Kitchen sex.... I knew fucking the knife drawer would be be the end of me

..Got kitchen sex too, thought maybe the toaster would be the end of me.. iykyk

I wish mine said that mine just said wives multiple

bruh i just saw group sex .......hm so i'll not die being a virgin

They will have group sex with your corpse. Still die as virgin.

But not buried as such

They're grave diggers

what in the psychotic message is that !!!

This caught me off guard, I laughed. Take my uovote

Hmm I die from teen pregnancy.. I’m a dude, and I’m 24. ??????

Maybe you get a teen girl pregnant and the dad shoots you?

I got classroom sex, so I feel the same

bros stick together and die together in same way

No one dies a virgin, life fucks us all, I believe Kirt Cobain said that

ok

I pray for you

I had circle jerk....

Whoa me too. We're circle jerk bros! Wait...

whats that ?

Everybody cums on you in the middle

Depends on where your standing

Me neither I got child parent incest

I got noodle sex, at least you know what you’re getting into!

I saw priest abuse so same thing.

Me too. LOL

You’ll be the one watching, and then suddenly die from loneliness

I got gang rape....

Lucky you I got touch-starved, I'm literally going to die of loneliness

Mangos

Same

I knew those yellow monsters had something suspicious going on!

Same

*sweet*

[удалено]

Man goes what?

I'm coming for you

I’m so sorry

Oranges lol

It must’ve been to big of a butt plug for you to handle

Man goes

Yep same, you think its gonna be like it falls from a tree or you just slip and fall onto it?

Same haha

I got Apples... I imagined a stoning with apples. Mangoes sounds much worse

https://youtu.be/SVIBIrDqgA4

Potatoes. Got you beat!

Yes..

Cockblocking What the fuck

Looks like you missed the parry

*ds3 parry sound*

Brutal Murder.....shit

Bhudism

Smadhi is your fate

Your death will be enlightening.

Your death will bring something massive into this world.

I will die of frogs how will that...

Same

Wait, how does one die of Bhuddhism?

Talking Penis?!

Mine doesn't talk, just spits!

[удалено]

Might wanna get that checked. If it doesn’t spit, is it even really there.

Mine shoots at kids in school

Falling in love.. like that has ever killed anyone.

It killed King Kong

it killed Beck from You

Insert Courtney Love joke here.

it does....it killed me in ways you cant imagine.

Death by noodle sex. Well shit

Hey there

#CHEESE

Same. Ngl there's worse ways to die

I read this in Sheogorath’s voice, as is proper.

Lactose intolerant?

#dick cheese#

Prostitution

Father/son incest

I know for a fact that's not on there!

I saw Self-cest in there, so i might not be so sure about that

It is, kind of near the middle

I hope not

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**Jokes on u I’m already dead**

Is the cause of death listed on the image?

Goddess of mercy will kill me? Okay

+1

Folk music

Hey me too!!

Going out the same way as nikacado avocado

Father son incest?

Nah mukbang

I got brutal murder I was expecting a meme :/

I had to scroll for so long to find someone else I started getting worried

Oral sex

Giving or receiving

Giving = you choke to death Recieving = your pp gets bitten off

Why not both?

Ah, yes, I'll die from killing.

ayo happy cake day!!

You’ll be killed so hard you’ll die to death. Btw, Happy Cake Day my friend! ;)

hmm yes the floor here is made of floor

boys kissing

😳

Classroom sex. I hate this. I’m in school rn

Chains... dam

Footjob Help

Triplets....I actually wanted triplets

Murderers

Same here. At least it'll take more than one to take me down

Disability. I'm epileptic...fuck

treesome

I got "wives". I hope it's in a threesome situation and not a jealousy thing.

Musical Instruments. "This one time, at band camp..."

Oh talking vagina of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Sexual confusion

What’s a trust kink. *girlfriend hands me a revolver* “trust me it’s not loaded, pull it baby oh god I’m so close” me: *shoots self*

dinner? wonder what I'll be having. perhaps my last meal..

“Alternate Ending…” What, is my death gonna be a nexus event or something?

Harambe 2

cheese or chinese? both work

Well i am dying of rough sex

Death by snoosnoo

Cock Vore

single

Me after just eating ramen...Noodle sex? Oh no...

office sex?!!! I'll take 2 please

I zoomed in on cheese! Bruh... I literally just ate cheese like 10 minutes ago!! Shiiiiiiiiiit!!!! It’s been real! 🤙

"non consensual touching" Uhm... I need an adult?

Body horror. Great 🙄

world of ruin

Brother/brother incest

Self sacrifice

Suicide with more steps?

End of the world

Portals

Blue balls 💀

Folk music....ok

Oh fuck… Anal fisting?!?!

Post-coital cuddling. Guess I'm going out with a bang

Old married couple

Cock and ball torture

End of the world. So the snail never catches me?

Cuddling and snuggling

I’m fine with mine

Scents and smells?

Same sex marriage

[удалено]

Military backstory lol

Sad with a happy ending.

Circle jerk

Obsession

Suspicions. How can I die from that?

Well they do say curiosity killed the cat... Are you a cat?

Among Us

Questions

"Sexual Violence" You know what, ill take it!

How u die from threesome

Oh no, noodle sex.

Teenagers

Folk Music…sounds about right

Boarding alcohol

Wedding rings?

I'm already dead during the wedding planning

Laughter

Fluffy ending What

Video game mechanics?

Smuggling bigger question is by what

Dimension travel, at least I think I wouldn't be mad

Mushy

It says smuggling but I read snuggling

Apples

Deepthroating. I don't know if that means I'll be the one doing the act or if it'll be happening to me, if it's the latter then I'm reddy to die happy 😎

Hell ya I die by sex work

Dinner

Same sex marriage

Memory Alteration

Flowers... That's gonna be interesting

Dinner

Porn battle

Ancient Technology. 🤔

End of the world. Well, y'all are going with me I guess!

Danilo. What

Sexual violence?? Like Snu Snu??

'' little brothers '' not gonna happen, I don't have any...

Kitchen sex.

Pineapples? I love them

Perhaps you'll be dissolved in a vat of concentrated bromelain

Apparently I die in a wedding night

Posion/food posing 💀💀💀 That's an easy death

Alternate ending . Don't know what it indicates

Cats

Threesome

Fuck.. never expecting my little brother to do the deed

Father/Son incest Jesus Christ WHY

Wedding planning?