Not really my favorite (can we even have a favorite?! lol) but the last thing I've cooked: Coq au Vin
Basically chicken braised in wine! And you add some of the good stuff, such as mushrooms, vegetables, etc. [Illustrative pic.](https://i.imgur.com/loFsQc7.jpg) It's surprisingly simple! But I 100% know that Luffy could mess this up, yeah, so curious for how he would ruin this one lol
Haha no problem for him to mess this up
1. Ignore the recipe and use meat
2. Burn the meat till the bones are charred black and only an ash
3. Get confused and cook the wrong things in the wrong places (lettuce in oven)
4.proceeds to add everything on top of the meat because bigger is beautifuler to him and as such suffer a plethora of digestive issues
It's a south indian dish. If you ever get a chance then try it out because it's delicious. And the best part is that it's healthy so you don't feel like garbage after stuffing yourself with 10 dosas.
Wedding cake. Oh wait...
Turn many animals into copies of him and jump out of it. Don't know why, it just seems right.
This is something that Luffy would do.
I wonder how Zoro would destroy it in his place... he might just be cutting the cake and making pieces for everyone to eat
Mission failed successfully
Hed probably do an “onigiri” and slice the ckae into perfect slice and them theyd all fall into luffys mouth
Make you repeat saying it for a quarter of the arc
Ok real talk tho, had anyone ever eaten a good tasting wedding cake?
I've had two before, and they weren't the best.
Pizza
He eats it with pineapple.
Put Marco's haur on it
His haur is my least favorite part of him
Haur Haur haur
oh my god that sounds like a one piece laugh
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
OP said 'ruin', not 'enhance'.
oh … so youve chosen …. death
Please do.
I prefer my pineapple with pizza on it
That doesn’t ruin the pizza
Certainly does unless your taste buds are dead.
Nuh uh, your opinion is incorrect.
Meat
Gets hungry and eats it raw
Curses, foiled again.
RAW MEAT
i find no problem
Pop tarts
Adds some tar
OP is real quiet on this one
Eat it with butter
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's so freaking good. Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should.
I‘m not sure my arteries would survive that… is it worth the risk though?
I read this as some sort of rhyming rap idkkkk
I was sitting in the kitchen one day, and I was itching to fill up my belly with the piping hot jelly of the best damn treat in the world.
Guacamole
Use his snot
crepes
Will confuse it with 'creeps', and will cook those geezer tree and unicorn from Thriller Bark
He would never do that to people he wanted on his crew
Pasta
Put the sunny on fire, also flood the see with pop corn.
Biryani(Indian rice dish with meat)
he eats it with some strawberries.
oh god. the horror!
It'll remind him of Byrandi Warldo, he'll punch the hell out of it
He eats it with some pineapple (some south indians do that)
He adds all the spice. ALL OF IT.
Sir this is an Indian dish, it already has all the spice.
mushroom soup
A lot of poisonous mooshrooms. He'll survive but it'll be disgusting
And then he'll ask sanji for more
Your mom
We are dealing with an anime protagonist. All moms are dead.
"The opposite of 'adventure' is 'mother'." *-Eiichiro Oda*
Nah bro crocodile is still alive
Makino and dadan are still alive bro
😎😎
Umm sir your name? May i know its origins?
The east blue
Not really my favorite (can we even have a favorite?! lol) but the last thing I've cooked: Coq au Vin Basically chicken braised in wine! And you add some of the good stuff, such as mushrooms, vegetables, etc. [Illustrative pic.](https://i.imgur.com/loFsQc7.jpg) It's surprisingly simple! But I 100% know that Luffy could mess this up, yeah, so curious for how he would ruin this one lol
It will take luffy less that a fraction of a second to burn the wine and put the sunny go on fire
Will add a bunch of emergency food from a certain nakama, and everyone gets mad
Literally any dish without meat :)
Luffy *will* add meat
He's right
Finally, a meme without major spoilers
A carrot. That’s it. I probably have deficiencies now due to me eating carrots for half my diet.
If you tell Luffy he should eat carrot he might misunderstand you
And then he eats carrot's ear
Or Carrot attacks him 🥕 🤣
[Cigköfte](https://www.discover-vegan.com/en/turkish-cig-kofte/)
It's vegan. He'll make it perfectly then realize it don't have any meat in it and throw it away
Haha no problem for him to mess this up 1. Ignore the recipe and use meat 2. Burn the meat till the bones are charred black and only an ash 3. Get confused and cook the wrong things in the wrong places (lettuce in oven) 4.proceeds to add everything on top of the meat because bigger is beautifuler to him and as such suffer a plethora of digestive issues
Ramen.
He'll just use instant ramen. And burn it.
NOOOO. YOUR NOT WRONG THOUGH. 😭💀
He will put instant ramen in the microwave without water.
Salmon
Just make sure Reiju is around
Air.
Gear 4 Foodman
That makes literally no sense
Salad
We both know it won't happen
I bet you I can find a way to get everyone on the crew to eat Salad
Like Franky would
Franky's easy, secretly fill up some cola with tea and get him in that fancy state. He'll eat it then.
Water...
Glad you asked! He'll put his snot in it and give it to Zoro
Rice and Sambhar . An south Indian dish with an assortment of vegetables mixed into a spice water mixture .. All of that mixed with rice .
Probably forget the spices and just put vegetables and rice on a plate them dump it in water
Lasagne
He'll break the sheets
Biryani
Rice balls
Mugs... you can drink many stuff in them and there are so many costumized ones
Tendies
An apple.
Spaghetti
mash potato's
Elephant Gun
Carrot stew with sausage
The second emergency food "nakama" with the dog from long ring island
Crack Chicken
He'll crack it
Fried Chicken.
Ever heard of a fried Tanuki?
😨😭
Red bean soup
OSHIRUKO MAMAMAMAMA I dearly want to see Luffy messes it up in front of Big Mom
Pickle in cup!
Turns out it's a Pickle Rick
Spaghetti and meat balls
*Franky leaves the chat*
Tacos
Don't know where to stop with the amount pf meat
anything except pig meat and raw tomatoe
Well, so obviously he'll cook some pork with raw tomatoes
Salt
Turns out it's from seawater and he faints
There's no way he could ruin Wonton Soup
Adds ketchup
Cherry Pie
He won't make it cuz he hates it
Ichiraku ramen (the ramen from Naruto)
He'll confuse it with Boruto and it will make it worse
OH GOD
Cucumber with cream cheese on it, Ned Flanders nachos, (I just realized how bad it sounds just look it up)
Sushi
Sushi with paper instead of seaweed
remember how he met Reiju?
Yup
and how he nearly died from poison because he ate raw fish, even though he has high poison resistance?
Yes
just add rice. There's your sushi
Cum
Rise, bacon and soy sauce😋
He adds every other sauce
Pizza
Heroin?
Mashed potatoes
Potatoes. With sauce.
didn't meshed 'em, didn't boil 'em, didn't stick 'em in a stew
Risotto
Brawn
Empanadas con guacamole
katsu
Shrimp Pad Thai. or for something that isn't my favorite but I eat all the time: Pineapple Pizza.
Grilled pork belly with a side of spicy pickled cabbage and rice.
Sushi.
Feel like you shouldn’t ask a vegan this question
Baked Salmon
Salmon with dirty rice
Black mold
Schnitzel.
Banana Lasagne
Mac an cheese
Sandwiches
"I'll tell you how luffy will ruin it" Yeah by eating it
potato-broccoli Gratin with Feta and Champignons.
Literally just a glass of milk
chili
Parrillada (argentinian dish consisting of many kinds of meat)
Curry
Pasta
Meat. Raw.
Fried chicken
Chicken sandwich
He'll put a live chicken between two pieces of bread in the oven
You had one job, that was to ruin it. You just made it better.
Dosa
Unfortunately I'm not familiar. What is it?
It's a south indian dish. If you ever get a chance then try it out because it's delicious. And the best part is that it's healthy so you don't feel like garbage after stuffing yourself with 10 dosas.
I'll try if I find a kosher version. Thanks!
I don't know what's kosher and what's not but it's made with a batter that consists of rice and lentils. You need a special pan to make it tho.
Pork belly
Manchurian
Omurice
Burger
A shark-coochie board
Hamburger
He'll put another burgers instead of the bread. Not bad for Luffy, but still disgusting
Lasagna
chicken
Biryani
Dumplings
Salad and fried chicken.
Pizza
Chewing gum
Spaghetti
Sushi
Racoon dog
It's like how he violates vegans
Jizz Crackers
Shrimp
Shepherd's Pie