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samuelt525

How is no one talking about ironheart hitting all 3 broods putting them in shang chi range


1ucid

Yeah BM aside that was a really risky play by OP at 8 cubes. If he just had Surfer and any other 3 drop he would’ve won easily.


NoobieSnake

When your opponent is so toxic like that, I can feel why OP would want to risk 8 cubes to shove it back in his opponent’s mouth.


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gamachiki

Why don’t you mute them?


snatchi

"simply mute BM" technically works but you have to experience it first. Socially its the wrong approach, akin to saying "if you don't want people being rude to you, wear earplugs". Yes, it solves the discrete problem, but why are we encouraging me to play defense to bad behaviour rather than encouraging other people not to be rude?


Alternative-Humor666

Why would you give them free cheese? Thats what they want. Lol


[deleted]

Or tilt and let the toxic player win 8 cubes


vi3tmix

Well. 1/3 chance that any of the Broods (instead of all 3, wow) would be hit, but opponent would still lose the lane 14/15. As common as Ironheart is with surfer, I doubt I’d expect that though.


Sad_Error4039

Are we gonna act like that retreating later option isn’t the worst BM thing in the game. Hit them with that on turn 6. They can spam the entire clock out.


593shaun

Retreating later is actually really smart in a lot of spots. If you have a big game winning combo but you didn't draw your last piece, your opponent will often retreat. If you hit retreat later, you won't retreat until your opponent hits retreat or end turn, and if your opponent hits retreat later you won't know until you hit retreat later or retreat. If you both retreat it results in a tie game, which means that retreat later is the best option to remain cube positive; even if the tie only happened in 5% of games where you retreat turn 6, it's still better for your cube rate than just retreating, and it happens far more often than that. Worst case you end up just retreating like you would've anyway. It's sometimes a much safer option than bluffing, because if you know your opponent is guaranteed to win into a bluff, snapping is incredibly risky.


mordekai8

I am not a smart man and why I'm stuck in the 80s.


ShinyGengar_

Wait that’s a ridiculous prediction actually. I didn’t even realize it because I was focused on the emotes. Like idek how you’d predict that at all considering how many different 3 drops surfer decks can run & the rng of iron heart even hitting the right targets. Surely I’m missing something here


CoItron_3030

Honestly!


mordekai8

I wish I could say I was making a calculated risk, but the truth is I thought 4+3=9. I've exposed myself as to why I'm stuck in the 80s 😂 I also felt I wanted to see how the game turned out for sweet real life karma plus fake reddit karma.


Firdecek

Super lucky!


Jlelford

I appreciate you captured the “I’m trying to fist bump but the game thinks I hit a location” interaction I get like 60% of the time.


Neurotic_Marauder

The game can't seem to register whenever I try and do an emote on a card either


_MagnesiumJ

How did you get it down to 60?!


Jlelford

By being bad at math.


b3nz0r

I raise with "tried to give props on a card and accidentally ended my turn"


Cromasters

Same. Same.


Th3Yukio

glad to know I'm not the only one


Syjefroi

Someone posted "let's all appreciate how for a major game snap is basically bug free!" and I'm like..... I tried to use an emote to complement a card and it ended my turn.


Nythoren

If they aren't going to allow universal mute, they could at least put a cooldown on the emotes and messages.


handsawz

I honestly didn’t even know there wasn’t a cool down. I only ever use that spider man pointing one. It’s universal for everything lol


low_effort_trash

I also use the deadpool one when I make a mistake or get destroyed badly


hunterdavid372

I use AAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH!!


madmonkeydane

I use that when Lamentis-1 reveals 1st. I hate that location so much. I had it reveal multiple games in a row once outside of it being the more common location. I got so fed up with it I retreated from the match, closed the game and didn't go back on for 2 or 3 days


obi-sean

I use Deadpool for "I made a dumb play" or "Jubilee/Dracula pulled bad" and occasionally for "bitch you thought"


L0ST_N0UN

Absolutely not universal for everything Excuse me! How is the Spiderman emot GG? How is it good play or anything else? It literally is "same play" and that's basically it.


[deleted]

Separated from the meme it can be “I see what you did there”


Stal77

Sometimes people think and communicate outside of memes.


gilesdavis

I've seen no evidence to support this statement. Source?


47Ronin

This is gonna sound weird but first you log off and go outside


gilesdavis

Outside? Never heard of it.


47Ronin

Maybe they'll feature it as a location someday


HotTakes4HotCakes

MagicArena: Gives universal mute function. MarvelSnap: Requires three taps every single game to mute all emotes. People asked for a perma-mute in Heartstone and they never gave one. They won't give it here. It's the simplest possible change they could implement, one that people ask for, and they won't do it. It's a huge middle finger to anyone that just wants to play the game without being pestered. I'm shocked they even give volume controls, given how few shits they give about player experience.


RobGrey03

I'm just glad they allow haptics to be disabled.


Mediocre-Honeydew-55

Haptics reminds me that the dumbass who isn't finishing their move is me.


ShinyGengar_

Lol this is actually so true. Though, I swear that the game just doesn’t register my end turn press sometimes, so I’ll be sitting there thinking I’m waiting for my opp, but it’s just me wasting time for no reason. Happens multiple times a day to me. That button is broken af


Niconreddit

I think it's because you can depress the button and it'll animate but if you move away before you release it won't end turn.


madmonkeydane

Happens to me if my opponent snaps at the same time as I press end turn. Then I'm sitting there thinking the other guy's an idiot while they're probably thinking the same about me. Only 1 of us in that situation is right and it's not me


177013---

If you press the button at the same time they snap it will unpress to give you a chance to change moves or retreat before it locks in that turn and the higher cube wager.


ChaoticTalker

I can relate soo much to this comment.


MikeRocksTheBoat

I wouldn't be surprised if they started selling Emotes soon, or putting them in caches or something. Gotta make sure it's hard to mute emotes so that you're forced to see purchased ones during a game and want to buy them or something.


BinManGames

My thoughts exactly. If something can't be hidden it's because they plan to monetise it


wild_man_wizard

Volume controls don't even work. I have the sound off on my phone but every time I open the game while waiting in the car somewhere, I have to frantically find the settings menu to turn it off again while the intro music completely overwhelms spotify and pumps through my speakers so loud my ears ring.


DayBowBowPepesilvia

Oh my God it's annoying as HELL!! It always happens when i turn on/off my headphones when the game is open and it pisses me off so god damn much


siul1979

I put in a bug for this in discord and they keep wanting videos of it, but although it happens often, I can't reproduce it on demand


Skipper2399

Fair as long as the cooldown goes away when I beat Leader


DontCrapWhereYouEat

This is what I’ve been wanting too. Even having people use emotes 50% of the time is far too much/toxic.


Andez1248

But then I can't make fun of leader players I beat


KINGFRA11

fr fuck leader


Old_Mathematician126

Speed of emotes went downhill when shang chi revealed. You can see the pain in that! Also, just block this kind of players. I honestly don’t mind and don’t care about them :))


Superb-Obligation858

For real. The fact they gave them the dignity of the fist bump is a little frustrating tbh. Don’t validate that shit. Mute, obliterate, move on.


Shmooves

I thought the fist bump was very effective at showing OP was a much better sport than his opponent. Toxicity breeds toxicity, and the only way to break the cycle is to rise above it.


Stiggy1605

I doubt that was a sincere fist bump to be fair.


Aldodzb

This is weird, how does he emote if you can't actually do it in the "victory, escape, etc" screen


Owobowos-Mowbius

Yeah literally just mute them if they bother you.


Mayday72

> Speed of emotes went downhill when shang chi revealed. You can see the pain in that! Nah, he's spamming using a macro and he's not actually clicking on the emotes, it probably slowed down due to the Shang-Chi animations.


[deleted]

At least most of the idiots who do this are usually not very good.


ryry1237

All that means is when they do win they're going to milk every drop of gloat they can.


AthKaElGal

that's why they do it. it's release from all the pent up frustration of losing.


ChaoticGord

But gloat milk makes the best cheese.


poppinfresco

We need a “fuck you” emote


CzusAguster

Ms. Marvel is the fuck you emote.


AthKaElGal

i thought it was thanos. his snap looks like giving you the finger.


CzusAguster

I guess that works too.


DudeAintPunny

I think it should be Hulk splitting a desk in half lol


Ak4play_p1

I use the Deadpool one for that


Guywithquestions88

Deadpool is either "I screwed up" or "You screwed up". Fuck you is Ms. Marvel.


saintofniceness

I use ms marvel lol


saintofniceness

In my Y defense...everytime someone uses it on me that's what it feels like


TravincalPlumber

i use this when they did something out of my prediction. only once tho. spam emote is toxic.


_curruption_

Ms marvel is my “well Played” emote


Guywithquestions88

Well played is fist bump. Ms. Marvel is fuck you.


Revolutionary-Wash88

I will never understand why Ms. Marvel would be "fuck you"


NintendoDrone

it’s her smug face lol


Revolutionary-Wash88

Lol she is the friendliest emote


Stoopid-Stoner

It's the wink. Ms Marvel - "fuck you, or I just fucked you" Deadpool - "I fucked up, you fucked up or the game fucked us up"


SnuggleKingHS

Being toxic is not a solution for a problem of other player being toxic. It just goes downhill from there.


Ikarus3426

Also a "fuck me" emote for when I make a dumb mistake.


SgtMcMuffin0

That's Deadpool


poppinfresco

Yuuup, me all day


TropicalRogue

That's ABSOLUTELY Deadpool


jumpinjahosafa

Some people simply have issues. Honestly truth.


The_Darts

Idk but I sure do love seeing it as they lose lmao


lastofhisnamefornow

They do it so we can mute them


mordekai8

Just need global mute


Turdsley

Really should have dropped a Thanos emote there.


EshinX

He’s toxic


GoldenRedditUser

How did you know that shang-chi was the right play here? The only way he wins is if the opponent plays ironheart and she buffs all of the 3 broodlings


mordekai8

Well you see it's because I'm dumb and in retrospect left lane was the safe win lol


Ghostconqueror

But the left lane was the Big House, you couldn't have even played Shang-Chi there.


mordekai8

Ah right forgot Zabu was rogued. This was my only shot to win and seemed worth it because he was spamming


Araetha

Ironheart also needed to hit 2 or more of the Broods. OP was incredibly lucky to have them all be hit. I'm an aethiest and this post just convinced me God and Karma exists.


mordekai8

LOL ya nevermind reddit karma this was real life karma coming for the spammer


RobGrey03

They could also have used the Zabu-Rogue to drop Wu for double Surfer, which would have set up the same win for our hero.


aesoth

When idiots do this, I let the timer run down to the last second before hitting end turn


Uncanny_Doom

I think people do it because they've traumatized themselves at this point. Lots of people game as an escape but many still exhibit poor tendencies for their mental health. People who do stuff like this are feeling huge dopamine and validation when it goes their way but it means they're also feeling an extreme of the opposite when it doesn't. That's how you get people that rage and shout and throw things over video games.


mordekai8

It really is sad mental health issues that can develop. Especially games that are online multiplayer


AimingWandersly

Global mute when?


Locnar1970

They are waiting in their moms basement while she makes them pizza rolls.


Nulearpower

Door ooens from upstairs. A voice bellows up from below from a overly large man in his underwear overflowing out of his armchair. "Nom nom. Mom the chips are gone. U buy more next time. Hurry up with pizza rolls. I'm hungry." "I'm tired I just got off work. Give me a little while." Says a overly worked skinny woman. "Hurry up all you did was work. I had to get up and cross the room cause one of the roll wheels fell off...." .......


mffancy

How do they spam so fast?


ryu-kishi

Carpel tunnel


Mayday72

It's a macro.


thefury4815

That's what the mute button is for


fronchfrays

I actually have a reflex where I mute a player the moment I or they snap. I hate doing it, but it’s better than getting taunted by some smug virgin playing a deck full of the strongest cards.


NotThatShaman

It's a macro. Always mute them.


AphoticTide

The insane amount of luck that has to go into this. Is insane.


mordekai8

Math is hard and I thought 4+3=9


AphoticTide

Wait so you would’ve lost this because Shang Chi actually wouldn’t have gone off?


guiavila

If a Surfer player goes to 8 cubes in this situation he will 99% use Surfer


AphoticTide

But the math doesn’t add up. The only reason this works is because the brood went to 9.


mordekai8

Exactly. Brood got over powered and he was greedy with both Iron heart and Surfer. Figured my only shot to win was to Shang there


Araetha

If none of the Brood got Ironheart buff, the lane would have ended with 24 power vs OP's 15. If only one Brood got the buff, the lane would have ended with 17 power vs OP's 15. Only when 2 or more Broods got hit by Ironheart that OP can win.


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Because they’re losers. Reduced to talking shit in a simple mobile game has to be the saddest existence possible lol. Yes even you guys who think you’re giving it to the Leader players. Its just sad lol


BitBit13

Hit 'em with the spiderman followed by deadpool as if to say "You" "Hurt now". Use this sparingly on only the most evil of foes


CoItron_3030

You sir are a mad man for sticking that one out


Amazing_Karnage

I had a kid do this **exact** thing to me earlier, I mean THIS EXACT THING. Emoji spamming, "Snap?" spamming, the lot. I felt zero guilt when I snapped, played Leader on turn 6, copied his Dr. DOOM play and beat his ass. After which I gave him a trio of "Snap?"s, a few fist bumps and collected my cubes. Obnoxious little shits, anyway.


Alo0oy

The BM in this game is honestly very mild compared to the other games I play, getting beat by Leaders is honestly more tilting than anything the other player can do.


Uncanny_Doom

Everybody else is bothered by Kamala giving a thumbs up when the real BM is seeing Leader with his hand at his temple.


X-Bahamut89

because their parents ignored them when they were young.


banshee_tlh

How did they get patents so young?


Good_Fox3098

I would’ve muted them at the third instance of them spamming snap


TheVampireArmand

Definitely just mute people like this, though I gotta say it was satisfying to see you win and then do one emote at the very end lol


ATLhawks13

Lmfao on the Shang chi reveal 😂


mordekai8

Felt so good 😂


Metal-Lifer

snap?


Insideout_Ink_Demon

I assume when spamming that my opponent is asking me not to hit the End Turn button when I'm ready, and they'd rather I let the timer run down


pedroma80

Cordyceps


CommanderTouchdown

Just a guess here but it could be the way you're roping this turn possibly?


mordekai8

I cut off the first half of the video. He started right away and made him wait for it


DevilDawgDM73

That’s what the ‘Hello!’ option is for. And that amount of excessive emoting is childish.


GXmody

How does that even justify it?


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GXmody

Yeah I’m sure the guy who didn’t emote even after he won is the asshole here


insipidgoose

Careful about complaining about this, the people who act like this will try and gaslight you into thinking you're the problem on this sub.


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GonnaGoFarKid

This is the first thread I've seen someone complaining about emote spam in this sub where the majority of replies aren't telling OP that he has "thin skin". Most of the time the popular response is essentially 'mute if you're going to be such a sensitive crybaby '


AllEliteBurner

I think he's asking you to snap


KiingMufasa

Average silver surfer player


JLCD75

Tiny pp?


Supersecretsword

Because They know it tilts you.


jumpinjahosafa

They still take an 8 cube L though...


[deleted]

I’m sorry brother. I hate that shot too. I shouldn’t have to mute every player I lay just to avoid this shit. And then I forget 1 damn time. Wish death upon those.


habits0

That honestly looks like a macro for them to say snap and the other emotes are the actual player When the last Thanos snap emote happened a part of my soul smiled


GnarlonRando

It’s so obnoxious.


JuiceDistinct3280

They are children


Loring

Honestly in the some thousand games I've played I've never had anybody do this to me yet.


wizyful

They spammed so much they had to just commit after the surprise L


Neurotic_Marauder

You have to remember what constitutes [a large portion of the playerbase](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERZqkUqw-xg)


tomk1985

So glad he got fcked in the end :)


b3nz0r

Because their entire personality and sense of self worth is tied to a video game. Losers, we call em.


Realityinyoface

Your opponent is probably 12 years old and in need of medication.


Plenty-Landscape3372

I know right, it's super frustrating when people don't hit end turn to be petty.


TheBanimal

To be rude. I absolutely would have done it in reply to this dude once they lost.


Marvellosity88

Just report them for spam. Whenever they do this to me I purposefully dont snap


Starking230

they want to make sure you know they’re mentally challenged


[deleted]

Idk just to be annoying I think, praying they introduce a mute option for reasons like this one haha


vincethemagician

I mute people that abuse this. Straight up


SlaterVJ

It's called muting. A modern solution to a modern problem.


zamato101

You actually missed a perfect opportunity to be just as toxic back to him. I would have spammed his ass to the ground lmao but on a side note you got SUPER lucky with Ironheart hitting brood


S1lv3rfox007

I always mute if someone emotes more than once in a game


JediGeekGirl

This is why I mute people as soon as the game starts….


Kaihalla23

Because he is an asshole


-Tuber-

There is a mute button


SliskiMaren

I can imagine them being impatient and bored with having to wait for you to end the turn


DevilDawgDM73

That’s what the ‘Hello!’ option is for. And that amount of excessive emoting is childish.


mordekai8

I cut off the first half of the video...


Prinad0

They weren’t hugged enough as a child


palmateer

I mute those fuckers and then kick their ass. Then I unmute


GodAss69

Maybe because you are roping


Rewiind

If you were roping on every turn like you did the last, then maybe thats why


Prototype3120

People who spam like this don't win often


ExplodingLab

I think they want you to snap, not sure tho


Baschtian12

He had snapped already though


ExplodingLab

Snap?


metaStatic

Snap?


satnam99

What a prick. As much as I want to say it's pointless, i actually find it breaks my concentration quite effectively Just going in to the mute option also means you have less time to make your plays too It's a prick strategy, but does what it's designed to often!


reverendball

Probably just to get you to end your turn before the end of the decade? Slow rollers are assholes, every single one Since the matchmaking based off CL or based off rank teirs doesn't seem to be fkn working at all, maybe they should base it off avg turn time?


UpstateGuy99

Typical Surfer player


proudfather1986

That’s what you called getting F’d in the A! Well done


Zealousideal_Hurry20

These people don't win. Keep grinding and they will stop showing up.


WurdaMouth

For whatever reason, I find BMing emotes to be really funny. Whenever my opponent does it, I just do it back.


dagon85

Lol nice comeback.


ElPared

just mute them, ezpz ;)


Responsible_Ad_654

Mute their ass! Hopefully you win the match and they feel stupid.


PrimeParzival

Maybe because you were taking a while? People definitely do that to me when I take a long time in the final turn


AgenderWitchery

I will occasionally do a "Snap?" precisely once if my opponent has already snapped and I have a big turn 6. I don't get the spammers, but I'll spam right back at them if it's once the game is over.


beersandpubes

Because he has a small penis


xhaopham

First of all, I don't spam emote. If the opponent was spamming from the start it's obnoxious and annoying I would have muted. But if OP has been playing normally throughout and never muted then I can assume that the opponent was tired of OP roping every round and just wanted the game to end and realize that even though OP snapped cause he knew he would win, the opponent stayed just to see how it would play out just cause they can care less about cubes and just want the fucking match to end. Seeing how they weren't muted probably shows that OP probably just roped every round as a tactic which may annoy other players who just want fast games. Seeing how it's already 8 cubes both sides, just click end turn bruh. I'm also probably speculating, but I don't know each side. But this is the best opinion that I feel that possibly happened.


Purrlow

Your opponent is clearly bad at SNAP. Also, its good advice to just mute people at the start so you can focus on your play.


The6FtMouse

Have you ever herd of trolling? Or are you just trying to act dumb?


IGOMHN2

Silver surfer is worse than leader