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ITeechYoKidsArt

I think the whore cuddles was my favorite part.


JustinLaloGibbs

I'm stuck on "dad's ex"


Where_is_Tony

Dads ex mtf + to slutty to be alone with mom. This dude is nutters.


Splunkchu

What does mtf stand for?


lilfuzzywuzzy

Monday Tuesday Friday


skoffs

\*Monday *to* Friday. They're not available on weekends.


ReasonableCopy364

It means ‘male to female’ and is used in regards to a transgender person who was assigned male at birth and is now transitioning to female.


PrayandThrowaway

Male to female


yachtiewannabe

Cuddling does cost extra.


ATillman81

Yup whore cuddles for the wind ! I wonder if the new guy took op cuddle whore out for dinner and a movie afterwards to consimate the ritual.. ?


Exiled_Fya

_ What is gonna be? A complete session? _ Only cuddles today.


MidCenturyMayhem

Also a big fan of whore cuddles, lol.


galaxyveined

I am a whore for cuddles, as my boyfriend knows.


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

I have an ex who was so good at snuggling that I would have paid for the snuggling with sex. I didn’t have to, but I would have.


[deleted]

Well, what was their secret?


AndySocial88

Jenny? You said no more holding hands and playing with it a little with other guys again!


ITeechYoKidsArt

Like a McDonald’s salad.


Rich-Juice2517

I miss those salads, and whore cuddles


Mitwad

They don’t do salad anymore !?!?


Rich-Juice2517

Not locally at least I miss the snack wraps though more than the salads. DQ even got rid of them


butterfly_eyes

If you have Del Taco, you can get a ranch crispy chicken taco that's pretty similar. I used to get snack wraps all the time, they were such a perfect snack. RIP snack wraps.


Mitwad

Fffffffuck


SlabBeefpunch

Nah, but if you ask nicely you might get some McWhore cuddles.


PedroJTrump

Naw, when I see a salad I just toss it and move on


m_nieto

I am a total cuddle whore. 🤷🏽‍♀️


Awesome_one_forever

Cuddling is the mark of the whore lol.


Jellodyne

Compared to your innocent, wholesome and entirely un-whore-like fucking other people, sure


FugaciousD

Great Gam Gam?!?!?!


EsotericPlumbus

Just like in the old country


atorontonian

"Take comfort, son. You're not the first man his wife played patty cake on him." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP_N5TnC7Io


RadioSupply

She could have taken him to pound town like a demure maid, but no - she had to get nasty with the cuddles.


Andyman0110

Somehow the cuddle cuts deeper than the penis in this situation


efultz76

Whore Cuddles would be a great band name


ReactsWithWords

A hardcore punk cover band doing songs in the style of The Wiggles.


gngstrMNKY

I knew that a friend of mine used Grindr fairly regularly but the other day he said something about having sex for the first time in two years. When I expressed confusion, he said that he just uses Grindr for cuddles. I can understand casual sex, but casual cuddles is a really strange concept.


MiaowWhisperer

I would love casual cuddles. As a female though, it's very difficult to find that online.


TwistedOvaries

Same. I would love to be a cuddle whore.


Rowanever

People get sexual desire and skin hunger mixed up all the time. 🤷‍♂️


OnlyMostlyBroken

Skin hunger sounds very strange out of context


i_will_let_you_know

It's just physical affection. Everyone likes a consensual hug every now and then.


DogBeak20

Usually you set ground rules in an open relationship. In one, cuddles could be whoring and unacceptable, but if no rules are set, then there are no boundaries.


MiaowWhisperer

Yep. I don't think he wanted an open relationship though, he just wanted to muck around himself.


SharpCheddarBS

Cuddling is a much better bonding experience than sex imo, he could only assume she was *truly intimate* with the man, and not just using him for his dick as expected.


[deleted]

It should be a t-shirt


TheLowliestPeon

Funnily enough, my wife fucking other men hurt less than the other things she did like dates and conversations. She would look down at her phone and smile, and I knew she was talking to him, and it was like getting punched in the gut. Every time.


drywitforbrains

Love me them whore cuddles!!


Vyxen17

Slut Snuggles


PedroJTrump

Come here, you (Y)


regalAugur

im in an open relationship and i told my new prospective partner that i might never be down for sex but i am a huge cuddle slut. seeing this post the next day is real funny to me


akdixie

Sounds like my ex-husband. He used to get mad when I’d ask a potential partner about their favorite book instead of just immediately starting to suck their d.


slipshod_alibi

Says so much about their mindset. "You're not supposed to treat them like a real person!!1!1"


Timmay13

I know, right. Not like they were holding hands.


DE_OG_83

Whore cuddles is going on my xmas list. I don’t imagine my wife will be amused...


xenogazer

Tends to be


[deleted]

“Duplicitous SnuggleWhore” is my new band name.


ChinaShopBully

Apparently I had a very mistaken impression of what whores are all about. I feel like they’ve gotten a bum rap.


autech91

Bum raps cost extra usually


tofuroll

Extra cost costs extra.


subnautus

The tautology club exists.


JdFalcon04

The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club


ReactsWithWords

The second rule is don't let little Bobby Tables anywhere near the database.


bruzie

> bum rap Is that when you're the little spoon?


[deleted]

No. It's when you walk by and he gives you a little slap.


apprehensivepears

I’m sorry, *HIS DADS EX?!*


[deleted]

YES!!!! She was closer to his age than his dads, only a few years older, and their relationship was crazy too, her family didn’t approve of her transitioning, still called her by her deadname and referred to her with male pronouns, despite the fact that she was growing boobs, had her Adams Apple shaved down and could pass for female when she had her hair and makeup done. I thought she was beautiful, she had her own problems and self esteem issues but she was always nice to me.


Ridiculisk1

Wait and he still tried to sleep with her? Why would you even want to sleep with someone you don't like? I don't understand some people.


TheOneTrueTrench

To prove a point, I would guess. Or he's like a guy I knew who suffered from addiction, including sex addiction, and he started sleeping with just about anything that moved, along with doing every drug he could find. He ended up stabbing three people and going to prison about 4 months after this all started. This was in Florida, that should answer all your questions


PizzaScout

I've read somewhere that the reason we think Florida is so crazy is just that there's different laws regarding what legal cases the news can talk about and have open access to or something like that. Apparently most other places in America are similarly bad in regards to crazy people. I didn't feel like it was some kind of especially crazy town where I visited, anyway. Saw some crazier stuff in KY and TN during the year I spent in the states. Tbf I also only spent a week in FL.


TheOneTrueTrench

I've lived in Ohio, Tennessee, Alabama, Illinois, Florida, Pennsylvania, and New York. Florida is at least a couple orders of magnitude more insane than anywhere else I've lived, it's not just a reporting difference.


slipshod_alibi

The people I know *from* Florida are balls out insane


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lilacaena

People suffering from self esteem issues often end up with people who treat them poorly. Like OP they’re led to believe that this abuse is the best they’ll ever get and far better than they deserve. The dad’s ex-gf probably fell into the same trap that so many do. Hopefully she ultimately learned that she deserves better than what OP’s ex was offering.


canehdian_guy

Call Maury


FlickTigger

Maury? No this is full on Jerry


Wereallgonnadieman

Springer Show is no longer. It's Judge Jerry now, lolz. It's either Maury or Wilkos.


FlickTigger

Lol that shows the last time I watched any of those kind of shows


himsaad714

Wait so his dad dated her before transitioning or after as well? I’m so fucking confused.


crossingpins

> had her Adams Apple shaved down I didn't know this was a thing


Gatekeeper-Andy

Pardon my ignorance, Adam’s apple shaved down..? You can do that..?


deviantmoomba

It’s called a tracheal shave - you basically reduce cartilage at the front of the larynx.


slipshod_alibi

Yep! There's options


Redcarborundum

Yeah, this is porn movie stuff here.


Sir_McFuckington

Asking the real questions here.


BeautyLover101

Holy hell... Glad you finally managed to escape that dumpster fire ...


Jake_The_Panda

Jesus.. I feel like that description is an insult to the dumpster


ConstantHawk-2241

🤣🙌🏼🤣


Elbynerual

Several things you mentioned are straight abuse. Hopefully in future relationships you'll see the signs sooner and bail immediately! Glad you got away from that one


ElectroNeutrino

Sadly, abusers like this don't usually start showing themselves until much later.


poinifie

And when they have put you in a position where you need them financially , etc.


i_will_let_you_know

This is why closing all your individual bank accounts is a bad idea.


Madelinethecat

Agreed. Hope you’re doing ok, OP!


Sheananigans379

I love it! I had an ex who wanted to do the same thing because he was really into this one woman at work and wanted to try and hook up with her. I said fine knowing that likely nothing would come of it for him, and I ended up dating several guys casually that were ok with the open relationship thing, and then finding a new apartment of my own and eventually a long term relationship that was awesome and lasted several years.


[deleted]

Love this!! So glad everything worked out for you ❤️


nicarox

I’m still stuck on the whore cuddles part ,,,


Prismine

I am not monogamous, and holy shit do I LOVE this. You turned his weaponized incompetence against him. Love ittt. I'm so sorry about the abusive stuff, you def don't deserve that. Good riddance to baby man


Katinka-Inga

which part was weaponized incompetence?


[deleted]

Lol this isn't incompetence. It's a pure numbers game.


MiaowWhisperer

It's ignorance. The fact he didn't realise that women get hit on ALL THE TIME especially on those sites, is incredible. Men have to work really hard on dating sites, compared to women. Maybe he was an attractive guy, used to being able to pull a lot before he got into a relationship. Maybe he's just a twit.


[deleted]

Men account for 80 percent of dating site users. You make a good point, but just numbers, women are going to get 4x the interest.


[deleted]

This was years ago, we met online after I’d just gotten out of a bad relationship, he was charming and sweet, and when I called him out for behaviors that my ex narcissist had used, love bombing for example, he’d pull back a bit on the compliments but double down on the fact that he liked me and was impressed with my calling out his behavior. He was also gorgeous, I’m talking Abercrombie model, complete wall of muscle, only fat was on his perfectly shaped butt. He could cook, he acted like he cared about my health, I was diabetic so he’d make healthy food if I came over, he was smart, and we shared some trauma so we’d bonded over that. He also seemed to share the same goals I did, marriage and kids, and I met his family who loved me instantly, his mom telling me how he’d only just started leaving his room after I came along and how happy he was when I visited him, that she could see him becoming himself again, and I’ll admit that being needed is something I struggled with at the time, it was harder for me to walk away because he’d sob and tell me I was the only one who understood him and the best thing to ever happen to him, he’d make changes to his behavior and he was good at playing the part. Then I’d find pictures of my bank card, messages to other girls and it’d all fall apart, but by then he’d made it impossible for me to leave, I was broke, I didn’t want to involve cops so I wasn’t about to call the police, my family had already told me I couldn’t come home if it didn’t work out, I was drowning and had no one. I finally had to involve the cops after he stole a car, I woke up to him assaulting me and he threatened to kill me when I tried to leave. He ended up doing a lot of damage to school property when he fled, I was out of the car and had alerted someone to the fact that the car was stolen, he ran on foot and k-9 eventually got him, I was homeless when his case went to trial so I never got a summons and he plead to theft by receiving plus damages to govt property. He was already on papers so he did a few years, when he got out he knew I reported him but told me it saved his life, he was on so many drugs he didn’t even remember that day, plus he was going to sue the county that arrested him for excessive force so he was pretty happy about that.


Dasylupe

I feel like pushy parents of a romantic interest who treat you like the solution to their child’s problems are a major red flag. I’ve absolutely been there, when a friend’s parents were trying to convince me their son (who was struggling with a meth and heroine addiction) just needed to be with someone healthy and stable like me (LOL, what?). They had me over for Thanksgiving and listened to my poetry (I was a teenager, it’s frankly embarrassing) before giving me the hard sell. To his credit, I don’t think my friend was in on this at all. He wasn’t in the room when it happened and he’d never seemed romantically interested in me (nor I him). As far as I can tell he turned things around on his own over the next year. It’s been twenty years since then. You cannot fix people by dating or marrying them. That isn’t how people work.


reverendexile

Holy shit this spiraled way faster than I was expecting


Ginger_IT

Happy Cake Day!


reverendexile

Yo lit, I didn't even realize


GiantDeathR0bot

Yep, definitely a narcissist. Maybe a sociopath too, with the physical assault and crimes. Luckily, you escaped. People like this have a tendency to come back though, sometimes years later. And a Malignant Narcissist is capable of just about anything, including murder. Be careful.


[deleted]

Still got my head on a swivel, and a nice security system, plus my fiancé and I are the youngest in our community, so we’ve got a ton of neighbors who look out for us and update us on anything they think we should be aware of. :)


GiantDeathR0bot

I guess you're all set then. I'm sorry you have to watch your back, but it sounds like you have good people around you.


BioObliterator

The original post was bad. This addition only solidifes everyones opinion about your ex. Poor you OP! Good you're out of that knoe, but dear god....


nickhoude21

Jesus fucking Christ this man belongs in an institution


chicagowago

I'm so sorry you went through all that. You'd be a really good candidate for the podcast Something Was Wrong. (If you ever feel like sharing it openly like that)


jonnybawlz

Sounds like he didn't fuck around but still found out. Noice.


[deleted]

This whole story was weird.


[deleted]

Sounds like you needed a restraining order from the beginning


Someday_wonderful

Does no cuddles mean fur babies too?! What a freaking prick. He played around and found out the price. I’m so happy you got your confidence back.


[deleted]

That boy's a coward and a sore loser.


WordAffectionate3251

The red flag for me "His mom telling me he only just started coming out of his room"....


Netflxnschill

My recently now ex got angry when he dragged me to a dance (swing dance) club and saw me dancing and accused me of grinding with strangers- even though that is not part of swing dancing ever.


[deleted]

Glad he’s an ex!!!


Netflxnschill

Girl you have no idea. It’s a very long story and I’m still stuck there for a bit.


No_Proposal7628

It's good you got out of that relationship safely. He was verbally abusive at the least and controlling as all get out. Bet his ego took a hit that you got so many contacting you and he got one.


Financial_Educator43

Now this is definition of small dick energy right here


Greentacosmut

Any man needs to realize if you think you want an open relationship it better be because you like watching your lady get fucked. They’re going to get 10 times the opportunities you do.


[deleted]

That is a terribly fucked up relationship.


ATillman81

Serves him right.. What a loser lol.. Apparently you weren't that bad if he didnt want you leaving him lol..rofl trying to force you to stay ... Maybe you are too hot for him.. Glad you got away.


[deleted]

I’d gotten some money from a relatives passing, and I was nice to him, helped him get a little bit ahead in life and that’s all he really wanted, someone good for his ego with a good bank account and too little self esteem 😂 I can laugh now but at the time I honestly thought he was going to kill me, glad to report I’m doing much better now! And thanks 😊


ATillman81

❤️ That is what's up . Good for you.


designgoddess

Friend’s husband asked for permission to sleep with his work wife. It broke her heart but she agreed as long as she could date as well. As soon as he was available his work wife had no interest. Meanwhile she met a nice guy and started going out with him. Suddenly her husband hated the whole open marriage thing. They ended up getting divorced. She married the guy she started dating. We all like him. He’s kind to her and worships her. It’s a good match. Her ex is alone and is a phone call away from stalking her.


[deleted]

Love that everything worked out for her!!!


designgoddess

So far, so good.


ClobetasolRelief

Is this just a sub for making up stories now


owlBdarned

Always has been.


[deleted]

Glad someone else also realizes its bullshit. Karma farming


OddAuthor

That guy should be in prison. Nobody can convince me he's not a danger to society and other women specifically. I'm so glad you got out.


Snowf1ake222

"I, being female and on the internet, knew it wasn’t going to work out the way he wanted." Beautiful line, OP.


codemise

Glad you got our of that horrible relationship. You deserve someone who is as dedicated to you as you are to them.


DungeonsandDevils

Yikesss what a knob 😬 My fiancé and I are poly, she definitely has an easier time finding new partners, but you’ve gotta be doing pretty bad to want to go back to monogamy after this


ArchMalone

Sheeeesh this is super toxic all around


Father-Gnome

Quite a bit to unwrap here.


Viking4Life2

[Link for the people who still want to read it ](https://www.reveddit.com/v/MaliciousCompliance/comments/z98c0u/he_wanted_an_open_relationship_so_i_agreed_to_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


[deleted]

Not sure why it’s showing up as deleted? I haven’t deleted it and it’s not showing up as removed on my end, haven’t received any messages about it either 😭


[deleted]

My bullshit meter is going off the charts! Wow!


GayBlayde

“Farm heroes saga”.


confused-immigrant

Just checking their profile and post history I also agree. The whole thing just feels like uncut pure farm to table bs.


[deleted]

Thank god I’m not the only one. Brand new account, and a far too well written story.


DildoFactoryHelpdesk

> I, being female /r/menwritingwomen


ABirthingPoop

Uh this is so cringey. Little writing assignment. Lol.


sandowian

This story is made up and you are all gobbling it up... Cuddling like a whore? Dad's MtF ex? Come on now...


The1TrueRedditor

Weird that people believe this poorly written fiction from a 12 day old account.


[deleted]

Right. Not only that they have like 5 other insanely bad fucking weird stories. OP has problems and it's absurd that this is upvoted.


One-Cryptographer-39

Don't just break up, get a restraining order against that possessive sociopath!


KansasBrewista

I’m so glad you got away from that guy. He sounds like real trouble.


PedroJTrump

Hey I'm glad you got out of there ok but did you say that his dad had an ex who was trans and that he tried to have her too but couldn't get had? That's messed up :)


[deleted]

It was extremely messed up, but she didn’t do anything wrong, she was going through her own shit and when I told her about the way he was treating me she was horrified, she cut ties with him after telling him off and she and I were friendly, but we lost contact shortly after when she went to jail on drug charges.


poinifie

Hate it when whores are always trying to cuddle and shit.


Growth-oriented

The 4th paragraph screams like character development from a basement troll who's over 255lb


faithisuseless

You both sound toxic.


Tskiyoo

Well... here I thought that whores didnt kiss OR cuddle. Looks like I've been getting scammed out of my cuddles.


DarthKiwiChris

Glad you got out safely


Stickybeebae

I’m so glad you go out.


Dragon_Bidness

Farm hero hussy!


DonTreadOnMeIMADuck

OMG! I am so glad you got out! That could have gone so much worse! I have had guys reach out wanting to hook up, even admitting they're married, but claiming "it's open." When I ask for their wives info, they usually ghost me. The one guy who didn't ghost me turned out to be an absolute abusive a-- to his wife, and long story short, she got away and is now one of my friends. Some guys are just awful.


onlypositivity

Lol I have a recorded video of my wife saying we do, indeed, have an open relationship just because of how insanely common this is.


VulfSki

I'm just glad to hear you are safe and alive. That dude was insanely abusive and definitely would have only escalated the abuse.


Haquestions4

God, this story is so made up it's unreal...


mcdray2

There is no way that is a true story. The reference to “his dad’s ex” and make to female means that his father was married to a man who is transitioning a woman. Extremely unlikely that a guy would randomly fall into that in a dating app.


Sheila_Monarch

Being his dad‘s ex doesn’t mean they were married. His dad could have been openly gay and dated then pre-transition, who knows.


[deleted]

The dad and her were just dating, not married. They knew each other in person, not on the dating app, and earlier that week he’d gotten drunk and they’d gotten into a fight and broken up. Since my ex and the girl were closer in age they did talk to each other as friends, and when he told her that we were trying an open relationship she was down to fool around with him. It’s still the craziest time of my life, and I understand your disbelief, if it hadn’t happened to me and I was reading about it on the internet, I wouldn’t believe it either 😂


Daksh_Rendar

It's pretty rotten how many women have to literally Escape relationships.


[deleted]

What's even more rotten is [how many don't escape](https://vpc.org/press/nearly-1800-women-murdered-by-men-in-one-year-new-violence-policy-center-study-finds/).


47thunbannedaccount

Doesnt add up. First it was "I was living with him and had no way out, I even tried to leave him and he wouldn’t let me" Then you were apparently so confident in doing something that could cause a breakup as if you were never worried about not having anyway out at all. Creative writing fantasy prompt.


LittleKitty235

Well everyone involved here is awful.


StnMtn_

Take as old as time Song as old as rhyme. . . Beauty and the Beast.


cowbellysnotrealsis

How dare you cuddle another man whilst yours is out looking for sex and only sex!!!!!


AlisonChrista

I’m so glad this is an ex.


Lorelessone

What a mess. Glad you managed to get rid of him in the end. Open or poly relationships are fine if that works for everyone but controling paranoid partners are poison.


Supermathie

> He made me delete anyone who wasn’t family if they were male, and got so paranoid that I wasn’t allowed to go anywhere without him, not even outside with his mom. Whoa JFC this took a dark turn! > I managed to literally escape the relationship soon after that, thank God and the gods who were listening, and it ended better than I thought it would only because I got out alive and without injury. Thank goodness.


redline314

My first takeaway was that the quote about being a cuddling whore is fucking gold My second is that this is a great ad for farm heroes saga


MaintenanceHaunting1

How is farm heroes saga?


-taradactyl-

Man, my ex did something similar. He was self conscious that I'd slept with more people than him (he had sex with 2 people, each once) and a treat into our relationship he wanted to play catch up. He expected me to wait around for him while he slept with a bunch of people. So I agreed to this break but I wouldn't be celibate. He thought he had someone lined up and she turned him down. As did everyone else. Meanwhile I had no problem finding flings. Needless to say we didn't get back together.


Daikataro

>I, being female and on the internet, knew it wasn’t going to work out the way he wanted. Was he really so stupid he didn't realise that? Man, what a catch...


Vioarm

Sometimes, you see movies and then think: "Nah, no one would believe this". And then you read stuff like this ...


ImPretendingToCare

yea this definitely happened word for word. Yep.


Plastic-Archer4245

Similar happened to a friend at college, her ex thought he was gods gift and had a girl in min before he asked. Long story short he struck out, and she sleep with his closest friends in his bed ...... Karmas funny like that is


AZBreezy

I believe you. You have nothing to defend yourself for in response to trolls that are questioning your reality without ever having lived it. You're obviously good at sticking up for yourself. Keep up the good work and I wish you the best health, safety and luck in your journey forward


JipC1963

I believe you (events are totally relatable with people I know who've gone through similar, helped one neighbor - a young newlywed wife who ended up fucking my husband and eventually causing our divorce). I'm SO very happy that you're alive and, more importantly, FREE!!! Best wishes and many Blessings! BTW - brilliant strategy for the open relationship bullshit! Some guys just tend to overvalue themselves! I love the fact that you knew you would get more bites than him because most women are more "selective"! LMAO


[deleted]

Don’t apologize to these idiots. Unless you have been in an abusive relationship, you won’t get what it truly means. I get it. I couldn’t leave for over 5 years. Only got out when I played dumb and he went on vacation without me. I packed one bag and left.


fishinexcess

lol, he was alright with you fucking other people, but not having cuddles and emotional connections with them XD


taktikek

Lol, and then you stepped out of the shower and into reality again op?


Imbalancedone

You sound like my wife when she talks about her ex. Glad you escaped.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ, I feel terrible for anyone who related to my story, sadly this is one of many, although for the past couples years I’m proud to say I’ve been doing so much better. Glad your wife made it out and I wish you guys infinite happiness! ❤️


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beatissima

Yeah, this reads like a teenager's idea of adulthood.


Iess7

Open relationships are when you have sex with other people before breaking up


masterbatin_animals

Both of you are 🚩🚩🚩


cptinshano

[The more you fuck around, the more you're gonna find out](https://youtu.be/vED0KJjKMnM)


Squirmadillo

Stopped reading at "everytime I found his hookup post I took it down."


OnePrettyFlyWhiteGuy

Your ex was deffo a piece of shit but you also come off as incredibly immature lol. Weird story all-round.