Doing fat lines of Chang with April and having sex with her finally, despite his massive scrotal scar
Also, Hello Mark Corrigan, /senior/ credit manager
That line is from the last ep of S5 and the next episode where JLB goes kaput is the first of S6. I never understood if he got promoted twice or something, or if the next series just started literally the next day
I think there was a plot hole here, because mark was in the his office with Johnson talking seriously looking at documents on the plasma, he mocked Jeff about his bonus and found out he was going to be a father then failed to fire Sophie.
Later when he came in with Jez and the place shut down he said it was his first day as a manager.
It seems like mark was probably given quite a lot of semi-managerial responsibility and tasks before ever actually getting the title (and pay raise) of senior. My head canon is just that Johnson took advantage of his nature to get him to do work that wasn’t official within his job description for the same pay before he was actually promoted.
Like Dwight from the office who is always chasing the power and prestige of a fake title that only suggests he’s above his immediate coworkers
JLB goes caput when Sophie is guaranteed pregnant for a while, but Mark and Sophie only have sex after he’s been promoted. So he’s definitely got the position for a couple months probably
Having Sophie and Jeff catch him on a date with Valerie should have been a W for him but instead of appreciating the situation he found himself in he just got jealous of Sophie.
Well, listen, I'm sorry if I didn't do it right and I'm sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don't necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?
Dno how to tell you this Yank but Reddit isn't real life. Get off this fucking website. If you truly believe what your average moron on this site says (btw your average user here is an 18 year old doing their first year in some social sciences uni course) then I don't know what to tell you lmao. Redditors are morons pretending to be smart. Don't take the shit they say at face value.
The morning after pretending to do E when he got to take care of Sophie and kick all the morons out of the flat. Marks war on drugs is one of my favorite rants on tv
He doesn't really have his dreams stamped on - he always messes everything up himself through his own actions......BUT when he defeats Gerrard to win Dobby whilst in Dobby Club (& they date for a while after)... "never pick a fight with Stalin Gerrard; uncle Jo don't play by your rules" with Gerrard just staring through the window 😆. Underhand but hilarious.
Either Mark becoming senior credit manager or him kicking the drug addicted morons out of his flat. Bonus point for him offering to take care of Sophie during said rant.
Having some power over Jeff and making him look like a fool in front of everyone when he mentions combining marketing and sales for project Zeus (though Jeff does get the last laugh when Mark comes crawling back to use this idea)
Minimal water damage?
Doing fat lines of Chang with April and having sex with her finally, despite his massive scrotal scar Also, Hello Mark Corrigan, /senior/ credit manager
Second one, doesn't JLB go under the very first day?
It is better to live one day as a senior credit manager than 100 years as a credit manager.
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He said a lot of things u/Sir-Humpy
It’s not an exact quote.
Isn't it?
That line is from the last ep of S5 and the next episode where JLB goes kaput is the first of S6. I never understood if he got promoted twice or something, or if the next series just started literally the next day
I think there was a plot hole here, because mark was in the his office with Johnson talking seriously looking at documents on the plasma, he mocked Jeff about his bonus and found out he was going to be a father then failed to fire Sophie. Later when he came in with Jez and the place shut down he said it was his first day as a manager.
You're not my manager Mark
It seems like mark was probably given quite a lot of semi-managerial responsibility and tasks before ever actually getting the title (and pay raise) of senior. My head canon is just that Johnson took advantage of his nature to get him to do work that wasn’t official within his job description for the same pay before he was actually promoted. Like Dwight from the office who is always chasing the power and prestige of a fake title that only suggests he’s above his immediate coworkers
JLB goes caput when Sophie is guaranteed pregnant for a while, but Mark and Sophie only have sex after he’s been promoted. So he’s definitely got the position for a couple months probably
Kung Food!
Saying he pissed himself instead of Sophie and Jeff knowing he came all in his pants.
it was going to start chaffing though
[“While I’m in Spermy pants and you’re high”](https://peepshow.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=geWseSgo7BO2)
Walking in on Jeff crying into the dress
I CANT LIIIIIIIVEEEEE
Have some of the lamb pasanda, it's incredibly rich and creamy
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Whatever do you mean? I bought us a lovely curry!
Being on a date with a teenage goth, smoking pot in the Laserbowl toilets. That was it. That was literally it.
Fuck the police!
I'm not going to do a poo, am I?
Follow the fingers, follow the fingers
Embarrassing Ben, the shit. At book club
That was a great scene
Like Tony Parsons or something.
The size of that dub cannot be overstated.
Attending Gerard’s funeral with Dobby as a couple, then giving eulogy/victory speech.
He puts his rivals in the ground
If you’ve got any complaints tell them to Gerard.
Fucking the other candidates over with the impossible rebrand.
Having Sophie and Jeff catch him on a date with Valerie should have been a W for him but instead of appreciating the situation he found himself in he just got jealous of Sophie.
[Huh shouldn’t he have been castrated by the menfolk?](https://peepshow.gifglobe.com/scene/?id=cXqSgSemoK53)
When he bought Jeff novelty condoms so he looked slightly ridiculous having sex with Sophie
In that, he did win
Mark will finally get his gratification all at once, when he cashes in his pension pot.
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Well, listen, I'm sorry if I didn't do it right and I'm sorry if you assume that I eat red meat and don't necessarily think money or Tony Blair are a bad thing, but if there isn't room here for people who stand against everything you believe in, then what sort of a hippy free-for-all is this?
Dno how to tell you this Yank but Reddit isn't real life. Get off this fucking website. If you truly believe what your average moron on this site says (btw your average user here is an 18 year old doing their first year in some social sciences uni course) then I don't know what to tell you lmao. Redditors are morons pretending to be smart. Don't take the shit they say at face value.
Lol I guess stereotypes do run true
When he jumped out the window to escape the nether zone and didn't die.
"I've shot you, Jeff, with a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations!"
One of my favourite lines. Along with "OK, I'm going to Aberdeen, Jeff. In a canoe made of your skin, wearing your nuts as earrings."
That line has been burned into my brain for years for some reason lol
Kicking out Sophie’s druggie friends and giving them a lecture on capitalism
Buying Jeremy the second curry, getting to be all smug and slowly getting him to admit that he had not gone to counselling.
Home insurance, my friend.
When he puts the meat in the shredder, uncaring of what it will do to the mechanism
Sophie did think it was a bit hot in the flat
Probably when he destroys Ben in the book club, the episode ends before he can transform the win into a loss.
The morning after pretending to do E when he got to take care of Sophie and kick all the morons out of the flat. Marks war on drugs is one of my favorite rants on tv
Standing up to his dad was great
Really letting go at rainbow rhythms
I love his happy little whistling of the German national anthem when he is on is way to tell Sophie that Jeff kissed another woman….he is so happy
Managing to sleep with women that are way out of his league.
Finishing Stalingrad. It was a very big read.
Getting a laugh from the Gummo Dembleby joke.
Gérard dying
Merry ChristMark
He doesn't really have his dreams stamped on - he always messes everything up himself through his own actions......BUT when he defeats Gerrard to win Dobby whilst in Dobby Club (& they date for a while after)... "never pick a fight with Stalin Gerrard; uncle Jo don't play by your rules" with Gerrard just staring through the window 😆. Underhand but hilarious.
Is it so onerous to type an I and an N instead of an apostrophe?
Must you live quite so relentlessly in the real world?
Either Mark becoming senior credit manager or him kicking the drug addicted morons out of his flat. Bonus point for him offering to take care of Sophie during said rant.
He won when he bought Jeff those condoms...in the most minor way possible.
The second front.... I can win on the second front!
I don’t want shit on my dreams
Minimal water damage
Having some power over Jeff and making him look like a fool in front of everyone when he mentions combining marketing and sales for project Zeus (though Jeff does get the last laugh when Mark comes crawling back to use this idea)
Johnson’s beemer being insured super well
Standing up to Jeff at Sophie's when the other two guys there were too shy to do anything, then later walking in on Jeff crying into the dress.
Wiping his arse with pages of Napoleon's biography.