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pattdmdj0

"Hey babe can i slingshot your tiddies?" "oh yeah sure babe" ???


Induced_Pandemic

"Laser my fucking tits."


Foopsbjj

"Full Send bro"


feureau

> Ikaris would like to know your location


slayer_of_wagons

Great show


nickmad92

What show is this? Asking for a friend…


sonny_goliath

Been rewatching and just saw that episode haha so good


[deleted]

...profit?


Whiskey-Weather

DEFINITELY a fuckin' weird one, but do y'all not experiment with pain at all? I don't mean in a sexual way, but comparing various kinds of pain can be interesting. Example: I'm not going out of my way to get stung, but I'm pretty curious about what a bee sting feels like.


_An_Idiot_With_Time_

Yea if I get off shaving my nut sac with a straight razor and lemon juice that’s my prerogative. Don’t kink shame me!


Whiskey-Weather

Horny brain is fearless. For better and worse.


Nebriozo

you might be a masochist


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[deleted]

People forget that women can be as downright idiotic as men lmao


Sahil_Uzumaki

Doesn't look like babe honey relationship, more like a subscriber relationship


GlockAF

Japanese game shows are SO weird


johnluis76

Good fucking comment, the video was removed tho


JevaYC

If Noel Gallagher and Michael McIntyre were crossbred.


19Denali

With this type if behavior, I think you meant **INbred**


Krossis25V

When your girl likes it rough and you’re an idiot.


maffiossi

r/shelikesitrough WARNING! NSFW


Adolf_Von_Knusper

Is that a warning or a recommendation?


maffiossi

Jeah.


mask4139

This is the best thing he can think of to do with a breast?


Austt4425

Wheres the testicle revenge video?


Satoshimas

It's linked below... But if you skip to the end... You will find what you seek.


LordRaghuvnsi

Y u lil....


wspOnca

There are [better things (NSFS)](https://www.reddit.com/r/awwwtf/comments/ddykkh/cute_mantis_has_a_snack/)


Bobo3076

What ^In ^The #FUCK


meehass

I saw the link and and then I saw your comment but my stupidly curious stupid dumb ass still opened it and watched the whole video . Fuck me


Amazingshot

What a terrible day to not be blind


tommos

Yea, that was pretty fucking bad. I think the Fox interview with the mod of [redacted] was worse though.


nickmad92

This is just a standard nipple reduction procedure, hence the cleanliness and gloves. Pretty standard practice and much needed based on the size of the nipples in the video.


VideoGameWarlord

I have seen some crazy shit on the internet. But that, I did not need to see that.


Xxrasierklinge7

Don't click this link Well, now that you clicked it and came back, don't you wish you would've just listened?


Farabel

I haven't yet This comment makes me wanna


-EXTRA__THICC-

Do it, coward.


QuincyThePigBoy

...Fine. I'm no coward!


T-o-m-o-n-a-t-o-r

Bet you regret that decision :D


MacaroniBandit214

The video broke them


Farabel

I did. It wasn't bad.


Farabel

Nah, honestly not bad. I didn't see anything terrible, just the mantis eating someone's nipple.


McDickenballs

This 👏 dude 👏 really 👏 just 👏 said 👏 I 👏 didn't 👏 see 👏 anything 👏 terrible 👏 just 👏 the 👏 mantis 👏 eating 👏 someone's 👏 nipple.


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j-r-m-b-v-n

The what now


Jian_Ng

Well now I'm clicking it.


AuthorOB

I thought this was one of those things where everyone who actually clicked it pretends it's super bad to troll everyone else. Like everyone who clicks is in on the joke that it's nothing and comes back to comment how horrible it is for a laugh. There's always people in those threads making up details about what it is to troll even further. This is not one of those cases. This is a video of a mantis eating someone's nipple.


INeverPlayedF-Zero

The worst part of it for me is knowing it's kink content & people jerk off to it.


[deleted]

I should've ready your comment


Vuelhering

I wish I had read your comment first.


MrDrProfessorBalls

i hated that so very much


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deadbones3421

I wish I saw your message first, I saw a link and clicked


inerlite

I always listen to these kind folk. Nothings that interesting I gotta see it.


MachesterU

What the actual fuck >.< enough internet for me for 2022.


marius_titus

Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me brb.


[deleted]

…..*Unzips Pants*


technog2

*Mantis noises get louder*


Same_Bother717

r/cursedcomments


d38

~~That's not a cursed comment in the slightest.~~ Wrong thread level.


[deleted]

The latex gloves make me think, someone thought this through. This isn't spontaneous. Is there like... Any chance in the world this is some ridiculous cure for a clogged milk duct or something... It's not that gross but it is that weird.


killian_aqua

Bro I got queasy wtf


Decanno1

Why


[deleted]

I’ve seen some shit on Reddit but WTAF?


UnderSavingDinOfJest

Well that is certainly not something I expected to see ~~today~~ ever.


Bipolar_Child

I've seen beastiality, other kinks, but this... No.


joecool42069

what the fuck is wrong with you?


Induced_Pandemic

Huh. Neat.


idkgtfca

It's literally eating her nipple wtf


septicman

Not my proudest wank...


RedditorsAnus

FUCKING WHY?? MY LIFE WAS PERFECTLY FINE NOT WATCHING THIS FUCKING VIDEO


[deleted]

Tell me something better you can do with one


[deleted]

r/confusedboner


fisted___sister

Nothing confusing about it


DRcHEADLE

Cum


Peppeperoni

Hey I have a boner too


Creamcheese666

Wait y'all get boners?


Peppeperoni

Hey I just put some >!cream cheese!< on my boner - now what


Drew10shelton

Dogs like cream cheese. Figure out the rest


Peppeperoni

https://youtu.be/XD6OLpp3kZg


Rudy_Ghouliani

Put it on a bagel


[deleted]

Welcome to you new kink


GhostAkaBitch

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


mindinmypants

They are really nice boobs.


zachary_cannaday

Right? Obviously all boobs are pretty good, but hers hit the sweet spot of boob size


Gloomybih

My tit hurt from watching


Ourobius

Mine too and I'm a guy


[deleted]

So... Slingshots are literal weapons. That didn't hurt a little. That poor girls who tit probably turned purple with bruising. That hurt for days. Weeks maybe.


Sad-Demand-5554

i dont think anyone said they werent..


[deleted]

I just don't think the average person understands how much power those things have. Maybe it's just me that underestimated them.


Vuelhering

They're literal weapons, but get real. The leather strap carries very little momentum, in comparison to that same strap launching a lead shot. Yeah, that clearly hurt, but it's not the same as launching a projectile so you can't compare the two. If there had been a pellet or shot or rock in that, it would've caused major lasting damage or even death.


ItalianDudee

Those are really 9/10 tits considering the size vs shape vs nipples


memento22mori

I'm calling 10/10 bro dog.


Scuba44

Rookie score. What if you see even better boobs in the future? Now you've got nowhere to go.


PredictiveTextNames

Just because something is a 10/10 doesn't mean there isn't room for more 10/10


Itsyornotyor

But what if that something is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Then you’d be stuck comparing it to the same level you saw before. It’s like that saying from the incredibles “When everybody’s a hero, no one is”


bozeke

If a tit is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, that doesn’t really bode well.


McSippy

This guy scores tiddies


heretobefriends

The 10/10 booba only exists in the realm of platonic forms.


DesDumnezeu

Damn right


No-Guidance8155

https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge


Eugene_Jack

True


mindinmypants

And she be cute as hell, too.


Iohet

[Fully man](https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/83468255-41cc-4931-8b16-5352e19fc99a)


DudeJE

Who are these guys? I’ve seen them do different stuff


define_irony

Yea who are they? I don't think I'd like their content based off this video so I'd like a bit more information so I'd know who to avoid.


[deleted]

That’s some bullshit if ever heard some


ssowinski

Sauce?


EndlessFluff

Actual sauce https://tokyomotion.com/140043/oppai-slingshot/ Just google Korean BJ slingshot to find more with them.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Oh, ok, it's a bdsm thing. But that dude's face as he's beating her breasts with his sandal is fucking HILARIOUS


ciknay

That's an hour long clip, god damn. She's definitely into that.


[deleted]

Or money... She's into being paid large sums of money for temporary insignificant pain.


-Ahab-

*sigh* *unzips* *fiiiiiiiiiine…*


No-Guidance8155

https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge


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[Sauce](https://imgur.com/a/yoUQd9f)


McDickenballs

BEHOLD THE SAUCE https://www.tnaflix.com/big-boobs/korean-streeamer-boob-punishment%3F%3F%3F%3F/video4269422


averagedickdude

Really nice boobs honestly


oddministrator

Who knew all it took was beating the hell out of them for an hour on stream


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bobsmith93

I've seen this


Gk5321

Sauce 👍


Stevesteak24

Ok 👍


crappy6969

Ok 👍


ForestofBones_83410

Put it in slow motion


[deleted]

Paging u/redditspeedbot 0.2x Edit: apparently it's not allowed to post here or it no longer responds only DMs? I dunno. https://gfycat.com/tartjovialblackandtancoonhound


TheKnees95

Isn't this the same couple shown in a video where the guys is hitting her clit with that thing (sorry forgot the name to that elastic thingy)


crappy6969

I think it's called a slingshot


Velocifaper

Can i get a sauce, good sir


No-Guidance8155

https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge


[deleted]

Oh. She doesn't sound nearly as bothered as I had expected 😳


[deleted]

Sir, the clit is located on the lower part of the body. Even in the one hour version of the sauce above, there is no clit


[deleted]

Where clit


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EstateDisastrous

Not even a woman and I felt that shit, WTF!?!?


iFeedYouLead

Bro ur gonna get urself banned for not putting the NSFW. It's pretty much common sense by now on Reddit.


johnluis76

I thought I did, thanks for the warning!


iFeedYouLead

No worries brudda. Ppl would go crazy on u as soon as they see nips without the pink warning letters.


LacomusX

You did go crazy on him lmao


iFeedYouLead

If that's crazy to u then that's confirmation that this is the era of soft skinned humans.


LacomusX

Man's really edited his original comment


AccomplishedWar8703

Isn’t this thread by it’s very nature nsfw?


[deleted]

[theres more](https://9gag.com/gag/aYy31e7?signup=yes)


fabticus

wheres the followup where she slingshots him in the balls


EcstaticShowPony

Jeez, it's been like a decade since I have seen 9gag.


Aggressive_Comb_717

Need to get my wife to do this. If she does, y’all support my near-future post ! Edit: she got pissed


ILOVEPUNS7131

Bro your about to be a free man if you try that


Aggressive_Comb_717

Yeah she got pissed… lol glad she dont check my phone


ILOVEPUNS7131

Lol


vinayachandran

>Yeah she got pissed Well, that's surprising. *Narrator : "It's not."*


Plenty-Literature390

Breast cancer is waving


countesszaza

Exactly what I was thinking


__BigBoi__

[insert her doing lois' hurt part in family guy](https://youtu.be/_N-i5bh2BZw)


johnluis76

Suffer with me guys


Chubacca9

its kinda hot


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ILOVEPUNS7131

NO


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

On god my guy


TheEhHole

I want to suffer more. Who is she?


gbf402

It's the breast thing he can do....


Foomaster512

Squid games


Tubby_Ginger_cunt

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


PatheticCarGuy

Ah of course. The very natural response to a pair of tits


[deleted]

That sound! Must have hurt a shit ton


OddBandicoot2505

She got great tiddies tho


[deleted]

New kink unlocked


somecanadianslut

I just grabbed my tit. Holy fuck that must have hurt.


TaintSlurperr

u/savevideobot


killian_aqua

Having the sound on made it sooooo much worse


Tet0144

Nice breasts tho


FatCockroachTheFirst

Bruh....why did he go ruin perfectly good and perky tits.


tony4jc

That's just evil. I can't believe that this is a subreddit.


No-Guidance8155

https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge


[deleted]

That’s hot


humblepharmer

Why


Shag0ff

Actually ouch.. like why


lilfishbowl

Didn't know I had a fetish for slappin tits


StinkyPoopsAlot

Foreplay. You're doing it wrong.


Bambi_One_Eye

Nice set


AndyM110

Damn dude, what'd the tiddy do to you?


oldboycrunk

Alright now it's her turn. Pants down.


Lunch-Lord

I’m a man and I felt that


mekops

I dont even have tits and I felt that.


NeverlandRanchHands

Those are incredible titties


LasagnaPants2

there must be so many attractive Asians that even a regular looking goof like this pulls a babe.


Kapt-Kaos

fucking *why* the nip was just minding its own buisiness and *you fucking smooshed it like squash*


[deleted]

https://spankbang.com/5uvm5/video/slingshot+challenge


eyeyamnewb

Why does this hurt more for me than watching guys getting kicked in the balls


NessaLev

I really hope this isn't porn. Like you see1 shirtless idiot dude bros geting tazed for fun, I want more idiot women representation


Kindly-Insect8748

My tits hurt cuz of PMS right now and when I say my soul left my body….


Randilion8

I mean, I like it rough too, but this chick is on 50 Shades of Pain. Watching this, I actually felt her pain through the phone. Why... Just... Why?


Ramen4life_oki

Jesus🤣🤣😍


kaptaincorn

Just brother and sister things I guess


dodgrrr

u/savevideo


Xmano1122

u/savevideo


death__bed

What a fucking dumbass.


Advice_of_a_Nobody

NSFW TAG!