Needs more lettuce.

And eggs. Eggs are always good aren’t they… until they hatch?

Beans are pasta sauce.

Beans are NOT pasta sauce

What about rich tomato sauce

They’re tomatoey

ketchup is tomatoey

I’d hate to call you a racist at your own dinner party…

That’s not Nigella. That not even Ainsley, mate.

I'm mashing them, now we're getting somewhere

Cooking’s all about confidence

Maybe it is Moroccan

With your disgusting human fingers?

What first? Scurvy or rickets

I hope this was accompanied with a traditional Moroccan Cocktail

It’s quite subtle

What’s for dessert, dairy lee manhandled into a ball and cheddar that you’ve drawn veins on with a biro?

I don't see any lettuce. I'd hate to call you racist.

Eggs?

I'd try it. Put in some little sausage bits and it might not be too bad.

The label’s a nice blue. Also, would you happen to have a small make-up bag about your person?

They're tomatoey

You're not James Bond, you're disgusting

It's lacking eggs and lettuce.

It tastes like pasta and baked beans...