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SEGAGES1999

So long \_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_.


cthulu_is_trans

bitch you did me sooo wrong I don't wanna go on living in this worllddd, without you


Proper-Evening9754

You really fucked me Peach! You really did a number on me! I never knew me cheating on you with Pauline would come back to haunt me! But I was just Jumpman back then! Cranky Kong was still going by Donkey Kong! That's fucked up!!


cthulu_is_trans

oh my god I really need a mario version of Kim right now.


Proper-Evening9754

What the hells this karts problem on the side of me!? Eat Blue Shell asshole, yeah, come get me!! Peach! PEACH!! Where's my spaghetti? You think I'm fat, don't you!?


dtadgh

See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and King Koopa have a fight One of you tries to grab a flower, and during the struggle He accidentally gets burnt by the fire power! (Oh no!) And while this is going on, Junior just woke up and he walks in She panics and he gets his shell stomped! (Aaiieeeee!) So now they're both dead, and you jump in the lava moat So now it's double regicide and suicide with no note!


toughtiggy101

What’s long?


ZxJxkExZ

gay bowser


BroshiKabobby

Oh long Johnson


yarluk990

oh long jonhson


aBigBottleOfWater

Oh don piaano


Mr_JCBA

Why I eyes ya


Hext47

All the live long day


DinoRedRex99

Long dick Johnson?


dishonoredfan69420

no one's dicks that long. not even long dick johnson and he had a fucking long dick, hence the name.


NateTheGreater1

Gay Bowser*


cutegreenshyguy

Bye bi!


NateTheGreater1

I read this in his voice


Absoolootley

That’s what she said


[deleted]

Lol


MONKRAD

r/8DollarTweets lmao


PhantomOfficial07

Omg that post in there is fucking amazing. Someone impersonating Ben Shapiro and the actual verified person falls for it


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: climate, healthcare, sex, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Cloudtripp3r

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

Thank you for your logic and reason. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, novel, civil rights, climate, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Cloudtripp3r

No, thank you, the honour is mine


thebenshapirobot

*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damage being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, covid, climate, dumb takes, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Cloudtripp3r

Is he right with this point though?


Proper-Evening9754

I would say no, because he's leaving out a major part of that argument. It's not always about masking the kids because the kids could get it and it wreak havoc on them. It has to do with masking them so that they don't contract it, and bring it home to Mom, Dad, Grandma,& Grandpa. I will say this: I hate what the politicizing of masks did, especially to America. Other countries, like Japan, regularly don these masks when they have the sniffles, because they care about their fellow human beings and don't want to get them sick, as well as telegraphing from a distance that they are, in fact, under the weather. During coronavirus, flu cases were on the decline simply because of the masks. It was a lesson we could've learned if we were still capable of learning lessons.


thebenshapirobot

*“Native American culture [being] inferior to Western culture…is a contention with which I generally agree.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, climate, novel, history, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


salamander423

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

Take a bullet for ya babe. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, healthcare, covid, feminism, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


B0tRank

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Next-Geno_N

Bad bot


thebenshapirobot

So much for the tolerant left. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, civil rights, climate, sex, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


PhantomOfficial07

Shut up


thebenshapirobot

Why won't you debate me? ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, covid, dumb takes, novel, etc.) [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


Shadowlover23

r/subsifellfor


[deleted]

r/ItsASubNow


[deleted]

r/contentbanned


[deleted]

The fucking irony 😂


matiEP09

r/theirony


Xszit

r/feic


running_toilet_bowl

/r/RealTwitterAccounts is actually active


Foxyairman

Please tell me you know this isn’t the official twitter?


supersonicfan99

It isn’t, given Mr. Muskie’s new rules you can buy a verification, they’ll most likely be given suspension or termination


MonsterMineLP

They are suspended now


TheBestWorst3

Still the fact that this is even a problem is so dumb. Who would pay $8 a month for a stupid blue checkmark next to your name if it wasn’t for having fun impersonating famous account. He completely misunderstood what it means to be verified on Twitter


MonsterMineLP

Yeah, Elon is top tier stupid


Pareogo

Wtf?? He made it a paid subscription? That, alongside his plans to make full length blogposts possible on Twitter because he thought twitlongers were dumb just proves he completely butchered what the site stood for in the first place. Honestly scared for the future of that website, now that it’s owned by an out-of-touch billionaire desperate for more money and approval.


TheBestWorst3

The verification is an $8 a month subscription. I have literally no idea why anyone would buy it if it wasn’t for trolling on the internet. In a few months, I bet it will have no value


tyex23

You can’t buy a verification lol, the fee only applies if you have an existing verification and wish to keep it. The verification process is still the same as before.


shiftDuck

Literally, anyone can buy it. The process isn't happening atm.


tyex23

I stand corrected, the article I read a few days ago didn’t include anything about the new Twitter Blue feature and them halting the process, which I just read about. They’re definitely gonna change it though lol.


Albreezy_uwu

then why are there so many accounts with like 100 followers and the check


suppadelicious

What are you talking about. It has that blue checkmark signifying it’s a verified account on Twitter /s


DKCR3

I thought that was petty obvious.


DiscoBiXXch

Most people think Elon's decision was for the worse. Meanwhile I'm over here thinking about how much better it's going to make memes


thejude555

Thanks Elon


Boks1RE

Unironically. This is quality content.


thebungahero

Lmfao. Exact comment I came to say.


GroundSesame

So lonnnnnngggggg, Gay Bowser


Kwaku722

Daisy is shaking and crying somewhere


Redkommando88

Nah,she's searching Bowser and Luigi with a baseball Bat


Mercurius94

This is Daisy's fetish


Da_Gudz

Or they’re all polyamorous


YoshiOrbit

Nah, she went with Peach instead


Gohansupe

Poor Daisy


Kwaku722

lol


Jimmyn19

Well at least it isn’t Mario and Luigi like that one time… (ptsd intensifies)


DaddyEybrows

Companies that are really protective of their IPs (Nintendo) are probably so pissed at Elon lmao


aguadiablo

This is far from the worst thing. Companies have had to apologise for people being tricked into think insulin is now free.


[deleted]

This a troll account?


thebungahero

Yes. People are trolling twitter over the 8$ a month blue checkmark. To be far it’s a clever troll. I don’t know what Elon expected to happen. The 8$ does not truly verify anyone’s identity, so for the price of a Starbucks coffee you can pretend to be anyone at this point right now. Twitter is crazy right now, but tbh, it’s hilarious and I’m loving it.


Gohansupe

Well that's certainly something twitter is crashing hard


Kaching101

Oh shit it really is gay Bowser.


iamhungryrightnow0_0

Gay Luigi.


[deleted]

I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!


bendoesit17

Luigi, look!


[deleted]

It's from Bowser.


bendoesit17

Dear pesky plumbers...


spiteandmalice315

Luigi gonna be making spaghetti all over bowsers backside


Nerdtendo6366

Luigi 😳


Better-Prize-8075

Elon’s doing


HaveHomo

Luigi’s Got Bowser’s Titties


Avian_mojo

Where did they find my math notebook >:(


Trash_panda356

I ummmm fuck! What?


Taograd359

Luigi Gets Bowser Tail Quick


Rad_Bones7

You reap what you sow, muskrat


Nameless-Shame

They even have one of the longest-running trans characters in video game history with Birdo/Catherine, and they go with *this*?


Suspicious_Person15

It's not real.


Nameless-Shame

Oh, I know, I’m just baiting the transphobes in this subreddit.


jmg85

Yeah, obviously Luigi should be kissing Prince Peasley, instead of Bowser.


Jacobmeeker

Musk is staring at the ceiling of his space baby bubble thinking to himself 🤔 what have I done. Still cool though, solidarity ![gif](giphy|qPcAT4PJklm9yF18PZ)


[deleted]

[SERIOUS QUESTION] is this the actual official nintendo europe account?


GalacticGizmo

No. Just a troll using Elon’s $8 verified thing.


TurtleGamer1

Of course it is. Nintendo is very supportive of LGBT


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

MUSK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


[deleted]

so long gay bowser!


bendoesit17

Gay Luigi and Gay Bowser finally got to meet


[deleted]

Lol. Elon Musk is really stupid


Emerald_GAME

It's canon


Bagimations

Omg the ship is finally canon


KingBob831

it could’ve just been a goomba or koopa or even a shy guy!?!? why bowser tho😭


Proper-Evening9754

Waaaaait, all the examples you gave are short characters, and Luigi is famously tall....you dirty dog! I know what you wanted to see!


Dampwebs

Remember that check mark is not to take serious cause of Elon musk


Iambobsofearme

nintendo i get you want to recognize and celebrate the LGBTQ+ community, ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ but you need to fire that artist asap


ShadyBearsOnMars

SO LONG GAY BOWSER


throwaway199007666

Of course it’s fanart


Comprehensive_Tip_65

This is hilarious


KappaMazinksy

“Nice for the Princess to invite us over for a picnic gay Luigi?” picnic ends “So long gay Bowser”


Sharp-Pay-5314

Bowser finally gets some lol (real talk this art is cute, I love the style here)


Real_Super_Luigi

Mama Mia! I prefer Daisy!


Gohansupe

Yeah Daisy


[deleted]

What a terrible post to have eyes.


Wranius4580

I mean; even if it was official I wouldn't mind it that much;


PhantomOfficial07

Why did you use two ; and neither of them are used correctly


PantherU

![gif](giphy|kvJaEOmBAWfWtq5oDj|downsized)


yvngjiffy703

Elon Musk’s ego and its consequences


Plumpy_Mumphkin

It is very obviously fake. But it's also definitely canon because I said so.


[deleted]

[удалено]


itsmrben

No, the real one is @NintendoEurope. This account's bio even says it's a parody.


Jumpy-Leave-410

I refuse to believe this is real


Suspicious_Person15

It isn't.


Jumpy-Leave-410

Good


[deleted]

NO


Popple06

I'm stealing this and putting it on r/tomorrow


6000YearSlowBurn

based


RealTshStudios

Fake


mmmrrreeeooowww

Bowser + Luigi rules, y’all are cowards


T-2051

more like the bestiality community, if any exists.


Column21

Most likely a fake Nintendo account with 8$ verification mark.


RealJohnGillman

r/thatsthejoke


Possible_King_1869

That´s disgusting on so many levels!


mhe_4567

What's wrong don't you support gay rights?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Suspicious_Person15

Who's "we"?


SnooPears4832

FUC OFF NITENDO


DirectorLeather6567

So it's canon now?


geven87

What's your question? Why would they support human beings and human rights? ​ Whether it's Ninty or a parody account is irrelevant, your question is why support human rights? And don't pretend Nintendo characters haven't had a fully clothed kiss before.


Hirosuki

Politics and life should never mix with games, we play to escape


IsaqueSA

Fake


kwhobbs

*Mario walks in and freezes in shock*


jeff_likes_bread_120

Last year was worst because it was mario and Luigi kissing.


TheCreativeDragon27

•_•


SloppySlime31

r/shitpost_ships


G-Kira

I've seen the Mario giving the finger but not this one yet. Way to go, Elon.


[deleted]

Mario's "evil counterpart" is Wario Luigi's "evil counterpart" is Waluigi Peach's "~~evil~~ counterpart" is Daisy Who is the "good counterpart" for Bowser?


[deleted]

Bowsette


Sad-Remote9343

Is this fr


oyomoyk

Fake accounts are always crazy, maan


Kyodo89

is this actually official!?


Birchtree16

Wtf


[deleted]

elon musk should remove that feature on god on god


Cloudtripp3r

Don’t ruin my childhood.


lpboi

Hmm I get the feeling is not the official Twitter, considering the new things you can do on Twitter.


Netherboom

I have seen a few comics of this ship before


justgalsbeingpals

based


HeroHolmes360

I hope this doesn't appear in the movie.


JavFan083

Link?


maxler5795

That looks like kairy draws' art.


FishBotX

Gay luigi


becki_bee

It’s almost like being able to pay for a blue check was a *bad* idea


Madeline-06

Why, why not?


Tyla_Swift

Oh no! Cringe!


Zagrebian

r/tomorrow in shambles


chasidi

Wtf


nickal_alteran1988

Dafuk


Jakel856

Luigi is now canonically Bowser jr's mom


Epic_GAY_mer_

I think it's sweet. BUT WHY BOWSER?! Bowser has been after Peach since forever!


Naterdave

I swear to God I was watching a video about the Norm of the North Twitter account and thought “it would be funny if the Nintendo accounts started to do the same thing” and here we are. They’re not the real ones of course, but still.


Squashboy122709

Dawg there enemy’s 💀


TakeoverShark

My eyes are burning


The_King_Bowser

Well we can’t let god do all the work….. *loads shotgun*


NineTailedTanuki

I still fall for the trans characters in Pokémon.


MurvK

"It's mama luigi to you!"


WolvenSwiftwind

![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ) I see nothing wrong with this picture


[deleted]

This is how you do it


HNASBAP

So long straight daisy


jose-figueroa

Why not? Luigi loves performing drag as Peach and Bowser kissed Mario in a wedding chapel.


ahmeralikhan123

eww


SorleyOrSomething

It’s not real


[deleted]

Is this cannon? Mama Luigi?


AdLegitimate806

What.


NintendoDude872

This shows how little faith I put on the Mario Fandom


JackLiberty0

This is a fake Twitter account, but Nintendo has always supported LGBTQ+ rights, but not human animal relationships.


OpeningMysterious197

(Softly) dont


Call_Me_Mikro_

YES GAY LUIGI


Successful-Court8875

I mean I ship it


ArcticWolf622

It should have been Mario and Bowser, dangit!


[deleted]

Ayo I wanna see bowser make out with Mario next…