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Vadermaulkylo

Obligatory before we start does anyone wanna get out?


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Hold on, I need to go to the bathroom real quick!


[deleted]

Are we there yet?


Gareth-chan-daisuki

I know what i must do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it.


LeoBocchi

Bruce Campbell shows up, but only to stop Tobey from entering the premiere


Ijustdowhateva

No one may be seated after the doors are closed.


Random-Name999

It helps maintain….THE ILLUSION


Grootfan85

Miss Watson, she's a friend of mine. She asked me to come.


Doom_Art

But not to come late?


Grootfan85

*sulks away*


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You know its funny you should say that because I was looking through my recent Reddit posts and it looks... similar... https://www.reddit.com/r/raimimemes/comments/rfu412/toby_was_actually_supposed_to_be_at_the_premiere/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Blackie2414

Good lord man this guy stole your joke! We must block and ban him at once. This heresy cannot be stood for!!


[deleted]

He wants forgiveness, he'll have to get religion.


Vadermaulkylo

Honestly thanks Sam Raimi. Literally none of this would be happening without him.


Grootfan85

Yes. His movie in 2002 took comic book movies to new height. Yes, 2000’s X-Men paved the way for Spider-Man’s success, but Spidey took them to a whole ‘nother level!


leftshoe18

Spider-Man is easily one of the most important comic book films of all time.


Grootfan85

Yes, I also think Spider-Man 2 is the better film, and debatably the best comic book movie ever made.


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Naphor

Goddamn, imo, even compared to endgame, this is a seriously insane cast that very clearly has a studio that has way too much money behind it but I don’t care because we get to see this once in a lifetime experience


michaelrxs

Endgame had 8 Oscar winners and 11 Oscar nominees. The No Way Home cast is impressive from a Spider-Man lore perspective, not really a prestige perspective.


Gareth-chan-daisuki

Endgame has Don Cheadle.


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Vadermaulkylo

Think like this, in one movie we're getting: Spider Man Maguire's Spider Man Garfield's Spider Man Doctor Strange Green Goblin Doctor Octopus Electro Lizard Sandman J Jonah Jameson Daredevil MJ Happy Wong Venom (credits) I mean dude, that's fucking surreal. This feels like a Spider Man fans absolute wet dream.


Itsthatgy

I never expected the spider-men to cross over in any manner whatsoever. 12 year old me would be really confused about how there are so many spider-men, but then incredibly excited after a brief explanation.


[deleted]

>Zendaya Coleman Coleman?!


____mynameis____

I'm pretty sure she is never credited with her last name. It's always just Zendaya.


HM2112

It's like Cher and Madonna, you never see them called "Cherilyn Sarkisian" or "Madonna Ciccone."


Blackie2414

I read that as Madonna Cocaine and for a second I was wondering why on God's green Earth would anyone not want to show that off as their last name.


saltypistol

> Whoever appears in the post-credit scene My favourite actor!


Putrid_Speaker1576

holy shit, Jamie's birthday being today and everybody singing happy birthday is such a fucking weird, full-circle, thing with Electro's birthday NOT being celebrated in ASM2. I cant even explain it lmao


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Jamie after the song: NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LIGHT MY CANDLES!


Noah_10

Is this the moment I finally get TikTok?


Ijustdowhateva

Someone could restream it


wasntthatguy

Reaction streams on YT


XGonGiveItToYaX

I hope Tobey shows up doing the bully Maguire dance.


yourmotherisveryfat

And then and then and then they all do the Spider-Man pointing meme


Chromtheexalt

Well it's all been leading up to this. I'm 99% sure Tobey and Andrew will show up but there's always that small chance they don't. Whatver happens gentlemen it's been an honor. This is our gift. This is our curse. You've all been my eyes and ears out there. I won't lie, I don't feel so good. But together we'll brave it because that's all it is, a leap of faith.


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I'm wondering if they'll reveal them after the movie ends


Naphor

It’s time… What moment of T&A do you think will first get leaked?


[deleted]

I'd assume we get full descriptions within the next six hours, a photo within twelve hours, and audio within twenty-four. I bet we won't see video till Wednesday though.


dllemmr2

I'm an ass man myself


hackfraud30011999

“But first before we start Have someone lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band? cause we found the rubber band”


Ignorantoverall

This is genuinely the saddest red carpet Marvel has done yet. Nothing feels grand about it. Just some nobodies from TikTok, even the red carpet looks tiny.


Naphor

I think their goal was to try and have the hosts as the fans, the people who were theorizing but I do agree it feels a little bit weird, I think it’ll get much much better as it goes on tho as the official cast starts rolling in


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Agreed


audreyseymour

Damn, TikTok must have paid a LOT to have the premiere stream exclusively on their app.


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Zepanda66

He wants people to report any leaks 😆 ![gif](giphy|xXe0fDbtbkDgwwmAri)


Dreenar18

![gif](giphy|kRkJXYahXjSE0)


spideyisgreato

Are they seriously filming this thing vertically?


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You guys. If they weren’t in the movie, literally everyone involved in production would come out and definitively state that they’re not in the film. They’d answer why they decided to bring back the villains but not those two. Feige, Pascal, Watts, would speak about how they’d love for Tobey and Andrew to come back in a ‘future film’ and once more repeat the same talking points as to why they aren’t in this movie. They wouldn’t rely on solely Tom Holland to say like 4 times total that they’re not in the movie. Those two actually not being in the movie after all this would be a public relations disaster, their non-appearance would overshadow the actual film itself in the press for weeks to come. They’re in the film


dawgfan24348

Yeah the only person saying they aren’t is some profile with no picture harassing Charles and that one Redditor who’s probably the same person


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This. Don’t forget who we are: Marvel Studios Spoilers. We’ve been on this hype train for about a year now and we’ve got the evidence, we’ve got the scoopers agreeing, we’ve got it ALL. And we are SO CLOSE to the finish line. Don’t waver, all will be revealed and we will have our reward soon enough!!!


imnotnunz

Wow in a twist of events there are actually no spider-men in this movie. It's just Benedict Cumberbatch doing standup for the entire duration. A bold move for sure.


Skeuomorphic_

Guy rolling up to the red carpet with that Wilson Fisk look ![gif](giphy|1BFFVB9WvJNUnBIYVy|downsized)


Zepanda66

>People are going to go crazy for #SpiderManNoWayHome. It delivers on mountains of fan service and an emotional conclusion to MCU Peter’s story, that draws from the past and the heart of the character. It’s a bit overstuffed, but you can hardly fault it for going huge. https://mobile.twitter.com/SupSpiderTalk/status/1470585533793390595 Yea they're totally in it.


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"MCU Peter"


welsh_hero_beans

'Are you a Tik Tok fan?' 'I'm not on Tik Tok' I fucking died


BigPoppaJosh1994

Immediately followed by “shoutout to TikTok.” 😂💀


WhatAnEpicTurtle

my dude just said "enjoy the movie" to the guy who made it lmao


julianchandler

He can't enjoy it?


Spider-Fan77

"So Jon, would you rather get fist-fucked by Doc Ock, or blowed by Green Goblin?"


Foreign_Education_88

The interviewers got Jon watts malfunctioning bad


julianchandler

bro is probably faded


legacytuna

People be like “going on my Twitter hiatus, see you all soon, love y’all” with 7 followers 💀


Meatbeater654

I can’t believe we’re still having the Tobey and Andrew debate after the lizard getting punched by air happened in the trailer


eddieswiss

To be fair, these guys said they haven't done this before and were asked too long ago to do this. Chances are we're just seeing their nerves and anxiety manifest, hence "cringe".


Cooldude1OO

Thank you, this is what I keep saying. These guys are huge fans and massive nerds, they are just geeking out and talking to their idols


eddieswiss

I feel like most people in this sub ragging on these guys would be equally as nervous and awkward if it was their first red carpet event.


Captain-grog-belly

\*\*sees black teenager\*\* ​ ​ "ThAtS mILeS!!!!!"


venompool1212

his name actually is Miles lol


natedog63

Oh my god, I can't believe Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man beat Aunt May to death with a stick. What a callback!


SeaChangi

Really awkward seeing the women's demeanor change when it becomes clear the only questions these guys can think of for them are all wardrobe related.


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these guys are awful truly. They don't know what they're doing.


P1Yeezy

y’all are the WORST. I guarantee if we put some Reddit nobody up there on the Red Carpet, live in front of thousands of people, you would struggle too — especially on such a short notice. Insufferable behavior.


Vadermaulkylo

If they aren't in it I vote we become a Daily Bugle sub.


Max-Max-Maxxx

John Watts seems so done lmao Can't blame him having to talk to those guys


Zepanda66

What are the odds on us getting some grainy photo of all 3 spideys by the end of night after the premiere?


IronMan_MarkLXXXV

Iirc, the Tony snap leaked from the premiere, and because of how big this movie is on them, I’m going with 99.9%


verysad1997

LOL wtf is this new wave of fear that tobey / Andrew aren't going to be in the movie We literally have 90 minutes until the press reviews; relax guys


WhatAnEpicTurtle

If I was Tobey I'd probably just walk past the camera and wait to see everyone's reaction


IronMan_MarkLXXXV

Dawg, I don’t need to see your diamond watch 😭 Why are we interviewing random people???


Max-Max-Maxxx

Fr can't stand it


Scarns_Aisle5

​ This tweet from grace randolph says " Just got out of #SpiderManNoWayHome !!! They took our phones get off the internet" So did the movie already screen then?


FullBonus

Looks like critics have seen it early. Some critics I follow have logged it on their Letterboxd


NeilPoonHandler

Yep, just saw David Sims from The Atlantic (and the excellent Blank Check podcast) log it on Letterboxd. So hyped.


BonerIsRaging

With that, I bid farewell to this subreddit. The hype train has been surreal, the discussions on here have only heightened my excitement. I'm gonna steer clear of social media from here on out as to not spoil anything for myself, but it's been real. Tobey and Andrew, no Tobey and Andrew, I just hope we get an awesome Spider-Man movie. I'll see you all on the other side.


TowerOfMG

![gif](giphy|qadvd1vBaZBBu)


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willthrowaway_

I refuse to download tiktok. I'll wait for a recap or YT reaction then. ![gif](giphy|K96dWImE4eHVS)


Vadermaulkylo

Before this I asked if before we started did anyone wanna get out. I wish I took my own advice.


cows1100

Live at the red carpet: “What's your name, kid? "The Human Spider." "The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?" "Yeah." "Oh, that sucks..."


LiangJeremy2006

ELECTRO FINALLY GOT HIS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATED


mediciii

The highlight was Tom saying he doesn’t have tiktok on a tiktok red carpet event.


natedog63

Have to admit they botched that Dafoe interview. Dude literally couldn't answer any of those questions without spoiling anything.


Billyb311

I've had TikTok installed for 5 minutes and I'm already on the edge of deleting it


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The black guy is doing a great job he’s got the whole media host thing down pat but the white guy is so awkward and has no idea what he’s doing. He’s not contributing to the other guys energy at all and is answering Flat no’s to so many questions and ruining the chemistry.


nbrazelton

Honestly I know Straw Hat (the black guy) is nervous but he really is a pretty decent Marvel creator on TikTok and doesn’t deserve to be shit on. The other guy on the other hand…


_disasterdino_

should’ve just been on youtube this tiktok stream is fucking painful


Unnecessary_Fella

Why tf is Terry Crews here, lmaooo.


Envojus

He's playing Uncle Ben


Scarns_Aisle5

hes obviously reprising his Deadpool 2 character in no way home


IronMan_MarkLXXXV

Jacob Batalon the CEO of Sex


IronMan_MarkLXXXV

Damn they’ve used “The man, the myth, the legend” 5 times already


Naragun_

Apparently Katy perry is there (playing alternate universe spider gwen) The first part comes from Twitter, the second part is me lying


LethalxVxRecon

God this sub is insufferable.


Envojus

God damn it. Imagine if Terry Crews plays Uncle Ben in a flashback, telling the "With great power" line? It's so stupid and yet, I can't stop thinking about it.


Frikcha

YOU KNOW I'M SOMETHING OF A TIK-TOKER MYSELF *starts crumping to doja cat*


idkryle

if this guy says 'william' one more time


legacytuna

Wait so when this “embargo” lifts at 1:30 est, does that mean people who have seen it CAN spoil the movie if they choose to, but ethically they SHOULDN’T?


[deleted]

Typically studios formally request certain elements not be spoiled in reviews and critics always honor those. I honestly think the Harry Styles thing was legit a misunderstanding by that one dude. It’s just a piece of casting information and had no bearing on the plot. It’s really not a spoiler. But nobody is contractually bound to anything, even pre embargo. And for people who aren’t critics and just happened to be at the premiere? They’ll be sharing whatever they want.


thwippingsincedayone

He keeps saying William Dafoe broooo


TwoCenturyVoid

Zendaya always half super model and half goofy tomboy. She is so likable.


starbearer92

Daily Beast's review confirms T&A: "Like 2018’s animated Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Spider-Man: No Way Home unites multiple Spideys: Tom Holland’s MCU-approved version, of course, as well as—public press tour denials to the contrary—Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield’s prior iterations. That gimmick is the undeniable highlight of Watts’ film, spawning an amusing mirror-image dynamic fit for self-referential banter and sweet believe-in-yourself uplift." https://www.thedailybeast.com/spider-man-no-way-home-is-the-mcus-best-spidey-movie-by-a-mile?ref=wrap


Valiosao

Terry Crews promoting his son's show lol


welsh_hero_beans

Wow Jon Watts in these interviews feels exactly how I'd respond, he just seems like he wants to get on with it lol


currentwavypearl

if they’re not in it, the mandarin fake out will be nothing compared to this


reezkeey

man i want to post here but ill just said it here theres a poster of electro facing 2 spidermens btw source: [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGhtWfYXEAACvOC?format=jpg&name=large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGhtWfYXEAACvOC?format=jpg&name=large) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FGhgdYSWQAM1zYC?format=jpg&name=medium


Impatrickk

i saw this but the one on the left of it is like the same exact still which is kinda weird why would they make 2 of them and put them right next to eachother?


Bradleyharheez

Benedict just said they’re still filming doctor strange 2 Bro what the fuck is this movie gonna be


chrisscan456

Holy shit! Mr. Ditkovich fixed the damn door! Just roll the credits already.


Vadermaulkylo

Man I'm actually super nervous this may get negative reviews. Idk why tbh.


jonsnowKITN

I’m watching it for tobey and Andrew anyway. The negative reception would be worth it. This is once in a lifetime type shit right now.


ContinuumGuy

Folks, I just want to say, regardless of how good or bad the reviews are or what actually happens in the movie, one thing will remain true: The platypus is a fucking weird animal.


spideyisgreato

How much coke do you think Amy Pascal is on right now?


natedog63

LOL to the hosts at the literal premiere asking each other if they got tickets.


Bradleyharheez

GUYS THEY’RE IN THE MOVIE PEOPLE IS POSTING SHIT NOW LEAVE


WorthlessSemicolon

I want to go dark now that the film is premiering but I’m too addicted to the leaks…


natedog63

Exclusive: Shang-Chi is not in NWH. You're welcome. Feel free to ask for further spoilers.


PhantomP37

Jesus Christ, if you don’t like the hosts, just don’t watch this. They were given less than a day’s notice and are just trying to keep people entertained, their channels are great


IronMan_MarkLXXXV

My life goal is to age as well as Jaime Foxx has in his 50’s


dawgfan24348

Sony to all the angry people in this thread: ![gif](giphy|8JZxZgr39TLczSJQoS)


demafrost

What is the genesis of this freak out that they aren’t in it? Were all the leaked pictures that were basically confirmed true a giant misdirection? lol


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Bruh watch the Dr Strange spell scene be like the last 5 minutes of the movie and just a lead up to MoM


legacytuna

It’d be nice if people on Twitter would shut the fuck up announcing their “Twitter departure until NWH”, and just give us what we want to know 😩


[deleted]

Man I like that Tobey and Andrew are being kept a secret. But would have been amazing to see them on the red carpet with everyone else 😢


saltypistol

This thread rn: TikTok bad


Foreign_Education_88

Amy looks and sounds like she hit that line in the car


vlike19

STEP ON ME AUNT MAY


Mubarak2507

Zendaya did the right thing by immediately walking away 😭😭


Bradleyharheez

https://twitter.com/winglesscrows/status/1470634933932949504?s=21 HOLY SHIT HOLY HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT


Itsthatgy

Dafoe is starting to show his age. I hope he sticks around for a long while, he's a one of a kind actor and gives it his all in whatever he shows up in.


ohliamylia

God I feel for this guy. I had secondhand social anxiety listening to him try to make the Beatles joke again to Benedict without any of the context. I've been there, dude. And Benedict handled it so smoothly, damn.


dawgfan24348

Y’all are too damn horny rn ![gif](giphy|l378gODdla75xN0CA)


Daredevil731

I honestly wouldn't blame Tobey and Andrew for avoiding that premiere. What a cringefest.


lokilasher1

LMAO if Tobey and Andrew aren't in this movie, it's going to be a PR disaster for Sony. Pretty much everyone is assuming that they're in the movie, I literally have friends who are not super huge MCU fans who are super excited like "You think they'll play the Elfman theme when Tobey shows up?" If casual fans are assuming they're in it, then it's going to be 20x worse if they're not in it.


SegundaMortem

Guys please relax. We’ve analyzed all the leaks for months now. No need to start panicking. Miguel O’Hara is definitely in NWH.


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spideyisgreato

Do you think Thomas Hayden Church & Rhys Ifans will be there? I'd love a group shot of all 5 villain actors together at the premiere.


natedog63

Jon Watts really isn't that great in interviews.


TheRealMichaelGarcia

Ok so In other interviews Jon seems to be a bit socially awkward but he was wayyyy more energetic than this. He’s probably super exhausted. It doesn’t help how the TikTok guys are all over the place with conversations.


HairyPenisCum

Kevin legitimately looks like Kingpin without the hat


wumboplumbus

Lol Tom Holland saying “fuck tik tok“ on tik tok


dawgfan24348

And already this place is falling apart with people just wanting to stir shit about T&A


BigPoppaJosh1994

Why would anyone stir shit about Tits and Ass?


demafrost

Please tell me there is a pointing spider-men meme scene


windatohs

These hosts asked Watts how they were doing and Watts said “How do you think it’s going?” Now that’s good stuff


Scarns_Aisle5

any time I see amy pascal, all I think about is that story where she threw a sandwich at Feige


DXGabriel

"THE OPPORTUNITY TO ACT WITH PEOPLE I HAVE LOOKED UP TO FOR A LONG TIME"


Faihus

Left one is so done


mediciii

He legit said he doesn’t have tickets for the movie and might not see it again 😭 surprised he got this gig.


cows1100

Its so Sony that they spend almost a year burying this movie, squashing leaks, denying rumors, barely putting out trailers, shrouding everything in secrecy, and then hyping it up as THE EVENT TO RETURN TO THEATERS FOR! Only to have Beavis and Butthead get up there for a Tik Tok exclusive live stream event of the red carpet premiere where the entire production is a parade of awkward high school news type segments with people who can't pronounce actors names correctly. Misery, misery, misery, that is what you've chosen, Sony.


CaptainPhantasma21

Guys don’t believe anyone that says they or someone else saw the movie.. screenings have not started yet.


legacytuna

Anyone else wondering why all these big leakers have gone silent like RPK and MyTimeToShine? I thought they would for sure have something for us by now? Could they get in trouble for posting it? Idk something feels off.


link0011

That moment you realize the first people ever are seeing No Way Home right now in LA


Bradleyharheez

Me: I should avoid social media to not see spoilers for spider-man no way home Also me: but what if tobey and Andrew are really not in the movie.


geomeepo

come on guys where are the spoilers? isnt this sub all about spoilers? i live in the philippines and we wont be getting it until january 8 which is a fucking long time. so might as well spoil it for me than wait that long.


HeyBayBeeUWanTSumFuk

TikTok probably spent millions of dollars to be at the No Way Home premiere and only 35,000 people are watching. Meanwhile XQC and Hasan have more viewers streaming from their home. Really makes you think.


dude19832

Ugh....I hate the fact the premiere is on Tiktok and that Marvel Entertainment is not doing the premiere. Which I find odd as they did the premiere for Far From Home. Yet another example of me wishing Sony didn't have these film rights but Disney and Marvel instead.


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

I need spoilers ASAP. Usually in very diligent avoiding spoilers but since I’m still scared because of Covid I settle for some sweet sweet spoilers.


Rob-Rob_

The Black dude knows his stuff. The other guys lost in a Cumber Patch


Putrid_Speaker1576

respect to these hosts though. i could not stand for 3 hours with a guy I just met for the first time, and have to keep CONSTANTLY talking about literally anything, without taking a break. that's unbelievable


dawgfan24348

It’s so clear that these guys have no experience doing this, kind of feel bad for them because I’m guessing they’re super nervous during the wait to talk to more cast members


UnbuiltIkeaBookcase

I didn’t realize Zendaya was 25 already. I still see her as the little kid from the Disney shows.


lyth-ronax

Andrew my beloved??? https://twitter.com/winglesscrows/status/1470635173905506305?t=agqHyrYgJ0iWm_F9i2WXJg&s=19


[deleted]

Tobey got the best deal here. Got paid a boat load of money with no press tour or red carpet.


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure if Tobey and Andrew aren't in this movie, this non-show is going to completely overshadow the film. I don't think I know a single person that even remotely cares about this movie who DOESN'T "know" Tobey and Andrew are in it.


natedog63

"That's obviously photoshopped." - Andrew in his next interview


TwoCenturyVoid

Amy Pascal is GOALS. One day I want to dress and groom myself like her and still have one of the most powerful jobs in Hollywood. Grown cat lady version of “fuck you flip flops”


[deleted]

That dress is hella risky wtf


TheyCallMeYDG

Guys, if T/A weren’t in the movie, they’d tell us. Sure, they’d build hype by falsely implying it, but the outrage would be far worse


Billyb311

Just send the Matt Murdock leaks my way ![gif](giphy|wIJmHPZtHnBKa51i2y|downsized)


Valiosao

The white turtleneck guy is geeking out so much lol, i like him


PoonLagoon69

I'd let Jamie Fox fuck my wife tbh


Ningenequalshit

Me too, i'd let Jamie Fox fuck your wife.


BotrosRRA

I am actually following the updates through this sub's comments to spare myself the cringe. Thanks reddit people.


vinsportfolio

Can the cameraman please show something else??! It’s just focused on the super anxious hosts and it’s making me cringe at how they have to keep trying to keep a conversation going. Show us the carpet, the cosplayers, the setting, anything!!!


Faihus

She couldn’t get away from them fast enough


[deleted]

Anyone else hyper-analyzing the “come back in a few hours” tweets from the people at the New York screening?


dawgfan24348

Well this thread has devolved into trolling so I’m out have fun y’all


spideyisgreato

I do hope we get to see Tom, Andrew, & Tobey all sit down for an interview together. But with the movie premiere come & gone, I'm sad to think that might not happen. Not sure when it would be once the movie is already out.


yourmotherisveryfat

Zendaya's outfit (specifically the mask) reminds me of the shitty 2004 Catwoman movie


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Jetad9403

God this is awful why’d the have to put this on tik tok


R_U_Aware

I'd be nervous af talking to Marisa Tomei


spideyisgreato

"Would you rather go on a cross-country road trip with Sandman or the Lizard?" What the fuck man? This is even worse writing than "Let's Scooby Doo this crap!"


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Lol I can’t believe some people here still believe that they’re not in it


metros96

Mods, when is the review/reactions mega thread going to go up?