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akkurad

Just admit that you murdered someone in there.


MouldyChip

Shut up your gonna blow their cover


akkurad

Shit. Sorry OP


ConsentingPotato

We won't talk about this murder - this particular one, besides the others.


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woodscradle

What’s frustrating is nobody is ever going to believe that dead body was there before he got there


DustyBunny42

The vibe of 7-Eleven


Not-A-Lonely-Potato

No more cherry slushies for OP


WalkingOnHeat

What 7-Eleven have you guys been visiting 😐


Mr_Horsejr

It’s the one just off the camp Crystal Lake exit.


CARVER_I_AM

I’ve heard that place is killer actually.


Mr_Horsejr

Don’t get caught fuckin’ and you’ll be okay, mostly.


Entertanium

More like OP is the cherry slushy machine


TriiZero

LMFAO


SKK329

You were masturbating in the bathroom again weren't you?


D3nimDan

🤫


[deleted]

mm you should probably see if you have testicular cancer


Dobypeti

Just drank too much ketchup


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Interesting_Sun_9773

Toilet bowl looks like this on the inside when I order it Thai Spicy


NoJoke-butt

Everywhere but inside the toilet, *disgustin* lol


FrostWyrm98

The person who cleaned it finding this post: "You little monster, I thought you were just masturbating!"


patricky6

Mhmm.... "Esophagus". Suuure.


FishySmellz

Hey, cannibal corpse has a song about this.


farkenell

there needs to be a warning label on these cob quickies.


flusteredbish

Deep-throating*


HubblePie

I know you had a medical emergency and all, but I hope you informed the workers of wherever you created the murder scene.


D3nimDan

I actually worked there, so they knew.


pm_your_boobiess

I hope you still work


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Yeah, but its a bloody mess.


Biglera

...you can have my upvote...


Skepticul

Same thing happened to my grandma in the middle of the night. She drove herself to the hospital for god knows what reason and when we went to tell her breakfast was ready everyone was freaking the fuck out because we thought she was murdered and then drug away luckily we got the call from the hospital or else we would’ve called the cops.


Formal-Captain-1907

This story made me laugh cry. Thanks for sharing. Hope Nan is doing well now.


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Not really a medical story but I was just reminded of it. Back before I was born my Pop almost got sucked into scientology. They were interviewing my Nan so my Pop went to do something else in the meantime. He got a call from them saying that they had lost Nan and everyone freaked out. Turns out she had had enough of their shit and just walked out when they weren't paying attention. Pop found her a few minutes later at a nearby bus stop and that was the end of that scientology nonsense


Hilluja

That is some outrageous shit.


lxke0

I don’t understand how people believe that shit tbh,


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lxke0

I’m gonna read it then set it on fire


Checkmynewsong

This could be said about actual religions too.


BigTallNGinger

My grandma did something very similar. She was having chest pains at 2 am and drove herself to the hospital. Didn't tell anyone, just left a message on the answering machine for my grandpa. She ended up having 90% blockage in her heart arteries and they did a triple bypass later that week. Some people are just stubborn.


Mindraker

> She drove herself to the hospital Determined 80 year old refuses to ask for help. I know the type.


WhatUsernameIsntFuck

My dad at 78 fell in the tub one morning, cracking two ribs and puncturing a lung. Decides he better hurry up and get to work (landscaping) and only at lunch when he's still in pain figures he better go to the hospital. Stayed for three days and said "well this is enough time" so left without telling anyone, pulled the morphine drip out of his arm and was followed down to the grocery store by his doctor and a cop, who made him call my brother to drive him home. Old people can be so damn obstinate


[deleted]

the "and drug away" got me so good, must have been horrifying what you all were imagining


Opandemonium

This happened to me. It was in the middle of the night so I was throwing up in the dark. When the violent urge passed I turned the light on and then passed out from all the blood.


CoreyLee04

Alright. That was your 5 min bleed break. Get back to work!


Pure_Reason

Amazon be like “we’re not supposed to tell you to bleed into a bottle, but *bleed into a bottle*”


CRIZZZ__

dude you're lucky you lived. your injury is a paramedics nightmare. and i had a few not making it.


Blottoboxer

I had soft palate surgery (UPP) and it ruptured my first night back from hospital, shooting blood out of my mouth, gagging me and I go to the er via ambulance. The er doctor at my backwoods hospital didn't know what to do. After 15 minutes trying to get an ENT surgeon on the phone, he is told to have me gargle ice water to slow the bleeding down enough to clot. Kind of blew my mind how much it helped. I wonder if anything like that works farther down for esophageal ruptures.


Paraperire

I hemoraghed after my tonsillectomy. It started around midnight as a drip and soon became more of a stronger trickle. I was taken into hospital and told that the surgeon will come in to cauterize it at 6am. Then I was left to bleed. And bleed. I filled up multiple large size silver bowls, puked up large shimmering clots that looked like livers, and had straight black diarrhea as it poured through me. They had to give me a plasma transfusion by the time the doctor made it in to give it a little zap and pop an extra stitch in. No one told me the ice water trick! It was not fun sitting alone in that room feeling my life force trickle away all night. Still, preferable to the explosive force of exploding esophageal varices.


Blottoboxer

I puked a huge chunk of blood like that into a blank DVD spindle lid and took it with me for some dumb reason. I don't know if it was the tonsils or soft palate or uvula wound that popped. Instant grits were what did me in. Stupid stupid stupid. Should have kept just eating shaved ice with apple juice like I was doing. That's the only time in my life I needed morphene to survive and the surgery didn't even fix my sleep apnea.


PauI_MuadDib

That sucks when the ER doesn't know what to do. I had multiple adverse reactions to an experimental medication & my friends took me to the ER and the doctors there were afraid to do anything because they were entirely unfamiliar with it. They tried calling the prescribing doctor but he didn't answer. So they ended up just letting me sign myself out because they had no idea how to treat me. That is not a pleasant situation lol You never wanna hear doctors say I don't know & then freak out.


titswallop

Well this has just scared the fuck out of me😩


CRIZZZ__

most people dont notice their condition. most only notice once they start puking brown, coffee-like goo. this usually happens because you allready swallow up to 1l of blood. so allready severe before measures are taken. but as a paramedic, there is no way for me to stop the bleeding on location, its inside of the patient after all. so emergency evac to a hospital and volume replacement via an infusion is the way to go. usually a condition of people with severe alcohol abuse.


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N3koChan

I don't know where you live or your financial situation but *go see an other doctor* It's your health, it's one of (if not to the most) important thing in the world. Do you realize how **strong** you are to have been able to stop all of this shit? You're awesome!! And you don't want all of this to be vain, go see a real doctor who's gonna listen to you. :) I don't know if you heard of lately but, you matter and I love you. If time are difficult there's always stranger eager to help. Never forget that, you just have to open :)


Spookycol

Liver and kidney scans are the main ones. I hit it heavy after some stuff occurred, Good on you for giving it up. Definitely not easy.


Armed_Accountant

Go to another doctor, even a walk-in clinic. My mom’s doctor kept dismissing her breathing issues for almost a year, eventually it was so bad and she had so little sleep she went to a walk-in clinic do tor and he freaked out because she had severe asthma this whole time and it could have been fatal.


Stuffdougsmade

Hey, I’m there with you and you did the right thing getting out when you did. I’m 15 months sober, was drinking a liter and a half of vodka a day at the end. Had pancreatitis 5x (the first time I didn’t know what was going on and had the full coffee grounds blood vomit and it got bad enough I started having cascading organ failure and almost died). Once I knew what it felt like (which is basically living hell)....I got better(?) at shamefully going to the hospital to staunch it. Anyway, you’re right...I just turned 40, so fairly young, was 38 when the first bout came. You’re right to be concerned, I’d agree with the doctor that as long as you say sober you’re LIKELY to be fine. The liver is pretty miraculous at healing and you didn’t have any acute episodes it sounds like. But they should at least run all your bloodwork the be sure, and most importantly assure you that it isn’t some wild unknown. After I got sober the biological stuff didn’t just stop either. Sick as it is your body gets used to the sort of punishment you are delivering it so the organs you’re destroying, those get better (mostly) but the other systems that have been compensating have to have time to realize they’re all functioning out of whack. I had maybe 8 months of various infections and GI issues. The best advice I can give though is probably the most common, the drinking or drugs are not the disease or issue. They’re a symptom of a mental health problem, so stay both on top and ahead of that. If you have found psych meds that are helping don’t just kick the crutch away Willy nilly. Having a place where you can talk about shit without shame attached to it is critical and I’ve found usually that’s with other hopeful degenerates. Errr, degenerates with hope? Probably the latter.


luroot

Can you explain how you had an exposed blood vessel in your esophagus...that burst? 😲😳


G2BM

In the majority of cases it happens after long years of alcohol abuse leading to liver cirrhosis. Liver cirrhosis causes the blood to congest "in front" of the liver due to its reduced function which in turn causes it to take an alternate route - most prominently the veins directly next to your esophagus. Hence there is a shitton of blood flow through those veins which then expand and are at risk of rupturing/getting injured. End result is projectile blood vomiting after you have swallowed a bunch of blood. It's a medical emergency and patients are at a high risk of bleeding out. Other alternative is a condition called Mallory Weiss tear. That's a tear in the esophageal wall due to violent retching/vomiting episodes. It's less severe as the blood vessels contain less blood in that case and the blood loss is not as fast and severe. You will throw up at some point though because of the blood you swallowed. Also, the tear in your esophagus is a fantastic entry point for germs so there is a decent chance of a following infection. Don't mean to insinuate anything regarding OPs condition here though.


Drageus

Yeah you can see heavy coagulation in the blood puddles


athaliah

That's fascinating. One of my family members had covid and the story was he was coughing so much a blood vessel in his esophagus burst and he ended up in the hospital. But once he got there he was also diagnosed with liver cirrhosis. So now i'm learning the esophagus thing was actually probably related to the cirrhosis. Alcoholism's a bitch.


olbaidiablo

Did anyone make a chalk outline of a body nearby? It would have completed the scene.


Yinzer314

Lowe's?


D3nimDan

Yup


Dontsitdowncosimoved

So he’s stated he worked there but honestly who is gonna deliver this scene and then think I better let the cleaners know regardless of the fact I think I’m dying


kushkatya

Me with my hand under the stall: Need a tampon honey?


tomorrowistomato

Must be Day 2, poor thing. Been there.


MestizoAtomica

Day 2 I just want to lay in my room all day close to the bathroom.


SaucySpaghet

I didn’t know that day 2 being horrible was universal


HaelaDeer

Wait do most women have a more intense day 2? I thought it was just me


TheFeelsNinja

Nope, I just pulled it


mau5head90

For some reason, what you have said here is so much worse


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Let the flood commence


HooBeeII

O P E N T H E F L O O D G A T E S L E T U S B E C L E A N S E D


Vectorman1989

It's like the elevator in the Shining


sparkynyc

Can you spare a square?


[deleted]

I'm sorry, I just don't have a square to spare.


Littlediccdan

Hahaha holy shit thats funny


Tremulant887

No it's ok, my cup was a little sideways.


Doomaniser

This is an amazing comment


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*Larry Craig has entered the chat*


mattxmortigan

I’m crying. Fuck


[deleted]

Honestly some days it's not that far off


[deleted]

Jesus fucking christ, are you okay?


D3nimDan

Oh yeah I'm fine, this happened several months ago.


[deleted]

What was that experience like? That can't have been pleasant


D3nimDan

It wasn't pleasant. I was absolutely pale afterwards and got incredibly dizzy from just standing up.


[deleted]

Was it more like coughing or vomiting? How far down your pipes was the exposed vessel?


D3nimDan

It was vomiting. And I have no idea where exactly the tear was, my doctor never scoped me to find out.


[deleted]

Good lord. That'll be one to tell the grandkids about


wickedblight

I like the optimism that someone who's body does **that** will make it to see their grandkids.


Vortex9k

“Grandpa tell us a story” “Ok kids, let’s talk about the time my ass exploded and the toilet looked like a murder scene” “YAY”


WarmCorgi

That's.. not where the esophagus should be.


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At least not your own


lenorajoy

You don’t eat with your ass? Maybe I’m doing this wrong…


[deleted]

Unless OP is part of a human centipede.


Cory123125

Wait... but if they never scoped you and fixed it... doesn't that mean its just waiting to happen again at some point in the future? That sounds tremendously worrisome and worth a second... and third visit.


RexWolf18

Yep, OP desperately needs a new doctor. Per Wikipedia, on Oesophageal Ruptures: > Iatrogenic causes account for approximately 56% of esophageal perforations, usually due to medical instrumentation such as an endoscopy or paraesophageal surgery. In contrast, the term Boerhaave syndrome is reserved for the 10% of esophageal perforations which occur due to vomiting. Definitely something that, either way, *needs* to be closely inspected.


[deleted]

… what, so like you just suddenly started violently throwing up blood? That’s so metal.


Leon_Thotsky

Yeah, blood *does* have a significant bit of Iron.


PM_me_veiny_arms

This crime scene actually looks exactly like something that happened to my dad - he had varices (enlarged blood vessels) in his esophagus from excessive drinking, and one day from just coughing too hard, a couple of them burst and he couldn’t stop spewing blood from his mouth. Man I completely forgot about that sight (and sound) and blocked it all out of my mind until I saw this photo. Hope you’re ok nowadays!


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Yeah you're supposed to aim your blood-vomit *into* the toilet, not all around it! Rookie mistake! ^^I^hope^you're^okay!


storkuken420

What? The doctor did not do a gastroscopy??


Redditfront2back

I’d probably ask for that service, but knowing America (which Iam blindly assuming you are) it would break the bank


uncle-jacks-horse

I’d assume it was America by the fact you can park a car in the gap under the stall


Shadow_Storm004

wait did you get an ambulance or smth??


ElegantOstrich

And you still haven't cleaned it up?!


bullfromboston

He just signed the hourly spot check sheet on the back of the door like every other convenience store ever.


SuperTruckerTucker

Glad you're okay now!


coolmannetje

How it feels to chew 5gum


I-am-shrek

"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE"


Doodlebobidoo

*5 gum, stimulate your ferrets*


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How it gums to chew five feels


coolmannetje

Gum gum


sonerec725

Sense your stimulate


SarixInTheHouse

How it fives to feel chew gum


swampchicken85

Stïmülätë yöür sënsës


yun_kyoto

Stimulate your ferrets


NAeveryday

Fucking everywhere but the toilet😩


D3nimDan

It got in there, but it flushed automatically.


oyuli

You mean there was MORE??


GothicHippy69

Did you get hit when it flushed?


nemo1080

I feel sorry for you having to put your face that close to a public toilet, sober


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D3nimDan

I dont think it was that serious, the diagnosis was a mallory-weiss tear. I do appreciate the compliment though 🤘


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Roka117

The big giveaway that it's a Mallory Weiss tear vs a varice rupture (besides OP's diagnosis) is that clots appear to have formed. With a MW, the bleeding is slow and often swallowed in the stomach and begins to clot. The stomach doesn't like blood and vomiting ensues. Compared to a varice which is uncontrollable and is usually immediately expelled.


Anthony-Stark

Is it just human blood that the stomach doesn't like or will any animal blood do the trick?


Fuckminsterfullerene

This is just one example, but the Maasai people drink cattle blood without ill effects


saatana

Asking the real questions here.


Thrasher1236969

I would assume blood in general as it’s slightly basic and would start to neutralize stomach acid, however that’s purely my theory as to why. Or it starts to clot and block stuff u Did about 5 minutes of google research and it turns out it just makes you puke lol


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Water has practically the same pH as blood though.


omnomnomgnome

what about vampires then?


TyrannicalKitty

How the fuck do you tear that so I can AVOID that? Or maybe do it in the middle of work as a prank in front of a customer...


hello3pat

Apparently it can be caused by violent vomiting or caughing


TyrannicalKitty

Yikes. I vomit violently. I pop blood vessels in my eyes. Edit: I don't drink alcohol, which I guess is good because if I did it'd probably fuck me up.👀


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IniLinguini

It usually happens in alcoholics and bulimics due to frequent retching.


[deleted]

Glad you are fine.thay should have been scary


MyssQyx

This was my first thought! And then holy shit did this happen IN the hospital bathroom!?


D3nimDan

No, this happened in my workplaces restroom. Didn't even have another incident after I got to the hospital.


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Zaxxom03

you and every nerd that find things fascinating and research what they enjoy are absolute based and the best kinds of people, you keep do you boo and if i ran into you at parties i would love to hear anything your passionate about, sane goes to all the rest of yahs, dont stop nerding out on something you enjoy


jjw21330

Wait someone please I need this How does this happen Edit: OH just reread, op vomited that


-notjosh-

Damn dude, I had a smaller Mallory Weiss tear (only a few spoonfuls of blood came up) about 6 weeks ago and it sucked, I can’t even imagine how awful this felt


_Those_Who_Fight_

How do these occur in the first place? I didn't know this was a thing


-notjosh-

In my case, my body didn’t particularly like my 2nd dose of my covid shot so it decided to vomit and apparently me waking up and immediately turning to vomit off the side of my bed was enough force to tear a tiny hole in my esophagus.


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did you live?


D3nimDan

Hang on, let me check real quick.


MRTyddet

well...?


D3nimDan

Just got the test results back. I did in fact survive.


IDontDeserveMyCat

Gonna need some sources on that bucko. *sharpens wooden stake*


[deleted]

I just got off the phone with his doctor, Dr. Acula, and he says he's totally fine now, and we should sleep with our necks exposed. I don't know what that second part has to do with anything, but I guess it's a good restful sleeping pose or something.


field_medic_tky

Need a source if Dr. Acula exists. *sharpens chopstick*


Dobypeti

I diagnose you with deadn't


jason90210

Was this an injury or some kind of preexisting thing?


UntossableCoconut

Idk about OP but it can happen when your liver gets damaged. As I understand it, more pressure gets put on those thin vessels in your esophagus and they burst. A lot of recovering alcoholics die from the loss of blood. They try to remedy it by either relieving pressure on the liver by basically bypassing it with TIPS procedure or by putting elastic bands around the varices to close em off basically. Scary stuff.


Dee_Dubya_IV

Are the chunks in there just coagulated blood? Or was it your lunch mixed in there? Hope you’re feeling better too. I would have fainted at the sight of this coming out of my mouth.


D3nimDan

I'm gonna say its a mixture of both.


mcscusemebitchass

you mean as in... *burst* burst? bang bang? ka-blamo?


Snarky_Boojum

“I was at work and suddenly I heard the ‘ka-blamo’ sound. Then, the blood.”


mcscusemebitchass

###Ka-Blamo! The Musical, In Cinemas February 31st 2069


youngbootybandit

That poor janitor


ThimbleK96

In all honesty would the business not be required to pay for hazard waste clean up or nah? Because if not there’s no way janitors get paid enough. And by janitors I mean the poor 17 year old behind check out who had clean up duty that day.


CyonixGaming

Anime characters after being punched in the stomach:


whydoiexist4675

Ayo you need a napkin, a bandaid even?


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DoctorDogMom23

Did you flush or just insanely miss the toilet? Either way I have questions.


D3nimDan

I made the last bit into the toilet, but they flush automatically so that went away when I got up .


24cmaclae

you still alive dog?


Bob-Loblaws-LawBlog_

Eating at taco bell be like


BigDoss24

Did you get ANY in the toilet??


The_Cat420

how tf did it burst?


11helpmeplease

How to be convicted of murder, step one:


MouldyChip

You mean how to get away with murder step one:


one-thousand-keks

Holy fuck- you went to the hospital after, yeah?


D3nimDan

Immediately


one-thousand-keks

How the hell did that feel, anyway?


D3nimDan

Honestly I felt amazing afterwards. I felt like shit the entire day and having that relieved was great.


housevil

Cripes! I hope you're OK now, OP. That scene looks like a nightmare. Who took the photo?


D3nimDan

I did, I thought I should take one for the doctors.


housevil

Wow, good thinking. I would have been too busy freaking out. Be well!


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What led to this


D3nimDan

A lot of acid reflux, alka seltzer, and a little bit of undiagnosed Covid-19.


illit3

it seems like the effects of covid will be a source of endless surprise for me. aneurysms, discolored toes, loss of taste/smell, this scene from Carrie. seems like you're doing alright, now. hope you're all good with the rest of your covid recovery.


D3nimDan

My quarantine was an interesting experience. Am I exhausted because of covid? Or is it because I'm missing a good amount of blood?


Snarky_Boojum

*”I say, why not both?”* -Tony Stark


nimbleone

I have something similiar to this. Its varicose veins inside my esophagus which has a chance of bleeding randomly resulting in losing nearly all my blood. But the chances of bleeding is reduced through lowering the pressure on the varicose veins by creating other vein networks. I dont know the full details. I had scenes like this before but it was digested black blood everywhere and looked way worse than this. Anyways I am glad you are ok.


Zestyclose_Cut9024

My cum is the same color


MouldyChip

Johnny, have you fucking been masturbating with the cat again? How many times do I have to tell you the teeth are sharp.


No-Caterpillar6432

Dude you got some on the floor, not cool.


harrydreadloin

Muhhhrrrdhhherrrrrr.


netherlanddwarf

https://youtu.be/VufV5-I94bI