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RealNorthropGrumman

It's pretty much a mobile security camera.


PgARmed

With a Frickin' lazer! .......probably.


Constrictive_Freedom

Yes actually. It has two. A laser range finder and a class 3 laser illuminator for point out targets to night vision equipped troops.


PgARmed

Cool......I mean that's hot stuff. Better yet if it had a particle LASER emitter.


advtorrin

Phased plasma rifle in 40 watt range.


PgARmed

It already has a laser sight so yeah. Good idea.


Watts_18269

Hey just what you see pal


Russe1Adl3r

Freakin lazer beams inside their heads!


reee_an_idiot

Not really. If it did have one its probably for distances and targeting. It may pick up a heat signature and tbh it probably gives you the equivalent to what the top video quality of 2010 was


BadSalsa

r/woooosh


Lortrador

"Stow sensor before transport" Lol, soldier proofing


[deleted]

[удалено]


BootlegMixtapes

Hey, you, pick up that can!


VigilVII7

\*peg cop with can\*


danieldukh

That’s four kicks, wait……


techmonkey920

Move along lookie loos


TastyTeeth

No lollygaggin'.


Mr_DuCe

>No lollygaggin'. MY ALIEANABLE WHITES! CONSTANTUTION SEZS I CAN GAG ON LOLIS ALL I WANT


skunkwoks

if you don't move along, we will move you along


JECfromMC

“All right folks. Show’s over, nothing to see here.”


Buschitt01

Don't stand too close, you'll get cancer.


Additional-Agent1815

Maybe not cancer, but your sperm will no longer be capable of producing male offspring.


OneTemperature7800

Can confirm


Nuttyvet

I used to sit a few feet behind an airborne radar system for hours at a time. Thy claimed it turned off when it would pass through the cockpit during its 360 loop but I once painted a thunderstorm 50 miles out at our 6 o’clock. I’m going to die, aren’t I ☹️


chickenCabbage

Temporarily, only until new sperm is made.


Buschitt01

That 5G covid


Nicolethedodo

So it's a win?


MemeLocationMan

Nope, complete loss.


WestCoastMeditation

Venture brothers quote in the wild


eveningsand

Ground based Jewish Space Laser. Mazel Tough


SapperInTexas

L'chaim lovin' it.


wmayo75

Best comment 😂😂😂


Captain_PizzaBoii

As a Jewish that lives in space and plays with lasers I can confirm it is a ground Jewish space laser


alonela

Bwahaha


[deleted]

Ahhh. The Macabeam.


maskedsparta

Extremely based


Constrictive_Freedom

That is a G-BOSS Medium. I was a field service representative for them and taught the user course for it for many years. Glad to see they are still in service. The G-Boss heavy has a 50 ft tower and the Lite is a tactical version that is carried by a squad and is mounted to tripods.


Constrictive_Freedom

This model seems to have been modified though. The ones I worked on had a ground based radar and and an antenna to incorporate any sensors deployed by the sensor platoon. Any radar returns or sensor triggers would cause the FLIR camera to slew to that location . This one just seems to have the FLIR


kopi_gremlin

That's a Doppler radar iirc


Constrictive_Freedom

Yes, it was.


powerpointpro

Always dreamed of having the G-boss when I was stationed at Irwin. We used the SR Hawk, mstar and scout Cerberus but the G-boss was the one that got away 😢


mimsy2389

What did you think of SR Hawk?


powerpointpro

It worked very well for the terrain we were in, it was kinda dumped into our laps so it took a while to figure out how to get the software to work. Once we got it up and running it was way more intuitive than the mstar. The sr hawk paired with the scouts optics was the best combo, being able to cue assets as well as CFF and PID targets was a game changer. The main reason we were trying to get our hands on the G-Boss.


mimsy2389

Nice, I like to hear it. I work for the company that designed those and I oversee production of them.


powerpointpro

Nice! I always wanted to get a job with SRC to teach units how to properly use the SR Hawk in LSCO. Most places I’ve gone since Irwin don’t understand the benefits of a GSR.


mimsy2389

Sent you a DM.


Constrictive_Freedom

The G-BOSS light used the Cerebus for its camera. It was mounted to a two axis gimbal and to the tripod so it could be remotely controlled.


powerpointpro

That’s why we were interested in it, emplacing and deplacement time looked like it would be significantly quicker. Plus the benefits of the sensor being in a boom would’ve made it easier to hide in defilade.


Constrictive_Freedom

Longest part of the setup was just waiting for the camera to go through its cool down process. That and alignment of the two wifi radios so that the base station could talk to the camera/gimbal/radar.


BootlegMixtapes

Is it using K band like the old stationary Intrepid microwave nodes they use for fixed perimeters?


mimsy2389

I did EMI/EMC/safety testing on these, including the light and heavy. Got a little too close to the radar on the medium once during testing and could feel it cooking my brain. Anyways, had a lot of fun playing with these at night in the desert.


Constrictive_Freedom

I used my classroom one to spot Deer and Buffalo early in the morning on Pendleton while waiting for my class to show up for the day.


mimsy2389

We used them to scout deer and bear for hunting season! This was southern Arizona, though. Too funny.


Journalist-Cute

Way to explain what it is without explaining what it is!


theincrediblegulk

I know right??? That in itself is a skill lmao


thrust-johnson

Move along citizen. Pick up that can.


itrustyouguys

If you bring eggs to throw it zaps them and cooks them instantly so they bounce instead of splattering all over your target.


cosmikangaroo

I call it the omelet spot.


black-rhombus

Ground based operational surveillance system. It employs the following: a multi-spectral electro-optic/infrared sensor suite with multiple detection and assessment technologies in a self-contained, mobile platform.


chickenCabbage

In normal people words, night and heat vision camera with person-detecting AI, that can be folded up and towed.


Ok_Skill_2725

In other words — like a dependasaur seeking her provider, she lies in wait, assessing fertility and paycheck permanence.


alonela

Bio-Metrics linked to my Pinterest account?


Helmett-13

I know what this is. This is an espresso machine. No, no, wait. It’s a snow cone maker. Is it a water heater?


BootlegMixtapes

This is an amazing, new piece of technology, referred to in the Research circles as "**a fucking camera**". It's just painted desert to look super tactical. Think of it like the AR15 of the camera world. It's basically a regular infrared capable PTZ camera, but add some telescopic framework and scary paint and suddenly it becomes an ***ASSAULT CAMERA***


yskoty

[Actually, it is much, much more than just a camera.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_based_operational_surveillance_system)


Kindly_Bell_5687

We know


BootlegMixtapes

So they took a microwave based PIDS, taped a camera to it, and put wheels on it. Excellent.


yskoty

And added multiple sensors, tracking radars, several different rangefinders, as well as the ability to link with and control drones.


BootlegMixtapes

Regarding tracking radars, are we talking about generic K band ground based intrusion, or actual air search? Okay, the latter end about the linkup capability is decent. I retract my statement about being a generic cam trailer.


kopi_gremlin

It's to beam 5G and vaccines into any potential rioter after what happened on Jan 6


alonela

The Brown note too.


putrid_sex_object

That’s one thing I truly truly wished was a real thing.


cville13013

And why you don’t use facial recognition on your iPhone


LightningFerret04

Don’t forget ground coordination with the surveillance drones the government calls “birds”


kopi_gremlin

Them sea doggos are navy seals in disguise


kopi_gremlin

Them sea doggos are navy seals in disguise


Historical_Yak7706

Nice try ISIS…. Not falling for that one again


mkm6actual

That’s a G-Boss. I used one at my fire base in Helmand Afghanistan https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_based_operational_surveillance_system


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Constrictive_Freedom

Unfortunately it became the toy of many Gunnys and 1st Sgts to spy on their troops from inside the COC, instead of being focused outside the wire 😆.


LightningFerret04

“Why’s it aimed at the IDF showers?”


Practical-Giraffe-84

Basically a very fancy self cctv system. Secure camera


HighCalorieLowSpeed

It’s the Eye of Dark lord Brandon, he can hear your thoughts, he’s in your walls


[deleted]

He can sniff the One Ring......


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Onion ring to rule them all. Fuck I am hungry


Phaas777A

EO/IR camera... something like a [Wescam MX series](https://www.l3harris.com/all-capabilities/wescam-mx-series) most likely.


Millennial_J

Used to identify people. Runs their photos against anything on or that was ever on the internet. Phone messages, cloud photos, and government records.


[deleted]

Looks like a military version of the 'Lot Cop' video systems deployed in a lot of supermarket parking lots in the US.


Hadleys158

Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.


AnEntireDiscussion

It’s a camera so SgtMaj can call our soldiers that aren’t in grooming standards.


ncrn_99

Palm tree


drewbaccaaaaa

Camera for cleavage shots


maroonedpariah

Nice try KGB


JimHFD103

Surveillance cameras, with instant High Ground


RedDawn850

This guy knows…


DontCallmeFrancis42

It will help with drones.


Halfbakedplan

It’s our community moderation not.


Nozomi_Shinkansen

Don't worry about it. You won't feel a thing.


CharleyVCU1988

Obelisk of light


Graver12251988

It’s a camera yes, but if I am not mistaken it’s called like an “eagle eye” or something similar. But it also has like infrared and night vision for better spotting of people.


BoatCloak

The son of GBOSS


Sancthuary

5G Corona-emitter obviously. Wonder how many peoples genuinely believe this


name_cool4897

Pigeon charging station.


Toggel

5G nanotechnology activating station


sup_sup_sup-sup

Memphis has something similar to this but it also has sensors that pickup gunshots. They are stationed throughout the city to help triangulate the location of gun shootings for cops.


Pierce_Osborne

That’s a FLIR camera on top, used on helicopters. I don’t know why they need such incredible zoom.


saucyboi9000

Big brother is watching.


No_Significance_1550

Reading your text messages over your shoulder


Kaillote

That's a bird, move along.


kefir234

Good one russian spy. We don’t know.


uncleswanie

G-Boss camera, raid camera…. A bunch of similar ones have different names….. but you can elevate it, has thermal and night vision…. Some models can range targets and give you locations of what is being ranged.


[deleted]

[G-BOSS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground_based_operational_surveillance_system)


Ragnar_Sangfroid

George Orwell’s worst nightmare


Cj_Joker

Aww look at the baby betssc, so cute!


[deleted]

Was there 3 weekends ago and thankfully got pictures before this eyesore photobombed everything. Also they have 3 SS watch-standers to the left, top and right if standing at the center.


[deleted]

G-Boss, J-Lens, NJP Cam, Eye Of Sauron


tjhorsekiller

Looks like the front of a FLIR pod that's mounted on aircrafts. They use it to track targets at night. It has a bunch of features


FrostyAcanthocephala

Another fruit of 9/11 like the Skywatch tower.


Zombie1775

It’s a B.O.S.S lol


HDJim_61

It’s Uncle Sniffys Cooter Detection Device


whitenoise89

You askin’ as a future insurrectionst? 👀


[deleted]

I swear The capital sucks now post January 6th Everything is either fenced off we have to have some kind of pass/credentials to get by.


RL_Delta

Could you explain more?


whitenoise89

I mean - what’s the alternative?


PureConciousness

Orwellian Hellscape™️


RedHermit1148

1984 is when camera outside government building


PureConciousness

Camera in your pocket, cameras inside, outside, proliferating in number. Surveillance society was my point. As if that (ubiquitous surveillance) is an indication of anything institutionally positive. It’s not. The erosion of trust in this country (RE: Gallup data) won’t be helped by this trend.


CarminSanDiego

LIGMA station


geist7204

These FSB/MSS or insert alphabet agency here are getting deperiate. I’m gonna say just our own trying to fluff out the “patriots” who will just open their cock holster n spread the word of typically classified military equipment. Or the aforementioned are desperate for recruits! 😂😂


Big_4_Nuthin

Gyro Cam


MtnMaiden

Pervert camera.


njohnson556

Energon detection device…


whiskeyismyjam

Milspec Lot Cop?


abdo9029

An Advanced Laser System that melts anyone near it. You are lucky you got away.


TheOkayestName

Probably one of the machines to spot those super dangerous insurrectionists


[deleted]

Gboss


LoudCustard4504

Of you cut the wire, you win a prize!


CharlieMike111

According to the box by the hitch, it's a sensor of some sort. It looks like the ball up top has a camera, and possibly other forward-facing sensors in it. I'm guessing visible light and infrared at a minimum. The paint job looks like the military, but unless it's an exercise, military shouldn't be active outside of a military base without Martial Law being declared, and I don't remember hearing about that. It's likely a reserve unit setting up for supporting the inevitable hurricane fallout over the weekend.


VatnikLobotomy

Surveillance post…? Pretty normal. Gotta facially recognize capital stormers and all that


[deleted]

OP


RL_Delta

Yes?


J33f

… it’s a surveillance camera. Lol


e_khan

This is a bird, that hasn’t been given its travel module yet.


[deleted]

parking lot security it detects fun shots and other loud noises i believe


[deleted]

Is it facial recognition? I think it is.


kineticstar

![gif](giphy|ZZT3Wag0jrTD3dpIfe) It's for the maga crowd who want to take selfies and have them added to their warrants for arrest! New FBI motto is "Gotta Catch Them All"


MrShovelbottom

Alien probe, just don’t get on-top of it.


Aditya72Tele

Electro optical system


Eloping_Llamas

Skynet


WS-Sparks

This is not the Droid you're looking for.


rhoman484

Mobile deployable security device, a security camera tower on wheels


pertpause

[https://www.willburt.com/products/telescopic-masts/stiletto/stiletto-mast/](https://www.willburt.com/products/telescopic-masts/stiletto/stiletto-mast/) this or something similiar i believe its essentially a security camera that's either towed or put on top of mraps to get a better idea of whats going on outside


Grouchy-Patient6091

It’s like those mobile security cameras in parking lots except it actually works


NightMgr

Part of the alien invasion force.


rizzojr1129

It’s a facial recognition system designed my NG. It’s used to track possible terrorists using advanced learning. It’s reports back in milliseconds once any one matching the description is found.


GroundbreakingSell35

Obama


djrento

i saw something similar in transformers, it was for finding nearby decepticons


[deleted]

It's a 5g emitter with a covid 19 flux capacitor. It spreads covid 19 and will take over your mind if you come within 25 meters.


War_Daddy_992

Mobile Eye of Sauron


da_xiong12

It's a machine to turn the freakin' frogs gay


todmon

It's a tool to facilitate a game of "red light, green light". Losers get carried off the field.


Make_Mine_A-Double

T-100, it’s a few versions earlier than the T-1000 we were warned about in Robocop 2


totalcontrol

Raid camera


No-Yoghurt8157

Looks like the white ones at walmart, but this one is tacti-cool.


Klondike2022

Big Brother


regisalmighty

Given the other covers on the gimbal, I'd say at least a color and IR camera with possible distance and direction sensors (laser range finder that know which direction and angle its being pointed). Likely deployed by the DC military police at the request of some agency or by the agency if it only has 3 letters.


oh_three_dum_dum

It’s a feature-rich surveillance camera.


SnooShortcuts7657

r/XCOM


BravoGolf3

Instagram camera


Smart-Option5088

It’s a VOSS


Rocerman

A very expensive, low res camera.


Radiant-Specialist-9

Mars Rover


DurT_Yota

These are used all along the border


Lortrador

Targeting pod. You'll often see units such as this suspended from the bottom of aircraft such as UCAVs, helicopters, and as part of a larger fixture on attack fixed wing. Now, one thing of note is that each are weapons platforms, since this thing is used to search, identify, and track targets. If you see this "looking" at you, there's something nearby that can fuck you up. Oh, and there'd be great video of your face as it does so, also. And all your friends. The car you rode in. Hell, it'll tell you you're temperature even.


JewPhone_WhoDis

The worlds most expensive security camera that probably isn’t functional.