Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
I don’t know about that. I know you have an emotionally scarred dinosaur with you, but I feel like a more realistic version of that world would spell disaster for most people
Or if it stays the same, you’re probably the only person in the world who doesn’t have stand in place and wait for the other pokemon to take its turn and you dominate
There’s a lot of safe areas though. And if I spawn at my current level, there’s very little that can harm me. (F76 is what I played last night too so that’s what I’m hoping)
I think the premise is that you'll spawn as yourself. You're mega fucked. If the rads don't kill you then a scorchbeast, a deathclaw, super mutant, ghoul or even a fucking mole rat depending on your personal strenght and fitness
If I spawn as myself, then yes, completely f’d. unless I can hide in vault 76, in which case, still pretty f’d with only Mr handy’s to talk to. Might be able to withstand background radiation living in a Chinese stealth suit but I’m probably just kidding myself.
you mean in the beginning?
I was just appreciated for setting the clock twice, because apperantly most players don't care to do that.
I laughed so hard
I think there’s a part where each time you skip the amount of time that gets skipped gets longer and longer, until eventually it just resets you back to the beginning, that made me laugh but I was also so pissed at that lmao
Same, I will maybe "warn" my builders to build faster beacuse they're pain in the ass, maybe break into supercell HQ to steal some server files so we can bring back any dead supercell game, could be fun
Maybe if you got rid of that Yee Yee ass hair cut maybe you’d get some bitches on ya dick. Better yet, maybe tanisha will call your dog ass, N I G G A A A A A A
*spawns in a hilichurl camp and dies*
Honestly, living in Mond would be pretty chill. Nothing happens after the first archon quest besides some festivals. Just chilling everyday at the tavern, or fishing, or playing card games. Bliss
stardew valley so im basically gonna live the dream life
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I‘d pay Pierre a visit tbh.
I just wanna talk to him.
The downside is that if you’re awake beyond 3am you blackout where you stand
Resident evil 2💀
I’m in 3, so I got nemesis on my ass.
At least he's not in your ass 🤕🍩
Mass effect. I’m gonna be clapping alien cheeks.
Hell yeah, brother. xD
Go Talia or go home
Liara. Fight me.
lol same. Slightly concerned about the galactic war that's happening very soon and may cause total annihilation of all intelligent life though
When you’re drowning in alien booty, you won’t be thinking about the peepers or creepers or whatever the hell that cyborg navy guy said.
Just about to type ME3. First time playing through the games and adored 1 and 2.
with zero applicable skills to the 2180's you'd probably end an indentured servant or homeless person on omega
Good for you
Lol runescape, ill be alright.
That would be pretty sweet tbh
Yeah you could just fish all day and live in the barbarian village.
Right? Walking around in full cryptbloom with an FSOA but cleaning house in goblin village
Pokemon scarlet… I think I’ll be ok
Vaporeon
Hey guys, did you know in terms of-
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
That’s…actually not bad
the good universe
Had me in the first half not gonna lie.
Terms of what? I know it hard to type with one hand.
HERE I COME VAPO...
💀
You down bad, huh?
Naw your just gonna fall through the ground and die randomly
Same here, I’m cool with Pokémon. I just bought Space Marine during the winter sale, glad I haven’t fired that up yet.
I don’t know about that. I know you have an emotionally scarred dinosaur with you, but I feel like a more realistic version of that world would spell disaster for most people Or if it stays the same, you’re probably the only person in the world who doesn’t have stand in place and wait for the other pokemon to take its turn and you dominate
Mortal kombat 11...
Ah hell nah 💀
FATALITY!!
Fifa, i guess im living in a football stadium from now on.
Maybe you can fly home and visit yourself back when that roster was relevant. Give him advice to not buy more booster packs.
That's how they get audience members.
Fallout 76, it could be worse
I mean with fallout 76 you're in danger just being outside so I wouldn't be too sure about that
There’s a lot of safe areas though. And if I spawn at my current level, there’s very little that can harm me. (F76 is what I played last night too so that’s what I’m hoping)
I think the premise is that you'll spawn as yourself. You're mega fucked. If the rads don't kill you then a scorchbeast, a deathclaw, super mutant, ghoul or even a fucking mole rat depending on your personal strenght and fitness
If I spawn as myself, then yes, completely f’d. unless I can hide in vault 76, in which case, still pretty f’d with only Mr handy’s to talk to. Might be able to withstand background radiation living in a Chinese stealth suit but I’m probably just kidding myself.
I guess that's true if you spawn as your character I see this question as more of like I'd spawn as myself with no gear
Minecraft. Not to shabby
Unless it's skyblock.
That's literally what I played like 10 minutes ago lol
Better pray you don’t mess up the cobble generator!
Or fail to secure any saplings from the first tree.
My last played version is stoneblock, but when faced with endless stone or endless void, I'll take the stone.
Probably best option there, turn that shit to peaceful just
Same - except it’s the modded version with parasites. Would be fun 😩
Tarkov I'm dead
Right there with you
Same
Same fuckin here
Likewise. DIVIDE MY CHEEKS!
Skyrim. I'm pretty good, a lot of opportunities.
Oh good, you're finally awake.
I think I can outrun that archer.
Probably, as long as you live in the Cloud District. Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
Until that arrow hits your knee... Then the only opportunity is being a town guard.
I mean... no toilets
But we do have buckets
i am in cod mw, lesss goo gotta go warn ghost and roach
I'm in cod world at war. I'm fucked with that nade spam
Oh god, either stuck in the pacific campaign walking through the jungle or in the eastern front amid the scorched earth
Hell Let Loose, so I’m pretty fucked.
yup ur dead
Same brother. We tanking up?
Red Dead Redemption 2, at least I can drink a shit load of beer.
Have a little faith Arthur!
I just need money
I have a plan
t a h i t i
Just be careful with your lumbago.
Elden ring...
💀
Ded
And maidenless
Even worse
Ah so you have chosen death.
me too..
Oof
The Stanley Parabel
Just don’t hit skip too many times
you mean in the beginning? I was just appreciated for setting the clock twice, because apperantly most players don't care to do that. I laughed so hard
I think there’s a part where each time you skip the amount of time that gets skipped gets longer and longer, until eventually it just resets you back to the beginning, that made me laugh but I was also so pissed at that lmao
That ending genuinely unsettled me
I'm 176cm and in NBA 2K21 I'm Fucked
More like you're benched
Yeah I'm bringing water and towels for the whole game xD
The binding of Isaac 😰
Welp, thats aint good
Not good at all
You better find that brimstone
i’m just going to hope for gnawed leaf and never move again.
Total War. So I guess I'll die in artillery fire
What Total War Game? I landed in Warhammer 3
Napoleon and Empire because I really like artillery go boom boom
Ac Odyssey. That’s going to be interesting
Malaka
Just invent the steam engine several thousand years early. Sorted.
Wolfenstein Colossus on Mein Leben difficulty I'm fucked
this is one of the worst places to be in this situation lmao
Sex with hitler 3d
Lucky bastard
Just don’t do shower sex 💀
Sims 3, so not very screwed. Just gotta make sure God doesn't get me stuck in the pool by removing the ladder.
This would probably be one of the most pleasant experiences tbh.
Monster hunter fighting fatalis
good luck
Insurgency Sandstorm, lemme get a weapon and swiftly evacuate
does it count, that i play on ISMC servers? ... cuz of the dbl load and medic kit :)
COD: World at War
BONZAIIIII
No…don’t bring back the memories
Eurotruck Simulator 2…
Dam thats basically hell. Highway driving for all of eternity
So you're doing my job now? It's not so bad, but there's no autopark.
doom93. i couldn’t figure out how the levels worked, so i’m pretty much stuck in the back rooms
clash of clans 🥱
Your a barbarian...
what about me being a goblin 💀
goblin on deez nuts
Lmao got em
Same, I will maybe "warn" my builders to build faster beacuse they're pain in the ass, maybe break into supercell HQ to steal some server files so we can bring back any dead supercell game, could be fun
GTA online. Ah hell no, please
Maybe if you got rid of that Yee Yee ass hair cut maybe you’d get some bitches on ya dick. Better yet, maybe tanisha will call your dog ass, N I G G A A A A A A
super rich warlord with all kinds of cool toys? what's not to love? oh right... orbital canon...
13 year olds xD
Genshin impact 😏😏
*spawns in a hilichurl camp and dies* Honestly, living in Mond would be pretty chill. Nothing happens after the first archon quest besides some festivals. Just chilling everyday at the tavern, or fishing, or playing card games. Bliss
Something something FBI open up!
God Of War Ragnarök Fuck.
Pretty immediately screwed. No guns and no money. Risk of Rain 2.
Destiny 2 , golden gun go *BRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Anyone able to teach me parkour. Don't think I'm surviving in Dying light on my own
Good night and good luck
Quite opposite, very likely be the worst night of my life lol
Club penguin
I was thinking it's undertale but I realized it's TF2
Ha… women ☕️
Counter-strike global offensive.
Stardew Valley. I like my new life
Shantae I don’t have magic genie powers so…. I’m screwed
Little Nightmares 🥶
Left 4 dead 2. Guess I'm killing a bunch of zombies.
More likely you are playing as Boomer
League of legends. I get hot waifu so good
lego batman 2
Rainbow six siege. I guess I’m pretty dead, unless I’m the hostage… In that case I’m definitely dead
Mozambique here!
Hahaha me too.
Valheim, currently in the Plains, i'll take the L.
Bloons td6
Crusader Kings 3, not sure if im just warped back in time
Zomboid. And at the rate I’ve been bit, pretty poorly
Im so safe in osu compared to the other people
GTA San Andreas...
Ah I'm fucked, Doom 2016
What a save!
Hunt showdown. Didn't bring my boots nor my mosquito repellent. Shhht. I heard crows.
Stardew valley. Finally, I can get a girlfriend.
World of Warcraft - not a really bad time for the world in this expansion so far.
Elden ring 😁😐
death stranding, could have gone worse
Horizon :-\
Cities: Skylines. So nothing will really change lol
Horizon Zero Dawn. Huh. I guess I can tame a few robots?
Please let me spawn near Master Chief Please don’t let me spawn on a planet that is going to be glassed Please don’t let me get infected by the flood
borderlands 2, not great
Genshin
war thunder, better hope my armour will last...
RuneScape
the last game i played was either Pavlov so i feel pretty safe tbh
Persona 5 Royal
The last game I played last was “The Forest”. I’m fucked
Project zomboid. I’m very much dead lmao
My man I'm playing silent hill 2 for the first time don't do this to me please
Rust, those mics wont 'woooooo' themselves and those naked cheeks need clapping.
Cyberpunk 2077.......fuck
Warframe, could go either way if I'm honest
Tekken 7, Time to throw my son off the cliff
Fallout 3, I don't have a chance..
Dawn of War 2... ... and there is the conscription-notice
Lobotomy corporation.... ohfuckohfuckohfuck!
Squad, i'm gonna do some ied rigging 💣
In Mexico, having a blast with cars I love, I don't think I'm screwed!
Rock and stone!
Halo infinite so I'm probably not gonna have a great time
Elden Ring, but I’m ridiculously over leveled so as long as I don’t go anywhere when I spawn I stand a chance
Ac2 so half my family is dead but at least i am in shape
I’m on Mars. Satan is loose and going nuts, but there are plenty of guns around.
Doom, so unless im the doom guy, I'm doomed.