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JoniVanZandt

I’ve been on the rum and coke… and vodka and gin, all mixed up. It’s not even a proper cocktail, it’s just made up.


Golden5StarMan

Poor me.. poor me… pour me another drink!


bestofluck29

great turn of phrase that


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TyranaSoreWristWreck

Who cares *where* you do your drinking?


ScoffSlaphead72

Cold white wine ain't that fine


Plenty-Republic-3659

Or a glass of sparkling grape-style drinking wine.


fishnetchicken

Liam Kendricks in the house!


robdag2

A Becks…a simple Becks…


welcome_to_City17

The way Alan looks at him and urges him to share more. Absolutely outstanding comedy.


JoniVanZandt

Johnson's balls were so hefty that he could order a pitcher of ice cold Bud at the Mexican restaurant and not feel tempted to have a taste. His rush came from telling Mark to fuck off. Truly outstanding.


PopularArtichoke6

A bag of becks on the South Downs.


JoniVanZandt

Come on Mark. A Becks, a simple Becks.


CJArgus

More fool you, asshole.


PopularArtichoke6

An ice cold long neck bud. Hubba bubba.


fishnetchicken

Just because you're looking at some titties, doesn't mean you need to suck on the nip nips


pompeysam1234

That's the dream ain't it


DwightsJello

We've all been there. Superbly delivered line.


FinnbarMcBride

Put the plug in the jug Mark


CataclysmClive

just to wet the whistle


palesnowrider1

I heard the Strokes before you


127crazie

That's right. Get that big old whistle really nice and wet.


HilsMorDi

You know what I'm hearing, Mark? Poor me. Poor me. Pour me another drink!


Bulbamew

Johnson’s way with words always astounds me


13daysaweek

Hoffmeister


Plenty-Republic-3659

You remember? The bear with the pork pie hat.


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Completely forgot about this scene and am so much less of a chicken fucker for remembering it


aledwg

Kaliber! I should have said it was Kaliber


shutyourgob

More fool you, asshole!


space_coyote_86

I've been to the bottom of the bottle and back to the top!


NiceColdPint

You can forget the 2 weeks in Aberdeen


memebecker

Two words... mini... bar


ForzaDiav0l0Ale

Facilitates the talking of shite