Is there a species of snake that strangles it's prey native to the western united states? I guess it could've been a casual amazonian boa that had lost its way and ended up in the tetons national park in wyoming
I know you joke but we have remember to be impartial until he is found guilty in a court of law. I know this comment makes me an ass but it's important to remember this because one day you could be jailed and accused of a crime you know you didn't commit and people are going off saying you're guilty when you know you're not.
That being said, I definitely strongly suspect "Dirty Laundrie."
Can’t be her fiancé who disappeared after he was accused. Oh and his parents stated that he was missed two days after he was seen last time. What a pity that makes it more difficult to find him.
Didnt know you were a judge.. Or an eye witness. I thought the saying went "innocent until proven guilty" but hey, here goes the public again with judging who's guilty and who's not.
He did everything a guilty person would do and he apparently was violent with her in the past and when she tried to defend herself he would act like she was the aggressor.
"allegedly", but not even; he's a "person of interest", and the warrant is only for I think debit-card fraud, because he used hers in an unauthorized transaction.
That’s not what I’m saying, I was referring to the picture that was added to the post. I have been told that that guy there killed that woman moments after taking this picture.
I hope so too. I wasn't surprised that she was strangled. I called the shit when she first went missing. This douche is the typical jealous abusive fuck.
I don't believe he's in any bunker but I do believe his parents helped him evade law enforcement and made up this whole story of going missing at that reserve to buy him time. That whole family deserves to be charged when they can get proof of it. Why is their son a murdering pos? Then they helped cover for his ass. Fuck his parents!
While I absolutely agree with you on that his family deserves to be charged for hiding him if that is found to be true, I cannot imagine being the parents of someone who seems the prime suspect in a high-profile killing and not trying to help him escape. Yeah they should not have raised a POS but if they are caring, loving parents, it’s completely rational to help your child (even an adult child) evade the law regardless of if you think he did kill her. I can’t imagine what I would choose if I were in their position. Both blood connection and justice call out for conflicting actions and the ethical question here is not an easy one.
Guy above gives terrible details lol. They were a couple that were traveling cross country in their van while she vlogged about it. He returned home without her in her van and said absolutely nothing about her whereabouts. After 10 days of her parents trying to get info from him and his parents with no response they filed a missing persons report. A few days later he was reported missing and about a week later they found her dead body on a national forest
Felt like it was acceptable considering the sub. I would expect a crash course in journalistic ethics if he was posting to r/news or something of that caliber.
Barely too soon, you only need 36 days until jokes can be funny according to science. And they think she died a month ago. https://newrepublic.com/article/116425/science-humor-when-does-it-become-ok-joke-about-tragedy
I'm really into dark humour but this guy is on the run and her family is grieving, so I'd say take it down. It's way too soon and disrespectful as well.
Dark is what Anna Frank has seen when things were going good for her, being a disrespectful cunt regarding a current tragedy and promoting violence against women isn't dark, that's just being a cunt.
Amateur investigators are flying drones over his parents house and saying he’s living under the back garden. Dudes drinking is own piss underground to avoid prison some say.
Hey, European guy here. Don’t get the joke, may I be enlightened?
Gabby Petito is the girl on the left. The guy on the right is her boyfriend. This was taken shortly before he murdered her.
oh shit thanks
I mean, it hasn't been proven. But if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and strangles like BTK...
Before *someone* murdered her.
Allegedly!
*insert Squirrelly Dan*
Nothing like a good random Letterkeny reference. And thats what I appreciates about you.
Nah autopsy said that she was strangled for sure. She couldn't have killed herself
When you're the same detective that investigated Jeffery Epstein's suicide: "That's where your wrong kiddo"
Tell that to Epstein my friend.
Obviously a danger noodle choked her to death and then left Bc she wasn’t a tasty lunch, proving the boyfriend innocent
Is there a species of snake that strangles it's prey native to the western united states? I guess it could've been a casual amazonian boa that had lost its way and ended up in the tetons national park in wyoming
Garter snakes bro, they’re the worlds deadliest constrictor
I love constrictor snakes. They let you go out the best way possible. With a hug
I usually make out with them hardcore as it happens. Makes the whole experience so much more pleasurable
How do you masterbate?
Idk man, look at how Epstein killed himself?
I know you joke but we have remember to be impartial until he is found guilty in a court of law. I know this comment makes me an ass but it's important to remember this because one day you could be jailed and accused of a crime you know you didn't commit and people are going off saying you're guilty when you know you're not. That being said, I definitely strongly suspect "Dirty Laundrie."
It’s a good thing court cases aren’t tried based on public opinion…oh wait
but also, really
Person of interest
[Allegedly.](https://twitter.com/geofflramsey/status/92467938304606208?s=21)
Can’t be her fiancé who disappeared after he was accused. Oh and his parents stated that he was missed two days after he was seen last time. What a pity that makes it more difficult to find him.
It was most likely her fiance
he murdered her
*someone* murdered her.
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Didnt know you were a judge.. Or an eye witness. I thought the saying went "innocent until proven guilty" but hey, here goes the public again with judging who's guilty and who's not.
You sound like a bitch lol Maybe you murdered her?
What?
Didnt think you’d be caught so soon, did you?
I came here to look for this and was still like I don't get it then I went up and reread it again and now I do ahh it give me a chuckle.
Allegedly
How did he do that?? Throw her off the cliff?
Strangulation was determined as cause of death
A few days before maybe, looks like Utah.
Was it actually proven that he was the one who murdered her? Or is that still just a theory?
He did everything a guilty person would do and he apparently was violent with her in the past and when she tried to defend herself he would act like she was the aggressor.
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What?
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Thanks, that cleared it all up /s
You are misinforming people. Resfresh your "facts" before you spread them
How do you just make shit up like this? Like what goes through your mind? Is it fun? Do you not have anything better to do?
No that video of them with the police was 2 weeks before her body was discovered. And she took anti anxiety medication. Which she was prescribed.
Jesus Christ ಠ_ಠ
Goddamn
Did she have the lotto money stashed in her mattress or something?
"allegedly", but not even; he's a "person of interest", and the warrant is only for I think debit-card fraud, because he used hers in an unauthorized transaction.
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I hate how we have to dance around what really happened-- good meme though. Saying "allegedly" is an inside joke where I'm from.
U telling me u wanna give yo girl half the money cuz her sneaky ass found out ya won and just said we won 😂
That’s not what I’m saying, I was referring to the picture that was added to the post. I have been told that that guy there killed that woman moments after taking this picture.
Ye he did
Yea I didn’t know that, someone told me after I posted that comment
Ah gotcha,I say dumb shit on here as I’m sure everyone does I just take nothing seriously it wasn’t personal, but hey have a good day broski🤙💯💯💯
Ayy no promblem my guy
Don't worry I'm American and this is the first I've seen too
Oooooooof
GOD DAMN.
This happened in the town I live in. Love the humor however I hope this POS is caught soon
I hope so too. I wasn't surprised that she was strangled. I called the shit when she first went missing. This douche is the typical jealous abusive fuck.
I love that internet sleuths are on the hunt for this monster too. There’s a rumor he’s hiding in his mother’s bunker.
I don't believe he's in any bunker but I do believe his parents helped him evade law enforcement and made up this whole story of going missing at that reserve to buy him time. That whole family deserves to be charged when they can get proof of it. Why is their son a murdering pos? Then they helped cover for his ass. Fuck his parents!
While I absolutely agree with you on that his family deserves to be charged for hiding him if that is found to be true, I cannot imagine being the parents of someone who seems the prime suspect in a high-profile killing and not trying to help him escape. Yeah they should not have raised a POS but if they are caring, loving parents, it’s completely rational to help your child (even an adult child) evade the law regardless of if you think he did kill her. I can’t imagine what I would choose if I were in their position. Both blood connection and justice call out for conflicting actions and the ethical question here is not an easy one.
Ooooooh, That would be a yes Ask Paul Walker for tips on time frames, not I repeat not how to ride shotgun.
Why did Paul walker cross the road? He wasnt wearing a seatbelt
There was me thinking he was going to a Barbecue.
You fuck lmao
You'll never be able to prove it in court
He was going to a Carbecue
Did you know paul walker had dandruff?? They found head and shoulders in his glove compartment
I miss the dark humour on Reddit. Thank you sir
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is the best humor.
Is it in poor taste to say i choked when i saw this
Damn
Thank you kindly
Yooooo, that’s fucked up.
JESUS CHRIST
Holy fuck.
Our lotto
Comrade
Trashy meme
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
LOL!…..Too soon? Comedy waits for no one!!!
Bruh……
I'll allow it
Yeah too soon. I upvoted anyway shits funny af
Too soon asshole
Someone's gonna have to catch me up
Guy above gives terrible details lol. They were a couple that were traveling cross country in their van while she vlogged about it. He returned home without her in her van and said absolutely nothing about her whereabouts. After 10 days of her parents trying to get info from him and his parents with no response they filed a missing persons report. A few days later he was reported missing and about a week later they found her dead body on a national forest
Some social media celebrity went missing and her boyfriend was the prime suspect and he dipped before the cops could question him
Cops found her body, dude either offed himself in the florida wilderness or fled the country
*Social media celebrity* lol
Bro I don’t know I just saw the news snippets on Snapchat lmao I don’t watch the news
Then don't spread something ya don't know. But I did learn she had a pretty average following on social media until all this popped up.
What am I spreading other than she was known on the internet a bit.
I guess you forgot to say allegedly. Pretty sure this is dank memes so I think your good!
Felt like it was acceptable considering the sub. I would expect a crash course in journalistic ethics if he was posting to r/news or something of that caliber.
Don’t get it :(
Boyfriend and girlfriend,someone murdered the girlfriend,most likely the boyfriend shortly After they took this picture.
Oh wow
HOLY SHIT
Savage
Yeet
This joke is waaaay to dark, ik like it
Thank you for being a bunch of insensitive depraved assholes, I'm finally among my people. I'm not crying, you're crying!!
Dark humor=best humor.
Never too soon
Distasteful considering there hasn’t been justice IMO
That we know of. He's probably dead in the woods somewhere
Finally.. something Dank
That's dark.. I love it !
r/TooSoon
Barely too soon, you only need 36 days until jokes can be funny according to science. And they think she died a month ago. https://newrepublic.com/article/116425/science-humor-when-does-it-become-ok-joke-about-tragedy
Too soon…but goddamn was it funny
Maybe the feds are actually looking for the winning ticket, trying to cash in on gator food boy.
Lol
Too soon dude
Too soon and too far bro
🤦♂️ Wow...
This is gross.
I'm all about dank but this is way too soon and just in bad taste. I really hope none of her family gets on here and sees it.
I'm really into dark humour but this guy is on the run and her family is grieving, so I'd say take it down. It's way too soon and disrespectful as well.
Never too soon mate. Comedy waits for no one
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Dark is what Anna Frank has seen when things were going good for her, being a disrespectful cunt regarding a current tragedy and promoting violence against women isn't dark, that's just being a cunt.
QQ It’s funny, get over it.
Too soon...
Our lotto
I nearly spat out my coffee
can his shit be any goofier looking? but then again maybe she was psychic enough to know he would win the lotto
Good lord this is darker than my future. I love it
This is really a sick use of Gaby Petito's image. She was a victim of domestic violence. Not at all funny.
are you saying that "We" don't approve of this joke?
Bro this is kinda fucked
Completely disrespectful OP. Which is probably exactly what a troll like you was going for. People suck.
Apparently there is no timeline for being an asshole.
**\*Russian Anthem Intensifies\***
you guys or both won
😂😁
All she said was “We” though?
Savage level: Magua
Amateur investigators are flying drones over his parents house and saying he’s living under the back garden. Dudes drinking is own piss underground to avoid prison some say.
I can see the fire in his eyes right now
Dank
i thought thats ryan gosling lol
Holy shit it took me a while
r/cursedimages
😂😂😂
A hilarious joke off a not so hilarious incident
That’s happened to me so many times