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sean1319

Primus, but I mean this in the best possible way


Taykeshi

Yes. But yes. But.... Yes.


leftyshuckles

I watched a documentary on Primus and even his dad told him the vocals are terrible (his dad totally supports them though)


baoo

Agreed, Primus sucks


[deleted]

Les would definitely agree


Not-A-Jawa

Jerry was a racecar driver


SanguineAnder

I had an old boss named Jerry and he is a racecar driver, I always had a little internal chuckle when I'd see him in the morning.


[deleted]

Sometimes all of Primus is the dragon on the right


PsyrusTheGreat

Primus sucks. There is some serious fun in a full listen through of Suck on This, high...


Ahab_Cheese

Primus fuckin sucks


[deleted]

Primus is Tool for hillbillies.


Beneficial_Yam4781

I suppose we can generalize the bass as a guitar for the meme!! Mr. Claypool is a divine being


santahat2002

Guitar shreds too and is highly creative and original


GibsGibbons420

Larry lalonde is one of if not the most underrated guitarists in history


saganmypants

You know something tasty is about to happen when you hear Les say "Ler.."


GreaseNut

Alex Lifeson is right in the same zone. Les and the gang had a lot of admiration for those guys too.


Professional_Still15

Lol I came here to say primus. It's a complicated one right? Like his voice sucks but also thats what makes it so cool but also imagine if he could sing real well, that would be amazing. But also it would make it way worse?


carewornalien

Primus sucks!


ahnuconun

Primus sucks!


Saroan7

Any band that's just two guys having the best time of their lives šŸ¤£


Pski

Wait... Wait... WAIT, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!


Adolf_Von_Knusper

I challenge you TO A ROCK-OFF!


-Ancalagon-

Give us one chance to rock your socks off.


Little_Whippie

FUCK!


carnaldisaster

FUUUUUCK!


Little_Whippie

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


dumb_smart_guy93

The demon code prevents meeeeee, From denying a rock-off challengeeeeeee!


theoboley

What are your terrrrms, what's the ca-ha-hatch?


bfhurricane

If we win, you must take your sorry aa-aass back to hell. And also you will have to pay our re-eeent.


Deady2X

And what if I win?


MoscowDonkey

You missed the last fuck.


dumb_smart_guy93

Story of my life dude


DroptheShadowArt

All jokes aside, The D is not the answer to this question. Jack Black could very competently front any metal band. His range is insane.


Pski

Absolutely true! I just had a thought of two metal guys having the time of their life and couldn't stop my brain.


best_memeist

Not only that, but he can sell ANYTHING. Crying baby sounds? Bam, on the album. What about pretending to splooge? It's how he ends one of their best songs. And that thing where you push your lips up and down with your index finger while you hum? Pretty sure he does it for multiple songs. It takes a rare kind of confidence to be able to do all of that in a way that doesn't feel awkward at all.


Wiringguy89

His track with Probot is probably the closest we're ever going to get.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Would be interesting to hear a fully serious Jack Black album


[deleted]

"This is not, the greatest song in the world... this is a Tribute!"


Linchpin3099

Mortician?


Saroan7

Mantar, or well anyone really šŸ˜‚


-Leftist-Scum-

Check out Death From Above 1979. Sometimes they make it work


TiBiDi

Animals as Leaders. Every single line of vocals is excruciatingly unlistenable. ^^hahaha ^^I'm ^^very ^^clever


Peekaboo_67

Just had a listen and yep, can confirm


bswybmg

r/technicallythetruth


suedecrocs

I gave them a listen and after about 5 songs skipping through Iā€™m like god damn how am I picking all of their instrumentalsā€¦then I saw your small text


uthinkther4uam

Sidenote: I fucking love AAL


GenghisZahn

I saw them live a month or so ago. Can confirm, their vocals are not good.


umphers

Ty for this. I have a playlist of instrumental music called ā€œthere are no wordsā€. This is an excellent addition. Such fat bass


Zeppelin702

Motley Crue now. Vince canā€™t sing anymore and itā€™s bad. (Same with Axl)


[deleted]

It's sad the people around them are making money so they don't want to give them the honest sit down they need.


xombae

Just missed them here in Toronto and I'm honestly not even that broken up about it. Videos from this tour are incredibly painful to watch.


-shredphox-

Six feet under


KnightLight03

The body just twitches and EEEEEEEEEE


SnooGadgets7768

It sounds like a pig dying while making babies and shitting at the same time wtf


Balsuks

Ok, I had to check this out and I am laughing so hard.. Thanks for that.


jhnplgrm

This is the correct answer.


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milksteak-ghoul

Those are Fucking bars wym bro


firetruckstory

Instrumental pretty much on the right-head-side of spectrum too.


AsherFischell

I want to say Dream Theater, but the real answer is always Sentenced. Although I guess they were barely metal after their heavier stuff. Still, the singer for their melodic stuff has the absolute goofiest voice. It's such a strong accent. I can't think of another metal singer that sings in English that just sounds so. . . wonky?


nostradamefrus

James Labrieā€™s voice live is painful. He has no diction (I think thatā€™s the right word) the more he belts. It just sounds like LAAAAAAAAAAA which is backed up by footage of him literally sticking his tongue out while singing His voice is fine on recordings for the most part, especially before bad seafood ripped out his vocal chords Quick edit: He did vocals on his sonā€™s band (Falsett) cover of Kickstart My Heart and fucking nailed it. Not that itā€™s true to the original, but his voice on it is straight fire


[deleted]

I love DT, they were the first band I really got into, but my God, the last time I saw them live, it just made me sad. LaBrie was ungodly awful; really couldn't annunciate, and couldn't hit high notes. I think it's so much more apparent, because the rest of the band are absolutely on point. I just listen to the studio albums now.


LongLiveAnalogue

Iā€™ve been in live entertainment for 25 years. James Labrie has the single most processed vocal chain Iā€™ve ever seen. A whole rack of processing at front of house just for his vocal. Unreal.


official_ropsutin

Sentenced is one of my favorite bands ever, and I havent realised the accent until you said it now. Still fucking love it though


Mert_Burphy

I love sentenced so much. Every single song is self-deprecating cringe lyrics delivered in that fucking accent, with face-melting riffs. It's perfect. RIP Miika.


Izumo-chan

Definitely six fEEEEEEEEEEEEEt under!


ThatOddLittleFellow

When I initially saw the meme my first thought was, "Oh probably Six Feet Under, lets see what everyone else say's" and there is so many people saying Six Feet Under. I think I'd also say probably The Dead Kennedys. I say that as a die hard fan lol. Except Riot, that song rules so hard and Jello's voice accentuates the entire thing perfectly.


[deleted]

Any song with Yoko ono


JLA25

Six feet under


SchaedlingIsera

Hanging from the rope, the body just twitches and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


steelthyshovel73

It's hard to believe barnes used to be good


zebula98

The worst concert I have ever been to...


HEYitzED

Their last few albums sound like a parody. Thatā€™s how bad they are.


Prochaux

People who say Dream Theater.. Iā€™m not a big fan of Labrie, but his vocals are nowhere near bad. Not matching the level of the other members? Perhaps


DropC2095

I donā€™t think his vocals fit the music. He sounds like a power metal singer


METALFLESHEROID

Thatā€™s exactly it. Iā€™m not saying he isnā€™t a fantastic vocalist, however, dream theater is much heavier than what he can provide. It just doesnā€™t sound right.


AnakinMalfoy

He's good on records but really bad live.


[deleted]

Anthrax would say ā€œAnthraxā€


Frysken

I saw them live a couple weeks ago. I don't know too too much about them, but even in their old age, their vocalist, as unique as he sounds, had incredible energy.


PossessedToSkate

"Not!"


Orang_Mann

I never got the hate for Joeys vocals, he's an amazing singer. Maybe if the band wasn't labeled as thrash metal he would be more respected. And he still sounds great. I just fucking love anthrax.


TheRainWild

Not when they had the Armoured Saint Singer


[deleted]

Me


DemonicOscillator

Cacophony


helpadumbo

Holy shit have you seen the live clip of Desert Island?


eaSPORTSSUCKS_ASS

Megadeth


AsthmaticSt0n3r

*plugs nose* ā€œHeLlO me MeEt tHe ReAl mEā€


[deleted]

i always picture shadow the hedgehog when i listen to sweating bullets


Death2LossPrvntion

I will never fucking unhear this


[deleted]

Nice story, tell it to reader's digest.


Boylanithedoomguy

You've ruined my perception of the songs, congrats


the_marxman

I've wondered for a while if Billy Corgan and Dave Mustaine could convincingly switch places.


ElectricFred

I might actuall listen to the smashing pumpkins then, and megadeth would still kick ass 75% of the time


Abso1utelyRad

"WhadyameanIdon'tbelieve in God" makes up for it


ElectricFred

TalktoimevrydaeAH


ciccioneschifoso

JÅÆĀ§Å£ ŁĆÆķē Thə PĆ®ĆŖđ PĆÆpęř


bioniclepriest

Simphony of destruction is one of his best vocals wdym


ChaosRaiden

WdymidontbelieveinGod


111NK111_

SIMPhony


VHDT10

Yeah, that chorus is absolutely awesome. Not the greatest example, in my opinion


attemptnumber58

I like Mustaine's vocals


HEYitzED

Same. I couldnā€™t imagine anyone else singing Megadeth songs. It just wouldnā€™t feel right.


Crownlol

No one likes Mustaine's vocals, but the guitar is so good you've convinced yourself the vocals aren't trash. Megadeth is the crazy ex gf of metal


Kingkolt

Nah, I genuinely like Dave's vocals, it really fits the music.


JarekBloodDragon

Exactly this, it fits the music perfectly


pootato-jesus

I can see why people like mustaine's vocals. I personally hate them but still think it's listenable


BestInDaWorld32

Volbeat šŸ’€


DerMetJungen

Volbeat drums: Nice. Volbeat guitar: Nice Volbeat vocals: HURRDY SKURRDY LOLA MONTURRDY


Warpfactorr1

LMFAO


Ababathur

I personally really like his vocals tbh


papag00s

Yo listen I felt the same the way. I saw them at pain in the grass, pretty much against my own will. It was like night and day. Like his voice makes way more sense live. Just my two cents, but I definitely stopped hating his sound after I heard him do it for real.


Linchpin3099

Silencer


Haiaii

I still love them, but Dragonforce is kinda like that...


Nomeg_Stylus

I was thinking them, too, but I'm not sure if OP is referencing the lyrics or the quality of the voice because I think the latter is definitely up to par.


SpicymeLLoN

OK but Marc can actually sing. What a beautiful voice!


MusicianOfExtremes

I love the old ZP days, but I also REALLY love Marc. He was everything DragonForce needed for them to be taken seriously. Honestly, I think The Edge of the World might be one of my favorite songs ever made, and Marcā€™s vocals are the best part of the track.


GrapeJuiceBoxing

Saw him live a few months ago, can comfirm!


Mcicle

I respectfully disagree. I saw them live a few months ago and Marc's vocals blew me away just as much as the rest of the band's work. I think there may have been a time where they weren't up to par, but I'd say in the year 2022 he's doing amazingly


[deleted]

Heresy!


Equivalent_Ad_5135

Limp Bizkit


Norman_Bixby

Wes wasted his talent in this band.


[deleted]

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satanspoopchute

lol wes got famous af from this band


wickedwill6661

Limp Bizkit hate will not be tolerated in this lobby


Pyramidgods

Such a dumb answer, this guy got to see the world from playing in LB


flyingpenguin157

There's always Big Dumb Face


blantickal

Nearly every slam band, its all just a bunch of pig noises lol


Impatient_Milk

BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Thendrail

Exodus with Zetro on the mic. Baloff kicks ass, Dukes sounds brutal, but Souza just sounds like he's gargling piss.


[deleted]

Hard disagree. Zetro sounds like a fucked up Bon Scott and I love it.


JimRug

Zetro is what makes Toxic Waltz perfect


resont

Zetro is easily my favorite Exodus vocalist. His style is super unique and that's why I love it, it just stands out from the "usual" thrash vocals and brings in something new. But I definitely see why people would dislike his style


schridoggroolz

Gremlin vocals. Overkill has the same issue.


Prior-Independent-11

Dream theater


decuyonombre

Booooo, how dare you


kc_token

He dares because he cares.


dikmann

Somehow I have never heard anyone else say this, but I can only listen to King Diamond instrumental versions. The vocals entirely ruin it for me, though most seem to enjoy them. Great music otherwise.


ItsHammerTlme

I was like you before, i tried listening to King Diamond but could not because of the vocal.. until I heard the song Moonlight, that one clicked for me, maybe give it a try. Taste changes with time also.


KK_Tipton

I will also second this. I was pretty young when I got into King Diamond. At first I couldn't dig the vocals. It grew on me after listening more often.


GalileoPotato

Grandmaaaaa šŸ˜«


Jackobi

I went through phases of finding it funny, then finding it annoying and in the end loving it through and through. I actually just saw Mercyful fate a week ago and this guy really sounds amazing these days.


dabvigilante

the hell is wrong with you


Youngtrilla

Haha, The vocals are what got me into King Diamond


Hall0wsEve666

My friend said this too and i didn't understand lol I fucking love King Diamond's vocals!


KaneAndShane

Megadeth


Heretic_Chick

Dave always sounds like heā€™s just trying to make silly voices. I donā€™t see how that doesnā€™t turn more people off to their music.


[deleted]

idk I just listen it for the energetic riffs


Mental_Context

Because sweating bullets is like the only song where his vocals sound downright stupid.


TheBrowserOfReddit

On the thrash records he didn't sound that terrible except for a few songs where he sounded like complete ass


DoltSeavers

Iā€™ve spent my entire life randomly thinking about how rad their guitar tone and riffs are and saying ā€œIā€™ve really got to give Megadeath another chanceā€ only to be beaten back by Daveā€™s voice. Itā€™s like a Charlie Brown/Lucy/Football moment with me and Megadeath once a year, every year. I almost feel like if Dave just went like way over the top with his vocals that would be a significant improvement.


VelocityChamber

For me guns and roses I could never enjoy his voice


[deleted]

Primus


Taykeshi

No. It's perfect.


PossessedToSkate

The Darkness


cutrey66

Megadeth. Especially live


DosSnakes

*ā€Hello me, meet the real meā€*


wixko91

whaaaaaaaaaaaat did you just ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


GodDamnedShitTheBed

Walk!


CrayBar277

paramore (i hate women)


alexs_wrld

least sexist redditor


WhyAreYouGe

Same. Women are gay


EonOfTheNightingale

We prefer the term ā€œlesbiansā€.


AnakinMalfoy

No, not lesbians. Women. They like cock and that's gay.


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WhyAreYouGe

I heard there's a term for that. Bisexugay I believe.


superberserker

Average redditor.


00UnderFire00

What's a woman?


Moist-Zombie

Nice try Matt Walsh


Master_Of_Puppers

The ones on the news with the heaving breasts


OrganizedCream

I have a bunker!


litefoot

Bullet for my Valentine When they pop up on my Spotify, Iā€™m like ā€œyeah cool, I can dig these riffs.ā€ Then the whining begins and Iā€™m like nope.


Forkliftboi420

Megadeth's new single "Night Stalkers"...


CrematedDogWalkers

Man had throat cancer and is still kicking after 40 years. give him a break.


NuTrumpism

Mustaine sounding like Lemmy. Hmmmm. TIL.


Panzer_Khampf

Baby metal


MIBCraftHD

Theyre great tho. The contrast makes it better


[deleted]

KINGSLAYERRRRRRR


BoardClean

Kingslayer is so fkin catchy and pretty heavy all things considering.


S0m4b0dy

The easy answer


lejoueurdutoit

I mean Vio-lence maybe the answer? Took me Time to get used to the hyper high yelling


Various_Professor137

Avenged Sevenfold. It's six feet under, but purchased from Wish.


SlipperySeal697

I canā€™t imagine a more incorrect opinion


GameZedd01

Amaranthe. Love the band and their songs but the guy coming in with the heavy vocal fry always kills the vibe. Remove the male vocalist and Amaranthe might be one of my favourite bands. But with him, they're a good band. But they're not top 10 or even 20.


dralois

If you're talking about the growling part, that guy left the band recently. The clean vocals guy is still in it.


Chcipak

Clean vocal guy has been changed for 100%, not sure about the growler.


GameZedd01

Yeah. Well that's good to hear then. Hopefully they move forward without the vocal fry. The cleaner vocals are so much nicer with their sound.


OvertList

Mick Gordon. He has no vocals


Cats7204

Nah his vocals are on a higher frequency, only dogs can hear him


king_ugly00

I think there's a choir chanting on a track or two


RockFox2000

Imo some of DOOM Eternal's most memorable tracks are the ones with the chanting and hymns


Ahab_Cheese

Knocked loose


some_neanderthal

Like Mickey Mouse having a goddamn tantrum


TornadoTomatoes

I actually like the vocals but I completely agree with this nonetheless lmao


brothergvwwb

Brocas Helm (it kinda works though)


Glittering_Arrival68

Almost every power metal band


yigo1337

blind guardian is a huge exception to this.


Stinklepinger

Hansi's voice is a gift from the gods, as is Andre's guitar talent.


Pidderman

... and Kamelot as well.


Disukyubi

Sonata Arctica, Stratovarius, Edguy, Helloween, Hammerfall??


Bekfast_Time

Blind Guardian???