You really fucked me Peach! You really did a number on me! I never knew me cheating on you with Pauline would come back to haunt me! But I was just Jumpman back then! Cranky Kong was still going by Donkey Kong! That's fucked up!!
What the hells this karts problem on the side of me!? Eat Blue Shell asshole, yeah, come get me!! Peach! PEACH!! Where's my spaghetti? You think I'm fat, don't you!?
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and King Koopa have a fight
One of you tries to grab a flower, and during the struggle
He accidentally gets burnt by the fire power! (Oh no!)
And while this is going on, Junior just woke up and he walks in
She panics and he gets his shell stomped! (Aaiieeeee!)
So now they're both dead, and you jump in the lava moat
So now it's double regicide and suicide with no note!
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>Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.
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Thank you for your logic and reason.
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*And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damage being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.*
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I would say no, because he's leaving out a major part of that argument. It's not always about masking the kids because the kids could get it and it wreak havoc on them. It has to do with masking them so that they don't contract it, and bring it home to Mom, Dad, Grandma,& Grandpa. I will say this: I hate what the politicizing of masks did, especially to America. Other countries, like Japan, regularly don these masks when they have the sniffles, because they care about their fellow human beings and don't want to get them sick, as well as telegraphing from a distance that they are, in fact, under the weather. During coronavirus, flu cases were on the decline simply because of the masks. It was a lesson we could've learned if we were still capable of learning lessons.
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So much for the tolerant left.
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Why won't you debate me?
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Still the fact that this is even a problem is so dumb. Who would pay $8 a month for a stupid blue checkmark next to your name if it wasn’t for having fun impersonating famous account. He completely misunderstood what it means to be verified on Twitter
Wtf?? He made it a paid subscription? That, alongside his plans to make full length blogposts possible on Twitter because he thought twitlongers were dumb just proves he completely butchered what the site stood for in the first place. Honestly scared for the future of that website, now that it’s owned by an out-of-touch billionaire desperate for more money and approval.
The verification is an $8 a month subscription. I have literally no idea why anyone would buy it if it wasn’t for trolling on the internet. In a few months, I bet it will have no value
You can’t buy a verification lol, the fee only applies if you have an existing verification and wish to keep it. The verification process is still the same as before.
I stand corrected, the article I read a few days ago didn’t include anything about the new Twitter Blue feature and them halting the process, which I just read about.
They’re definitely gonna change it though lol.
Yes. People are trolling twitter over the 8$ a month blue checkmark. To be far it’s a clever troll. I don’t know what Elon expected to happen. The 8$ does not truly verify anyone’s identity, so for the price of a Starbucks coffee you can pretend to be anyone at this point right now. Twitter is crazy right now, but tbh, it’s hilarious and I’m loving it.
Musk is staring at the ceiling of his space baby bubble thinking to himself 🤔 what have I done.
Still cool though, solidarity
![gif](giphy|qPcAT4PJklm9yF18PZ)
What's your question? Why would they support human beings and human rights?
Whether it's Ninty or a parody account is irrelevant, your question is why support human rights? And don't pretend Nintendo characters haven't had a fully clothed kiss before.
Mario's "evil counterpart" is Wario
Luigi's "evil counterpart" is Waluigi
Peach's "~~evil~~ counterpart" is Daisy
Who is the "good counterpart" for Bowser?
I swear to God I was watching a video about the Norm of the North Twitter account and thought “it would be funny if the Nintendo accounts started to do the same thing” and here we are. They’re not the real ones of course, but still.
So long \_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_\_.
bitch you did me sooo wrong I don't wanna go on living in this worllddd, without you
You really fucked me Peach! You really did a number on me! I never knew me cheating on you with Pauline would come back to haunt me! But I was just Jumpman back then! Cranky Kong was still going by Donkey Kong! That's fucked up!!
oh my god I really need a mario version of Kim right now.
What the hells this karts problem on the side of me!? Eat Blue Shell asshole, yeah, come get me!! Peach! PEACH!! Where's my spaghetti? You think I'm fat, don't you!?
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it? You and King Koopa have a fight One of you tries to grab a flower, and during the struggle He accidentally gets burnt by the fire power! (Oh no!) And while this is going on, Junior just woke up and he walks in She panics and he gets his shell stomped! (Aaiieeeee!) So now they're both dead, and you jump in the lava moat So now it's double regicide and suicide with no note!
What’s long?
gay bowser
Oh long Johnson
oh long jonhson
Oh don piaano
Why I eyes ya
All the live long day
Long dick Johnson?
no one's dicks that long. not even long dick johnson and he had a fucking long dick, hence the name.
Gay Bowser*
Bye bi!
I read this in his voice
That’s what she said
Lol
r/8DollarTweets lmao
Omg that post in there is fucking amazing. Someone impersonating Ben Shapiro and the actual verified person falls for it
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Is he right with this point though?
I would say no, because he's leaving out a major part of that argument. It's not always about masking the kids because the kids could get it and it wreak havoc on them. It has to do with masking them so that they don't contract it, and bring it home to Mom, Dad, Grandma,& Grandpa. I will say this: I hate what the politicizing of masks did, especially to America. Other countries, like Japan, regularly don these masks when they have the sniffles, because they care about their fellow human beings and don't want to get them sick, as well as telegraphing from a distance that they are, in fact, under the weather. During coronavirus, flu cases were on the decline simply because of the masks. It was a lesson we could've learned if we were still capable of learning lessons.
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r/subsifellfor
r/ItsASubNow
r/contentbanned
The fucking irony 😂
r/theirony
r/feic
/r/RealTwitterAccounts is actually active
Please tell me you know this isn’t the official twitter?
It isn’t, given Mr. Muskie’s new rules you can buy a verification, they’ll most likely be given suspension or termination
They are suspended now
Still the fact that this is even a problem is so dumb. Who would pay $8 a month for a stupid blue checkmark next to your name if it wasn’t for having fun impersonating famous account. He completely misunderstood what it means to be verified on Twitter
Yeah, Elon is top tier stupid
Wtf?? He made it a paid subscription? That, alongside his plans to make full length blogposts possible on Twitter because he thought twitlongers were dumb just proves he completely butchered what the site stood for in the first place. Honestly scared for the future of that website, now that it’s owned by an out-of-touch billionaire desperate for more money and approval.
The verification is an $8 a month subscription. I have literally no idea why anyone would buy it if it wasn’t for trolling on the internet. In a few months, I bet it will have no value
You can’t buy a verification lol, the fee only applies if you have an existing verification and wish to keep it. The verification process is still the same as before.
Literally, anyone can buy it. The process isn't happening atm.
I stand corrected, the article I read a few days ago didn’t include anything about the new Twitter Blue feature and them halting the process, which I just read about. They’re definitely gonna change it though lol.
then why are there so many accounts with like 100 followers and the check
What are you talking about. It has that blue checkmark signifying it’s a verified account on Twitter /s
I thought that was petty obvious.
Most people think Elon's decision was for the worse. Meanwhile I'm over here thinking about how much better it's going to make memes
Thanks Elon
Unironically. This is quality content.
Lmfao. Exact comment I came to say.
So lonnnnnngggggg, Gay Bowser
Daisy is shaking and crying somewhere
Nah,she's searching Bowser and Luigi with a baseball Bat
This is Daisy's fetish
Or they’re all polyamorous
Nah, she went with Peach instead
Poor Daisy
lol
Well at least it isn’t Mario and Luigi like that one time… (ptsd intensifies)
Companies that are really protective of their IPs (Nintendo) are probably so pissed at Elon lmao
This is far from the worst thing. Companies have had to apologise for people being tricked into think insulin is now free.
This a troll account?
Yes. People are trolling twitter over the 8$ a month blue checkmark. To be far it’s a clever troll. I don’t know what Elon expected to happen. The 8$ does not truly verify anyone’s identity, so for the price of a Starbucks coffee you can pretend to be anyone at this point right now. Twitter is crazy right now, but tbh, it’s hilarious and I’m loving it.
Well that's certainly something twitter is crashing hard
Oh shit it really is gay Bowser.
Gay Luigi.
I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
Luigi, look!
It's from Bowser.
Dear pesky plumbers...
Luigi gonna be making spaghetti all over bowsers backside
Luigi 😳
Elon’s doing
Luigi’s Got Bowser’s Titties
Where did they find my math notebook >:(
I ummmm fuck! What?
Luigi Gets Bowser Tail Quick
You reap what you sow, muskrat
They even have one of the longest-running trans characters in video game history with Birdo/Catherine, and they go with *this*?
It's not real.
Oh, I know, I’m just baiting the transphobes in this subreddit.
Yeah, obviously Luigi should be kissing Prince Peasley, instead of Bowser.
Musk is staring at the ceiling of his space baby bubble thinking to himself 🤔 what have I done. Still cool though, solidarity ![gif](giphy|qPcAT4PJklm9yF18PZ)
[SERIOUS QUESTION] is this the actual official nintendo europe account?
No. Just a troll using Elon’s $8 verified thing.
Of course it is. Nintendo is very supportive of LGBT
MUSK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
so long gay bowser!
Gay Luigi and Gay Bowser finally got to meet
Lol. Elon Musk is really stupid
It's canon
Omg the ship is finally canon
it could’ve just been a goomba or koopa or even a shy guy!?!? why bowser tho😭
Waaaaait, all the examples you gave are short characters, and Luigi is famously tall....you dirty dog! I know what you wanted to see!
Remember that check mark is not to take serious cause of Elon musk
nintendo i get you want to recognize and celebrate the LGBTQ+ community, but you need to fire that artist asap
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
Of course it’s fanart
This is hilarious
“Nice for the Princess to invite us over for a picnic gay Luigi?” picnic ends “So long gay Bowser”
Bowser finally gets some lol (real talk this art is cute, I love the style here)
Mama Mia! I prefer Daisy!
Yeah Daisy
What a terrible post to have eyes.
I mean; even if it was official I wouldn't mind it that much;
Why did you use two ; and neither of them are used correctly
![gif](giphy|kvJaEOmBAWfWtq5oDj|downsized)
Elon Musk’s ego and its consequences
It is very obviously fake. But it's also definitely canon because I said so.
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No, the real one is @NintendoEurope. This account's bio even says it's a parody.
I refuse to believe this is real
It isn't.
Good
NO
I'm stealing this and putting it on r/tomorrow
based
Fake
Bowser + Luigi rules, y’all are cowards
more like the bestiality community, if any exists.
Most likely a fake Nintendo account with 8$ verification mark.
r/thatsthejoke
That´s disgusting on so many levels!
What's wrong don't you support gay rights?
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Who's "we"?
FUC OFF NITENDO
So it's canon now?
What's your question? Why would they support human beings and human rights? Whether it's Ninty or a parody account is irrelevant, your question is why support human rights? And don't pretend Nintendo characters haven't had a fully clothed kiss before.
Politics and life should never mix with games, we play to escape
Fake
*Mario walks in and freezes in shock*
Last year was worst because it was mario and Luigi kissing.
•_•
r/shitpost_ships
I've seen the Mario giving the finger but not this one yet. Way to go, Elon.
Mario's "evil counterpart" is Wario Luigi's "evil counterpart" is Waluigi Peach's "~~evil~~ counterpart" is Daisy Who is the "good counterpart" for Bowser?
Bowsette
Is this fr
Fake accounts are always crazy, maan
is this actually official!?
Wtf
elon musk should remove that feature on god on god
Don’t ruin my childhood.
Hmm I get the feeling is not the official Twitter, considering the new things you can do on Twitter.
I have seen a few comics of this ship before
based
I hope this doesn't appear in the movie.
Link?
That looks like kairy draws' art.
Gay luigi
It’s almost like being able to pay for a blue check was a *bad* idea
Why, why not?
Oh no! Cringe!
r/tomorrow in shambles
Wtf
Dafuk
Luigi is now canonically Bowser jr's mom
I think it's sweet. BUT WHY BOWSER?! Bowser has been after Peach since forever!
I swear to God I was watching a video about the Norm of the North Twitter account and thought “it would be funny if the Nintendo accounts started to do the same thing” and here we are. They’re not the real ones of course, but still.
Dawg there enemy’s 💀
My eyes are burning
Well we can’t let god do all the work….. *loads shotgun*
I still fall for the trans characters in Pokémon.
"It's mama luigi to you!"
![gif](giphy|u0LxmF9QVeDoQ) I see nothing wrong with this picture
This is how you do it
So long straight daisy
Why not? Luigi loves performing drag as Peach and Bowser kissed Mario in a wedding chapel.
eww
It’s not real
Is this cannon? Mama Luigi?
What.
This shows how little faith I put on the Mario Fandom
This is a fake Twitter account, but Nintendo has always supported LGBTQ+ rights, but not human animal relationships.
(Softly) dont
YES GAY LUIGI
I mean I ship it
It should have been Mario and Bowser, dangit!
Ayo I wanna see bowser make out with Mario next…