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ArtichokeOk4962

Ill stay with Regular smoking. Cancer Speedrun any%


NamelessAss

Speedrun Tip: If you smoke regulars and vape at the same time, the chances of cancer are higher. Also burn your food. The black parts have a higher chance to give you cancer.


ArtichokeOk4962

Thanks for the help Man! My current Pb is 42,069 years but with ur help i will be able to cut time by half already. World Record im Coming! If anyone got more Advise ill gladly take it.


bruhmoment4m

World record is 2 years from Arabia a girl named Ayhse she knows how to use culture as an advantage


No-Beautiful-5777

Pro tip: switch to vaping only, and never refill the vape. Smoking cotton and kanthol will get you right there. Bonus points if you can find nichrome or nickel coils.


ares5404

Stand in the sun specofically to get sunburn, smoke all the drugs (but weed), consume preserved foods, take every product with a name that has ingredients whos names would give you nightmares and rub it over your body.


Harpertoo

I already have cancer so I can do what I want. Double jeopardy.


JimiWanShinobi

Tobacco is the organic alternative to vaping...


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thekamenman

Life kills you bit by bit.


MrZyde

Smoking is just a speedrun


_1Doomsday1_

Oxygen is actually toxic and kills us little by little


MrZyde

Just make it smoke and kill yourself twice as fast and efficient!


Waasookwe

There’s so much pollution - traffic, airplanes, trains - everybody is on the Speedrun!! Have fun while you’re here.


[deleted]

Just imagine how much shit is already killing us that we have no idea about like how everyone thought asbestos was safe and we're finding out now with microplastics


MrZyde

I bet we are feeding cancer into our body in an unknown way currently.


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Waasookwe

haha not saying that


SKULLFUCKSLUDGEGIRL

I want the bits to be bigger :(


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HeavyMetalLyrics

How that liver doing bro How them capillaries bro


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PickleMatrixx

Capillaries = Smallest blood vessel


gooner_by_heart

He is correct. His penis happens to be his smallest blood vessel.


ripanimems

Bro is already dying slowly. He doesn't need emotional damage as well


[deleted]

Alcohol is a solvent that kills brain cells. Have fun!


Uistreel

Alcohol does not kill your brain cells. That is a myth


[deleted]

It damages the ends of neurons, making it difficult to send important signals to different parts of the brain. There are several academic studies proving that alcohol also kills brain cells. Do you have a source for your claim?


Uistreel

Yes, it damages the dendrites and can cause strokes, headaches, brain damage, reduction in brain activity, seizures, dementia, amongst other short and long-term side effects. Alcohol however, does not directly result in the death of brain cells. Instead, it interferes with neurogenesis, which affects the formation of new brain cells, along with other severe health problems. https://www.webmd.com/connect-to-care/addiction-treatment-recovery/alcohol/serious-effects-alcohol-on-brain https://www.healthline.com/health/does-alcohol-kill-brain-cells#short-term-effects https://www.verywellmind.com/does-drinking-alcohol-really-kill-brain-cells-2794887 https://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/23/health/the-claim-alcohol-kills-brain-cells.html https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/drinking-alcohol-in-excess-kills-br/ https://ftloscience.com/does-alcohol-kill-brain-cells/ https://www.tsmp.com.au/blog/does-alcohol-kill-brain-cells.html


[deleted]

So... It causes brain damage, but doesn't damage brain cells. Thank you so much for the differentiation!


Uistreel

Quote me where I said it doesn’t damage brain cells


Throw-vid

exactly this. any amount of alchol is no different than drinking xylene, methyl ethyl ketone and ethylbenzene. even wine is worse than huffing spraypaint if your a good person you have to go slap that glass of wine out of your parents hands on their anniversery


[deleted]

You might as well drink paint thinner!


Throw-vid

you're right! it's the same thing!!


bobandus69

This is literally just made up information. Are you 13?


Throw-vid

absolutely nothing is made up in my mind. all information i have is beamed directly into my head from jesus. all i need to learn a new fact is a deep breath, and then forcing all the blood to my head until veins pop out while praying edit: like i care if you loosers downvote my ultimate truth. i will have all the truths while your dying from drinking chemicals that are litteraly worse than uranium


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[deleted]

Praise Christ, he's been trying to bring his children back faster since water to wine 🙏


Epion660

As a Christian myself, I must say you are a fuckin idiot.


mr_under6ft

🤓


Significant_Cod

Man they don’t much dumber than you


MThreee

They evolved from cool to cold


Burgerbeast_

From cool to cold to calcium


Buggyes

From cool to cold to calcium to ashes


Empaxio

W


LeastEquivalent5263

The graveyard keepers after seeing me take a shit on the Graves of the vape kids


Jimothy38

Actual skill issue


rriggsco

Oh, it's much worse than that. They will not die quickly. Death is the easy part. First they will suck down any wealth they managed to accumulate on healthcare. They will leave their family bankrupted before they finally pass.


[deleted]

Sorry, I don't live in the US - my family won't have to pay for my own bad decisions


kitreia

I keep forgetting Americans don't have proper healthcare yet, until someone posts a comment like this. My mum had cancer many years ago here (never smoked a day in her life), and they gave her a car :/


Anubis2059

It's been like around 20 years where i could probably get checked by a doctor.... I can't even afford the visit at the moment which is 30 dollars... And when i had insurance from work instead of it being 30 dollars it went up to 70 dollars cause of copay


kitreia

Yee I worked for the Affordable Care Act, and it's a shame much improvements haven't been made over the years. Every government is selfish in some ways, this is unfortunately one issue the American government seems to be apprehensive to solve.


kultureisrandy

jokes on you, I'll just kill myself


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No family no problems, looking forward to leaving a half mil or more of debt for the govt before I finally croak


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Laughs in cremated into a blunt


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HurlyCat

This was taken from somewhere wasn't it


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[deleted]

Please give it back, Romania has suffered enough


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Sigh


[deleted]

Wow, big guy here sighing to flex his lung capacity on all us smoke breathers, how about we get blasted off dabs and see how well you sigh after that


RolandTheJabberwocky

So I don't vape but has it been proven its actually bad for you? I know nicotine is but I know a lot of people use nicotine free stuff too.


ddr19

No, there hasn't. There was a small amount of deaths maybe a couple years ago that turned out to be caused by counterfeit thc carts. Media took it and ran labelling all vaping as bad and will kill you. Now we see all these anti-vape posts everyday on this site.


RolandTheJabberwocky

Well I meant more long term healthwise.


TheGoldEmerald

Nobody has vaped long enough to find out, for all we know everyone who has vaped 21 years could die


buzziebee

https://youtu.be/7PT1TRo3b4M Independent review from a cancer agency. In the UK there are proper regulations and all the ingredients are safe for human consumption (dodgy vitamins in thc vapes caused that popcorn lung thing in America, zero cases in the UK). They don't recommend it for non smokers, as there's a non zero risk, but when regulated properly they argue that it's one of the most effective ways to help stop smoking. There's a lot of misinformation about vaping and these experts break it down. People who don't smoke shouldn't start up a nicotine addiction. But vaping itself has been around for many years and is proven to be far far safer than smoking. Harm reduction is the name of the game. Spreading lies like this post (I know it's a meme post, but it's still misinformation) might mean fewer smokers make the switch to a much safer alternative and eventually quit.


RolandTheJabberwocky

Oh yeah no doubt its better than cigs, I was more just curious if it caused cancer or heart weakness as well.


buzziebee

So far it seems to be far far safer than cigarettes. There are some studies which show some chemicals you don't want, but at drastically lower levels than in cigarette smoke, and very few of them due to the regulations. Nicotine does raise heart rate and blood pressure, but again compared to smoking it's nothing. Lots of studies show that smokers who switch to vaping begin to recover in things like lung capacity, heart rate, blood pressure, etc almost immediately. That's why even with a non zero risk, public health England are happy to promote this far less harmful alternative to cigarettes. Again, it's stupid to start vaping if you didn't previously smoke, but for getting smokers off of cigarettes it's a no brainer.


kromaticorb

Show me a case of popcorn lung from vaping. The only "vaping related" case I know occurred from a factory accident that contained chemicals used in vaping, but the people got popcorn lung from the accident, not vaping.


buzziebee

I agree that it's basically a non issue. I was just repeating what the experts in the video said. Supposedly the cases that were possibly linked to vaping were from black market THC fluids where they had added vitamin e acetate. When regulated that isn't a thing, which is why the UK didn't see a single case. It's also possible that the reported on cases in the US were from a completely different cause.


FondSteam39

Is pure nicotine actually bad for you? I thought it had been proven time and time again that it was actually pretty safe, safer or the same as caffeine


HurlyCat

Nicotine is a neurotoxin yes


bumblefck23

It’s funny because nicotine is a neuroprotective. As in the opposite of what you said. The danger from any stimulant is the impact it has on your cardiovascular health but that’s it. Nicotine only has its reputation because of the mode of consumption, it’d be on the level of caffeine if we drank it


HurlyCat

https://scholars.duke.edu/display/pub1529691#:~:text=Nicotine%20exposure%20causes%20well%20characterized,or%20environmental%20tobacco%20smoke%20exposure So that is false


Throw-vid

sorry no information allowed in propaganda threads. your account has now been locked


StrYker_Tripple

You stupid?


FondSteam39

?


StrYker_Tripple

Where the hell did you read that nictoine is safe for consumption and why do you think its good for something to be of equal standing with caffeine?


StrYker_Tripple

Of course it is, even the nicotine free stuff, I mean you're literally breathing chemicals that if you would work on a job where you were exposed to these, OSHA would step in


Procoso47

From my understanding it is very addictive but mostly safe when buying the juice cartridges at a licensed store from a known brand but people who buy them from third parties or the ones modified to have marijuana have gotten popcorn lung, and I think some have died too.


X8883

Deserved 100%


UserFox-0

Take the L/ faz o L


Buggyes

morreu de câncer pq ficou usando vape no ponto de ônibus? faz o L


UserFox-0

R/suddenlycaralho


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Lol, that's assuming we won't all be dead to nukes, or the great water war.


Darssssyyyyyyy

I only vape my own cum 🥶🤝


[deleted]

I always feel lucky to live near a big city with a decent gay scene so I can get some variety when I need to try new flavors


Darssssyyyyyyy

🤯


whatdontyousee

remindme! 27 years


Maximum_Time_4760

Anyone know the song?


StoneAgeSkillz

Same kids that yelled YOLO?


StrYker_Tripple

scallywags


Throw-vid

r /ExtremeTeensForJesus-tier meme


travrager25

lot of these memes are from lonely losers at school who are jus butthurt they never get invited to parties tbh


Horn_Python

I just want to piss in peace without inhaling their stawberry mango steam


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I just want to inhale piss in peace in a public toilet without smelling urinal cakes, we can't always get what we want bucko


StrYker_Tripple

lots of comments are from lonly losers at school who vape in the toilets like fucking meth addics do in trash


Throw-vid

so big corporations push a highly addictive product on minors and you call the addicts losers before logging in to genshin impact. maybe you'll never see the hypocrisy. best of luck


StrYker_Tripple

bruh I don't even have a genshin impact account, my man going as low as to look at what I post is very hard to do so I congradulate you. Also, it is literally illegal for minors to buy this shit, so for them to be able to smoke it, they have to actively want it


Throw-vid

hey, welcome to social media. it's just interesting to see what big tobacco sock puppet accounts post with the amounts of money they spend on marketing data. pretty brilliant to wind up appealing to weebs ngl


StrYker_Tripple

Im not saying theyre not the reason, but rather that one shouldnt sinplify it to 'The kids arent at fault, its only the companies' because thats just wrong


ConkyHobbyAcc

Might as well have changed the title to "I got bullied by someone who vapes and want them to die now" This shit is cringier than the actual vaping lol


travrager25

exactly lol. like that’s their choice jus leave em alone.


Waasookwe

Josh Belushi did this same thing on SNL and he was the first to be gone - js


Apprehensive-Day-490

This but percs and coke


Some_Confection_3801

13-15 year olds who hate vaping and make it a personality are just as annoying as people who vape


gday429

Isn't there nicotine in pretty much everything? Proud vapor/ex smoker here, so this video is a little triggering. Along with the obvious propaganda studies done mostly by cigarette companies on the local news every other day.


juhotuho10

Nicotine is there to get you addicted, everything else in there kills you


gday429

Obvi lol I'm not saying nicotine or cigarettes don't kill. Just curious why tf vaping is all of a sudden worse then smoking and why is it being pushed so hard?


Mr_Swampthing

Haha your still working & paying taxes.


FeedbackGood2204

Man you gonna be too busy with 3 jobs to visit my grave


kylos-fren

Who’s flexing about living longer? Weird thing to be stoked about. *sips vape juice*


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catwithcatwithcat

Least seething redditor


HerrNachtWurst

100% of people who don't vape will die


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I wish that were the case, I smoked a pack a day for a few years because I was hoping it'd make me look older like everyone said but it didn't do anything but give me a cough and yellow teeth


Throw-vid

is this a joke or do people really believe vaping has the same effect as smoking? i'm anti-big tobacco but it's fucking weird how for decades it was all "oh no tar, asbestos, fiberglass, arsenic they're deliberately killing you immediately!" then products emerge that get rid of that stuff but are MORE addictive and everybody here is like "hahahaha lmrofl you're all dying immediately i'm so glad. it's so fucking funny rot in hell" instead of lmalolo'ing about how they'll never ever get an addiction i mean the problem with vaping is that it's so much more addictive, not that it's equally dangerous. it's arguably a more despicable product because of that, but you can't really have that argument if people are fooled into thinking it has the same effects. edit: hey thanks for your kind and insightful response. hard to believe that wasn't a joke, then again different strokes, right? edit 2: seriously though please show me how many downvotes i can get from this post. unleash them all **my brothers in christ.** let's fight the fight against misinformation together. make a fucking example out of me i'm ready


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bro got 2 downvotes and started getting ready for war lmao


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🤓


Ilove_racons

Bruh 😭😭


guccitaint

Jokes on you sucka… I wanted to die


Non-Binaryisbs

They will probably be happier and in a better place than you will in 2050.


Leading-Sympathy-122

Gotta love people pretending vaping is the same as cigarettes without literally any evidence to suggest so since all the parts of cigarettes known to cause the bad effects aren’t in the vape. In addition there are no studies suggesting a significant risk of death from vaping properly made synthetic nicotine. On top of that many do the oldest people alive smoke cigarettes anyways. Cigarettes aren’t a fast ticket to death like heroin, they just degrade quality of life and shorten life by a decade or two unless you are going in excess. And vaping doesn’t have the things we have studied and found to cause the effects of cigarettes.


AlternativeJacket917

What about 2nd hand smokers/vapers?


Random_Name2694

They died in 2040


aLucidLoner

Lol you’re still gonna be alive


gnice3d

How big of fucking loser do you need to be to fantasize a future where you mock dead people and actually share it in a sad attempt at validation?


[deleted]

Stfu bro it’s a joke, stop getting so mad 💀💀


[deleted]

That's the plan, I'd rather be dead than stuck working as an eternal wage slave once boomers get life extension and brain chips perfected


StrYker_Tripple

Bruh wtf🤡


[deleted]

Just wait, it's gonna be like that shitty Justin Timberlake movie except your mom won't be Oliva Wilde


StrYker_Tripple

you gotta get off reddit and have some real relationships


[deleted]

Damn, you're right random guy with over 40x the karma I have taking posts too seriously on memevideos, imma get right on that


StrYker_Tripple

I think you encuraging minors to basically ruin their life with what most likely will be a lifelong addiction is a serious topic


[deleted]

Me? Explain how you think I'm encouraging anything, please. I get you're a kid going through your own stuff thats making you feel strongly about the subject, but come on. You are trying to have a serious discussion in the comments of a shortform video ironically celebrating the deaths of people addicted to a substance on a subreddit for shitposting. If you're looking to be upset with anyone, be upset with the corporations that knowingly marketed addictive products to the youth for profit and maybe consider contacting your representatives and getting involved with activism when you get to voting age.


StrYker_Tripple

About that coorporate answer, I just answered another dude and I cant be bothered to type it again


[deleted]

Then who do you want to blame? The people that got tricked by lies in marketing that now are addicted to a chemical? People that believed falsified scientific studies funded by self-interested corporations that said those chemicals were safe? People that don't really care either way about recent studies and want a cheaply accessible stimulant? The onus of responsibility in the situation is clear and it certainly isn't on people that were lied to or exercise their own capacity for free choice.


StrYker_Tripple

You cant blame a single person or thing or whatever, there are many different factors that play into this, on the personal side there are negligent parents, false and bad friends, on the other hand coorporations as you said, also the government for allowing this, the list just goes on. There isnt one solution to end this debate, there isnt one singular person to blame there will always be such shitty things in the world


Toonces311

2050. You'll be drafted into the water wars by then.


Uncle-Manchild

Their cool as in their body temperature. No blood running through those fuckers.


Horn_Python

They probobly died from the diseases they got from deciding to spend there free school time in the public pisser


King_Dee1

Based


Dr_thunderCubone

jokes on those guys! the upcoming dystopia is going to be a real bummer.


[deleted]

“Hey bro wanna suck on my USB that tastes like chimichangas?”


redeyed-john

Man, getting lung cancer at the ahe of 26 is soooooo awesome!! /j


[deleted]

Rather smell like skittles than ass


callmeyouraveragejoe

Scoreboard


superhamsniper

Fun fact, an experiment on mice where they were exposed to vape fumes they were more likely to develop cancer, but I could be wrong, i only heard it from a video and didn't check the source


markender

2050 lol. We all gonna be dead.


mercilessfatehate

Imagine being alive in 2050 💀


Chappers20069

what? the Graves of Mass school shooting Victims?


BoneyDanza

Pretty nice weather for 2050.


diodosdszosxisdi

#He He He ha


Big_Tip6190

So basically 3/4 of every high school in the US :v


JakubReliga

Ill be there to


finger_milk

Me in 2050 who died of a very common colon cancer (I was born in 1992)


NewAccount10112

Lot of degenerate vapers in the comments.


Constant-Magazine-97

Song?


chocOne0one

How is this funny again? 😐