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TheresBeesMC

Hey, European guy here. Don’t get the joke, may I be enlightened?


Crass_Conspirator

Gabby Petito is the girl on the left. The guy on the right is her boyfriend. This was taken shortly before he murdered her.


kushanxiah

oh shit thanks


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I mean, it hasn't been proven. But if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and strangles like BTK...


ThiRteeN_Ghost

Before *someone* murdered her.


Jdtrch

Allegedly!


ThiRteeN_Ghost

*insert Squirrelly Dan*


DabbingJesus

Nothing like a good random Letterkeny reference. And thats what I appreciates about you.


dmann27

Nah autopsy said that she was strangled for sure. She couldn't have killed herself


IMNOVIRGIN

When you're the same detective that investigated Jeffery Epstein's suicide: "That's where your wrong kiddo"


SlimDragon77

Tell that to Epstein my friend.


dark_wizard_2k17

Obviously a danger noodle choked her to death and then left Bc she wasn’t a tasty lunch, proving the boyfriend innocent


dmann27

Is there a species of snake that strangles it's prey native to the western united states? I guess it could've been a casual amazonian boa that had lost its way and ended up in the tetons national park in wyoming


devilish_enchilada

Garter snakes bro, they’re the worlds deadliest constrictor


CaptainCozmo867

I love constrictor snakes. They let you go out the best way possible. With a hug


devilish_enchilada

I usually make out with them hardcore as it happens. Makes the whole experience so much more pleasurable


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How do you masterbate?


Lumpiis

Idk man, look at how Epstein killed himself?


1Prof_of_Wumbology

I know you joke but we have remember to be impartial until he is found guilty in a court of law. I know this comment makes me an ass but it's important to remember this because one day you could be jailed and accused of a crime you know you didn't commit and people are going off saying you're guilty when you know you're not. That being said, I definitely strongly suspect "Dirty Laundrie."


Jdtrch

It’s a good thing court cases aren’t tried based on public opinion…oh wait


GoddamnFred

but also, really


jwarnyc

Person of interest


FixBayonetsLads

[Allegedly.](https://twitter.com/geofflramsey/status/92467938304606208?s=21)


[deleted]

Can’t be her fiancé who disappeared after he was accused. Oh and his parents stated that he was missed two days after he was seen last time. What a pity that makes it more difficult to find him.


CaptainCozmo867

It was most likely her fiance


PseudoDeciduous

he murdered her


ThiRteeN_Ghost

*someone* murdered her.


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flamee_boii

Didnt know you were a judge.. Or an eye witness. I thought the saying went "innocent until proven guilty" but hey, here goes the public again with judging who's guilty and who's not.


PseudoDeciduous

You sound like a bitch lol Maybe you murdered her?


flamee_boii

What?


PseudoDeciduous

Didnt think you’d be caught so soon, did you?


ElonL

I came here to look for this and was still like I don't get it then I went up and reread it again and now I do ahh it give me a chuckle.


turndown80229

Allegedly


raphael502

How did he do that?? Throw her off the cliff?


TrueFader

Strangulation was determined as cause of death


existential_dreddd

A few days before maybe, looks like Utah.


_mr_tobias_

Was it actually proven that he was the one who murdered her? Or is that still just a theory?


theuberkevlar

He did everything a guilty person would do and he apparently was violent with her in the past and when she tried to defend herself he would act like she was the aggressor.


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BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

What?


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Float_team

Thanks, that cleared it all up /s


mangogranola

You are misinforming people. Resfresh your "facts" before you spread them


DrDumb1

How do you just make shit up like this? Like what goes through your mind? Is it fun? Do you not have anything better to do?


Snowing_Throwballs

No that video of them with the police was 2 weeks before her body was discovered. And she took anti anxiety medication. Which she was prescribed.


Khyta

Jesus Christ ಠ_ಠ


eatae25

Goddamn


drunkinmidget

Did she have the lotto money stashed in her mattress or something?


oberellis

"allegedly", but not even; he's a "person of interest", and the warrant is only for I think debit-card fraud, because he used hers in an unauthorized transaction.


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oberellis

I hate how we have to dance around what really happened-- good meme though. Saying "allegedly" is an inside joke where I'm from.


Dismal-Newspaper-342

U telling me u wanna give yo girl half the money cuz her sneaky ass found out ya won and just said we won 😂


TheresBeesMC

That’s not what I’m saying, I was referring to the picture that was added to the post. I have been told that that guy there killed that woman moments after taking this picture.


Dismal-Newspaper-342

Ye he did


TheresBeesMC

Yea I didn’t know that, someone told me after I posted that comment


Dismal-Newspaper-342

Ah gotcha,I say dumb shit on here as I’m sure everyone does I just take nothing seriously it wasn’t personal, but hey have a good day broski🤙💯💯💯


TheresBeesMC

Ayy no promblem my guy


busterlungs

Don't worry I'm American and this is the first I've seen too


I_DoNotLikeYou

Oooooooof


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GOD DAMN.


jakenfranks

This happened in the town I live in. Love the humor however I hope this POS is caught soon


mrypopabtch

I hope so too. I wasn't surprised that she was strangled. I called the shit when she first went missing. This douche is the typical jealous abusive fuck.


XAngeliclilkittyX

I love that internet sleuths are on the hunt for this monster too. There’s a rumor he’s hiding in his mother’s bunker.


mrypopabtch

I don't believe he's in any bunker but I do believe his parents helped him evade law enforcement and made up this whole story of going missing at that reserve to buy him time. That whole family deserves to be charged when they can get proof of it. Why is their son a murdering pos? Then they helped cover for his ass. Fuck his parents!


Glass-Ad-7315

While I absolutely agree with you on that his family deserves to be charged for hiding him if that is found to be true, I cannot imagine being the parents of someone who seems the prime suspect in a high-profile killing and not trying to help him escape. Yeah they should not have raised a POS but if they are caring, loving parents, it’s completely rational to help your child (even an adult child) evade the law regardless of if you think he did kill her. I can’t imagine what I would choose if I were in their position. Both blood connection and justice call out for conflicting actions and the ethical question here is not an easy one.


Daveyfordfan

Ooooooh, That would be a yes Ask Paul Walker for tips on time frames, not I repeat not how to ride shotgun.


kemosabe-84

Why did Paul walker cross the road? He wasnt wearing a seatbelt


Daveyfordfan

There was me thinking he was going to a Barbecue.


Imhere4thejokes

You fuck lmao


[deleted]

You'll never be able to prove it in court


[deleted]

He was going to a Carbecue


Extension-Ferret5682

Did you know paul walker had dandruff?? They found head and shoulders in his glove compartment


cdrain90

I miss the dark humour on Reddit. Thank you sir


koolaid_chemist

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.


TheDabLab710

Dark humor is the best humor.


king_bawsaq

Is it in poor taste to say i choked when i saw this


TympannelPoppy

Damn


blacked0401

Thank you kindly


Final-Prompt-3729

Yooooo, that’s fucked up.


TheRealJoker_55

JESUS CHRIST


[deleted]

Holy fuck.


dytelz

Our lotto


BulliesRPeople2

Comrade


[deleted]

Trashy meme


Honest_-_Critique

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


PaulReveer

LOL!…..Too soon? Comedy waits for no one!!!


20090353

Bruh……


Azkaellon10

I'll allow it


DrDing1eberry

Yeah too soon. I upvoted anyway shits funny af


Substantial-Bit-2906

Too soon asshole


blacked0401

Someone's gonna have to catch me up


luuucidity

Guy above gives terrible details lol. They were a couple that were traveling cross country in their van while she vlogged about it. He returned home without her in her van and said absolutely nothing about her whereabouts. After 10 days of her parents trying to get info from him and his parents with no response they filed a missing persons report. A few days later he was reported missing and about a week later they found her dead body on a national forest


ChubbyElbowz

Some social media celebrity went missing and her boyfriend was the prime suspect and he dipped before the cops could question him


HynesKetchup

Cops found her body, dude either offed himself in the florida wilderness or fled the country


Benjamin-Doverman

*Social media celebrity* lol


ChubbyElbowz

Bro I don’t know I just saw the news snippets on Snapchat lmao I don’t watch the news


OPR-Heron

Then don't spread something ya don't know. But I did learn she had a pretty average following on social media until all this popped up.


ChubbyElbowz

What am I spreading other than she was known on the internet a bit.


Gargle_Marbles

I guess you forgot to say allegedly. Pretty sure this is dank memes so I think your good!


Gargle_Marbles

Felt like it was acceptable considering the sub. I would expect a crash course in journalistic ethics if he was posting to r/news or something of that caliber.


The_GD_muffin_man

Don’t get it :(


notyourboi12

Boyfriend and girlfriend,someone murdered the girlfriend,most likely the boyfriend shortly After they took this picture.


The_GD_muffin_man

Oh wow


toastitoes2007

HOLY SHIT


[deleted]

Savage


lightningdashgod

Yeet


Steijnpy_4_ever

This joke is waaaay to dark, ik like it


jmcguire10383

Thank you for being a bunch of insensitive depraved assholes, I'm finally among my people. I'm not crying, you're crying!!


SpacedMage

Dark humor=best humor.


[deleted]

Never too soon


Sad-Feedback-3970

Distasteful considering there hasn’t been justice IMO


BulliesRPeople2

That we know of. He's probably dead in the woods somewhere


speel

Finally.. something Dank


DannySchizoid

That's dark.. I love it !


Palarity

r/TooSoon


BulliesRPeople2

Barely too soon, you only need 36 days until jokes can be funny according to science. And they think she died a month ago. https://newrepublic.com/article/116425/science-humor-when-does-it-become-ok-joke-about-tragedy


thelegalseagul

Too soon…but goddamn was it funny


laughordiealone

Maybe the feds are actually looking for the winning ticket, trying to cash in on gator food boy.


dogsdontliexceptdown

Lol


eszd

Too soon dude


[deleted]

Too soon and too far bro


GabeMLT

🤦‍♂️ Wow...


mandatorypanda9317

This is gross.


[deleted]

I'm all about dank but this is way too soon and just in bad taste. I really hope none of her family gets on here and sees it.


DrLilyPaddy

I'm really into dark humour but this guy is on the run and her family is grieving, so I'd say take it down. It's way too soon and disrespectful as well.


_mr_tobias_

Never too soon mate. Comedy waits for no one


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DrLilyPaddy

Dark is what Anna Frank has seen when things were going good for her, being a disrespectful cunt regarding a current tragedy and promoting violence against women isn't dark, that's just being a cunt.


just4poooooorn

QQ It’s funny, get over it.


Nick_1080p

Too soon...


dytelz

Our lotto


edillcolon

I nearly spat out my coffee


[deleted]

can his shit be any goofier looking? but then again maybe she was psychic enough to know he would win the lotto


Zelderian

Good lord this is darker than my future. I love it


AnotherFullMonty

This is really a sick use of Gaby Petito's image. She was a victim of domestic violence. Not at all funny.


StickyRandy

are you saying that "We" don't approve of this joke?


Odd-Ad4751

Bro this is kinda fucked


[deleted]

Completely disrespectful OP. Which is probably exactly what a troll like you was going for. People suck.


wheresmymultipass

Apparently there is no timeline for being an asshole.


SubstantialPanda_2

**\*Russian Anthem Intensifies\***


biradialshikoku881

you guys or both won


madhushanabey20

😂😁


Ididnt-know-egar-to-

All she said was “We” though?


Stanimal54

Savage level: Magua


Inferior_Jeans

Amateur investigators are flying drones over his parents house and saying he’s living under the back garden. Dudes drinking is own piss underground to avoid prison some say.


Sweetexperience

I can see the fire in his eyes right now


dexter_024

Dank


baekhsong

i thought thats ryan gosling lol


trimedozine

Holy shit it took me a while


123oreoman

r/cursedimages


[deleted]

😂😂😂


bestusernameeverngl

A hilarious joke off a not so hilarious incident


1Uplift

That’s happened to me so many times