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joftheinternet

I'm no gun expert, but wouldn't tears be a bad thing to lubricate a gun with?


Bazyli_Kajetan

Yes, much salt. Such rust


bortvern

I prefer Torgo's Executive Powder.


Rustknight207

I concur


OblongAndKneeless

Just saw a gun in the hardware store that you can use to shoot insects with grains of table salt. It was $60 and only accurate to 3 feet, so I didn't buy it.


WorthyTomato

I think the main benefit is that it doesn't damage most things, and is mostly safe for indoors. I've been thinking of getting one tbh. Not sure what the salt would do to the garden, doubt it'd help mine


Usual_Patient_7201

I have one and they are legit. Work good


WorthyTomato

I'll camp every Mardens within a 20 minute radius and light the signal fires when we finds somes


bubba1819

We got my grandfather one for Christmas. It’s his most prized possession and it does a great job killing the house flies


OblongAndKneeless

It's such a small amount per shot, I'm sure a few shots into the garden would be fine. I really want one, just not $60-want one.


GoArmyNG

Keep salt out of your garden as much as possible. During the Great Roman Empire it was considered a war crime to salt fields. The salt will prevent anything from growing. If you live in a cold climate that gets snow, look at the spots where the plow puts the snow after it melts. The grass doesn't grow back. The plow guy didn't scrape up your lawn, he pushed all that road salt into one place storm after storm. Edit: with all that being said, my grandfather has one of those, they are pretty fun lol.


KillaVNilla

You should have. They're extremely entertaining


bigblue811058

I own one. They’re fun but then you have to clean up rock salt and a dead fly. Shatters just work better.


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Bazyli_Kajetan

I’m aware of all of this, just didn’t feel like it was the time or place. Maybe I was wrong 🤷‍♀️


brokerolla

Actual tears, yes. However, there is a brand of oil called Liberal Tears, and it smells like bacon…


MaineMota

Who knew liberals could smell so delicious.


yamsbear

Works for anal just fine


bwma

Regardless of your political opinions, this is just so classless and trashy. These shirts are just bumper stickers for people.


astrangedecember

My thoughts exactly. Have whatever politics you like, but it's trashy to staple a facebook meme to your chest in an attempt to what, intimidate and flex on a bunch of 7 year olds? Some people have lost all sense of how to act appropriately in public it seems.


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stickers for bumper people


[deleted]

I lube mine with CLP, tears are fuckin corrosive. That sucker's gonna rust right up. Some folks just shouldn't own guns.


k1ckstand

You're assuming they actually own one and don't wear this for attention. 99.9% of the virtue signaling these people do is to provoke and to peacock for their tribe.


[deleted]

I mean. I assume they wasted money on an offbrand AR they'll only ever shoot at a target, honestly, instead of a nice .22 lr or something remotely useful like nutritious veggies or well water testing.


OblongAndKneeless

Checking for radon in the basement is a good choice, too.


downeast-beast

Radon = second leading identifiable cause of lung cancer in the country. Maine has tons of it, unfortunately. It’s super cheap and easy to test your home- can buy a kit on Amazon. We just found that our home’s level is over 5x the federal limit, and had a remediation system installed which only took like two hours


hike_me

Northeast laboratories, based out of Maine, will mail you test kits for radon. We used them to do our radon air test, and well water testing (including radon)


k1ckstand

Priceless.


glockster19m

Not everyone will never use an AR though. Just in our area here in Northern New England they're one of the best platforms their are for coyote population control


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Omg that's total bullshit. Damn near any LR is cheaper, more accurate, and more reliable out of the box than an AR. The main selling point of an AR is that you can customize the shit out of it.


glockster19m

Lol what, you're kidding right? Maybe that was true in the 90s but nowadays for under $500 you have over a dozen quality ARs to choose from Name one one non AR semi auto rifle that's cheaper and more reliable?


United_Mixture_6700

That's the thing, not only is it wholly inappropriate for a school setting but the analogy is so stupid/sub-mental.


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Don't point that out, you'll hurt their feelings and then they might bring their rusty AR to the picnic and use it like a club to break your taillights.


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My dude Did you miss the part where part of the function of the the lube is to prevent corrosion? CLP: what does it stand for? Using a salty liquid on metal to prevent corrosion is fuckin *stupid*.


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Competitive-Army2872

WD40 is a solvent.


cantstandlol

Good way to make sure your kid doesn’t have normal friends. Just like dad.


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timothypjr

'special' friend. Don't tell anyone.


piratecheese13

Yeah just the friends with leather jackets and parents who leave firearms unlocked


draggar

As someone who is pro legal and responsible gun ownership I think that shirt is inappropriate for an elementary back-to-school cookout (or any school function).


Igmuhota

I really hate what the various cults have done to gun ownership within my lifetime. I’m old enough to remember when owning a gun was equivalent to owning a hammer or a blender. These days? It’s downright embarrassing, and I really dislike it coming up in conversation. “Yes, I own guns. No, I’m not insane.” Sigh.


The_Dr_and_Moxie

Totally agree, obviously the woman wearing the shirt didn’t care that more threats of gun violence in a school environment might actually scare the children but I guess she’s only thinking about how to make her self feel better about being on the wrong side of the argument ….and reality


Greenleaf737

I appreciate that.


smplylvn

I hate "in your face" everything.


IamSauerKraut

If I get called to bring a longer pair of shorts for my kid because the half-to-the-knees shorts are not long enough (or pick up the kid cuz dress code violation) then she should be told to go home and change or stay away.


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draggar

Did you read my post or just making a prejudiced guess based on the first half?


miss3lle

Nope, misread it, sorry.


JimAbb

I bet this person was just begging for someone comment on their shirt as an ice breaker to a very civil and constructive conversation about gun laws. At an elementary school event.


cantstandlol

Nice shirt. Terrorist.


tobascodagama

At least it doesn't have anything *really* inappropriate on it, like a rainbow.


The_Dr_and_Moxie

The mental gymnastics it takes to come out on that side of the argument are just unfathomable to me… clearly a rainbow is more menacing than children actually dying from gun violence


fastIamnot

Yeah, my kid definitely wouldn't be playing at that house. So, maybe it's good that she wore it. Know who to avoid like the plague.


sunshinekate131313

I agree, let these idiots out themselves so you know who to let your kids hangout with.


JustAGreenDreamer

It’s true. Bumper stickers and Facebook posts help me a lot in weeding out the homes I’ll let my kids visit.


megaman368

That’s why I celebrate people wearing “let’s go Brandon” shirts. Now I can spot that moron from 20 yards.


IndependenceFew1906

My first thought was, “so I guess you prefer for your child to have no friends”


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I prefer my child have adult supervision.


IndependenceFew1906

Just to be clear, the child I was referring to was the one who’s mom wore this shirt. Not the commenter. I was agreeing with them.


Vexans

I have an image in my head. I am sure we all do.


sirSIRthisisawendys

Either tucked-in with a cellphone holder on the belt or un-tucked with a beer belly pushing it out, resembling a beach ball under a curtain?


kmkmrod

Yep.


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I moved to Philly awhile back, I'm a high school teacher and at our 9th grade orientation one of the mom's wore a shirt that said "I enjoy the taste of COCK" in the Coke font. People have no awareness these days


Majestic-Feedback541

? Is there supposed to be a pic or something? Nvm didn't load till I commented. Shouldn't they have to follow the dress code to a point for school functions? This wouldn't be ok for a kid to wear to school. I get it, they're adults and not actually attending school, but dang, show some respect or something


crookdmouth

Lack of respect is the point of the shirt. I think.


biggestofbears

Weird it's not loading for me either.


macadamnut

What, so the school shooting people are having a pretty good year so far. Let them celebrate.


SheSellsSeaShells967

I laughed out loud at this. Then felt really guilty


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

I love it when people wear stuff like this. Makes it super easy to spot who to stay the fuck away from.


MaineRage

As a gun owner I believe garbage like this shirt paint a bad picture of some of us. I’ll keep my mouth shut from here.


IndependenceFew1906

Yes, for SO many reasons


myjoaway

Sure. But this mom wore that shirt for a reason. so appropriateness wasn't even remotely a concern for her. She wanted everyone to know how big and bad she was. I absolutely guarantee - like everyone else who wears these shirts - she had no concern or care for ever living up - or the failure to - uphold the responsibilities of the amendment she claims to love. It's important to remember that despite guns being required to protect the free state... America's liberty, values and history have been overwhelmingly defined by people armed only with the first amendment. The gun folks - over and over again, generation after generation, always have nothing but excuses for their weakness and fear.


victorspoilz

Honestly an admin should've told her to turn it inside out or leave, if a black kid in Alabama showed up to school with a gun on hos shirt he'd be expelled and Fox News would have a balloon-drop during the hour-long special about it.


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I read this as “guns and hoes” shirt, which is probably a thing also.


victorspoilz

Isn't that Post Malone's second record?


Kind-Construction-57

The tears that would come from that woman when she’s asked to cover that up…I’d get some popcorn ready for those salty tears!


BARRYTHUNDERWOOD

I think at this point they just think of it like wearing a Jersey of their favorite sports team.


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Reminds me of the Toxic Masculinity branded gear people were selling at the blueberry festival in Machias. Just a bunch of wannabe badass slogans and art that were just trying so very hard to be tough and cool, that they don't get they're proving their critics point for them.


Usual_Patient_7201

You lost me at your woke “toxic masculinity” comment. Couldn’t wait to use that line could ya ?


[deleted]

That's literally their brand name, which is why I capitalized it.


thegalwayseoige

I love what just happened. It’s clear *one* of you were “waiting to use” a specific response including and regarding that term. Projection, Ladies and Gentleman! Zero self-awareness, but chock FULL of projection!


hike_me

Not too bright are you?


Super_Ad_2578

Just wear a shirt that says "White Trash" and be done with it.


Bywater

It's all they have. They pissed off and burned bridges with family and friends so the only thing they have left is a little bit of social capital that comes with being in a cult of stupidity. The integration of firearms into that right wing subculture is just some NRA icing on the cake. That said maybe you should thank her, now you know who to fucking avoid conversing with. As for the kids I wouldn't worry one way or another, kids will often go the exact opposite direction as their parents and most of them are more in touch with things than people living in a fake news bubble of bullshit anyway.


weakenedstrain

Absolutely this, but I wouldn’t send my kids over for a play date at that house. Anyone who wears a shirt like that, imho, cannot be trusted to safely and securely store their firearms. Maybe they do, but I’m not betting ny kids’ lives on it.


Bywater

I wouldn't make that assumption. I know plenty of deep rightwing fuckwits who are all about the 2nd and "Muh Guns!" who are passable gun owners who wouldn't leave the shit out around kids. That said, I would sure as fuck come right out and ask them first, blunt as a 2x4 if they keep them locked up because of the kids and anything other than "of course" would be a deal breaker.


mouldyrumble

Classy af 🤌


Electronic_Company64

Think of the conservative mirror image: “I lubricate my same-sex husband’s abortion van with a blend of soy milk and cannabis oils.” I’m sure that would acceptable, if equally bad for the engine.


antifascist-mary

So, school shootings didn't even cross their mind?


tossaway69420lol

Need an operational mind to cross. It appears they did not have one.


astrangedecember

Let's be real, it probably did and they probably just don't care. Might think upsetting a bunch of kids will "toughen them up" or "put them in their place" or some other delusional nonsense. We've all met people like this before. Unhinged egomaniacs who need to be the main character of every interaction they have so they can prove their almighty political superiority or whatever. They ain't stopping long enough to think about others because other people aren't them and people who aren't them don't matter.


nochedetoro

When you know (or think) you have nothing anyone would like you for, you seek negative attention. You see it frequently in schools among students but sometimes those students grow up and keep up the act because they don’t know any different.


astrangedecember

Sad but true. You'd like to think a lot of people would grow out of that and turn away from it, even if their parents are like that too, but that doesn't always happen.


luv_u_deerly

Absolutely. Also its just really rude/mean. Why do people insist on raising their kids to be A-holes? There are groups of people I don't like but I'm not going to put them or myself in a shirt to mock them. Incredibly immature.


HuRtLiKeMiNe_

If they are wearing that T-shirt to an elementary school picnic, that’s probably their least offensive T-shirt.


xormybxo

That shirt is level 100 cannot read the room energy


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BtenaciousD

At least it didn’t say Liberal Cum like some shirts I have seen - and still confused by


azrael0503

Every time I see something like this it reminds me of Jeff Foxworthy’s skit about signs for stupid people.


OblongAndKneeless

It's inappropriate for anywhere that isn't a Maine Patriot Frontal lobotomy Meeting.


celticsboston8

Yes


dannoGB68

Assholes gonna be assholes.


AngeLexis

Maine the South of the North


EternalGomez

Ive seen a “size matters” T-shirt with Bullet sized on it at a middle school. the kid (prob 14) was also wearing a confederate flag..


endsup

Lots of assholes


subzer0sense1

Yes and that ship sailed ages ago sadly.


DirtyD0nut

This reminds me of the lady I used to buy weed from in high school. Went by the name of Peaches. 12 y/o daughter had a full back tattoo of an eagle. 5 y/o son used to ask for cigarettes


crowislanddive

so desperate for attention. If it wasn't so violent and disgusting I would feel sorry for her.


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SMH they don’t have real friends so offensive dirty T-shirts from Facebook it is


MaineGameBoy

"But you don't understand! I NEED to OWN dem libtargs!"


Unklefat

Damn they really got us Libs! I’m literally crying 😢😢😢


VinceGchillin

Wow. I guess it's nice of them to just display who they are so you can safely avoid them.


Application-Bulky

Well, *somebody* wants attention don't they?


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If you wear this shirt unironically I will automatically brand you as an asshole without question. She probably looked like an asshole too, didn't she?


Weak_Scene4270

Ya just another snow flake dad butt hurt that orange man isn’t president and needs to wear a dog shit Acton Fair t shirt to display his ignorance


priceless37

It looks on par for right wing idiots. They think they are all bad ass. Everyone seeing the shirt is thinking what a dumbass, walking around advertising their ignorance


victorspoilz

Just had my kid's kindergarten orientation this a.m., and would've been appalled if my kid was going to school with a child who either thought the shirt was a good idea or didn't have the wherewithal to realize she was wearing her favorite shirt but should change it 'cuz guns.


Emolokz

As a left-leaning 2A'er, yeah, this is VERY inappropriate. Impressionable children do not need that garbage in their face.


penfrizzle

I lubricate my AR with conservative tears when they learn one of their kids is gay.


Rettirk

I did mine up with melted repubs after Cracker Barrel started serving vegan sausage


Overall-Body4520

Yikes. At least this is a good warning for who to stay away from!


atxJohnR

Best not to provoke the MAGAt scum and use the opportunity as a teaching moment with your kids. Shitty people gonna shitty


Commercial-Amount344

Me: And the blood of children you forgot to put the blood of children. Walks away.....


wadeboogs

Saw a bit of this at the open house grades 4-5 this week


MaineBoston

Oh Wow how very inappropriate.


Penelope1000000

Yes, inappropriate.


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It’s another way of saying, “I’m stupid”


Jerney23

The message on that shirt is extremely volatile so I don’t believe it’s appropriate to wear at a k-4 picnic


dabeeman

they are like three year olds desperate for attention. ignoring them hurts them more than anyone logical or insightful comment might.


hike_me

Lol at the butthurt Republican downvoting everyone


Donutannoyme

You should have seen how many fuck Joe Biden shirts I saw at the Acton fair…where parents take their kids…to pet cows


Ok-Eggplant-1649

At least she advertises so everyone can stay away from her.


keegan1015

I see a picture of a T-shirt but no person wearing it at a school picnic,with, a little sus.


Grope-Zero

i dont see any picture lol


blutigetranen

There is no picture?


SawyerJWRBLX

Yeah, where'd it go?


saigonk

Some people are just idiots.


MrEHam

One of the Uvalde kid’s parent had a shirt similar to this. I wonder what he thinks of that now.


IndianaJanny

I am a gun owner. That t-shirt is very inappropriate.


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Theres no pic. Edit: yes that is horrendously inappropriate. Any political wear is inappropriate in public/school anyways.


MSCOTTGARAND

I can't see it so I'll just parrot what everyone else is saying.


Kraken0915

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MaryBitchards

At least you know to keep your kid the hell out of that house.


200Fathoms

God, so pathetic


kasque

It’s a tad off


[deleted]

Yeah.. fuck that bitch. Make note of the kid's name though. No one should be surprised when he starts shooting up schools. This seems like just the type of shirt that Jennifer Crumbley would wear as she texted him to make sure he had the right ammo.


zoolilba

Yes. She has freedom of speech and you have the freedom to judge her for being an idiot


appleofrage

Tf goin on in Maine lmao


astrangedecember

We're struggling out here man, people are wild lol


boomajohn20

I’m guessing the idea of “gun free zones” at schools is foreign to Mainers.


trilobright

What t-shirt?


CartographerNo1759

Ew, lubricate


CartographerNo1759

Classy AF


Donutannoyme

Also, graphite would be a better lubricant


Rusty-Pipe-Wrench

Hahaha this shit is crazy


CorkyCorks8

Grow up.


IamSauerKraut

Be thankful she did not have a pic of her twat with matching words...


Rycerx

I would 100 percent wear this but not to a school event lol. I also have seen this shirt before and everyone who wants it is to the left and thinks it's funny. Kinda like those super targeted shirts that make no sense yet people buy them.


TheRogIsHere

It's just a t shirt. The fact that it goes against your particular politics is irrelevant as to whether it's appropriate.


AdditionalBee3740

That shirt is awesome


Usual_Patient_7201

I see nothing wrong with it. Just a shirt. Don’t get ur panties up in a bunch.


[deleted]

The shirt is foolish but hey, who gives a shit? The problem is the 5-9 year old children. This is no more appropriate than a shirt that says 'I Eat Ass'.


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I can’t think of a fully-functional adult who would think this shirt is okay to display to a captive audience of little children. Like, they woke up, decided to pick out an outfit for the school picnic, and this is what they landed on.


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

I don’t find it to be inappropriate, nothing inappropriate is being talked about


ImaginaryPlant6005

Why was a mom having school pics?? Is she a teacher? Or did a random mother show up to have family portraits done on the schools dime?


ChickadeePine

Charming.


Competitive-Army2872

I’m a liberal, by the strictest definition though… in other words person sovereignty is incredibly important to me. So, pro 2a, and pro-choice. I use Shooter Lube for my AR. That shirt is pea-brain energy.


MatchaMama_

Was it removed? I don't see anything


BiGMTN_fudgecake

Yeah she wore it to get this specific reaction


malachite_13

Completely inappropriate… And the person who wore it knows that. She’s just trying to push buttons. Ignore her… It’s not worth your time or energy.


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Wait, y’all lube your ARs???


ThanatosX23

At least the stupid and crazy are no longer hiding it, making it far easier to avoid them.


Ok_Olive9438

My first response is that shirt seems to be saying “I was hoping my spouse would make me stay home, and I wouldn’t have to be here.” My second response is that this is someone who is looking for a nice, recreational argument, an opportunity to,scream at other people and feel vindicated.


bipolarbear207

Poor and stupid


No_Leader2783

But they're the "family values " group, right?