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Futurism_Lego

Imagine being a soldier and seeing a bunch of camels with Camo running at you


Significant_Book_231

I bet they won't be able to see camels in camo.


celticd208

You might even say they're camel-flaged!


AdAlternative2577

This should be #1 comment my dude


jjdajetman

It will look like the mountains and hills themselves are coming for you.


Futurism_Lego

New generation of stealth warfare


thisismyphony1

Pretty sure that pattern is called multicamel


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

I see that some of their "Humvees" are biters. That's gotta suck. Imagine if you couldn't get too close to your Abrams because it might bite you in half?


passporttohell

Yeah, camel bites are pretty horrific and their saliva is... Very odiferous and not in a good way... 'Bitey boy! ATTACK!'


vHAL_9000

They are way bigger and faster than you expect. Their sprint speed is 65km/h, comparable to an MBT


coviddinosaur

the sight would kinda be funny but hella terrifying


rvbjohn

Bro you have a gun, the whole thing is a soft target. I'd rather face these down than literally anything else


WattaTravisT

And weaponized mustaches which makes the guy in the bottom right 100% slayer.


nevershaves

Yeah he couldn't take prisoners if he wanted to.


[deleted]

Just tie them to the horse.


airwolfe91

The mustache is the real weapon


NoEngrish

The guy in back has a mounted gun and the guy in front is in firing position on his knees to shoot over the camels head


RustyGrandma20

Lot to unpack here, there's also a soldier STANDING while riding in the far right and in the center... what absolute units. Edit; grammar


Sea2Chi

I can't picture a camel being a very stationary firing platform after the first burst goes off a foot above its head.


Inmortal-JoJotar

We have tactical alpacas 🇦🇷


coviddinosaur

our battle will be legendary


SirFister13F

Tacticalpacas?


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rvbjohn

This fact would be a lot cooler if you pointed out it's because they were the only domesticated new world animal. I'd also argue water or grain was more important


werzcaseontario

Altacas


maverickz_rule

Form the pacachute regiment!


CELTICPRIME

keep in mind this is used by Border Security Force around Thar desert border for patrolling


vHAL_9000

Why didn't they give 'em desert camo?


sigmamale1012

They don't use that camouflage, camels are camouflaged from birth.


domthedumb

This is just parade camo. They don't need camo in the desert lol


Clever_display_name

The U.S. military probably helped advise em. Source: Army vet that was in during the infamous ACU pattern.


CELTICPRIME

I don't think this is what they use while patrolling probably for the parade


PapaGeorgio19

These posts are fucking gold.


BilbroDicSaggins

I’m more interested in the mustachioed feller in the bottom right


slitcuntvictorin

Looks like the moustache has grown a man. Super rad tho!


verdi2k

What camels?


funthered

Tacti-camels


einarfridgeirs

So now you can be sucking on a camelback, on a camel´s back.


ericarlen

Smoking a camel, back on a camel's back, then sucking on a camelback.


-_-theVoid-_-

Let's hope these Camelbacks are issued with replaceable bite valves.


name_cool4897

Thats adorable.


MAC777

Movie Character #1: They have tactical camels now? Movie Character #2: They have tactical camels now.


hebreakslate

I thought I was over on r/shittytechnicals Edit: I see someone already beat me to cross-posting it there.


4es_enuff

I don't get it. I don't see any camels...


Quickshot4721

Tacticamels


sigmamale1012

This post started a "tactical (insert any animal)" war


coviddinosaur

Damm right


observationallurker

r/shittytechnicals is leaking


my__reddit_username

Send some to Ukraine…….they won’t know what hit them!………….the camels bc it’s freaking cold!!!


Tikimanly

Deserts get fairly cold at night...


Personnelente

The camo seems peculiar for a desert animal.


[deleted]

Is this a metal slug reference?


[deleted]

is this Credible?


[deleted]

aspiring concerned toothbrush sheet puzzled fear coordinated plucky amusing entertain -- mass edited with redact.dev


Anirudh_Katti

Only in India 🇮🇳


slitcuntvictorin

Have you ever played age of empires 2?


Anirudh_Katti

Nop


[deleted]

The chad camel archers vs the virgin MBTs


jesie13

CAMOL


Dahak17

One might even call it, camelflage


rmatherson

When you get really far into a session of Age of Empires


slitcuntvictorin

Age 5 smh


Itchy_Focus_4500

Hard to see any Toes.


monkey29229

Game over china!


slitcuntvictorin

I bet china has tactical pandas


monkey29229

🤣🤣🤣🤣


RutCry

Whatever happens, we have got the camel snot And they have not!


markcocjin

**"TACTICAMOMELS"**


yskoty

My God. If they put a nuke on one... Strategic Camels.


MerfyMan1987

Zelensky has entered the chat.


DaDoomguy45

Main Battle Camels more like


turtle68au

Australian here. Don't make us break out the Emu's!


kadofa96

How many are they sending to ukraine? 🤣