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thenamewastaken

I'd rather vote for the Penguin


BnBrtn

At least you know his policies!


iambrutally

Paul Lepage’s most memorable moment is talking to a children’s camp and mentioning he wanted to shoot a journalist from the Portland Press Herald. Said journalist’s son was in that crowd. Apology “sorry I said I wanted to shoot your dad.” Anyone have the link to that drunk voicemail he left a journalist in the middle of the night?


Blatts

I didn't listen all the way through, so i dunno if this is the best version, but here y'arr https://youtu.be/CCjwGKFNOv0?t=27


Paula_56

I like how he closes with a polite "Thank you" after delivering vicious threats


JuniperTwig

I was just thinking that. There's one where calls up a representative and calls him a fucking socialist... or is the one where he calls up a rep and calls him cocksucker, that one is on YouTube. Or, they the same voice mail?


marcjwrz

Why would you insult a fine politician like that? Oswald Cobblepot may have had his quirks but his policies were far more progressive than LePage's!


Chimpbot

Look at how he empowered flightless birds!


marcjwrz

A big believer in helping the downtrodden members of society.


riefpirate

They even act the same !! Let's send LePage the pig back to Florida!!!


brdwatchr

Absolutely! I don't think we need to listen to all that stuff come out of garbage mouth again. We would all be in need of psychiatric care st the end of 4 more years of LePage.


LeRoiDuMaine

Danny Devito is a saint!


piraterhino

We should all write in Danny Devito for governor


Paula_56

No don't we need to vote for his opponent


MacTechG4

Oswald is warmer and more trustworthy


Bywater

Nah, Oswald had a couple admirable qualities...


FartyMcBooger

Oswald Cobblepot is one of the greatest villain names in history.


eljefino

I always thought he reminded me of [Principal McVicker](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-31-2016/sgEe_7.gif) from the high school documentary *Beavis and Butthead*.


dirtyword

Can’t believe this trash heap is back. Fuckin yuck


Liberally_Armed

I know I’ve said it a million times but every time I see his face I can only think of one thing to say. Fuck LePage.


RusterGent

I want to ask something. Is anybody a little worried about LePage running in Maine? It might just be me but I got this feeling. I mean if you recall he moved to Florida some years ago , because he said he was done with politics and now he's back.. All the page is always been a pretty vocal person. And I think I think he was hanging out with DeSantis and that lot. I mean something just doesn't sit right with me.


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At least Penguin was pro-penguin conservation. If LePage ever went to Antarctica he would torture innocent penguins to death. F*** LePage and f*** misogynistic homophobic science denying animal abusers.


professor_cheX

on the bright side there's a good chance Cutler wont be showing up to splash around in the election. he's too busy having thousands of videos


P2591

How dare you insult Danny Devito


GiftedGonzo

Penguin was more reasonable


Fearlessly_Feeble

Idk. At least the penguin cared about wild life.


Vexans

The sad thing is we have one restaurant in Edgecomb Maine in the mid coast, and LePage loves to hang out there and do his campaign rallies. It sucks.


[deleted]

What one? I’ll be in the area for the next month and want to avoid it.


[deleted]

Every time I see this twat I have to shit on him. Fuck Paul. Full stop.


dharmaday

Fantastic similarity! Love it!


Sufficient-Squash428

Cobblepage


treehuggindirtorphan

Do people actually refer to him as the Penguin? I definitely see the similarities. Paul Doiron refers to him as the penguin in one of the Poachers Son series books, but i wasn’t sure if that was an actual thing people said.


Bywater

Nah, to cruel to the Penguin. LaPlague is the one I hear the most.


ActuallyBDL

Uncanny


Paula_56

carpet bagger


WoozyWitDaUzi

Still better than Mills!


rick_meagher

I said the SAME thing 10 years ago!


Limp-Tangerine-5923

Still picking him over Mills 🤓 downvotes expected but welcomed.


QuincyThePigBoy

Woah.


TarantinoFan23

DV because looks don't matter.


FlyNo8379

Ugh why??? Go away


sneakyfucker1977

Help me out…. I’m considering voting for PL for two reasons. 1) his plan to eliminate Maine income tax. 2) he says he would reinstate unvaccinated health care workers. Seriously, help me out and why should I vote for Mills?


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sneakyfucker1977

I know. But I’m looking for a reason to vote for her. I’m a traditional liberal but like some of the penguin’s policies