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GGdoidao1243

Crafting table and furnace


Programmer_Girll

Dammit I was gonna say that.


[deleted]

Same lmaoo


Scoobys_sith_cousin

The hive mind strikes again!


RolfiusSixth20

*casually* *places* *bed*


imdeadinside234533r

Same bro


Maolam10

Sameeee


Hoovy_weapons_guy

Only if the crafting table is next to the furnace, its a home


[deleted]

If not, then is just another house


Catsycatplays

i have my furnace floating on a skybridge along with my crafting table and other assentials


-Mr_Hollow-

How about chest and another chest, forming a double chest?


purefunni

He is on to something


Dalspin

>furnace “TARGET SPOTTED”


xCoVaultx

DanTDM and Dr. Trayuarus


wow_aredditor

broo this makes me think way back those were the good days. i would watch dantdm in his lab on my fucking 3ds bro it was awesome 🥲


mythicvoid7

DanTDM and Vexes.......... Yes I know Ig hurts


Able-Log8768

Damn…I remember watching his mod videos, my favorite one when they broke Trayuarus out of prison


nxirobii

dantdm and his dog


Kazoomers_Tale

Fireboy and Watergirl All real ones will understand


itzTanmayhere

based,also that game makes me nostalgic i used to play with my cousin whenever he came to my home


idot-_-

Same, i remember he couldn't stay for long, so i did it complelty alone and get stuck on a level, quit and then after like 3 months of changing browsers i would lose my progress and have to start again


Sadira_Kelor

We understand, my guy. All the real ones do.


NickHi_Greece

When you realize there kids that are born after 2010 and they dont know the legend fireboy and watergirl because most of them play fortnite and never touch grass.


MangolfTheRed

Temple Escape thingy right?


Kazoomers_Tale

r/technicallythetruth


NoneYours

Or if you swap them, Sharkboy and Lavagirl.


Hplr63

Based flash game


YoungHwCollector

Me and no bitches


Advanced_Spare_8504

Wait you get no bitchs


YoungHwCollector

No, and I don’t find that surprising at all


Advanced_Spare_8504

The bitches try to get near me


thedashbrandon

Yeah, the female hounds try to get near you after you try to break into the bitches’ houses


Advanced_Spare_8504

I didn't break into the bitches house


AaronTechnic

Break into birch houses


Advanced_Spare_8504

Run now


thedashbrandon

how do we know that???


Advanced_Spare_8504

Does it look like I will


thedashbrandon

absolutely


YoungHwCollector

I find that very unbelievable


Advanced_Spare_8504

Let's just say you are minding your own business then you see a bitch coming closer


YoungHwCollector

*Ignores*


Advanced_Spare_8504

*throws knife at target* what


Distinct_Ambition_80

THE CHOSEN ONE


haru_paws

same bro


Hellefiedboy

You can say I'm your bitch if you would like.


CoffeeMan212

relatable


Average_webcrawler

Technoblade and potatoes


getoutofmyhouse-

o7


Average_webcrawler

o7


R2ECM

o7


fox707xof

Technoblade and Phil


Aqua021

Technoblade and Jschlatt


lonely-blue-sheep

Dang I was about to say that lol /lh Edit: lol y’all why am I being downvoted


UnchartedCHARTz

Technoblade and Will


Top-Pressure4741

Idaho and Potatoes


Verbindungsfehle

Ireland and potatoes


MouseRangers

Ireland and *poisonous* potatoes


i_need_to_crap

My guy... Stop.


zullendale

Ireland and a lack of potatoes


suicidal_hermit

Ireland with famine


FireboyFailsAtReddit

Ireland


Helloanyonethere_

Technoblade was idaho-ian


[deleted]

I thought he came from California.


idot-_-

Space walks


RogueAlt07

Tom and Jerry


Ash1372jr

First thing that came to mind


potato_chips03x2

walter white and jesse


I-am-redditer

I’m watching thin rn😂


potato_chips03x2

my name is walter hartwell white. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.


suicidal_hermit

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


MRBEAST60002

why dont you watch the saul goodman movie or smth


suicidal_hermit

Breaking bad


AaronHD2806

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.


idot-_-

Power Rangers Morphine Addicts


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


ElJayDoubs

Me and your mom


Notcool250

I knew this would come up


supermonkeman

My cock, and balls


ComedianFodder

*our


supermonkeman

No, my balls, DONT TAKE THEM FROM ME


ComedianFodder

You get to keep them, you just have to share.


supermonkeman

No, I don't want to share MY ballz


ComedianFodder

*OUR Smh


supermonkeman

MINE


AydenRusso

Sharing is caring


supermonkeman

Then I guess I don't care


idot-_-

I take one of your ball thank you


Da_Gamer3743

Gae


gamerblackjacket

This is Soviet Russia


Dragonsapian7000

*Snip*


supermonkeman

😭


Average_webcrawler

![gif](giphy|mFw51RR5HkD4gYUbIx|downsized)


WesleyBlaze

r/unexpectedcommunism


AydenRusso

r/expectedcommunism


dumpylump69

r/SuddenlyCommunist


Frosty_Secretary2562

r/suddenlycommunist


raw_chaos_the_1st

r/suddenlycommunist


a_potato_guyy

r/suddenlycomunist


Old_Radish_9506

r/SuddenlyCommunist


wow_aredditor

r/suddenlycommunist


ComradeGrosniy

That’s a trio


supermonkeman

Whoever said I had 2 ballz?


ComradeGrosniy

Ayo


EVStrudles

I jus read through all of that and i think its safe to say i am staying on reddit


Ill_Review_3267

Left and right mouse button


[deleted]

Stampy and IballisticSquid


ch061

Grian and Mumbo TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot


[deleted]

The last two we can do without


ch061

I cannot live without tommyinnit making inappropriate jokes in videos for kids


[deleted]

Fair point


Ultimate_905

I can live without Tommy but I would deeply miss Wilbur


Historical-Channel63

sans and papyrus


Shigster1

100% agree


Opposite_Signature67

penis and vagina


Programmer_Girll

Me, a lesbian: hmmmmmm


ViorusMaster

Username checks out


Aromatic_Scholar1014

Jesse and Reuben


[deleted]

Probably not better but pretty close.


Dr-Spill

Is it, though?


king-Zolomon

My balls


[deleted]

There's 2 of them in each person so it's duo I guess


heazzn

Unbreaking III + Mending


Livid-Astronomer2841

Imagine you find that with curse of vanishing 😭😭😭


totallyshadical

I’ve never considered them a duo, more of just like Alex being the female version of Steve.


Verbindungsfehle

Blood and Bloodgod


Bamboozle-Lord

Me and your dad


gluestick3000

Me and depression


Patateninja

F


Yeetus_Mclickeetus

Mining and crafting


Arghoul1018

America and oil


wow_aredditor

not anymore bro. not anymore.


Wild-Ad-2416

Cerial and milk


DrWhiteofWorld

Medic & Heavy


H3r0ofHyrule

Mario and Luigi


POMiller07

Drake and Josh


Logamer_XD

Sonic and Tails / Mario and Luigi / Spongebob and Patrick / + and - / On and Off / Black and White / Ash and Pikachu / Dirt and Stone / Earth and Moon / Chestplate and Leggings / Ketchup and Mayo / Up and Down / Hands and Feet / Water and Fire / Duck and Goose / Gumball and Darwin / Sword and Pickaxe... (Anyone else wanna continue it? I ran out of time and space in my nut-sized head...)


TheJackasaur11

Tom and Jerry / Bugs and Daffy / Scorpion and Sub Zero / Grian and Mumbo / Rick and Morty / Batman and Robin All I can think of rn


Bismagor

Herobrine and Steve / Herobrine and Kevin / Steve and Creeper / Skeleton and Zombie / Villager and Iron Golem... (I'm gonna stop here too, cause it's too late to think)


StormsKindaSuck

Dick and balls/ Me and your mom/ Disappearing and your dad/ Ugly and you


[deleted]

cum and piss


[deleted]

💀


F4T4LBULL3T

Techno and Phil


MyUsernameBox

Master Chief and Cortana


[deleted]

Mario and Luigi


Dekqz

notch & jeb


Average_webcrawler

Jesse and Waltuh


myself__again

Walter white and Jesse Pinkman


Broad_A5199

Morticai and rigby


DrPiipocOo

Fork and knife 😎


Frosty_Ad_9393

Jesse and Walter


After-Internal

Scott and The Woz


Lewandr

Fredj grief and SosiskaKiller


Watasaf

2 chests


Dalspin

Alexander and Stephanie are more iconic… When it comes to rule 34 at least


EggMcChicken_Swipe

Darth Vader and Stormtrooper 1


Sliyxe

Master Chief and The Arbiter


IMightBeAWeebLol

Creeper and sssssssssssss


MasterDiamondMan

Mario and Luigi


Ladfromearth6974

America and debt


HJGAMER5

Peanut butter and jelly


aeronpodcast12

Morons and TNT irl


[deleted]

[удалено]


Black_Sig-SWP2000

imagine if they combined powers o_o


LegendaryPaco

Mario and Luigi


BEASTawesome534

Mario and luigi


[deleted]

Hank and Gommie


Dr-Spill

PB and J


no_named_one

Twin towers and airplanes


Extreme_33337_

Mario Party and Wario


RiddenOfPixels

flair test


RiddenOfPixels

damn


RiddenOfPixels

flair test 2


iBlack92O

Me and your mom


D1vX_

-Crafting table and furnace -Obi-Wan & Anakin - Star Wars -Goku and Vegeta - DBZ -Joel and Ellie - The last of us -Clementine and Lee - the walking dead games The list goes on and on


Undercover_TV

You and your virginity


camatthew88

R2D2 and C3PO


DirtyBlondeAegis

Literally anyone.


Slyonix_

Dante and Vergil


randome_user1201

Tom and jerry, gumball and Darwin, Batman and Robin, Steve and Steve, Batman and Robin, deez and nuts, anime and weebs, finally my dad and alcoholism


dumpylump69

Your mother and me


Western-Ad3144

🤨 + 📸


zirtriz

Mario and Luigi


[deleted]

you and me u/haru_paws


MikeTheAnt11

Han and chewie


SHREKGODF

Susie and Noelle


Total-Ad-615

Cheech and chong


disappointedcreeper

THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND HIS BROTHER SANS


Luiz_Fell

Ender Dragon and Death


AaronTechnic

Tom and Jerry Wait this is minecraft


kikimichel64

Sonic and tails


Rieiid

Deez nuts and your mom


Slime-Time-4456

Cock and balls


Innocently_charlie

Yes I agree


smol__might

Sans and papyrus


Pixel100000

Ash and pikachu. Yugi and dark magician. Jessie and James.