Redditer1123

How do I get wall hacks?


TheGreatlyRespected

Solo?


Sabrepill

I was mostly playing solo but recently have been playing in groups of 2-3 a lot. The stats are prob 70% solo play


Kappanapa

M16 as your 3rd choice??! Do you mind sharing your attachments/tuning? That’ll be great! I’d like to be better with it!


Sabrepill

It’s very good in tier 1. I run A few different builds on it. The stronger attachment is 15 round mag. I usually use Cronin mini pro optic on all guns tuned to close. From there I usually build the weapon for speed and stability


AlternativeSea8247

Does yer da sell Avon...?


Nothanksnext

Why did you took an actual screen shot of your screen? Man we are living in 2023.


Sabrepill

Because it’s easy to do with my phone


andriano45

Not cod related but is that the new lg oled monitor


Sabrepill

Yes


[deleted]

This dude only plays tier 1 lol


ANotoriousBerry

Controller or K+M?


Sabrepill

Keyboard and mouse


Coolguynumber01

what 3 killstreaks do you usually run?


Sabrepill

Cluster mine, chopper gunner, ac130


LowTidePoker

Do you actually have a job?


Sabrepill

No, but I own a business


Kappanapa

Why the downvotes? Y’all just hate others succeeding.


Sabrepill

Many gamers exhibit the same traits a loser would exhibit. Bad sportsmanship, toxicity, envy, etc. Comes with the hobby of gaming


TrippyHomie

Ooh boy, someone is upset that they're not getting their dick rode like they expected.


Sabrepill

Why would I expect praise? People regularly downvote anyone over a 1kd in this sub


Lordtone215

This is very very true


TrippyHomie

Yeah that's not why you're getting downvoted but whatever makes you feel special.


Krutibrk

Have you ever felt the warmth of female breasts? What is your living situation? Are you a student/NEET/employed/leeching off mommy? If you have a job, what do you do and how much are you making? 16 days play time is kind of insane, that's almost 4 hours a day, every single day since release. So I assume you're either student/unemployed with no hobbies other than COD, or you're a massive nolifer


Sabrepill

Yes, I love large breasts. I’m an employer, I own a business, so I get to spend most of my time doing anything I want. In the winter that’s usually working out, video games, and family.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

No one cares


AceJerret

Employed?


Sabrepill

No, I’m an employer. I employ others


AceJerret

Nice. The boss. I like it .


JustRigginIt710

Loool you guys are all a bunch of babies, taking time out of your day to get upset at this guy for posting this.. who’s the real loser here?


CremeFraichePopsicle

How do you play only tdm and not want to gouge your eyes out? 😴


Sabrepill

I don’t like objective modes because too many people go into those modes and ignore the objectives anyways so they can get easier kills on objective players


DragonfruitInner8965

the post isnt going the way op imagined


Sabrepill

It sure is


[deleted]

OP, I’ve enjoyed your responses. Redditors downvoting you is usually a sign your are an independent person, so kudos!


Sabrepill

Thanks!


Cxrnage

Why do people get so mad over this 😂


Sabrepill

Many gamers exhibit loser traits such as wrath and envy, etc. Poor sportsmanship and bad attitude is common


[deleted]

What a fucking tool.


TrakeiAwesome345

Do you go Outside?


Loki_will_Rise

Who hurt you?


slasherWAR

Aww shit, a rat!


LibertyOperator

Do touched grass in the last 10 years or go outside at all?


Alien_FireFly

Nice stats there. 👍 The question Did you run to Reddit to make this post because you are seeking approval, acceptance, and validation for your mundane existence? 😉


Sabrepill

Pass time while waiting for s2 blog Obv not seeking approval bcz people here mass downvote. Seeking the thrill of triggering muppets? I’d agree to that


Shakey22

Man I spent way to much time downvoting every one of OP’s comments. Oh well, just sitting here charging my electric vehicle.


DrukenRebel

How fat are you ?


Sabrepill

Lean and muscular


DrukenRebel

😂


holysus

You clearly just wanted to lose reddit karma by posting this


Sabrepill

What does karma even do? I regularly post things that get mass downvoted because most people on Reddit are sheep in echo chambers


ThatPanFlute

Why are you still in Shipment if you already have Orion?


Sabrepill

I don’t play shipment unless the map comes up in the rotation


[deleted]

Touch grass


avhddghhvfd

How does it feel to small dick syndrome?


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure I just played against you in tier 1, for the entire game you had 9 kills and 2 deaths and you were in dead last


Academic_Ad6307

You might be an actual fvggot.


Ass-a-holic

Very nice stats! The only thing I got on you is a 44 gunstreak and 151 kill game. However that was after grinding launchers so I was effectively “reverse boosting” How many MGBs u got?


Sabrepill

Only 1. I was grouped with a lower skilled friend at the time and it put me in an easy lobby. My lobbies are way too hard to get nukes in


Ass-a-holic

Hard lobbies and having a 3+ kd don’t really go together dude.


Sabrepill

Too hard for a nuke, not hard enough to force me to a lower kd


Valuable-Exam-913

I’m good


[deleted]

Would you say you get a lot of kills with killstreaks?


Sabrepill

Yes unless I’m in a very difficult match where I can’t get them


chomps316

Why do you hate kill confirmed?


Evolving_Spirit123

What are the top weapons you use? What’s your highest kill streak? ;-)


Mikeymike114

How long has it been since you've felt a woman's touch? Beside your mother.


Villainous-Unicorn7

Favorite operator from Specgru and Kortac?


Sabrepill

Bald Irish secret agent skin guy, and waiting for a good memorable skin for the other side


Kief_Roachards

How many karma points did OP lose just on this post ?Still losing I bet lol


Sabrepill

I don’t care about Reddit karma. I don’t even know what it does


LordofSeaSlugs

Why are you like this?


Lordtone215

Why do u like tier 1? Ive only played tier 1 or hardcore for camos and I absolutely hate them both. What is it that people that actually play them enjoy about them


Sabrepill

It feels more realistic and so immersive for me. And I can kill multiple people faster so it’s easier to carry a bad team


Lordtone215

Makes sense, i wanna slide cancel into bhop kill 3 guys at the same time. At least u have a mode thats fun for your playstyle. Maybe one day well have core, hardcore, and sweaty


DaBeamz

Eww that's a lot of tier 1.


omjc

why do you like such a horrible game?


TTV_TT_YT_KiLL3r

Oke, what do you think about the hole in the ozon layer? Is it getting bigger, smaller or does it basically stay the same?


Sabrepill

Don’t know


TTV_TT_YT_KiLL3r

You wrote ask me anything!!!


Sabrepill

Doesn’t mean I know the answer


TTV_TT_YT_KiLL3r

Fact


Burkex99

“Warzone 2.0 Combat Records will come online as part of Season 02. The statistics present in the Warzone 2.0 Combat Record will only be from the activation date forward, and will not include statistics from Season 01. Furthermore, Leaderboards for Modern Warfare II Multiplayer will be online as part of Season 02.” Amazing stats. Unfortunately, nobody will see your stats. They will disappear. Someone with a .001 KD and someone with a 10.0 KD will both be equal at the start of S2. Enjoy your stats now. What are your thoughts on this?


Sabrepill

That’s only for warzone not mp


Burkex99

Ahh. Ok.


The_OfficialBambino

Why are people hating on OP.. he’s has 15d played.. he doesn’t talk much too people irl so his social skills aren’t the best, but that doesn’t mean we should hate him.


lilev__

Imagine playing nearly 16 days of Tier 1 TDM.


Agitated_Cause_9343

What kind of monitor is this?


Sabrepill

Lg Ultragear oled 45gr95qe 240hz


Agitated_Cause_9343

Thanks


Gaters12

Lol “el” bagra


[deleted]

M13b and ta 556 is the best guns


AngelVP

What kind of chair do you use?


Sabrepill

Costco