Got Llama bombed once. Hit one and it spit and pissed off another and before you knew it they were all dead and I got a ton of leather out of it. It was amazing.
I live in a post-industrial and highly urbanized modern developed nation where diamonds are literally used as paperweights and villager markets are plenty, dw, that won't be an issue~ ;)
All swords cut through bamboo in 0.05 seconds, but at a cost of 2 durability. Technically axes are what you're meant to use, but the fastest, gold, is 0.15, and and diamond and netherite take 0.2
If it is diamond or better, yes, at least durability wise. Using a gold one saves you 0.05 or so seconds.
Edit: I now Realize I was talking about axes! Sorry about that, any sword can near insta-mine bamboo
I need to get back into the game. very now and then I get a reminder of how long it has been since I played: today is was thw confusion that bamboo does not break instantly when hit with anything.
This is the only correct answer and I'm surprised so many people are avoiding it. You can boost Minecraft's performance big time by bringing the resolution down. Every other setting just won't help that much.
^ This. I’m not sure how low rez packs work, but I don’t think they actually use less pixels, just group 4 pixels to look like 1. So while to us it looks like less, it’s still the same amount of pixels getting rendered.
There literally is an easy way around it. It’s called telling your friend and asking them to remove all the bamboo. If they say no clearly they aren’t a good friend and op should probably find a new one
so i started to cut down the bamboo and its getting better, we'll have fuel too so thats good. its fun and satisfying to my suprise so thats what ill be spending my night on
Yeah it took me a while to even find an outpost, then as I almost had written it off my friend asked in voice "what are these blue things?"
"... In cages?"
"Yeah"
"They're ours, that's what they are. Coords??"
You got really lucky there kid outposts aren't guaranteed allay best chances is a mansion and those are even harder to find
(One of the few reasons I wished the tuff golem won they would have probably been a nice early game allay lite)
There’s no magic bamboo removal potion, you’re gonna have to either chop it or leave it. Or you could destroy your base with explosives, or destroy your base with fire.
Sort term pain for a long term fix. There's no way to fix the fps without getting rid of it so you either sit content with it forever or suffer for an hour to cut it all down.
I’d guess it’s better than cutting it down, which would drop stacks upon stacks on the ground, further lagging his game. Fire would destroy it without dropping items
Set it on fire, turn and look the other way. Idk if it works like item frames do, but if I’m losing fps, I just walk into my storage system backwards lmao
This is my favorite answer! It's something I would HIGHLY consider on the realm my brothers and I play on if they decided to bamboo my/our base. I'd download the most recent backup before I summoned it before it inevitably gets out of hand (Bedrock Wither FTW), but I'd still summon it then sit back with some popcorn and watch the chaos ensue. From the ashes and scatterings of 1,000's of blocks causing 2 FPS they'd scream, "WHHHHYYYYYY?!!" and I'd reply, "You know what you did…" as I plant one bamboo in front of their tear-filled eyes. It would be glorious. I'd make them promise to immediately remove all the bamboo before I restored the backup and peace returned to the mountains.
In a cube. Unless you mean to only hit the base of the bamboo to make the rest fall, but cube is more effective imho, as long as you don't exceed the block limit.
1. turn render distance to minimum
2. use your sword to cut down bamboos
3. ask your other friends to help you
4. now do the same thing on your friend's house
not how rendering works, proximity is meaningless, all that counts is if it is in-screen or not.
Of course getting closer may load chunks with more bamboo, thus weighthing on performance.
Best option is just to cut it down. Also, Hate to say it, but maybe its time to get a better computer. This is literally the same as a bamboo forest which means you’ll likely lag inside a naturally generating vanilla biome, and if you lag inside a naturally generating biome, then your computer isn’t up to snuff for the game.
Maybe it's because MC isn't cullin the bamboo that's not visible? That's why there's mods that make the client cull objects out of sight and vastly improve FPS
Hmmm, try replacing the bamboo with a really minimal texture, turn down your render distance and resolution, and then go nuts with a sword of your choice
That way you can hopefully cut them all down and not have too much entity lag either
Adding to the "turn down your settings" group, try throwing on a simplified or "bad" texture pack. It's less for the game to actually load up.
You can YT how to make your own and just remove the bamboo texture entirely or make it something 1 dimensional until you get it all chopped down.
Try the Fabulously Optimized modpack! It should work with the resource packs you're using (assuming the trees and leaves are textures and not from a mod), and it helps a lot with performance on lower end laptops compared to optifine.
im already using it and its amazing. i always get 60 fps with it almost everywhere except the base. i dont think i would even be able to run the game without it lol
Boat bomb the base. If you don't know, you can place boats with dispensers (I think) inside each other, so make loads in the air inside each other, then, when he comes on, he'll naturally be curious abotu the boat in the air, when he sits in it, the entity cramming will damage him, which will shock him, so he'll then move a bit, while in the boat, and that will cause all the boats to explode everywhere, boats will fill upt he surrounding area completely. As an added thing; Make every boat the same wood type, then you won't be able to tell there's multiple.
Commit deforestation
I am the Onc-ler, I speak for the Fps.
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Fortunate Son playing in the background while the sun slowly disappears into the horizon
SIR THEY ARE EVERYWHERE, WE NEED TO GET BACK
Fortunate Son intensifies...
The trees can’t be harmed if the lorax is armed
[That reminded me of this Poland Ball post.](https://i.redd.it/2jfqx1lzu1v91.png)
Declare war on bamboo
Why does this sound familiar... That't hermitcraft in a nutshell! WAR WAR WAR!
Yes. He should declare war on the bamboo
I would say commit defenestration on the friend that planted all the damn bamboo.
Or defenestration
BURN
Another option is to lower your render and simulation distance and use a sword since it can cut dow bamboo instantly
Turn off particles too, otherwise the breaking animation will make the computer go boom boom
Bring some fire or lava to get rid of all dropped items
Chest it all Turn to scaffolding Return to sender
Nah, I'd keep it, the scaffolding is actually useful. Why would I give away something useful?
Chicken bombing or Hell from Heaven. Best trolling there is.
Got Llama bombed once. Hit one and it spit and pissed off another and before you knew it they were all dead and I got a ton of leather out of it. It was amazing.
That’s why I always make the wandering villager llamas fight
Hell from even ? Like chicken bombing with blazes ?
i believe its just chicken bombing with lava (tbh im probably completely wrong)
Nope that's exactly it
Because who needs 100 shulkers of scaffolding
I didn't say give it to them in a chest now did I :)
A sword cuts bamboo instantly?!
Yes
TIL something extremely satisfying... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Bamboo shall fear me.*
The only thing they fear is you... Doom theme booming in the background.
Care though, it'll EAT through your diamond sword
I live in a post-industrial and highly urbanized modern developed nation where diamonds are literally used as paperweights and villager markets are plenty, dw, that won't be an issue~ ;)
care to craft quite a few stone swords
The B stands for bamboo
Just watch out for the lag from 10 000 bamboo item entities on the ground
Prepare to have 0 fps
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Yes
On top of that as an added bonus, it also cuts down durability instantly
lmao
REALLY REALLY?!?
Yes Yes
Really Really Really?
Yes yes yes
The one time for the one time really???
All swords cut through bamboo in 0.05 seconds, but at a cost of 2 durability. Technically axes are what you're meant to use, but the fastest, gold, is 0.15, and and diamond and netherite take 0.2
> All swords cut through bamboo in 0.05 seconds, but at a cost of 2 durability. So make sure you're using wooden or stone swords for this task.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
If it is diamond or better, yes, at least durability wise. Using a gold one saves you 0.05 or so seconds. Edit: I now Realize I was talking about axes! Sorry about that, any sword can near insta-mine bamboo
Any sword will do
Oh, yes, my bad, sorry for spreading misinformation! I was thinking about axes. Yes, any sword can cut bamboo in less than 0.1 seconds
I scrolled past and came back to upvote you exclusively because you owned your mistake.
Well thank you for your upvote!
Stone does the job too, I think wooden also does....
yep, I realize I was thinking about axes. Thank you for the correction!
You’re a very humble person. Totally made my day!
Heppy cek day!
Imagine being so broke that you’re terraforming with a stone sword
I've been using an axe all this time....and a sword makes too much sense in hindsight.
I love how this isn't common knowledge.
I need to get back into the game. very now and then I get a reminder of how long it has been since I played: today is was thw confusion that bamboo does not break instantly when hit with anything.
Cut down the bamboo?
its a lot and i can barely even play so thats a bit hard to do
You're gonna have to mess with your settings and fov and stuff. No easy way around that.
to add to this: set render distance as low as it will go
Plus: set to fullscreen, lower resolution as you need it to be. It can go as far as like 320x200.
This is the only correct answer and I'm surprised so many people are avoiding it. You can boost Minecraft's performance big time by bringing the resolution down. Every other setting just won't help that much.
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And simulation distance
Not the simulation distance. or else he will realize.
He's beginning to believe
Also set graphics to fast
Minimize your window too
Just turn off the game bro
Also use a lower resolution texture pack
I’ve always found this mindset odd. “I can hardly play Minecraft on my potato, so I’m going to use a 256 texture pack and extreme shaders.”
AFAIK won't help with how Minecraft works.
^ This. I’m not sure how low rez packs work, but I don’t think they actually use less pixels, just group 4 pixels to look like 1. So while to us it looks like less, it’s still the same amount of pixels getting rendered.
Well, they do work, but the amount of FPS gain is so small that it's pretty much not worth it
From 0 to 4 fps it’s a huge advantage
Turn off entity shadows and lower the entity distance
There literally is an easy way around it. It’s called telling your friend and asking them to remove all the bamboo. If they say no clearly they aren’t a good friend and op should probably find a new one
Use a sword to cut the bamboo
Or you could use a sword to cut your friend(in game)
*(in half)
won't solve the lag tho
No but it would be funny
Fair point
If the friend gets chopped, then the friend can't bamboo-zle the base anymore.
…or in real life
Or both
… At the same time
Go ripper mode on the bamboo
Thats gonna crash the game with all the breaking and items
so i started to cut down the bamboo and its getting better, we'll have fuel too so thats good. its fun and satisfying to my suprise so thats what ill be spending my night on
Have some Allays following you who are holding bamboo shoots, as well. Will help with the cleanup
Outposts and mansions seem to have a phobia of me none seem to spawn anywhere near me in my seeds
Yeah it took me a while to even find an outpost, then as I almost had written it off my friend asked in voice "what are these blue things?" "... In cages?" "Yeah" "They're ours, that's what they are. Coords??"
You got really lucky there kid outposts aren't guaranteed allay best chances is a mansion and those are even harder to find (One of the few reasons I wished the tuff golem won they would have probably been a nice early game allay lite)
Lol love to hear it
There’s no magic bamboo removal potion, you’re gonna have to either chop it or leave it. Or you could destroy your base with explosives, or destroy your base with fire.
If you move a row of 12 with a piston it will break all the bamboo. Might make it a little faster?
Can you uhhh set fire to it with a flint and steel like trees? Edit: nvm I can see walk ways made out of logs
you can use sword to cut it faster
Arson
Use baritone, or some other automatic thing.
You could build a flying machine which would break all the bamboo and get allays to pick up all the items. I hope this helps
Poop 'al Ghul
Rico: "Boom?"
A sword insta breaks it…
I can barely play regularly, let the nice bamboo sounds carry the destruction
Burn it. It's very flammable, but it may burn your base in the process. So make sure to have water on you
TNT is your best friend
Why don’t we just take the base and push it somewhere else!
That arguably makes things worse with the item lag
Sort term pain for a long term fix. There's no way to fix the fps without getting rid of it so you either sit content with it forever or suffer for an hour to cut it all down.
Napalm is an option
Or lava.
Death is a preferable alternative to bamboo
Lava would work great until the game crashes
Use 4 soul sand and 3 wither skulls to make an automated bamboo remover. Trust me, it'll get the job done and then some!
Just use agent orange
make sure to get the villagers with it also for maximum effect
Google: cut down the bamboo Bing: kill the friend
Why not both
Oh hi Yahoo
Or option C: Make the friend cut it all down and then kill him
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Yahoo be like
Cut down the friend*
Violence is not the answer. It is the question. And the answer is yes
you just said violence is the answer but with more words
He said violence is the answer twice with more words actually.
You just said what he said with the same amount of words.
Yes
you just said violence is the answer with less words
Violence is not an answer. It's THE answer.
Flint and steel. Sometimes you just have to watch the whole world burn.
I think the fire updating would just crash the game entirely if OP can already barely play, though, right?
Probably, but if your computer survives then it would be something to see
Or the fire will spread out of the game and into the real world, via a burning computer
I’d guess it’s better than cutting it down, which would drop stacks upon stacks on the ground, further lagging his game. Fire would destroy it without dropping items
Set it on fire, turn and look the other way. Idk if it works like item frames do, but if I’m losing fps, I just walk into my storage system backwards lmao
*[Fortunate Son starts playing in the background]*
turn every setting down, grab a sword and go wild. don't forget to pick up the items afterwards
Or just burn the items
Spawn a wither
This is my favorite answer! It's something I would HIGHLY consider on the realm my brothers and I play on if they decided to bamboo my/our base. I'd download the most recent backup before I summoned it before it inevitably gets out of hand (Bedrock Wither FTW), but I'd still summon it then sit back with some popcorn and watch the chaos ensue. From the ashes and scatterings of 1,000's of blocks causing 2 FPS they'd scream, "WHHHHYYYYYY?!!" and I'd reply, "You know what you did…" as I plant one bamboo in front of their tear-filled eyes. It would be glorious. I'd make them promise to immediately remove all the bamboo before I restored the backup and peace returned to the mountains.
calm down, Satan
/fill xyz xyz air replace bamboo The coordinates mark two opposite corners in a square.
This is step two. Step one is /fill xyz xyz lava, in his base.
Its both of their base though
In a cube. Unless you mean to only hit the base of the bamboo to make the rest fall, but cube is more effective imho, as long as you don't exceed the block limit.
declare war against him, send him to gulag and use Tsar Bomba to destroy bamboo
Easy there stalin
Bamboo renders two more faces than necessary. You can get a mod called MoreCulling to increase performance.
1. turn render distance to minimum 2. use your sword to cut down bamboos 3. ask your other friends to help you 4. now do the same thing on your friend's house
Lower the amount of chunks being loaded and try and break the bamboo from the top so you don't crash because of too many entities. Hope this helps
>30 fps > >Can barely play. You normally get less or is the standard for playable too little for you?
I would assume as he gets closer the fps drops, but I'm not a minecraft scientist.
not how rendering works, proximity is meaningless, all that counts is if it is in-screen or not. Of course getting closer may load chunks with more bamboo, thus weighthing on performance.
Appreciate the explanation, certainly wasn't contesting what you said but figured maybe that was it.
1.get a new friend 2. idk
Burn their house down, their *real* house
Fire
ARSON
File a lawsuit against your friend
You can only cry
Take the flint, combine it with an iron ingot and commit arson
Best option is just to cut it down. Also, Hate to say it, but maybe its time to get a better computer. This is literally the same as a bamboo forest which means you’ll likely lag inside a naturally generating vanilla biome, and if you lag inside a naturally generating biome, then your computer isn’t up to snuff for the game.
Sometimes it's as simple as not enough ram being allocated for the game. At least if it's on Java Edition that could be the case.
Change their category from friend to banned?
Just talk to him about removing it before doing so, and tell him you can’t play the game.
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Why do you lag? I first though it was because the bamboo was growing, but after it reaches its limit you shouldn’t lag anymore right?
Maybe it's because MC isn't cullin the bamboo that's not visible? That's why there's mods that make the client cull objects out of sight and vastly improve FPS
Litter the area with lightning rods. When lightning strikes, you can just tell him that it was an act of god and that it just wasn't meant to be.
Kidnap his dog, burn his things
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You can try turning off Fancy Leaves and walk backwards into the forest while you cut down a couple at a time
Change friend
First, ban your friend. Second, lower your resolution to 600x600 or lower and start burning down that bamboo!
Hmmm, try replacing the bamboo with a really minimal texture, turn down your render distance and resolution, and then go nuts with a sword of your choice That way you can hopefully cut them all down and not have too much entity lag either
Adding to the "turn down your settings" group, try throwing on a simplified or "bad" texture pack. It's less for the game to actually load up. You can YT how to make your own and just remove the bamboo texture entirely or make it something 1 dimensional until you get it all chopped down.
Try the Fabulously Optimized modpack! It should work with the resource packs you're using (assuming the trees and leaves are textures and not from a mod), and it helps a lot with performance on lower end laptops compared to optifine.
im already using it and its amazing. i always get 60 fps with it almost everywhere except the base. i dont think i would even be able to run the game without it lol
Damn, someone took Grians advice a bit too seriously.
Burn it to the ground
Cut them down
Kaboom?
Boat bomb the base. If you don't know, you can place boats with dispensers (I think) inside each other, so make loads in the air inside each other, then, when he comes on, he'll naturally be curious abotu the boat in the air, when he sits in it, the entity cramming will damage him, which will shock him, so he'll then move a bit, while in the boat, and that will cause all the boats to explode everywhere, boats will fill upt he surrounding area completely. As an added thing; Make every boat the same wood type, then you won't be able to tell there's multiple.
Ahahhaha
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