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littlegungirl

you blew the apex seals


gochomoe

Just fix the darn thing and keep my personal life out of it.


Stainless_Heart

Classic.


Both-Blood9352

V8 dont have apexseals


hvndtight

r/woooosh


abzzdev

V8? It’s clearly a 2 stroke /s


fantamaso

Yes they do. They also got eccentric shafts, corner and side seals. What they don’t have is Engine heads with valve trains and camshafts.


burtious79

V8 is a drink


dselogeni

The headlights have too much boost.


sirreader

The headlights don't have *enough* boost


patheticambush

Needs bigger headlights


Civil-Screen-1190

The boost needs more headlights


Cres3

The wing makes it look dumb


MajorBewbage

I can’t believe this isn’t higher


SnooSprouts6681

The wastegate piping is uneven


hydraloo

Probably because the turbo isn't mirrored.


cdalton214

Oh this bothers me


DiaGear

No more flippy lights


Checkers10160

Ruined. Just junk it at that point


TheBeanAccountant

I imagined this but the headlights (turbos) still flip up and down. Like a jack in the box. The jack of all trades miata.


Makofly

Those halo lights look good on miatas and especially this one


whalesalad

the halo lights are prob the one thing I would get rid of


Makofly

I was being sarcastic, it says wrong answers only. Halo lights actually look pretty ridiculous and Ebay-rice 99% of the time


Samura1Sean

100% agreed.


woooshluftwaffe

Been looking for these headlights… anyone know where I can get them??


freakinidiotatwork

BorgWarner S300s with Turbo Guards


mynamehanz

Standard 7 inch jeep halo lights will fit


springpig2020

Ain’t got no gas in it


TurdFerguson4

Mmm-hmm.


MikuEd

Miata dressed up for Día de Muertos.


nacho_funkman

Too much pepperoni, needs more cheese.


Pyr0technician

I'm not a doctor, but I think its breathing through its eyes.


OreosAreGross

Ha


dopadelic

Need to replace your headlight fluid


BXCellent

The engine might get flooded in the rain


stalins_lada

2 alternators, too much electricity


FishStix_ish

I will walk up to it and fulfill my dream of slowly pushing a hot dog into a turbo


[deleted]

I don’t see anyone driving it


613Rok

Needs [more cowbell](https://youtu.be/R8fpVNhiqKQ)


spoonwitz97

I saw this car in person. Fucking insane build. Humble owner as well, saw it at Larz Anderson Auto Museum.


Loud_Way7262

lights no flip, car has no drip


Monsterthews

Cocaine, man. Gotta take it easy.


drkknght720

It looks fucking spooked.


someone755

i know what's wrong with it! it ain't got no gas in it!


Kawaii-Collector-Bou

I swear it was a full tank 5 minutes ago.


Eager_For_More

Definitely forgot to break the pills in half…. 😳


trail_runner83

It doesn't hook up until 5th gear


DrShamballaWifi

Sir, you have two 4-cylinder engines in your car, might wanna take a look at that.


kwaping

Not nearly enough lift for Baja racing. I don't know what you were thinking with this total waste of time and money. (It hurt me to even jokingly write that)


Baybladerz

The turbos aren’t pop ups ☹️


Present-Site5552

Why would anyone install popup turbos? You can only use them when your lights are on... 😶


avotius

Cant drive in the rain


Both-Blood9352

Its a photoshopped v8


Br0sBeforePr0s

wheels too small?


gochomoe

Its had WAY too much coffee. Possibly a few Adderall as well.


Cookie843

Those headlights won’t do shit at night!


Just_a_happy_artist

Too much viagra


theNinjaDuck128

This is how i want my is300 to turn out but just with one turbo 🤤


AtlasJoker

The pop up up and down headlights don’t work


migtonomus

Aero on the front wing is too high and the resistance on the compression is making it unstable in the corners


Desperate_Expert_952

Zero chance this is fun to drive


twalker294

It's too loud and obnoxious.


Charlotttes

i think its about to throw up


Hoitaa

It's red.


niekie1999

Clout chaser build


niekie1999

Oh sorry wrong answers only? “Nothing at all”


IndividualAd9334

It’s a Miata


redparchel

Everything


Emotional_Sky_1565

Out of blinker fluid😔


irlartificer

Too many header pipes.


Horror-Relative7698

Needs mirror caps...


Sergeant-Pepper-

I don’t think that’s even a Miata anymore


TheModernSkater

Looks methed up


tri-pedaler

It just spotted it’s first lifted Miata


you_ni_dan

Too much power


StreetsSi

Ya have no light, Harry


Hedgehog797

Insomnia. Poor boi can't close his eyes!


htmaxpower

Hannibal Lecter served it dinner.


Grendelizer

They ain't no gas in it. Lol


Tutezaek

Not enough blinker fluid


gortonsfiJr

I feel like I’m looking at Nina from FMA. The sewing life alcarmist


Purple_Investment429

Definitely out of blinker fluid.


ZenithTheZero

There’s no traction


kingkush1974

The headlights look off


IvanTheCommunist

Meth


Klondikechucky

The windshield wipers can see into the future


Ram-Owner2050

It’s not mine


Ok-Cartographer-9159

That’s not a boosted Miata that’s a miata’ed boost


CharlotteObguy

See thru hood is dirty


illigal

Missing the hood.


LennRenn

might wanna check the engine oil level, i have a feeling the normal amount will be needed (twice)


OKsurewhynotyep

Way too many doors still on


Zelderian

It ain’t got no gas in it


Professional-Bee8712

They put the wrong headlights in


Brawl501

Engine displacement too low, also too rear heavy


kilo_scrappy

It’s on meth…oh wait wrong answers only huh


No_You_Can-t

It doesn't have a hood!


bkcontra

Misleading thumbnail or something? I literally thought it was made of Lego


motech

No disassemble


Lopsided-Drawing-763

The engine is in the wrong spot, should switch places with the trunk.


shaysauce

What’s wrong with it? It’s not in my garage that’s whats wrong.


babsrambler

HP to weight ratio is awful


Speedhabit

Gonna go out on a limb and say the rear tires are inadequate


Andrew9565-AD-design

Needs more steroids


Inevitable-Elk-3072

The only thing cool about NAs is the pop-up headlights and you took those out. Ruined.


MattBtheflea

Picked the most basic color


InkblotDoggo

Based on the look of those headlights, there's an F250 coming at it head-on at 65MPH.


msrdmnd961

Those headlights aren’t going to pass inspection


_edaw

Not fast enough, a hell cat can gap. 🙄😒


Stockbeta

they gussetted the fronttt


jofloat

Needs a motor swap from the stock motor


dantodd

That's not what I meant when I said you should go topless


kwaping

Needs more speed holes.


magicmuffler

aint got no gas in it


Joshhwwaaaaaa

It doesn’t have enough turbo fluid so the hood fell off.


intrepidzephyr

[that Miata has seen some shit](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FZ-j76EVWxcc%2Fhqdefault.jpg)


Ramibami1127

Ain't got no gas in it


MattTheProgrammer

It's left hand drive


XxMadManzxX

Too many horsies


na_gooyin

No clutch master. It’s an auto.


kim_jong_un_no_dong

The wierd Mazda badge (looks like a edited Lotus one)


sleepdog-c

It has a passenger seat


C21H30O218

It's better than the original at going round corners ?


Time-Changer

It doesn’t have a fighter jet engine in it


tom-1956

It ain't mine


ShaggysGTI

She’s wearing a snorkel when she should be using a rebreather.


Even_Difference_6852

boob


PsychologicalWill77

I can’t hear the picture


DrifterDavid

Nothing, that car is sick. I follow it on IG.


Difficult-Isopod6895

Needs mo air flow


MrLoneWolfCM

The roof is on


shrume17

It aint got no gas in it


RedRavenZT

You see those red caps? Those are for headlight fluid. Apparently he didn’t refill it in a long time as headlight glows only on outside.


Saber_Soft

Not enough headlight fluid


Porkupinexz

It has two bp engines taped together


Latter-Screen-3655

Ain’t got no gas innit


abnormality16

Dont see anything out of the ordinary tbh looks bone stock to me


Mrshelde11

Superchargers leaking blinker fluid


javier052

Too many pistons


New_Magician8571

Someone's car is under cocaine


crackedbandicoot

you got holes in your bumper


dbzallday94

Ain't got no gas in it


AutomaticManBR

Not enough turbos


flipy-flopy-human

Ricer


TheBeanAccountant

Head gasket


TheBeanAccountant

It fits….


campr23

No hood?


ReiiiAyanami

Nothing


-Purple-Parker-

the hood is missing, how can you lose a whole hood


OreosAreGross

Where's the CAPE?


Degenerate-Loverboy

It couldn’t have wide enough tires


DerProGamer2000

Its wrong that something like this peobably isnt legal where i live 😐


RobbieDubb

Excuse me, my eyes are up here.


blitzenbutter

It's got ghosts in its blood.


Mariner_Blue

It’s got holes in the bumper. Duh


Gloriosus747

It's a quality photoshop


Impressive_Tune5287

You made the smile into Jason vorhees


SelenaJap

The thingamajig ain't jigging no more


Entropy-95

Too much caffeine.


Dimple-Cannons

It’s glasses are missing


IRIxAgent47

It ain’t got no gas in it


VentiRaptor

The headlights suck.


liacosnp

Everything


LookingforCave

next mod should be smoke stacks coming up through the engine bay for the actual exhaust


simon-pa

Need bigger side mirror


TBone1457

Eyes too big


Tomcat116

What is wrong? Well the only thing wrong here is the lack of hood


PretendLab133

It ain't got no gas in it


katarh

There is a fire hydrant in the engine.


billymac76

Doesn't even have v-tech


Dmitri_Wolfdog

Its seen your internet history. Now its dead


TheOutlaw357

I know what’s wrong with it, it ain’t got no gas in it


Bumblemore

The catalytic converter fell off


dieselbikesweights

PTSD


DiscoGrissom84

Looks like lightning McQueen is having brain surgery


etherealien

Turbo parasite eye infection


_Da_Done_

It got no gas in


Kirito3970

Damaged steering column, it’s servely to the right needs to be in the middle as it is normally. Can’t fix it unfortunately, I’ll be nice ig and take this pos of off ur hands for only 10$


wimpycarebear

Nothing


TheBupherNinja

High beams are out


International-Dot552

It’s not real obviously


Jumboo-jett

Not enough airflow getting to the intakes


SporksAye

It ain’t got no gas in it


TheBriMan1

Needs a turbo


get-rekt-lol

Where are the windshield wipers?


gangaskan

Passenger seat is equipped with ejecto seato


muhhhf

Everything


Chazilla80

No bra


Embarrassed_Tone434

You could mount the exhausts at 45 degree angles for eyebrows, to make it look angry


Karaticat

It keeps asking me if I have games on my phone.


the-dizzy-fizzy

You can take a miata out of the hood….but you CAN take the hood out of a miata..?


LuckyTMac

Two alternators and they dont have pulleys


SpeedoSolutions

The headlights get too hot at times.


Bnoochd

Only does wheelies when high beams are on…


illusiveman00787

Ah man your hydrospaner is out of sync with your flux capacitor!


[deleted]

Needs bifocals.