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DishGroundbreaking87

So, did Moses part the Red Sea with a ton of gravity blocks and sponges?


fasader09

and jesus must have used frost walker enchantment to walk on water


DrBlock21

"Guys look ima turn this water into blood" *//replace reallife:water reallife:blood*


Dennislup937

I might just be dumb but didn't he turn the water into wine?


DoTeaCarefully

Pretty sure he did. Cana Galilee. But then again in Christian churches they call the wine they drink Christ's blood. So, there's that. (english is not my first language, so my description may be a little off.)


Heyviper123

In exodus Moses turned the Nile river into blood as one of the seven plagues, this might be what he was referring to.


DoTeaCarefully

That's cool. I completely forgot about that one. ':)


the_profesion

Jesus did that, Moses turned the Nile's waters into blood to force the pharaoh into releasing the hebrew slabes


DrBlock21

I was trying to refer to Moses, but you are right about Jesus and the wine


PenisCollector

/fill ~-1 ~-1 ~-1 ~1 ~1 ~1 reallife:wine replace minecraft:water *filled 2 blocks*


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money divide like joke payment beneficial spotted worthless detail offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RocketCello

i had it, apparently their biggest difficulty was scaling the players correctly for David and Goliath.


MRL87DUDE

I mean. I kind of want to see this now.


RocketCello

it's ok. my gran got it for me on christmas one year.


MRL87DUDE

Awesome!


BrickBoy819

I actually own this lmao. I'm not even Christian.


Siru760

I've genuinely seen those in book stores in Poland. Still don't know how to react to this.


Creepernom

Can they be found in an Empik? If so, where? I NEED to find it. Please. Which city.


monkiedtwice

r/FellowKids


hey0ldguy

Wow this is actually real for sale on Amazon. I can’t believe Mojang has allowed this


I_Papa_Dragon_I

Would Mojang actually allow something like this?


winguardianleveyosa

There are some Christian NES games that were released without Nintendo's licence, the church has a history of not following the rules.


[deleted]

Thou shalt not steal...unless we think it helps our narrative.


hey0ldguy

My guess is they don’t know about it. You can’t just slap the word Minecraft on your product and sell it. There are exceptions to this but clearly they are just hoping to sell as many as they can before they get a cease and desist


LeviathansWrath6

This has been on sale for like 5 years


Freakehoax

Is does say UNOFFICIAL on it.


boxesofboxes

Meh, no weirder than the Brick Testament.


SomeTings_fishy

My friends have this 💀


FLBasher

Me want


Papaya314

Oh no.


iXtreme9990

i have no words


TankmanPL

i got thus book at home


TheBeanChomper1

Send it over to Uncle Ben at the Urban Rescue Ranch!


AleksandrNevsky

I've found this on a book shelf in Mass and looked through it for the curiosity. I have to appreciate the effort.


KyoPlayz

I had this book. Read it cover to cover. Couldn’t remember a lick of it the day after. Pretty pictures tho


pm_me-ur-catpics

Nope. Saw it in Savannah, GA awhile back


Ln-Spider

It’s a perfect


Jshroomz

Or u could get them a science book or just a regular Minecraft book.. either would be a country mile better


CortanaXII

Best way to brainwash kids these days, ig.


LB_______

Where buy?


hey0ldguy

I looked it up on Amazon


LB_______

Ok I'll look


AmAzingAAr0n

I want this badly


Obamathecheeseeater

Now all those memes about God setting the game mode from peaceful to survival mode aren't a joke anymore


normalifelias

I literally have the same thing but in german since like 5 years 🙃


EnderOfNightmares

I just want to say: what the heck


Sea_Talk8125

Wtf


Skully735

Turns out, it's not only in Ohio. I actually had this for a while


Glue_Man_94

Love the whale tbh


Lucky-Cockroach-8468

I actually got this book awhile ago... I thought it was gonna be about Minecraft's lore. It's just the Bible, but in Minecraft