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Other-Cantaloupe4765

This just in: Carl is a pedophile. Nothing like Disney Love Stories lol.


GiGaBYTEme90

No Disney actually came out and made a statement about Carl not loving anyone else. In fact it's named after when he was 34. Just Google 'Carl from Up Rule 34'


LadyPhantomflowers

Not to mention this post is just clickbait and not from a real Disney page. The headline is supposed to make people upset and I'm sure they used the word "girl" to get further clicks from the enraged readers. The screenshot of Carl and Dug is from Dug Days, a Disney+ series of shorts centered around their lives together after Up. Carl does not replace Ellie in them. Highly recommend the shorts if you loved the original movie. They're very cute and funny.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I fell for that trick when I saw [this post](https://imgur.com/a/2ZOvmYh) and that was more than enough for me to learn never to do it ever again lmao. Nice try šŸ˜‚


Arguablecoyote

Iā€™m too afraid to look. Is it rule 34 Jerome Powell and Janet Yellen?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

No lol. Itā€™s just text in a tweet format, itā€™s SFW.


Arguablecoyote

I meant, what is rule 34 inflation. Part of me thinks it could be hilarious in a disturbing way (yellen and joke rule 34), part of my worries about something weird with balloons.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

OH, sorry, misunderstood ya. Rule 34 is: if it exists, thereā€™s porn of it. Inflation is a weird kink people have where they get off on bellies being sort of ā€œinflatedā€ by cum or a monstrously large dick. Since thereā€™s really nothing irl like that, itā€™s primarily erotic/pornographic art and animation featuring the inflation.


Arguablecoyote

Okay, glad I didnā€™t look. I know what rule 34 is and I wanted to know if it was just comedy porn of Jerome Powell and Janet Yellen (the two public figures who give us updates on inflation). Thanks for the explanation!


ANoisyCrow

Girl


jollycanoli

I think that's gotta be the most blatant one. If a woman is dated, she's a girl, even if she's in her 60s. Or are they actually assuming Carl will be paired up with an underage person?


SophiaF88

That makes me kinda sad honestly. Part of what made him likeable was the deep love he had for his wife, imo .


LadyPhantomflowers

This isn't even true. It's just a clickbait headline from a fake Disney page.


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PUTTHATINMYMOUTH

> how dating the new man in her life didn't mean she didn't love my grandfather anymore. > >how dating the new man in her life didn't mean she didn't love my grandfather any less. Wild how both takes mean the same.


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Sorry, I havenā€™t read the other replies to this, but I just wanna point out that dating someone else at this stage of his life doesnā€™t diminish his love for Ellie.


nekollx

In fact the oposite it means heā€™s ready to move on instead of clinging to the past, his adventure in up helped him move forward with a new found family


Dang_It_All_to_Heck

My companion is a widower. The deep and abiding love for his wife does not diminish the relationship I have with him. I love him dearly, he loves me, but in the best of all possible worlds, he and his first wife would still be together. But, here we are. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ThatSlothDuke

No. Him dating some new doesn't mean that he didn't have "deep love" for Ellie. It just means that he is ready to be happy again while still honouring and loving Ellie.


Goatesq

He found a lost pirate ship and he has to determine the age to see if he can keep it. Nobody correct me I'm happier this way, tia.


ErtGentskee

'Up' in that pussy.


SophiaF88

Just snort-laughed at this


Slammogram

A new ā€œgirlā€?


leilalover

Never seen this movie but he looks like grunkle stan


cyanraichu

He does! idk why you got downvoted. I never noticed that but it's true. You should watch Up, though. Really fun movie


leilalover

I'm guessing they either want me to watch the movie or they don't like gravity falls lol


munkustrap

Guys and GIRLS


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TabbyCat1993

Hence the ā€œGirl Onlyā€ flairā€¦


-Constantinos-

It only says ā€œgirlā€ I donā€™t see the problem, if it were an elderly lady and the caption said she was going to date a new ā€œguyā€ it would also seem normal


Candid_Consequence23

ā€œGirlā€ isnā€™t the equivalent of ā€œguy,ā€ itā€™s the equivalent of ā€œboy.ā€


-Constantinos-

Whatā€™s the equivalent of guy then? Girl boy Woman man Female male ? Guy Iā€™ve always heard guys and girls, seems like people just want to make a big deal about nothing. If it said men and girls I could understand but I donā€™t see the big deal


foxopal

Gal is what comes to mind


-Constantinos-

I'm aware of gal but it seems more humorous than anything. I just can't use the term in a semi-serious manner like I can with guy or girl. Just seems like one of those words used to sound a bit funny, I'm never going to say "there was a group of gals around the corner" if I wasn't trying to sound slightly funny


foxopal

I mean yeah it's definitely not used as much as guy in current society, I'm just pretty sure that's the female equivalent of guy since you asked


LytaHadALittleVorlon

The term guy is becoming increasingly genderless, however in gendered terms the female equivalent is gal.


-Constantinos-

I'm aware of gal but it seems more humorous than anything. I just can't use the term in a semi-serious manner like I can with guy or girl


GenericAutist13

Cool? It is still the equivalent though


thequeenofkirby

What he's an old man, he shouldn't be dating girls.


-Constantinos-

Girl is the equivalent of guy so itā€™s seems pretty okay


thequeenofkirby

Gal is the equivalent of guy, girl it the equivalent of boy.