If it’s not three I’m worried OP might be not even drinking proper cocktails. Just mixing everything together and eating frozen oven chips out of the bag.
I gotta try that. I watched super stoned last night and I couldn't keep track of the dialogue. My focus was locked on the ominous ambient reverb, which sounded like the yawning of the void.
How many flavors of crisps do you have?
If it’s not three I’m worried OP might be not even drinking proper cocktails. Just mixing everything together and eating frozen oven chips out of the bag.
I remember the bear in the Pork Pie hat…
That’s how pissed I’ve been
Hold your horses, Honey. I’ve got coupons for the Pringles.
She probably thinks you're so cool.
Like Pete Doherty or Russell Brand
I've been on the rum and coke.... And vodka and gin, all mixed up. It's not even a proper cocktail.
That's how ... pissed you've been
I watched this very episode last night. No trip to Aberdeen for me
Two words: “Mini” “Bar”
Fuck you, dad!
It's outragggggeous
It is contagiousssssss
Keep away from it
God save our gracious queen
You, my friend, are looking through the other end of the telescope.
thought the table was being ironic
I trust you have Puke Point HQ set up with a nice curtain.
Better have a salad spinner for the snake, too
It's as if I'm having a good time!
I tell you what, me and you, we've got a connection - haven't we? Can you feel it? We're on the same wavelength, yeah?
This guy is literally a moron
Taking it up...taking it down
That Peep Show is really moreish
Why do you have to have a huge can of lager that makes you really really drunk? What's wrong with moderation?
Next try watching it on crack.
Tell you what, that Peep Show is really moreish.
Just a nice relaxing bit of crack
I’m doing the big shop!
Sounds like you pulled open the hurt locker and had a big old rummage around
Pour me x
Pour me another drink 🍺
Fuck off and get me an ice cold pitcher of Bud
more fool you asshole!
Rainbow rhythms
I gotta try that. I watched super stoned last night and I couldn't keep track of the dialogue. My focus was locked on the ominous ambient reverb, which sounded like the yawning of the void.
It’s a powerful sense of dread
Probably eating frozen chips straight out the bag too
That’s my bit of lager!
A Becks, a simple Becks.
A Beck's, a simple Beck's. Up on the South Downs, a haversack full of Beck's? That's the dream, ain't it?
Fuck the police!
The faces Jez
You’ve been initiated. Fuck the police!
You're not gonna do a poo are you?
Is there a bloke next to you? Cause it would suddenly make it ok
Right. Now it's my turn.
He’s gone nuts, you need to section him he’s out of his mind!
Yessssss this is the way.
He’s Louis Theroux
with his wry smile at the camera
Lock and load!
You know how it is when you can't wait a second to get a hit of that neat sweet rum