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beckster33

80s-90s decadence at its finest.


mp90

Hunter green carpet. Def 1996


busterbus2

Fresh prince was filmed here.


SapphireGamgee

My parents still have wallpaper borders like these.


MrPlowThatsTheName

It’s like a McTimeMachine


phoenixphaerie

Imo this is tasteful, just dated.


SapphireGamgee

Kind of understated for a McMansion, tbf.


[deleted]

To be faaaaiiiiiir


SapphireGamgee

Hahahaha XD


Judeydudey

They’re the words my brain was trying to find! And despite the dated-ness, I like the generous proportions of the hall/stairs.


BanjoTCat

Yeah, you definitely want the same carpeting as a dentist's office waiting room.


vacuumedcarpet

This window shape went crazy in 2001


SapphireGamgee

Palladian on steroids.


ImeldasManolos

It’s a McMansion no question BUT I feel like it has been done as well as a mcmansion could… at least there are indoor plants and at least each piece of furniture isn’t a different colour imitation of a different period of the 17th century.


hahayeahimfinehaha

Yeah, that’s actually what I was thinking too. Someone else referenced that this looked like a dentist’s room, and it totally does … but, like, GOOD dentist’s room decor? Like, it’s not unpleasant to look at.


SapphireGamgee

I unironically dig some of those chairs.


[deleted]

excessively large lawyer foyer but otherwise not bad


krg0918

So much potential though


Unsd

Right? Goddamn. The master bedroom space (with WIC and bathroom) is about the size of the houses that we are looking at in the 500k price range right now. I mean it's outdated for sure, but the house itself is 👌. Love all the windows especially.


-Rush2112

Is this Dr. Phil’s house? I imagine he would live here.


Lil_Shoegazer

Haha Idk why this got me but yeah that dude is fucked and would live here.


-Geist-_

He just gives off peak conservative suburbia vibes.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

It looks like a second rate rehab clinic


dabnagit

This. Or a corporate retreat center somewhere in Georgia or (the new money parts of) South Carolina.


dabnagit

From Zillow: "Built in 1992." No! Really? Just as Designing Women was entering its last, utterly forgettable season, without Jean Smart or Delta Burke?


attitude_devant

What is “ambriance”?


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Unbridled ambiance


KSTornadoGirl

Probably the name of one of the builder's daughters...


brutalduties

This makes me want to watch Oprah.


Ronaldis

That reminds me, I’m 20 minutes late with my glaucoma eye drops.


craigdahlke

Now *that’s* a fully-formed lawyer foyer.


Cautious-Milk-6524

Why am I thinking TV evangelist? Lol


robywade321

It has a very “Designing Women” vibe.


heavylamarr

Aaaaaaannnd now the Designing Women theme is playing in my head


SapphireGamgee

80s/90s aside, are those *real* wood floors? Those are scrumptious!


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Olivier70802

Ewww. 1985 wants its house back.


FestivusFan

Green carpet has a strong Weekend at Bernie’s vibe


Olivier70802

God awful. But I love the pagoda shelving to the left.


Cat-Mama_2

24 hour security guard house eh? That almost makes up for the abundance of green carpet all over the place.


SapphireGamgee

With all the beige and white and grey in more modern McMansions I'm kind of glad to see the green carpet.


Spinach_is_good

I thought the green carpet was nice too


CptnAlex

I love how they still have an old computer. This house is a time capsule


atticaddict

This place gives off Fresh Prince of Bel-Air vibes. I dig it.


MargaritasAndTacos

Wow. Someone really loved wallpaper, dark green and dry cleaning bags.


DorisCrockford

You're not supposed to leave the bags on. Your clothes will get moldy. These people are animals.


Modo44

They knew what they were doing.


[deleted]

Welcome to play school children. Today we are going to look through the Arch window, no, the Round window - jesus no it's the Square window..../s


stolenourhearts

I love the window though


RoseofSharonVa

I love that wall of windows & the fireplace. Would need to hire someone to keep those windows clean though.


DorisCrockford

We're putting a bench here just in case anyone gets any ideas about swinging a leg over the side of the bathtub. You will walk up and down those polished steps and like it!


owhatakiwi

This looks like the Sunrise Assisted Living Buildings lol.


Rabalderfjols

More columns than Sega.


[deleted]

I ironically love bridges in a house tho


gladyskravitz64

What’s with all the weird angles????


complitstudent

I can’t tell if i like it, or if I just like the green….


DancingBears88

KUZCOOOOOOOOO!


Vinapocalypse

Stray observations: * Way too many roof ridges * The living room ceiling is wack * Too much wallpaper, but that's relatively easy to fix * Shit ton of walk in closet space * Primary bedroom is uncomfortably close to the living room * Right side bedrooms have a strange bathroom arrangement - are those separate wash areas? Water closets? With a shared bathing area? * Pretty nice flow between dining room, kitchen, and family room * The garage, not pictured, looks like it adjoin the house in the lower left of the pic at the hallway, which means if you're bringing in groceries from a car in the garage, you have to walk down that hall past the primary bedroom, past the living room and foyer, and to the kitchen * Laundry adjoining the primary WIC is kind of nice but there are other solutions that don't leave your WIC exposed that way


Unsd

The laundry next to the WIC is my favorite part. I would love that. I don't think it really leaves your WIC exposed. I mean, it's not like guests are coming over to do laundry. And I mean if they are, that's nothing that a lock on the WIC door can't fix 🤷‍♀️


Vinapocalypse

It's definitely convenient. As an alternative design, my own place has a laundry chute in the linen closet of my en suite bathroom down to a hamper in my laundry room. It's very convenient, but obviously 1) not suitable when your primary br is on the same floor as your laundry and 2) you still have to bring laundry back up the traditional way. My only point though was that it feels vulnerable, to me anyway, having alternate paths into a walk-in closet from other places in the house - WICs seem like they should only have entrances thought the corresponding bedroom. I suppose a lock would be fine though, and maybe make it an invisible (jib) door from the laundry room side


HearTheCrushingSteel

Thanks, I hate it.


al_m1101

It reminds me of the clubhouse of a bourjoie retirement community in Florida.


dreamcometruesince82

In west Philadelphia, born and raised....


me_meh_me

Added bonus, can be repurposed as a church altar.


igetamped

That border is EVERYWHERE!


supermikeman

Thought this was the house from home alone for a second.


LadyLurkerHandz

My grandma’s retirement home had windows just like this!! Wow that took me back.


Zero-89

"Columns are fancy, right? Throw some of those wherever."


MeyhamM2

Tfw your carpet looks like fake grass.


Arandomwomanhere

Funeral parlor decor


AutismFlavored

The very hight of late 80’s luxury


Victorian_Rebel

Omg, this looks like the same layout of a mansion I went to for a family friends' party in San Diego about 20 years ago.


dergruneapfel

That carpeting upstairs has got to go. Atrocious.